Today's Quotations:

Movie: Orgazmo(1997)


[G-Fresh's sushi bar has just been wrecked by thugs]

Joe Young:
We should call the police!

Girl at Sushi Bar:
The police? Where are you from, Arizona?

Joe Young:
No, Utah.

Girl at Sushi Bar:
Oh. Sorry.



Movie: The Other(1972)


Ada:
Niles, where is the baby?


Niles Perry:
Holland's got the baby. He put the pain pills in your tea. He's bad. He'll never go to heaven!



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Bernadette:
At least the bump on your head is bigger than your prick!



Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Oscar Madison:
Don't get physical with me, Felix! I'm too old to hit, but I can spit you to death!

Felix Ungar:
In that suitcase was my black formal afternoon suit that I bought to wear when I'm giving my daughter away in marriage. And in that suitcase was a $6,000 Tiffany silver tray that I bought as a wedding present. Oh, and in that suitcase was $10,000 in cash that I was going to give to my son-in-law on his wedding day. Now, in your suitcase, the police are going to find your broken, smashed, mutilated, and dissected body in the event that you don't go back and find my fucking suitcase!



Movie: L.A. Story(1991)


[Harris overhears an amorous couple in the next room]

Harris:
They're really excited. They must be cheating on someone.



Movie: Once Were Warriors(1994)


Jake Heke:
You would rather stay with a pad of fucking wankers!



Movie: Old Gringo(1989)


Gen. Tomas Arroyo:
Do you want to drink with me?

Ambrose Bierce:
I thought you didn't drink.

Gen. Tomas Arroyo:
Oh, I don't drink with the living. But tonight I come to visit the dead, to celebrate with them. Do you visit your dead ones, amigo?

Ambrose Bierce:
No, but sometimes they come to visit me.



Today's Movie News

Movies: From concerts to opera, going to movies is an event again (The Salt Lake Tribune)

Sun, 17 Feb 2008 07:25:01 GMT
Once upon a time, going to the movies was an event.    You'd get dressed up for a night of magic. The theater would be a palace, opulent and grandiose, to match the stories that would transport moviegoers to other worlds and other lives.

Giant Shadow Play To Transform Wellington

Sun, 17 Feb 2008 20:30:00 GMT
Scoop - A spectacle of light and shadow will transform part of the waterfront as Wellington plays host to one the world's largest interactive artworks. Proudly sponsored by Meridian Energy, Body Movies will ...

Four new releases scramble weekend box office in North America

Mon, 18 Feb 2008 02:57:00 GMT
Xinhua News Agency - LOS ANGELES, Feb. 17 (Xinhua) -- Four movies that premiered this weekend cracked the top five list on a lackluster President's Day weekend at the box office in U.S. and Canadian theaters, preliminary ...

Giant Shadow Play To Transform Wellington

Sun, 17 Feb 2008 20:30:00 GMT
Scoop - A spectacle of light and shadow will transform part of the waterfront as Wellington plays host to one the world's largest interactive artworks. Proudly sponsored by Meridian Energy, Body Movies will ...

Give me Lines from Movies now!

Movie: VeggieTales: Where's God When I'm S-Scared? (V)(1993)


Larry:
Compared to God, the Slime Monster is like a teeny little cornflake!

Junior Asparagus:
Yeah, but the Slime Monster can squirt slime out of his ears!



Movie: Ba hai hong ying(1992)


Paul:
[Feng is brought to the police to turn state's evidence against Sen and her organization and is met by Paul, who's in handcuffs with a cigarette in his mouth] Hey miss, do you have a light?

Feng:
[annoyed] I don't smoke.


Paul:
Oh, that's alright! I've got one myself here.


[pulls out lighter and lights up his cigarette]

Paul:
You know I don't smoke either.

Feng:
[mutters under her breath] Full of shit.

Paul:
[sits down beside Feng] So what are you in for?

Feng:
I'm helping the police with an investigation. I am not a criminal, okay?


