Straight to the Quotations ...

Movie: xXx: State of the Union(2005)


Darius Stone:
The things I can't do for my country.






Movie: Tarzan and His Mate(1934)


[first lines]

Beamish:
I wouldn't trust meself in that jungle if it was me, sir.

Harry Holt:
Well, I will.



Movie: Vegas Vacation(1997)


[Clark is playing blackjack]


Clark Griswold:
Twenty. I'll stay.

Marty:
[flips over his card] Wha...? It's twenty. It's a push!

Clark Griswold:
I didn't lose!

Marty:
That's it, Griswold! You are freakin dead!





Movie: Dakota(1945)


Sandy Poli:
That's papa! He's shooting at us!


John Devlin:
All I want to know is: do you take after your papa or mama?

Sandy Poli:
Papa always wants to shoot things out. He has no more sense than you have. I do hope he doesn't kill us. He'd never get over it.

John Devlin:
Well, I'd feel kind of regretful about it myself.



Movie: Kameleon en de dubbelganger(2005)


Sietse Klinkhamer:
[waiting in the Kameleon when Kees is running away] Hey Kees!

Hielke Klinkhamer:
Do you need a taxi?









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Absolutely Fruity recipe

Sat, 22 Dec 2007 12:55:00 +0000
Here is a heavenly recipe for Absolutely Fruity, with banana liqueur, watermelon liqueur and Absolut vodka.

1/2 oz Absolut vodka
1/2 oz banana liqueur
1/2 oz watermelon liqueur

Mix banana and watermelon liqueur in shot glass top with vodka.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Bored with your toys yet? Check out these movies (The State)

Tue, 25 Dec 2007 05:08:48 GMT
Three new movies come out today; check out more film reviews, search for showtimes and watch trailers at thestate.com/movies “The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep” PG for some action/peril, mild language and brief smoking, 1:45 Excerpt of a review from The Orlando Sentinel’s Roger Moore: “The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep” is a children’s fantasy built around an adorable, puppyish digital ...

Here are the Lines from Movies ...

Movie: Taboo American Style 3: Nina Becomes an Actress(1985)


Nina:
I'm not gay. I'm perverse.




Movie: Adventures of the Flying Cadets(1943)


A.J. 'Jack' Hill [Ch. 1]:
Who are you?

The Black Hangman:
If an introduction is necessary, Herr Hill, let me introduce myself. I am the Schwarze Henker at your service.


A.J. 'Jack' Hill [Ch. 1]:
Schwarze Henker? The Black Hangman!

The Black Hangman:
Yes. But as you know, I have already eliminated the heads of two of your important war operations.

A.J. 'Jack' Hill [Ch. 1]:
Then I suppose as the head of the Hill Aerial Corporation, I shall be Number Three.

The Black Hangman:
Yes, unless you give me what I want.



Movie: Oscar(1991)


Connie:
Even in the old days he was known as an honest crook.

Dr. Thornton Poole:
That's an oxymoron.

Connie:
Gee, you shouldn't oughta said that, Doc.

Snaps:
Yeah, leave Connie alone. He does the best he can.




Movie: Quest for Camelot(1998)


Kayley:
Hey, Ruber!

Kayley:
I will not serve a false king!



Movie: The Taking of Pelham One Two Three(1974)


Miskowsky:
This is a million dollars?


O'Keefe:
It's what it buys, Albert, not what it weighs.



Movie: The Making of 'Garden State' (V)(2004)


Natalie Portman:
How do you feel about the example you're setting for young people without the helmet?


Zach Braff:
Well, I think that my character quickly learns that he needs to wear a helmet.



Movie: The Taking of Pelham One Two Three(1974)


Warren LaSalle:
Hallelujah! Alright, fellahs, you heard him. Phil, pass the word to the bad guys that we're coughing up. Sid, what bank do we do the most business with?

Transit Authority Chairman:
City National Trust. I'll give them a call.


Warren LaSalle:
I'll call. You'll take an hour trying to knock down the interest rate.



Movie: A Tale of Two Pizzas(2003)


Tommy:
[about Angela] Two years at FTI and she's Donna Karen.

Beverly Rossi:
[un-amused] Grate the cheese!



