Quotations:

Movie: Hairspray(1988)


Edna Turnblad:
Would you keep that racket down? I'm trying to iron, here!



Movie: Wadd: The Life and Times of John C. Holmes(1998)


John Leslie:
John Holmes was the first, and you can't replace the first even if some guy can come long and be even better than Holmes. But once you lay the first foundation, you're the guy that's built on. John was that guy, I mean he had the package. That's why he will never be topped in that sense.



Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)


Ricky Bobby:
If you ain't first, you're last.



Movie: Untergang, Der(2004)


Adolf Hitler:
The war is lost... But if you think that I'll leave Berlin for that, you are sadly mistaken. I'd prefer to put a bullet in my head.





Movie Review: Santa Clause 3 - The Escape Clause (Blogcritics.org)

Wed, 28 Nov 2007 13:13:36 GMT
In the War on Christmas, I'm not sure whose side this movie is on. I'm the only person on earth who hasn't seen the first two Santa Clause movies, starring Tim Allen as the big guy, but I had no trouble following the plot of Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause. The third film in the series, however, does not make me want to rent the earlier films to see what I missed. This movie could make John ...

3 friends on the road, urging America to jump on green bandwagon

Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:26:00 GMT
San Francisco Gate - Perhaps, most of all, it's changed my career aspirations from 'movie star' to 'goat farmer.' " To see route maps, watch videos and read blog items from Your Environmental Road Trip, visit www.yert.com . E-mail Chris Cadelago at ccadelago@sfchronicle.com

South Park

Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:04:00 GMT
Wired - I hate what CG has done to movies," says Stone. "Filmmakers too often substitute technology for a good story. There's something so much more exhilarating about watching stuff that's real." Real 22-inch-tall marionettes are what you get in this $20 ...

Tearjerkers: Why we cry at the movies (Contra Costa Times)

Wed, 28 Nov 2007 11:44:45 GMT
Why do we cry at the movies? Maybe it is the movie or the psychological baggage we schlepped in with us. Or is it empathy, or you-are-so-busted guilt?

Give me Movie Quotes now!

Movie: Vampire Clan(2002)


Heather:
Rod, this is a bad idea.

Rod:
What is?

Heather:
This! taking my parents car. They're gonna kill me when they find out.

Rod:
They're not gonna find.



Movie: Old School(2003)


[two girls are topless in the pool of KY jelly]

Frank:
Are you sure you're ok with this, Blue?

Blue:
Just ring the fucking bell, you pansy.



Movie: The One(2001)


Gabe:
SOMETHING'S wrong!



Movie: Dante's Peak(1997)


Terry, USGS Crew:
The doctor said I can get out of the hospital as soon as they make sure that my head's OK.

Nancy:
OK, see you in 10 years man!



Movie: The One(2001)


Roedecker:
On the floor, right now!

Yulaw:
The floor? This is a hospital. The floor is full of germs. Want me to get sick?



Movie: Background to Danger(1943)


Joe Barton:
There's a couple of numbers that won't do you any good. They're in Brooklyn.



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


[after blowing two of Sarris' men out the airlock]

Fred Kwan:
Sorry, I was - door was a little sticky. Did you see that? I'll get one of my boys up here with a can of WD-40.



Movie: Magnolia(1999)


Earl Partridge:
What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? Phil, help me, what did I do?





3 friends on the road, urging America to jump on green bandwagon

Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:26:00 GMT
San Francisco Gate - Mark Dixon and Ben Evans were gathering on-camera interviews for Your Environmental Road Trip, their yearlong eco-expedition crisscrossing America, when they met the first of their many students. In Rochester, N.Y., the Stanford graduates encountered ...

Movie times for Nov. 28 (The Star-Ledger)

Wed, 28 Nov 2007 06:17:40 GMT
NORTHFIELD Tilton 9 Theatre, 331 Tilton Road (609) 646-3147 American Gangster (R) 1, 4, 5:45, 7, 8:30, 9:45. August Rush (PG) 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:35. Bee Movie (PG) 12:10, 1, 1:50, 2:45, 3:40, 4:30, 6:15, 8, 9:40. Enchanted (PG) 12:15, 1, 2:20, 3:15, 4:25, 5:20, 6:25, 7:30, 8:35, 9:40. Hitman (R) 12:50, 3, 4:45, 6:25, 8:15, 10. Love in the Time of Cholera (R) 1:30, 4:30, 7, 9:30. The Mist (R) ...

Daley up to his gills in diplomatic mess

Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:26:00 GMT
Chicago Tribune - Surely you've seen it in the movies, such as "Black Rain" and "The Yakuza," where the American movie star insults the Japanese. The only way to reconcile the debt of honor is to lop off the pinkie, without a whimper. So our noble mayor can cut his ...