Today's Movie Quotes:

Movie: Up in Smoke(1978)


Border Guard:
So, how long you've been in Mexico?

Pedro:
A week. I mean a day.

Border Guard:
Well, which is it? A week or a day?

Pedro:
A weekday.




Movie: Hackers(1995)


The Plague:
Type "cookie", you idiot.



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Miyagi:
Now, ready?


Daniel:
Yeah, I guess so.

Miyagi:
[sighs] Daniel-san, must talk.


[they both kneel]

Miyagi:
Walk on road, hm? Walk left side, safe. Walk right side, safe. Walk middle, sooner or later


[makes squish gesture]

Miyagi:
get squish just like grape. Here, karate, same thing. Either you karate do "yes" or karate do "no." You karate do "guess so,"



[makes squish gesture]

Miyagi:
just like grape. Understand?

Daniel:
Yeah, I understand.

Miyagi:
Now, ready?

Daniel:
Yeah, I'm ready.



Movie: Oliver Twist(1948)


Nancy:
I will not turn on the others because, bad as they are, they never turned on me.



Movie: Off the Map(2003)


George:
[about his psychiatrist] I might ask her to marry me.

Arlene:
Marry you? George, really?


George:
She's a gentle person. She's very thoughtful. She cares.

Arlene:
You pay her to care. George, you ought not to confuse romance with business.



Today's Movie News

Tiny projectors show movies on walls (The Springfield News-Leader)

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:12:04 GMT
Las Vegas -- Recognizing that it's not much fun to watch movies on a tiny cell phone, a number of companies are racing to develop gadgets that project what's playing on the small screen onto walls, tablecloths and other handy surfaces.

Mat-Su Movies (Anchorage Daily News)

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:04:10 GMT
Mat-Su Cinema, 2430 Parks Highway, Wasilla, 373-7003. Minors must have ID for admission to R-rated movies. Tickets are $8 for those 13 and older and $6 for seniors and children and for matinees (listed in parentheses).

Thursday | Movies Under the Stars (Miami Herald)

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:14:33 GMT
MOVIES UNDER THE STARS: Fairchild Tropical Botanic Garden, 10901 Old Cutler Rd., Coral Gables; 305-667-1651 or www.fairchildgarden.org; $30, free for kids 5 and under; admission includes garden and exhibition access.

Receta del tiro del monstruo de Jager

Sat, 19 Jan 2008 15:13:00 +0000
Esto es una receta mouthwatering para el tiro del monstruo de Jager,
con el licor herbario de Jagermeister, el jugo anaranjado y el jarabe
del grenadine. 1 licor herbario del 1/2 onza Jagermeister sacudida del
jarabe del grenadine del chapoteo del jugo anaranjado 1 de 1 onza
todos los ingredientes con hielo en una coctelera, tensión en un
cristal del tiro y servicio. Servicio en un cristal del tiro.

Movie Quotes:

Movie: Abraham Lincoln(1930)


Abraham Lincoln:
I've hung my hat and here it stays till they knock it off with a bayonet. From now on, Mary, I'm going to run this war!



Movie: Dangerous Liaisons(1988)


Marquise de Merteuil:
When it comes to the marriage, one man is as good as the next. And even the least accomodating is less trouble than a mother.



Movie: Dangerous Beauty(1998)


Veronica Franco:
[she's pealing a banana] The Latin for banana is arienna. Banana tree is pala.



[she swallows the banana whole, as the wives look on shocked]

Veronica Franco:
A woman's greatest, and most hard-won asset... is an education.

Giulia De Lezze:
Just because you can say it in Latin doesn't make it any less obscene.

Veronica Franco:
Just because you took a vow doesn't mean you know how to love.



Movie: The Unholy Night(1929)


Lord 'Monte' Montague:
I haven't led a blameless life, but I at least I've never given any woman cause to kill me - that is, no more cause than most men give most women.



Movie: Half-Life 2 (VG)(2004)


[G-Man has just frozen time at the end of the game, finishes Alyx's phrase cut off in the process]

G-Man:
Time, Dr. Freeman? Is it really that time again? It seems as if you only just arrived. You've done a great deal in a small time span. You've done so well, in fact, that I've received some interesting offers for your services.


[G-Man picks something off the frozen body of Alyx]

G-Man:
Ordinarily, I wouldn't contemplate them... but these *are* extraordinary times.


[the world around Gordon fades away, into the familiar "Star Tram" from Half-Life 1]


G-Man:
Rather than offer you the illusion of free choice, I will take the liberty of choosing for you... if and when your time comes round again. I do apologize for what must seem to you an arbitrary imposition, Dr. Freeman. I trust it will all make sense to you in the course of... well... I'm really not at liberty to say. In the meantime... this is where I get off.


[G-Man walks away from Gordon, adjusts his tie, and walks into a white opening]



Movie: Dallas(1950)


U.S. Marshal Martin Weatherby:
[after seeing the Marlow's office in town] Well, let's apprehend them!


Blayde Hollister:
Never launch an attack, Yankee, until yuh know the tactical situation.

U.S. Marshal Martin Weatherby:
You learned that at Vicksburg, Rebel?

Blayde Hollister:
Foreigner, I'll make it simple so you can understand.


[Looking toward the saloon]

Blayde Hollister:
The best place to reconnoiter is where the barleycorn flows!



Movie: Kalifornia(1993)


Early Grayce:
You haven't even said thank you.

