Check out these Movie Quotes:

Movie: The Magic Christian(1969)


Sir Herbert:
[pleads with Laurence, the ship's doctor] If you could please just give me some tranquilizers...


Laurence Faggot:
Escape into drugs? Mask your fears in an artificial fog? Oh, surely you can't be serious.

Sir Herbert:
Oh, well... give me some decent English aspirin!

Laurence Faggot:
[pulls out a lit marijuana joint] Here, Sir Herb, try this. It's just what the doctor ordered.

Sir Herbert:
What is it?

Laurence Faggot:
It's cannabis, Sir Herb.


[inhales, then, choked]

Laurence Faggot:
It'll tighten your wig.




Movie: Van Helsing(2004)


Carl:
Ah! Here's something new!


[pumps a drop of the yellow liquid onto his pinky finger]


Carl:
Glycerine-48.


[snaps his wrist, causing a large explosion after the Glycerine-48 hits the floor. The workers shout and gasp in anger and shock]

Carl:
Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!

Carl:
[turns to Van Helsing, his magnifying glasses over his eyes] Sorry!

Monk:
[offscreen in the background] What in the name of Allah is wrong with you?

Carl:
[to Van Helsing] The air around here is thick with envy...




Movie: X-Men(2000)


Storm:
Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?


[pause]

Storm:
The same thing that happens to everything else.




Movie: Open Range(2003)


Sue Barlow:
You're a disgrace, Marshal Poole. You always have been.

Sheriff Poole:
I know it. That's just the way it is.



Movie: Other People's Money(1991)


Lawrence Garfield:
Not Albert Schweltzer. Robin Hood. I take from the rich. And give to the middle class... Well, the upper middle class.



Latest Movie News

13 movies to attend Francophone Film Fest (Vietnam Net)

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 02:58:58 GMT
VietNamNet Bridge – Vietnamese movie director Dao Duy Phuc’s “Sinh Menh” (Life) will be screened at the Francophone Film Festival along with other movies from Europe in Hanoi.

Planet B-Boy (2007) (New York Times)

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 05:06:13 GMT
The most popular movies among NYTimes.com readers. Director Benson Lee explores the global resurgence of breakdancing in a documentary that proves the so-called "B-boying" trend didn't die with the passing of the 80s.

Receta del camión de auxilio del motel

Fri, 17 Aug 2007 17:03:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta dulce para el camión de auxilio del
motel, con el licor anaranjado de Mandarine Napoleon, el coñac, el
café, la nata montada y el jarabe de azúcar. 1 café sólo frío del
1/2 onza coñac de 1/3 onza jarabe de azúcar de 1/3 onza licor
anaranjado de 3/4 onza Mandarine Napoleon sacudida y tensión de la
nata montada de 3/4 onza en un platillo del champán. Servicio en un
platillo de Champán.

Quotations:

Movie: Jackass: The Movie(2002)


Ryan Dunn:
I'm surrounded by cacti, for fuck's sake... IT'S CACTI!

Steve-O:
It's cactus!


Ryan Dunn:
Whatever it is, it hurts!



Movie: Daffy Duck's Movie: Fantastic Island(1983)


Yosemite Sam:
The only two things a pirate'll run for is money and public office.



Movie: Once Were Warriors(1994)


Jake Heke:
You would rather stay with a pad of fucking wankers!



Movie: Easy Cheeks (V)(2002)


Dutch McQuade:
Carrington didn't say nothin' bout no woman partner.


Vicki Vanderlene:
Do you have a problem with women, McQuade?

Dutch McQuade:
No, I enjoy them often.

Vicki Vanderlene:
I bet you do.



Movie: Orgazmo(1997)


[Dave recounts a painful memory of why he quit Hamster Style kung fu]

Young Ben:
Dad?

Ben's Father:
Hmm?

Young Ben:
I don't think I'm gonna do Hamster Style anymore.

Ben's Father:
That's nice.



[Flashback pans back to the present]

Ben Chapelski:
[tearfully] And that's how it went down, man!



Movie: Major Payne(1995)


Major Payne:
Tomorrow ladies, we gonna' start the hard stuff.

Heathcoat:
The *hard* stuff?



Movie: Up in Smoke(1978)


Arnold Stoner:
You get yourself a job before sundown, or we're sending you to military school with that


[pause]


Arnold Stoner:
goddam Finklestein shit kid! Son of a bitch!



Today's Movie News

Drillbit Taylor (2008) (New York Times)

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 22:08:42 GMT
The most popular movies among NYTimes.com readers. When two high-school freshmen hire a man whom they believe to be low-rent soldier of fortune to protect them from the most sadistic bully in school, they soon find out just how deceptive appearances can be in this comedy featuring a script by Seth Rogen and Kristofor Brown.

Live Opera Movies At The Met (Hartford Courant)

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:08:50 GMT
Saturday Met Broadcasts Draw Big Audiences Worldwide The crowd hums, then hushes as the signature chandeliers of the Metropolitan Opera House rise to the ceiling. Lights dimmed, a conductor with wild white hair takes the podium. A hearty stretch of applause, and then the audience settles down and settles in for the near four-hour operatic affair ahead.