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Movies: A Holiday Tradition (WLBT 3 Jackson)

Tue, 25 Dec 2007 23:20:57 GMT
Several families left their gifts at home to come and enjoy several new movies that hit the screen today.

Fuzzy Iron Worker recipe

Sat, 22 Dec 2007 18:27:00 +0000
A divine recipe for Fuzzy Iron Worker, with Captain Morgan Original spiced rum, Bacardi orange rum, Chambord raspberry liqueur and pineapple juice.

1 oz Captain Morgan Original spiced rum
1 splash pineapple juice
1/2 oz Bacardi orange rum
1/8 oz Chambord raspberry liqueur

Shake all ingredients together in a cocktail shaker.
Strain into a double-shot glass, and serve.
Serve in a ...]

Christmas in Chinatown? For many Jews, it's tradition!

Tue, 25 Dec 2007 23:29:00 GMT
Philadelphia Inquirer - Lisa Richman, a Perelman teacher who organized the lunch, said so many families go to the movies afterward that she made up a list of theaters showing G and PG rated films and their show times. That balances nice with the unofficial list distributed ...

Give me Quotes now!

Movie: Addams Family Values(1993)


Uncle Fester:
I'm her husband.

Debbie:
Fester!


Uncle Fester:
Gimme a kiss.

Debbie:
Gimme a twenty.



Movie: October Sky(1999)


Roy Lee:
Are you sure we need this nozzle thing?

Quentin:
Are you kidding? The nozzle is the most important part - it directs the flow of the hot gases!

Roy Lee:
Hey, cool it, Quentin! Man, talkin' 'bout your 'hot gases'...



Movie: O Brother, Where Art Thou?(2000)


Pete:
Wait a minute. Who elected you leader of this outfit?

Ulysses Everett McGill:
Well Pete, I figured it should be the one with the capacity for abstract thought. But if that ain't the consensus view, then hell, let's put it to a vote.

Pete:
Suits me. I'm voting for yours truly.

Ulysses Everett McGill:
Well I'm voting for yours truly too.


[Everett and Pete look at Delmar for the deciding vote]

Delmar O'Donnell:
Okay... I'm with you fellas.



Movie: Gang in Blue(1996)


Keith DeBruler:
[Having used Moose's own ankle sidearm against him by twisting it round to shoot Moose dead while it was still attached to his leg] Thanks for the advice Moose



Movie: Sabrina(1954)


David Larrabee:
What have I done now, father?

Oliver Larrabee:
I'm not saying that all Larrabees have been saints. Thomas Larrabee was hung for piracy. There was Benjamin Larrabee who was a slave trader. And there was my great-great uncle Joshua Larrabee who was shot while attempting to rob a train. But there was never a Larrabee who has behaved as you, David Larrabee, have behaved tonight!



Movie: D3: The Mighty Ducks(1996)


Gordon Bombay:
[walking down the hall with Charlie, he leads him to a trophey cabinet and motions to a picture of himself] Check this out. Look at that hair.



[chuckles]

Gordon Bombay:
I look like Greg Brady.



Today's Movie News

Peggy Martini recipe

Fri, 21 Dec 2007 10:21:00 +0000
Check out this tasty recipe for Peggy Martini, with gin, sweet vermouth, Dubonnet Rouge vermouth and Pernod licorice liqueur.

1/2 oz sweet vermouth
1/2 tsp Dubonnet Rouge vermouth
1/2 tsp Pernod licorice liqueur
3 oz gin

Stir ingredients together in a mixing glass half-filled with cracked ice.
Strain into a chilled cocktail glass, and serve.
Serve in a Cocktail Glass.

Pinup, B-movie actress Jeanne Carmen dies at 77

Tue, 25 Dec 2007 21:56:00 GMT
International Herald Tribune - She came to Hollywood while still in her 20s, where she appeared in low-budget movies with names such as "Guns Don't Argue" and "The Monster of Piedras Blancas." Carmen also claimed to have had affairs with Frank Sinatra and other celebrities. She ...

