Check out these Quotes:

Movie: Tales from the Hood(1995)


Billy:
You quit because you're a pussy.

Strom:
You're a goddamn pussy.



Movie: Oil for the Lamps of China(1935)


Hester Adams Chase:
Two things matter to a man, the woman he loves and the work he does.



Movie: L.I.E.(2001)


Howie's friend:
Howie, if you do stuff with guys, that's gay stuff. If you do stuff with girls, that's straight stuff.



Movie: Darling(1965)


Diana Scott:
Imagine if...

Miles Brand:
What?

Diana Scott:
It took three.

Miles Brand:
Took three?

Diana Scott:
Sexes. To make a child.

Miles Brand:
Very entertaining.

Diana Scott:
Everything would be different, wouldn't it, quite different, with three sexes.

Miles Brand:
Haven't we got enough problems with two?




Movie: Bad Boys(1983)


Mick O'Brien:
I killed your little brother, but he's dead because you didn't stick up for him.



Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)


Baby Bonnie "B.B" Hood/Bulleta:
I've lost my way. Seriously!



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Receta del stroganoff de la cuenta

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 08:49:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta scrumptious para el stroganoff de la cuenta,
con la vodka, el cacao de de de nata blanco y el jugo del limón. el
jugo fresco blanco del limón del cacao de de de nata de 1 onza el 1/2
onza vodka de 2 onzas vierte la vodka, el cacao de de de nata y el
jugo del limón en una coctelera de coctel media llena con los cubos
del hielo. Sacudara bien, y tensión en un cristal del coctel. Adorne
con una mitad-rebanada ...

Aluminium every-thin - New Zealand Herald Blogs

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:51:00 GMT
In the monitor stakes, bigger was always - until Apple started putting little high-resolution monitors into iPods that were so detailed, you can watch movies on them. Since then ...

Movie Quotations:

Movie: Vacation(1983)


Aunt Edna:
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.

Cousin Eddie:
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?

Clark:
Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?

Cousin Eddie:
About fifty-two thousand dollars.



Movie: The United States of Leland(2003)


Leland:
And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
I can't believe this. I cannot believe this.

Miyagi:
What?

Daniel:
What you just got me into in there.


Miyagi:
Huh?

Daniel:
You said you were going to make things better for me.

Miyagi:
But I did.

Daniel:
How?

Miyagi:
How? Just saved you two months beating.

Daniel:
Oh great now I really have something to look forward to.



Movie: Darling(1965)


Diana Scott:
Imagine if...

Miles Brand:
What?

Diana Scott:
It took three.

Miles Brand:
Took three?

Diana Scott:
Sexes. To make a child.

Miles Brand:
Very entertaining.

Diana Scott:
Everything would be different, wouldn't it, quite different, with three sexes.

Miles Brand:
Haven't we got enough problems with two?




Movie: C'était le 12 du 12 et Chili avait les blues(1994)


Chili:
Dad said heaven was like the police. You need your Grade 10 diploma to get in.



Movie: October Sky(1999)


Roy Lee:
What's an auk?

O'Dell:
It's a bird that don't fly.


Roy Lee:
You mean like a parakeet?



Movie: Unforgiven(1992)


[Little Bill tells the real story of English Bob's gunfight]

Little Bill Daggett:
First off, Corky Corcoran never carried two guns. Though he should have.

W.W. Beauchamp:
But... no, no, he was called "Two-Gun Corcoran."

Little Bill Daggett:
Well, a lot of people did call him "Two-Gun" but it wasn't on account of him sporting two pistols. It was because he had a dick that was so big it was longer than the barrel of that Walker Colt he carried.




Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)


Danny:
[when a tiny meteor shatters the urn above their fireplace] Grandma!



Movie: Madea's Family Reunion(2006)


Ruby:
Take me outside, I want to see my family.



Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.

Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.

Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?

Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.

Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?


Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!

Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.

Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...

Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?

Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.