God and Tyler Perry vs. Hollywood (Time Magazine)

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 22:40:04 GMT
The big studios have sneered at his movies, but the rising media mogul is laughing all the way to the altar and the bank

Movies, products, events (San Jose Mercury News)

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 00:38:07 GMT
MOVIES, PRODUCTS, EVENTSFour major pop-culture movies are scheduled for May, and they'll be accompanied by waves of licensed merchandise.

Perdóneme la receta

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:34:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta gran receta para me perdonan, con el licor
blanco del ron, del cloudberry de Lapponia Lakka, el menthe de de de
nata blanco, el jugo anaranjado y el jugo del limón. 1 ron blanco de
nata del cl del licor 1 del cloudberry de Lapponia Lakka del cl de de
del menthe 2 del cl del limón del jugo 2 del cl del cl blanco del
jugo anaranjado 2 revuelve los ingredientes con hielo en un cristal
que se mezcla. Filtre en un cristal del coctel, ...

Today's Movie Quotes:

Movie: L.A. Confidential(1997)


Johnny Stompanato:
You want an autograph? Write to MGM.


Ed Exley:
Since when do two-bit hoods and hookers give out autographs?

Johnny Stompanato:
What'd you say to me?

Ed Exley:
LAPD. Sit down.

Lana Turner:
Who in the hell do you think you are?

Jack Vincennes:
Ed...

Ed Exley:
Take a walk, honey, before I haul your ass downtown.

Johnny Stompanato:
You are making a large mistake.

Lana Turner:
Get away from our table.

Ed Exley:
Shut up! A hooker cut to look like Lana Turner is still a hooker.


Johnny Stompanato:
Hey!

Ed Exley:
She just looks like Lana Turner.

Jack Vincennes:
She is Lana Turner.

Ed Exley:
What?

Jack Vincennes:
She is Lana Turner.


[Lana throws a drink in Ed's face]



Movie: Waiting for Guffman(1996)


Corky St. Clair:
It's a Zen thing, like how many babies fit in a tire.



Movie: Wadd: The Life and Times of John C. Holmes(1998)


Larry Flynt:
John Holmes name is sinuous in the adult entertainment industry. I think his participation was legendary, and his work will be legendary for many decades to come.



Movie: Abraham Lincoln(1930)


Abraham Lincoln:
You know, Ann, I... I've always done a lot of dreaming. And lately it seems when I dream, your face gets mixed up in it.

Ann Rutledge:
Does it really, Abe? Tell me about them, Lincoln.


Abraham Lincoln:
Well, I... I feel as though I'm going to be seeing your face 'til the day I die. Course, I know that that'll be pretty hard on you to have to look at my face that long.

Ann Rutledge:
Everybody to their own opinion.

Abraham Lincoln:
Hmm?

Ann Rutledge:
Well, I... I think it's the dearest, kindest, most beautiful face in the whole world.

Abraham Lincoln:
Oh, Ann, Ann. Course, I know that's just flattery, but I love it.



Movie: Major Payne(1995)


Major Payne:
Maybe I like you.

Emily:
Just like?

Major Payne:
Maybe I like you a lot.

Emily:
That's it?


Major Payne:
Don't push the "maybes", baby.



Movie: Hak hap(1996)


Commander Hung:
[approaches with a rail gun] Teacher. You wanted to be a human. Now you can die like one.


Michael:
[removes the black mask] Thank you. I'm honoured. I'd rather die... then live like you.

Commander Hung:
Have it your way then, teacher! I'm happy to oblige you!



Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)


Saul:
[watching Danny, Linus, and Yen load the money from the vault] That is the sexiest thing I have ever seen!



Movie: Open Range(2003)


Charley Waite:
You ever seen one this bad?

Boss Spearman:
Not since Noah and the Flood.

Mose:
Well, you should know, Boss, since you was there.

Boss Spearman:
What'd you say?

Button:
He said, "You should know since you was there."




Movie: Tarzan and His Mate(1934)


Martin Arlington:
Dead men can't give orders.

Harry Holt:
Yes they can.



Latest Movie News

Xbox 360 celebrates Easter with cheap movies for all (Tech Digest via Yahoo! UK & Ireland News)

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 09:21:00 GMT
Microsoft has a lot to celebrate at the moment: while it was looking like Sony had gained the upper hand in the early part of the year, beating back HD DVD and such, Microsoft countered with a punishing price slash - a move that reportedly boosted sales by 40%.

Foreign movies a big hit at box office (People's Daily)

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 01:10:58 GMT
Unexpectedly, foreign movies got the upper hand at the box office over domestic films last year, according to a 2008 report on the development of China's cultural industry, released yesterday in Beijing. Four foreign movies released in t ...

Movies opening this week (San Jose Mercury News)

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 09:26:59 GMT
• "Blindsight" (not rated): Six blind Tibetan teenagers set out to climb the 23,000-foot Lhakpa Ri on the north side of Mount Everest, led by famous blind mountaineer Erik Weihenmayer.

Pritish Nandy in Rs.18 bn deal for animation movies (New Kerala)

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:05:13 GMT
Mumbai, March 19 : Pritish Nandy Communications Ltd (PNC) has struck a Rs.18 billion ($45 mn) deal with DQ Entertainment (DQE), one of the world's leading animation and gaming production companies, to co-develop and co-produce six animation movies over the next three to four years.

Shooting Movies for Your iPhone (New York Times)

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 00:41:04 GMT
My digital camera can shoot short videos. Is there a way to move these clips to my iPhone so I can watch them there?