Adele Corners:
Thank you.

Early Grayce:
Thank you for what, Adele?

Adele Corners:
I don't know, Early.

Early Grayce:
Well, Adele, it's for saving your fucking life back there! Goddamn! You were this close, momma, from spending the night in the county morgue.

Carrie Laughlin:
He wasn't going to shoot her, you murdering son of a bitch!

Brian Kessler:
Stop it, Carrie.

Carrie Laughlin:
What are you fucking insane?


Brian Kessler:
Shut up!

Carrie Laughlin:
He's a monster!

Brian Kessler:
Shut up, Carrie!



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


[Marty and Doc observe George's incompetence in 1955]


Dr. Emmett Brown:
Which one's your pop?

Marty McFly:
[points him out] That's him.


[they see him getting kicked around by other school bullies]

Dr. Emmett Brown:
Maybe you were adopted.



Movie: VeggieTales: Lord of the Beans (V)(2005)


Billboy Baggypants:
Today is my twelvety twoth birthday. I'm twice as tall as half of you and half as short as twice of you.



Movie: Vacant Lot(2000)


Lark:
Love is on it's own time. One second of it, contains all of it. Like a clock on the wall, you look at it if you want to know the time. If you don't, it just keeps ticking on.



Today's Movie News

Tiny projectors show movies on walls (The Springfield News-Leader)

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:12:04 GMT
Las Vegas -- Recognizing that it's not much fun to watch movies on a tiny cell phone, a number of companies are racing to develop gadgets that project what's playing on the small screen onto walls, tablecloths and other handy surfaces.

Receta llameante de Layrnx

Sun, 20 Jan 2008 18:17:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta distintiva para Layrnx llameante, con el
whisky, el jugo de arándano y el jugo del clamato. el jugo del
clamato del whisky el 1/2 onza de 1 onza jugo de arándano de 3 onzas
revuelve los ingredientes juntos en un cristal del highball llenado de
los cubos del hielo, y de servicio. Servicio en un cristal de
Highball.

Thursday | Movies Under the Stars (Miami Herald)

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:14:33 GMT
MOVIES UNDER THE STARS: Fairchild Tropical Botanic Garden, 10901 Old Cutler Rd., Coral Gables; 305-667-1651 or www.fairchildgarden.org; $30, free for kids 5 and under; admission includes garden and exhibition access.

Aquí está una receta muy agradable para el robo…

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:53:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta muy agradable para el robo seco Roy, con el
whisky escocés, el vermú seco y el limón. 1 whisky escocés seco de
la cáscara 2 el 1/2 onza del limón de la torcedura del vermú 1 del
tsp del 1/2 en un medio lleno de cristal que se mezcla con los cubos
del hielo, combina el escocés y el vermú. Revuelva bien. Filtre en
un cristal del coctel. Adorne con la torcedura del limón. Sirva en un
cristal del coctel.

Give me Quotations now!

Movie: Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers(1988)


Dr. Samuel Loomis:
Six bodies, Sheriff, that's what I have seen! Between here and Ridgemont. An entire filling station in flames! I'm telling you Michael Myers is here, in this town! He's here to kill that little girl and anybody who gets in his way!




Movie: Uptown Girls(2003)


Molly Gunn:
As my best friend, it is your duty not to lie to me.



Movie: Old School(2003)


Frank:
Actually, I'd like to jump in and take that one, Jimmy, if you don't mind.

James Carville:
Have at it, hoss.



Movie: Absolute Power(1997)


Gloria Russell:
Allen, did you have sex with her?

Allen Richmond:
I... I don't know.


Gloria Russell:
Bill, I need you to examine her.

Bill Burton:
I'm no gynecologist.

Gloria Russell:
I just made you one!

Bill Burton:
Oh, Christ...



Movie: Van Helsing(2004)


Van Helsing:
I have to pull the bolts off... this is going to hurt!

Frankenstein's Monster:
I am accustomed to pain!

Van Helsing:
It let's you know you're alive!



Movie: The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland(1999)


Queen of Trash:
Since I'm a Queen of my word, you're free to go and pursue the blanket or bed covering of your choice.



Movie: Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers(1995)


Barry Simms:
There is help for people like you. It's called electroshock therapy. C'mon, you don't really believe Michael Myers is actually alive?

Tommy Doyle:
Micahel's work isn't done in Haddonfield, and soon, very soon, he'll come home to kill again. But this time I'll be ready.



Latest Movie News

‘Movies Under the Stars’ debuts today (Southwest Daily News)

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:26:47 GMT
Grab a blanket, pack a snack and load up the kids for a family night as the Calcasieu Parish Police Jury presents "Movies under the Stars," at the newly expanded Prien Lake Park, 3700 West Prien Lake Road, Lake Charles. The series will be presented three Fridays in April, with the first film presentation beginning this Friday evening at 7:00 pm. The event is free to the public.

Receta del tiro del monstruo de Jager

Sat, 19 Jan 2008 15:13:00 +0000
Esto es una receta mouthwatering para el tiro del monstruo de Jager,
con el licor herbario de Jagermeister, el jugo anaranjado y el jarabe
del grenadine. 1 licor herbario del 1/2 onza Jagermeister sacudida del
jarabe del grenadine del chapoteo del jugo anaranjado 1 de 1 onza
todos los ingredientes con hielo en una coctelera, tensión en un
cristal del tiro y servicio. Servicio en un cristal del tiro.