Check out these Movie Quotes:

Movie: The Omega Man(1971)


[first lines]


[the last man on earth wrecks his car]

Robert Neville:
There's never a cop around when you need one.



Movie: Jack(1996)


Eric:
When I grow up, I want to be a gynecologist.

Miss Marquez:
You need to give a reason.


Eric:
You're the reason, Miss Marquez.



Movie: Open Season(2006)


Ian:
Boog? What's that short for? Booger?



Movie: Dark Victory(1939)


Judith:
Here's a tragedy for you. Jessica's Girl has bronchitis and can't possibly last the night. Jessica's Girl is a horse. Poor Jessica's Girl.



Movie: The Magdalene Sisters(2002)


Josephine:
[Margaret has tipped the girls beds upside down looking for Crispina's holy medal, she has found it under Bernadette's bed] What have you done to my bed?

Crispina:
[Crispina runs up and hugs Margaret] My Saint Christopher, you found it, God bless ya.

Margaret:
You dirty thieving bitch!



[Margaret dives at Bernadette and drags her down to the ground by her hair, where they start to wrestle]

Rose:
[Rose tries desperately to pull them apart] God, will you stop that? Stop it, for Gods sake!

Margaret:
[they finally stop fighting] You're a wicked bitch, you know that? You're a wicked thieving bitch! She had Crispina's Saint Christopher under her bed! The only thing that girl owns in the whole world and you stole it!

Crispina:
You found my Saint Christopher. Thank you, thank you!

Margaret:
[Margaret grabs Crispina roughly by the arm and points at Bernadette] Don't you understand? She stole it!


Crispina:
Yeah, but you found it.

Margaret:
Am I the only one who thinks that what she did was completely despicable?


[long silence]

Margaret:
Oh, you can all just go to hell!



Movie: Waiting for Guffman(1996)


Corky St. Clair:
My first show was Barefoot in the Park, which was an absolute smash, but my production on the stage of Backdraft was what really got them excited. This whole idea of 'In Your Face' theatre really affected them. The conceptualization, the whole abstraction, the obtuseness of this production to me was what was interesting. I wanted the audience to feel the heat from the fire, the fear, because people don't like fire, poked, poked in their noses, you know when you get a cinder from a barbeque right on the end of your nose and you kind of make that face, you know, that's not a good thing, and I wanted them to have the sense memory of that. So during the show I had someone burn newspapers and send it through the vents in the theatre. And well, they freaked out, and 'course the fire Marshall came over and they shut us down for a couple of days.



Movie: Above the Law(1988)


Nico Toscani:
You guys think you're above the law... well you ain't above mine!



Movie: Tales of the Abyss (VG)(2005)


Jade Curtiss:
Unlike in fairy tales, the world doesn't live happily ever after.




Movie: Paint Your Wagon(1969)


[Introduction to the song "They Call the Wind Mariah"]

Mad Jack Duncan:
It's a living hell up here. What with the bloody rain, the bloody loneliness, and that bloody, bloody wind.



Movie: Major League II(1994)


Harry Doyle:
Well he's gonna walk Beck to pitch to Parkman obviously Taylor's thinking... I don't know WHAT the hell he's thinking.



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“Halo 2″ Quotation

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 11:01:00 +0000
Marine:
This reminds me of the time I got herpes.

Marine:
He’s cute for a cyborg.

Marine:
during a grenade toss] Do NOT open till Christmas!

Marine Sergeant:
after killing a covenant troop] Say good night, punk.

Marine:
during a fire-fight] Have we tried reasoning with them?







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Today's Movie Quotes:

Movie: Uptown Girls(2003)


Molly Gunn:
Excuse me, Thumbelina, but you're still a little underage to be clubbing, aren't you?


Ray:
You're a little overage to be wearing a lampshade in your hair. Bright idea?



Movie: Adventures in Babysitting(1987)



Daryl:
Did you steal all of these cars?

Joe Gipp:
Yeah. It gets me some good money.