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Receta del babor

Sat, 25 Aug 2007 17:22:00 +0000
Una receta encantadora para el babor, con el coñac, el puerto de LBV
y el brandy de la zarzamora. 1 brandy de la zarzamora del puerto el
1/2 onza del coñac el 1/2 onza LBV del 1/2 onza revuelve y filtra en
un trago del brandy. Servicio en un trago del brandy.

Gov. Patrick paints a dire picture of budget cuts - Boston Globe

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 17:40:00 GMT
Governor Deval Patrick this morning painted a dire picture of the budget cuts he plans to announce Wednesday, saying average residents will be affected and state workers will be laid off. “People will feel this in their services,” Patrick said at ...

Powerful ‘Bees’ women have strong buzz - MSNBC

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 17:19:00 GMT
About five minutes into an exclusive interview with director Gina Prince-Bythewood on the balcony of the Four Seasons Hotel, a bee began buzzing around her head. For Prince-Bythewood, the director of “The Secret Life of Bees,” it was yet another ...

Straight to the Movie Quotes ...

Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)


Baby Bonnie "B.B" Hood/Bulleta:
I've lost my way. Seriously!



Movie: Uomo puma, L'(1980)


Kobras:
You cannot escape me! You can no longer jump into space! Because you are made of earth! And to earth, you shall return!



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Marine:
Yes, that's why they call it a breastplate.



Movie: Van Helsing(2004)


Van Helsing:
Bless me father for I have...

Cardinal Jinette:
Sinned! Yes, I know. You're very good at it. You shattered the Rose Window.

Van Helsing:
Well, not to split hairs, but it was Mr. Hyde who did the shattering.


Cardinal Jinette:
Thirteenth century. Over six hundred years old! I wish you a week in hell for that.

Van Helsing:
It would be a nice reprieve.

Cardinal Jinette:
Don't get me wrong. Your results are unquestionable, but your methods attract far too much attention. Wanted posters. We are not pleased.

Van Helsing:
Do you think I like being the most wanted man in Europe? Why don't you and the order do something about it?

Cardinal Jinette:
Because we do not exist.

Van Helsing:
Well then neither do I.

Cardinal Jinette:
When we found you crawling up the steps of this church, half dead, it was clear to all of us that you had been sent to do God's work.

Van Helsing:
Why can't He do it Himself?



Movie: Under Siege(1992)


Jordan Tate:
You're not a cook.

Casey Ryback:
Yeah, well... I also cook.



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Bernadette:
Believe me, Bob, these days gentlemen are an endangered species. Unlike bloody drag queens who just keep breeding like rabbits.



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Mathesar:
We were hoping you could come with us. Our people have no commander.


Commander Peter Quincy Taggart:
Mathesar, I think your people have a great commander, sir.


[salutes him]



Movie: Ba hai hong ying(1992)


Feng:
[from the English version, Feng thinks Chin is in Hong Kong illegally and drives past a police road block to keep her from being deported. She and Chin get out and ditch Feng's Porsche] Come on, let's go!


Chin:
What about the car?

Feng:
[smiles] It's okay!

Chin:
[puzzled] You're just gonna leave it there?

Feng:
Don't worry about it. The car's stolen.

Chin:
[shocked] So then why did you do that? Now you've committed a crime!

Feng:
It's a crime you being here!


Chin:
But I'm legal.


[reaches into her purse and shows Feng her passport]

Chin:
See? I've got a permit.

Feng:
[jaw drops with disbelief] Eh?! So you're not illegal?!

Chin:
[puzzled again] I never said I was!

Feng:
[groans with disbelief] Oh, why didn't you say so? Come on, let's get outta here!




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COMEDY CENTRAL(R) Buys a Porno! - MSN MoneyCentral

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Receta cossack del coctel

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 23:58:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta deliciosa para el coctel cossack, con
la vodka, el coñac, el jugo de cal y el jarabe del gomme. 1 vodka del
jugo de cal del coñac el 1/2 onza del jarabe el 1/2 onza del gomme
del tsp el 1/2 onza vierte todos los ingredientes en una coctelera de
coctel media llena con los cubos del hielo. Sacudara bien, filtre en
un cristal del coctel, y servicio. Sirva en un cristal del coctel.