Straight to the Quotations ...

Movie: Office Space(1991)


Peter Gibbons:
What would you do if you had a million dollars?

Lawrence:
I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

Peter Gibbons:
That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

Lawrence:
Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.

Peter Gibbons:
Well, not all chicks.

Lawrence:
Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

Peter Gibbons:
Good point.

Lawrence:
Well, what about you now? what would you do?


Peter Gibbons:
Besides two chicks at the same time?

Lawrence:
Well, yeah.

Peter Gibbons:
Nothing.

Lawrence:
Nothing, huh?

Peter Gibbons:
I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing.

Lawrence:
Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shit.



Movie: Absolute Beginners(1986)


Arthur, Colin's Dad:
My wedding day. I remember it like it was yesterday. I wish it was tomorrow, then I'd cancel it.





Movie: Labyrinth(1986)


Jareth:
I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.









Movie: Back to the Future Part II(1989)


Goldie Wilson III:
[in TV Commercial] Hi friends, Goldie Wilson III for Wilson Hover Conversion Systems. You know, when my Grandpa was Mayor of Hill Valley, he had to worry about traffic problems. But now, you don't have to worry about traffic. I'll hover convert your old road car into into a skyway flyer! For only $39,999.95, so come on down and see me Goldie Wilson III, at any one of our 29 convenient locations. Remember, keep 'em flying!





Today's Movie News

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Wed, 24 Sep 2008 21:25:00 GMT
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Check out these Quotes:

Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Oscar Madison:
We've always had bad chemistry, Felix. We mix like oil and frozen yogurt.



Movie: Open Season(2006)


Elliot:
Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree / He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who constantly had to pee.



Movie: The X Files Game (VG)(1998)


Craig Willmore:
[Interupting the studying Clerk] Do you keep a record of all outgoing calls?

Motel Clerk:
Sure for billing reasons

Craig Willmore:
Can I get a copy of them please?

Motel Clerk:
Great, just one second. I want you to know you're putting me behind.


Craig Willmore:
Sorry, I didn't mean to bother you at work.

Motel Clerk:
Funny.





Movie: Jackpot(2001)


Lester:
The Olympics, the NBA, the NFL - all filled up with children who didn't have fathers. You may be a flawed character, but you're building hers. You're the asshole who will put your daughter on the moon.




Movie: Valerie a týden divu(1970)


[subtitled version, when Valerie sees Gracian hanged]

Orlik:
It's nothing, just a hanged man.



Movie: Wag the Dog(1997)


Stanley Motss:
As long as he gets his medications, he's fine.

Winifred Ames:
What if he doesn't get them?


Stanley Motss:
He's not fine.





Movie: I Am Sam(2001)


Rita:
It's just... I've never lost at anything.



Movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective(1994)


Ace Ventura:
WOW., Ray Finkle's house, I can't wait to meet him

Mr. Finkle:
Ray ain't coming home

Ace Ventura:
But your wife said you expect him home any minute

Mr. Finkle:
She expects him home any minute, see the engine's running but there's nobody behind the wheel. Eight years ago our son escaped from Shady Acres Mental Hospital in Tampa, and they're still bugging us to pick up his stuff.



Movie: VeggieTales: Rack, Shack & Benny (V)(1995)


Bob the Tomato:
Larry, you've got an oven mitt on your head.



Today's Movie News

La Xbox chute à 149 euros - Le Vif

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 10:06:00 GMT
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Receta azul de Memphis

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 08:23:00 +0000
Una receta muy agradable para Memphis azul, con ron del coco de
Malibu, jugo de piña, leche y el licor azul de Curacao. 1 licor azul
de Curacao de la rociada ron del coco de 1 onza Malibu leche de 2
onzas jugo de piña de 3 onzas vierte todos los ingredientes (excepto
curacao) en una coctelera de coctel media llena con los cubos del
hielo. Pozo de la sacudida. Agregue el curacao azul y sacudara otra
vez brevemente. Filtre en un cristal del highball ...

'Harry Potter' perd son procès contre un 'Hari Puttar' indien - Le Nouvel Observateur

Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:08:00 GMT
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Receta azul de Memphis

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 08:23:00 +0000
Una receta muy agradable para Memphis azul, con ron del coco de
Malibu, jugo de piña, leche y el licor azul de Curacao. 1 licor azul
de Curacao de la rociada ron del coco de 1 onza Malibu leche de 2
onzas jugo de piña de 3 onzas vierte todos los ingredientes (excepto
curacao) en una coctelera de coctel media llena con los cubos del
hielo. Pozo de la sacudida. Agregue el curacao azul y sacudara otra
vez brevemente. Filtre en un cristal del highball ...

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Fri, 12 Sep 2008 14:44:00 GMT
The 35-year-old actress came in at #4 in Forbes‘ list of Hollywood’s Most Overpaid Actors. “The highest paid actress in Hollywood, Diaz pulled in $50 million last year. But ...

Today's Quotations:

Movie: Valley of Flowers(2006)


Yeti:
Passion and peace can never live together.



Movie: Uncle Buck(1989)


Buck:
Art Linkletter was right. Kids do say the God damndest things.



Movie: Once Upon a Time in America(1984)


Max:
You'll live with the stink of the streets all your life.

Noodles:
I like the stink of the streets. It cleans out my lungs. And it gives me a hard-on.