Daryl:
Isn't it kinda dangerous?

Joe Gipp:
Hey, I like danger, all right?

Chris:
You should try baby-sitting.



Movie: Halloween 5(1989)


Rachel Carruthers:
How could they? When are they going to realize that she's not him, she's just a child.

Dr. Samuel Loomis:
They know that Michael Myers is her uncle and he made her attack her stepmother, that's why they fear her... especially on Halloween.



Movie: Vanilla Sky(2001)


Edmund:
There are no guarantees, but remember: Even in the future, the sweet is never as sweet without the sour.



Movie: Up, Up, and Away! (TV)(2000)


[repeated line]

Edward:
I am... Steel Condor!



Movie: One Hundred and One Dalmatians(1961)


Danny:
[echoing] Good luck, Pongo. If you lose your way, contact the barking chain. They'll be standing by!



Movie: The Adventures of Mark Twain(1944)


Tom Sawyer:
[Looking at Twain's library] These must be those classics everyone talks about.


Huck Finn:
What are classics?

Mark Twain:
Something everyone wants to have read but don't want to read.



Movie: Paint Your Wagon(1969)


Ben:
You was down at the rapids just now, bare beam and buck naked?

Elizabeth:
Well, I'm not like to take a bath with my clothes on, Mr. Rumson.

Ben:
Are you trying to tell me that you was taking a *bath*?

Elizabeth:
That's right. I was taking a bath.


Ben:
In the middle of the night?

Elizabeth:
Mr. Rumson, in a community of 400 men, would you rather I took my bath "bare beam and buck naked" in the middle of the day?



Movie: Tashunga(1996)


[first lines]

Reno:
Where is Hudson Saanteek?



Movie: Ma and Pa Kettle Back on the Farm(1951)


Tom Kettle:
What's wrong with my name?


Ma Kettle:
They said Thomas is too ordinary.



Movie: The Pacifier(2005)


Shane Wolfe:
[to Zoe's boyfriend, Scott] Give me twenty!


[Scott pulls out his wallet]

Shane Wolfe:
I mean push-ups!



Movie: The Queen(2006)


HM Queen Elizabeth II:
But what if my actions are damaging the crown?


HM The Queen Mother:
Damaging it? You're the greatest asset this institution has. One of the greatest it has ever had. No, no. The problem will come when you leave. Hm! But you musn't think about that now. Certainly not today.

HM Queen Elizabeth II:
Oh, Mummy.

HM The Queen Mother:
You must show your strength. Reassert your authority. You sit on the most powerful throne in Europe, head of an unbroken line that goes back more than a thousand years. Do you think any of your predecessors would have dropped everything and gone up to London because a bunch of hysterics carrying candles needed help with their grief? Huh! As for that silly Mr. Blair with his Cheshire Cat grin...



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Lines from Movies:

Movie: Oliver Twist (TV)(1997)


The Artful Dodger:
What's to happen to the likes of me? Just trying to make a dishonest living for himself.



Movie: A ciegas(1997)


Clemente:
Kill her!

Paquita:
Why?

Clemente:
She's a terrorist, a murderer.

Paquita:
So what?



Movie: Van Helsing(2004)


Count Vladislaus Dracula:
You're too late, my friend! My children live!

Van Helsing:
Then the only way to kill them is to kill you.

Count Vladislaus Dracula:
Correct.

Van Helsing:
So be it.



Movie: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane(1990)


Ford Fairlane:
Have a twinkie, snapperhead.



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Marine Sergeant:
Grenades are like RAM - you can never have too much.



Movie: Da(1988)


Charlie:
What is it like to die?

Da:
[pauses] I didn't care for it.



Movie: Oscar(1991)


Lt. Toomey, Chicago PD:
A leopard don't change its stipes.

Officer Keough:
You mean spots.

Lt. Toomey, Chicago PD:
[shouting] I mean Snaps!



Movie: Addams Family Values(1993)


Joel:
How do I look?