Paul:
Oh. So you're a state witness. Funny, you don't look like a snitch to me. You must really hate that woman.

Feng:
Well, she hates me!

Paul:
Hey, come on. Maybe she hates you, because you hate her.

Feng:
[looks at Paul's handcuffs] What are you in for?

Paul:
[Paul easily removes the cuffs, picks up a pen and opens a case report folder] Oh, I'm here to take your statement.

Feng:
[jaw drops] So you're a cop?!


Paul:
Hey wrong!


[gets up and points to a Hong Kong police poster]

Paul:
You should say 'I'm a Royal Hong Kong policeman'. That's the correct term.

Feng:
[eyes him hard] You sleaze!

Paul:
Hey, hey, that's rude lady. I just wanted to see if you were geniune. Whether you were really willing to cooperate with the police. And now I know. So you wanna start?

Feng:
I need my lawyer.



[her lawyer shows up and she points to Paul]

Feng:
Oh Mr. Chan, thank god! I wanna sue this cop for intimidation.

Paul:
[shocked and surprised] Sue me? Do you know who I am? I'm the cleanest cop in all of the police force. The commissioner thinks I'm a saint and that I can do no wrong.


[Paul chuckles to himself, but in the very next scene, he has a miserable look on his face after his superior chews him out for causing Feng trouble]

Paul:
Oh, I just can't believe it! How could he believe her?! It's just totally unfair.



Movie: Gaia gensouki (VG)(1994)


Kara:
[about her pet pig, Hamlet] He's got some sort of pig power...



Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)


Susan:
Hi, I'm Susan. I painted the car, I... we had sex.

Reese Bobby:
Well, I wish I coulda been there for that.




Latest Movie News

New movies opening this week (New York Daily News)

Sun, 17 Feb 2008 09:36:14 GMT
After unintentionally erasing all the movies in a video rental store, a pair of friends re-create several classic films to refill the shelves in "Be Kind Rewind," one of the new movies opening this week.

Four new releases scramble weekend box office in North America

Mon, 18 Feb 2008 02:57:00 GMT
Xinhua News Agency - LOS ANGELES, Feb. 17 (Xinhua) -- Four movies that premiered this weekend cracked the top five list on a lackluster President's Day weekend at the box office in U.S. and Canadian theaters, preliminary ...

Here are the Quotations ...

Movie: The Omen(1976)


Damien:
Did I scare you, Mommy? I didn't mean to.



Movie: The Quick Gun(1964)


Clint Cooper:
You really work hard at hating, don't you, Morrison?



Movie: UHF(1989)


Kuni:
[jumps out from behind a door marked "Supplies] Supplies!




Movie: Da uomo a uomo(1967)


Ryan:
Somebody tries to shoot me in the back, I defend myself.

Sheriff:
You defend yourself almost too well, mister. They're both dead as doornails.

Ryan:
They came in the window. It wasn't to wish me pleasant dreams.



Today's Movie News

Wrapping up a summer of live, free Kiwi music

Sun, 17 Feb 2008 21:21:00 GMT
Scoop - 3. the classic Kiwi film The World’s Fastest Indian and pre-movie entertainment from Kink Rat as part of the new Movies in Parks series in Tahaki Reserve on Wednesday, 5 March

Political films triumph in Berlin (Reuters via Yahoo! News)

Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:22:49 GMT
The two most overtly political movies in competition at this year's Berlin Film Festival won the top prizes, surprising some critics who had questioned their message and methods.

New movies opening this week (New York Daily News)

Sun, 17 Feb 2008 09:36:14 GMT
After unintentionally erasing all the movies in a video rental store, a pair of friends re-create several classic films to refill the shelves in "Be Kind Rewind," one of the new movies opening this week.

Giant Shadow Play To Transform Wellington

Sun, 17 Feb 2008 20:30:00 GMT
Scoop - A spectacle of light and shadow will transform part of the waterfront as Wellington plays host to one the world's largest interactive artworks. Proudly sponsored by Meridian Energy, Body Movies will ...