Movie Quotes:

Movie: Mad Monster Party?(1969)


Francesca:
But we haven't received a reply from... It.

Baron von Frankenstein:
Well I should hope that we don't. You see, It wasn't invited. It was a crushing bore at our last convention. It kept walking around crushing boars, wild boars, in its hands. Very frankly, Francesca, It disgusts even me.




Movie: Open Season(2006)


[after Boog relized that it was Elliot's fault for putting him in the woods]

Elliot:
What are you going to do?


[drops him into his hand]

Elliot:
AHHHHHHHH!


[realizes that he wasn't falling]

Elliot:
Ha ha! you're funny. I was like, "No way" and then I was like, "Uh-huh!" Ha ha ha ha!



[Boog throws him]



Movie: O Brother, Where Art Thou?(2000)


Big Dan Teague:
So long boys. See you in the funny papers.



Movie: The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle(2000)


Karen:
It's Rocky... and Bull... Bull...

Bullwinkle:
I believe the word you're looking for is "winkle".



Movie: Oliver & Company(1988)



Dodger:
Picture the city. 8th and Broadway. The crowd's hustling. The traffic's roaring. The hot dogs are sizzling.

Einstein:
I love a story with food in it.

Dodger:
Enter Dodger, one bad puppy. Not just out for himself, but community minded. But he's not alone. Enter the opposition. A vicious, ugly, psychotic monster. Gleaming claws, dripping fangs, and nine lives, all of them hungry. He came at me, his eyes burning. I knew my time had come. Suddenly...


[Oliver falls from the roof, spooking everyone]



Movie: Zardoz(1974)


Zed:
[about to Liberate Consuela] All that I am is gone.



Movie: D3: The Mighty Ducks(1996)


Coach Orion:
[blows whistle] Let's go! Get over here! Take a knee. You guys are not skating like Warriors. You look like something else. You look like Ducks.




Movie: Tales of Symphonia (VG)(2003)


Zelos Wilder:
[acquires a new spell] Damn! I must be a genius!



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Aunt Edna:
Clark, Dinkins needs a long walk and a bath.

Clark:
Rusty take care of Dinkins.

Rusty:
Dad he bites.


Clark:
Bite him back.



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Movie: On a Clear Day You Can See Forever(1970)


Robert Tentrees:
[upon Melinda arriving at the table where he is playing roulette] Melinda... what a questionable surprise.



Movie: The Taking of Flight 847: The Uli Derickson Story (TV)(1988)


[repeated line]


Castro:
America murderer! America Satan!



Movie: Jackass: The Movie(2002)


Johnny Knoxville:
Do you have a pocket ass?



Movie: Absolute Power(1997)


Luther Whitney:
Go down a rope in the middle of the night? If I could do that, I'd be the star of my AARP meetings.



Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Glauren:
What I need right now is heavy metal music, hard drinkin, mayhem, shit you can't offer me right now, okay Ryan?

Ryan Dunn:
Who are you? You don't even like fast music - you don't even drink.

Glauren:
[indignant] Yeah. Before I met Hellboy. You know what your problem is? You always want shit to stay the same, okay? I need to get out there. I wanna play the field - of dicks.



[beat]

Ryan Dunn:
Eww.



Movie: Old School(2003)


Beanie:
Weensie, you're on lifeguard duty.


Weensie:
Sir, I can't swim, sir.

Frank:
Speak when spoken to.



Movie: Open Season(2006)


Elliot:
Look at me! I'm a doe and I'm a buck. I'm a DUCK!



Movie: Halloween: Resurrection(2002)


Rudy Grimes:
You want some of this? Huh? You want to try and fucking kill me? Huh? You like sushi, motherfucka?



Movie: Waiting for Godot(2001)


[last lines]

Vladimir:
Well? Shall we go?

Estragon:
Yes, let's go.


[they do not move]



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Movie Quotations:

Movie: C'era una volta il West(1968)


Frank:
How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants.



Movie: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension(1984)


Buckaroo Banzai:
I've been ionized, but I'm okay now.



Movie: The Pacifier(2005)


Shane Wolfe:
Think of it as a Bradley Assault Vehicle.

Seth Plummer:
Yeah, especially with Zoe driving.



Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)


Rusty:
What's with the orange?

Saul:
My doctor says I need vitamins.

Rusty:
So why don't you take vitamins?

Saul:
You come here to give me a physical?



Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)


Reuben:
You guys are pros. The best. I'm sure you can make it out of the casino. Of course, lest we forget, once you're out the front door, you're still in the middle of the fucking desert!



Movie: Otra conquista, La(1998)


Hernando Cortés:
[passing sentence on Topiltzin] Captain Cristóbal Quijano of Seville will carry out the whipping of the Indian named Tepilsin -


Tecuichpo:
[interrupts] Topiltzin! Cuauhtlahtohuac Topiltzin!

Notario Ramón Quevedo:
Should I listen to her?

Hernando Cortés:
No.


[pause]

Hernando Cortés:
Call him Tomás.




Movie: A Tanú(1969)



Pelikán József, gátõr:
As of today, the ghost train shall be know as The Socialist Ghost Train. We'll get rid of the skeletons and other old junk. We'll replace them with portraits of our great leaders, especially Comrade Bástya.



Movie: Tapeheads(1988)


[after being "HA!"-ed]

Ivan Alexeev:
I'm gonna make him eat that syllable.



Movie: The Magdalene Sisters(2002)


[first lines]


Margaret:
Well, what is it you're wanting to show me? Come on, Kevin, what's the secret?



Movie: Hainan ji fan(2004)


Sabine:
Live your life and don't stop for anything.



Movie: The Tao of Steve(2000)


Dave:
[Paraphrasing the Tao of Steve] "Be desireless. Be excellent. Be gone."



Movie: Oblivion(1994)


Doc Valentine:
I want booze! Now!



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