Wednesday:
Disturbing



Movie: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension(1984)


Penny Priddy:
Buckaroo, you forgot your thruster.

Buckaroo Banzai:
Why don't you hold onto it for a while?

Penny Priddy:
Any time.



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Straight to the Lines from Movies ...

Movie: Addicted to Love(1997)


Sam:
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Movie: I Am Sam(2001)


Rita:
Home.

Phone Voice:
Dialing office.


Rita:
HOME!

Phone Voice:
Dialing office.

Rita:
HOME, GODDAMN IT!

Phone Voice:
Dialing Dr. Sloan.



Movie: Ulee's Gold(1997)


Ulysses Ulee Jackson:
There's all kinds of weakness in the world, not all of it is evil. I forget that from time to time.



Movie: Halloween III: Season of the Witch(1982)


Ellie Grimbridge:
I feel like a goldfish.

Daniel Challis:
Company town.



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Quotation from the Movie “Baby”

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Tommy:
We live for our brothers… without them we’re nothing.







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Here are the Lines from Movies ...

Movie: Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff(1949)


Freddie Phillips:
I have a confession to make.

Angela Gordon:
You did it?

Freddie Phillips:
No, I mean that stuff


[champagne]

Freddie Phillips:
I don't drink that stuff, that's like drinking poison.


Angela Gordon:
Oh come on...

Freddie Phillips:
Oh stop it, the bubbles' is tickling my nose.

Angela Gordon:
For little Angela...

Freddie Phillips:
I wouldn't drink it for big Angela.



Movie: The Bad Boys of Saturday Night Live (TV)(1998)


Announcer:
And now it's time for "The Dark Side with Nat X"! The only show on TV written by a brother, produced by a brother, and strictly for a brother. Now get ready for a man who's so black he urinates oil, cause here comes Nat!

Nat X:
Hey, brothers and sisters, welcome to "The Dark Side." I'm Nat X. The only 15 minute show on TV. Why only 15 minutes? Because if the show was any longer, The Man would have to pay me.




Movie: The Sadist(1963)


Charles A. 'Charlie' Tibbs:
I have been hurt by others. And I will hurt them. I will make them suffer like I have suffered.



Movie: D.O.A.(1950)


Dr. MacDonald:
Of course, I'll have to notify the police. This is a case for Homicide.

Frank Bigelow:
Homicide!

Dr. MacDonald:
I don't think you fully understand, Bigelow. You've been murdered.



Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie(1977)


Game Show Announcer:
Guard number one is a senior on Klahn's mountain, and aspires to be a research chemist. Welcome, please, Hung Well! Guard number two is a real skating buff. A warm welcome for Long Wang! Traveling comes naturally to guard number three, as he's a licensed airplane pilot. Welcome, please, Enormous Genitals!



Movie: Underworld(1996)


Viktor:
Now tell me, why have you come to believe that Lucian still lives?

Selene:
But I've given you all the proof you need.


Viktor:
Incoherent thoughts and images, nothing more - which is precisely why the awakening is performed by an elder. You do not possess the neccesary *skills*!

Selene:
But I did see Lucian, I shot him, you must believe me.

Viktor:
The chain has never been broken, not once, not in fourteen centuries, not since we elders first began to leapfrog through time - one awake, two aleep - that's the way of it. It is Marcus' time to reign, not mine!

Selene:
But I had no choice, the coven is in danger and Michael is the key...

Viktor:
[snaps head loudly] Ah, yes... the lycan.



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Marine:
This reminds me of the time I got herpes.



Movie: The Talented Mr. Ripley(1999)


Tom Ripley:
I suggest you ask Dickie that yourself. Otello's is on delle Croce, just off the Corso.

Freddie Miles:
Is it on "delle Croce, just off the Corso"? You're a quick study, aren't you? Last time you didn't know your ass from your elbow, now you're giving me directions. That's not fair, you probably do know your ass from your elbow. I'll see you.



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