Pinup, B-movie actress Jeanne Carmen dies at 77

Tue, 25 Dec 2007 21:56:00 GMT
International Herald Tribune - She came to Hollywood while still in her 20s, where she appeared in low-budget movies with names such as "Guns Don't Argue" and "The Monster of Piedras Blancas." Carmen also claimed to have had affairs with Frank Sinatra and other celebrities. She ...

Check out these Quotations:

Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Julian:
[Mort grabs Julian's foot] What did I tell you about the feet! Maurice didn't I tell him about the feet!

Maurice:
He did tell you about the feet.

Mort the Mouse Lemur:
[cutely] He he!



Movie: Xenogears (VG)(1998)


Krelian:
He is bait. If you kill the bait, the precious bird we wish to capture will fly away.



Movie: Back to the Future Part III(1990)


Marty McFly:
How many did he have?

Bartender:
Just one.


Marty McFly:
Just the one?

Bartender:
There's a fella who can't hold his liquor.



Movie: The Making of 'Amadeus' (V)(2002)


F. Murray Abraham:
I get goose bumps just thinking about it, they all stood up and either sang or hummed the star spangled banner with us.



Latest Movie News

Bored with your toys yet? Check out these movies (The State)

Tue, 25 Dec 2007 05:08:48 GMT
Three new movies come out today; check out more film reviews, search for showtimes and watch trailers at thestate.com/movies “The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep” PG for some action/peril, mild language and brief smoking, 1:45 Excerpt of a review from The Orlando Sentinel’s Roger Moore: “The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep” is a children’s fantasy built around an adorable, puppyish digital ...

Electric Lemonade #2 recipe

Sat, 22 Dec 2007 02:27:00 +0000
Here is a delicious recipe for Electric Lemonade #2, with vodka, gin, light rum, Blue Curacao liqueur and lemonade.

1 dash Blue Curacao liqueur
1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz light rum
1/2 oz vodka
lemonade

Pour the vodka, gin, rum and blue curacao into a chilled collins glass.
Top off with lemonade, stir and serve.
Serve in a Collins Glass.

Movies that mattered

Tue, 25 Dec 2007 14:32:00 GMT
Salon - Dec. 25, 2007 | The top-grossing movie of 2007 was Sam Raimi's "Spider-Man 3." But we're not here to talk about that. Nor are we going to trouble ourselves much with "Shrek the Third," "Transformers," "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End" or ...

Will Smith angry over Hitler comment interpretation

Tue, 25 Dec 2007 17:02:00 GMT
CNN - LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Will Smith is angry over celebrity gossip Web site articles that he said misinterpreted a recent remark he made in a Scottish newspaper about Adolf Hitler. Will Smith was upset that a remark about Hitler was ...

Straight to the Movie Quotes ...

Movie: Quest for Camelot(1998)


Cornwall:
Eh, you're better off without him. He walks funny. He even looks funny. People throw darts at him.

Devon:
How can you be so cold-blooded?

Cornwall:
Easy, I'm a reptile.



Movie: The Dam Busters(1955)


Barnes Wallace:
[Morning after the raid] Is it true? All those fellows lost?

Gibson:
Only two aircraft went down in the attacks. That was Hopgood's over the Moehne and Maudsley's at the Eder. Astell got it soon after crossing the coast. And Dinghy Young was shot down over the sea, on his way home. The rest we don't know about. They've been calling them since midnight, but they haven't answered. The flak was bad. Worse than I expected.

Barnes Wallace:
[upset] Fifty-six men... If I'd known it was going to be like this, I'd never have started.

Gibson:
Now you mustn't think that way. If all these fellows had known from the beginning they wouldn't be coming back they would have gone for it just the same. There isn't a single one of them that would have dropped out. I knew them all. I know that's true. Look, you've had a worse night than any of us. Why don't you find the doctor and ask for one of his sleeping pills?




Movie: Action in the North Atlantic(1943)


Capt. Steve Jarvis:
[to a departing German U-boat after it has rammed his survivor lifeboat] Go on, laugh, you apes! You've had your blood and fire to make you laugh, but I swear to God our time is comin'! We'll pay ya back! We'll hunt ya down and slice ya like a piece of cheese!

Lt. Joe Rossi:
Oh, they can't hear you.

Capt. Steve Jarvis:
No, but God can.