Movie: Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight(1995)


Cordelia:
Are my sheets done yet?

Jeryline:
They're downstairs. And I couldn't get all those stains out, either.

Cordelia:
Damn guacamole.






Movie: The Magnificent Seven(1960)


[as they ride to the village, Chico is following them]

Vin:
Riding out there in all that dust and heat... what a chucklehead.

Chris:
Yep. Not smart like us.

Vin:
Yep.







Movie: Targets(1968)


[Bobby Thompson cowers before Byron Orlok]


Byron Orlok:
Is *that* what I was afraid of?





Movie: Kelly's Heroes(1970)


Crapgame:
[Muttering in the minefield] Coulda been in the States playing ping-pong; volleyball... Plenty of broads... Who the hell needs all this? Gonna get my knife & get the hell outta here. Eaaa, lousy equipment! Now I gotta lift up this CANNON; carry it all the way to the front line someplace. Damned thing is heavier that Kelsey's burgers!



Movie: The Old Dark House(1932)


Gladys DuCane:
I know wind when I see it.



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Receta de Caruso

Sun, 16 Mar 2008 05:35:00 +0000
Una receta agradable para Caruso, con ginebra, el vermú seco y el
menthe de de de nata verde. 1 ginebra del 1/2 onza vermú seco de 1
onza menthe de de de nata verde de 1 onza en un medio lleno de cristal
que se mezcla con los cubos del hielo, combina todos los ingredientes.
Revuelva bien. Filtre en un cristal del coctel. Sirva en un cristal
del coctel.

Xbox 360 passeert grens van zes miljoen consoles in Europa - Tweakers

Tue, 23 Sep 2008 07:28:00 GMT
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Warner Bros verliest van 'Hari Puttar' - Dag

Tue, 23 Sep 2008 09:30:00 GMT
Indiase versie van Harry Potter zou verdacht veel lijken op de echte Harry Potter films. Warner Bros heeft de rechtszaak tegen de Indiase makers van de komediefilm 'Hari Puttar ...

Here are the Quotes ...

Movie: Hairspray(1988)


Velma Von Tussle:
'Detroit Noise?' What is that? The cries of people being mugged?



Movie: Hail the Conquering Hero(1944)


Mrs. Truesmith:
Why can't you wear your uniform for a little while?

Libby's Aunt:
You look so nice in it.

Woodrow Lafayette Pershing Truesmith:
I just got through explaining it's against regulations.

Mrs. Truesmith:
Well, I think that's perfectly ridiculous.

Libby:
So do I.

Mrs. Truesmith:
Your grandfather wore his Civil War uniform the rest of his life.


Libby's Aunt:
Kept having new ones made.

Mrs. Truesmith:
Said it helped remind people that brother fought brother.

Woodrow Lafayette Pershing Truesmith:
[looking at Sgt. Heppelfinger] Well his case was different!





Movie: Addicted to Love(1997)


[watching Anton and Linda on the camera obscura, without sound, Sam and Maggie ad-lib their conversation with French accents]


Sam:
Look, my darling, I wanted to show you how well my hands fit on top of my knees, and also to give you a little...

Maggie:
Get away from me. Get away from me, please. You are rude.

Sam:
Oh, but I love you, my little lamb. I must have you. My love is throbbing at quite a fevered cadence.

Maggie:
But you cannot have me. My love is reserved for another.

Sam:
You cannot mean...?

Maggie:
Yes! The Milky Way Man!


[on the screen, Anton turns away from Linda]

Sam:
No, no, no! Anyone but him! No, this is a man who can predict Alpha Cluster emissions. Next to him, I am nothing. I'm a worm, I'm a little...


Maggie:
Yes, I love his emissions. Not every man...


[they crack up laughing]

Maggie:
...can be the Milky Way Man.

Sam:
No.


[on the screen, Anton sulks]

Maggie:
What will you do now?

Sam:
Forlorn, I will wander the earth by myself - thinking of you and pausing occasionally to have the sex with the skullses. Heh-heh.


Maggie:
That's good. Now be quiet about that, or I will make you...


[Linda stuffs a pecan into Anton's mouth, and then licks her fingers]

Maggie:
Eat another one of these pecans!

Sam:
I like! Oh, this is very good.

Maggie:
Look how I'm licking my fingers. You like that?

Sam:
I like everything, I am French.



Movie: X2(2003)


Pyro:
So, they say you're the bad guy.

Magneto:
Is that what they say...

Pyro:
That's a dorky looking helmet, what's it for?

Magneto:
This "dorky looking helmet" is the only thing that's going to protect me from the REAL bad guys.


[takes his lighter]

Magneto:
What's your name?


Pyro:
[staring at his lighter in Magneto's hands] John.

Magneto:
What's your real name, John?

Pyro:
[flame appears in Pyro's hands] Pyro.

Magneto:
Quite a talent you have there, Pyro.

Pyro:
I can only manipulate the fire


[flame disappears into Pyro's hand]


Pyro:
I can't create it.

Magneto:
You are a god among insects. Never let anyone tell you different.





Movie: Office Space(1991)


Bob Slydell:
[Telling Lumbergh who's going to be fired] There's two more people we can easily lose, and then there's Tom Smykowski... He's useless.


[laughs]

Bob Slydell:
Gone.



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Receta azul del ángel

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Aquí está una receta divina para el ángel azul, con el brandy, el
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