Movie: Half Nelson(2006)


Dan:
Change moves in spirals, not circles. For example, the sun goes up and then it goes down. But everytime that happens, what do you get? You get a new day. You get a new one. When you breathe, you inhale and you exhale, but every single time that you do that you're a little bit different then the one before. We're always changing. And its important to know that there are some changes you can't control and that there are others you can.



Movie: Magnificent Obsession(1935)


[last lines]

Edward Randolph:
Once you find the way, you'll be bound. It will obsess you. but believe me, it will be a magnificent obsession.



Movie: Xenosaga Episode II: Jenseits von Gut und Böse (VG)(2004)


Albedo:
As my duty as an immortal, I've prepared a brand-new world view for mankind. When I temporarily linked with U-DO, I climbed the ladder of evolution, and saw the leaning tower of culture that humans have struggled to construct. It's not even a tower, really, it's a scaffold of rotting wood, built with meager knowledge and pitiful tools. But a nice guy would tell them the truth, would he not? 'Hello! You've got it all wrong!'

Jr.:
What are you gonna do with this region of space?

Albedo:
Who knows? Perhaps I'll cause a shift and push this whole dimension into a high-order domain. Don't be afraid: We low-dimension creatures will move en masse to a higher plane! It'll be glorious! The true eternal chain! The fulfillment of that which we lacked! The evolution of mankind, and the evolution of the very world itself that watches over us! Happy days are here! They'll name a holiday after me! That is, assuming they even have the concept of holidays on the other side!



Movie: Urban Legend(1998)


[Damon has just sneaked up on Brenda and Natalie, proceeding to scare them half to death]

Damon:
Boo!

Brenda:
[In disgust] Is that what you do in your spare time, Damon? Just go around scaring people like a freak?



Movie: xXx(2002)


[referring to Senator Dick]


Xander Cage:
He also wants video games banned because he believes that they're destroying education... come on Dick, it's the only education we got.



Movie: The AbsentMinded Professor(1961)


Prof. Ned Brainard:
Corners beautifully, doesn't it?



Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Felix Ungar:
Look at these shorts. I feel like I could be a cocktail waitress at a crap game.

Oscar Madison:
Yeah, if you wiggle your fanny right you can make double sixes.



Movie: Up the Down Staircase(1967)


Joe Ferone:
I've just seen your type before, that's all. There's one every year. "Not living up to your potential," they say. Is that what you were going to say, teach? "Just wanna help you, Joe?" "Just wanna be your friend?" Then they get to feeling very sorry for your about your "environmental factors", and your "low socio-economic level". Till you've just have to tell 'em; "Get your nose outta my environmental factors, will ya? Keep your damn hands off my potential"... and then they turn you in.



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Movies that mattered

Tue, 25 Dec 2007 14:32:00 GMT
Salon - Dec. 25, 2007 | The top-grossing movie of 2007 was Sam Raimi's "Spider-Man 3." But we're not here to talk about that. Nor are we going to trouble ourselves much with "Shrek the Third," "Transformers," "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End" or ...

Black Menta recipe

Tue, 25 Dec 2007 03:46:00 +0000
A divine recipe for Black Menta, with Black Mozart chocolate liqueur and Fernet Branca Menta.

1/4 oz Fernet Branca Menta
3/4 oz Black Mozart chocolate liqueur

Pour ingredients into a chilled shot glass, stir, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Oral Sex on the Beach recipe

Tue, 25 Dec 2007 09:18:00 +0000
This is a distinctive recipe for Oral Sex on the Beach, with vodka, peach schnapps, Blue Curacao liqueur and pineapple juice.

1 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
1 oz peach schnapps
1 oz vodka
3 1/2 oz pineapple juice

Pour the vodka, peach schnapps, blue curacao and pineapple juice into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes.
Shake well, strain into ...]

'Fred Claus' (Vince Vaughn plays Santa's brother) -- 2 1/2 stars

Tue, 25 Dec 2007 14:39:00 GMT
Chicago Tribune - There's a polarity to Christmas movies, a chasm separating the likes of "It's a Wonderful Life" and "Bad Santa." Into the breach comes "Fred Claus," neither holiday feast nor irreverent foul but something in between. This one grafts the silly and ...