Check out these Lines from Movies:

Movie: X2(2003)


Nightcrawler:
Excuse me? They say you can imitate anybody, even their voice.

Mystique:
[as Nightcrawler] Even their voice.

Nightcrawler:
Then why not stay in disguise all the time? You know, look like everyone else.

Mystique:
Because we shouldn't have to.



Movie: Made Men(1999)


Miles:
Calm down Royce, Felix can handle it.

Bill Manucci:
Felix couldn't handle his own dick if it spat a load into his own hand!



Movie: The Da Vinci Code(2006)


Remy Jean:
I could run them over.



Movie: Up Close & Personal(1996)



Tally:
I'm exactly the way you made me: do it this way, do it that way, do it MY way - until I don't even know how to do it without you.



Movie: Adaptation.(2002)


Charlie Kaufman:
You and I share the same DNA. Is there anything more lonely than that?



Movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective(1994)


Lois Einhorn:
[after she finishes wrestling with Ace, to the surrounding police officers] Shoot him! Shoot him!

Emilio:
[offscreen] Hold your fire!



[walks in with Melissa, gun to his head]

Emilio:
Don't shoot!

Melissa:
Put your guns down or this cop gets it. I mean it!


[cocks revolver]

Emilio:
She's not joking!

Lois Einhorn:
[ignoring them] He kidnapped Snowflake! He killed Roger Podator and was going to kill Dan Marino and meeeeee!


Ace Ventura:
Ho ho ho Hooooooooooooo! Fiction can be fun, but I find the reference section a little more enlightening. For instance, if you were to look up the NFL's "All Time Bonehead Plays," you might read about a Miami Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle, who missed the 26 yard field goal in the closing seconds of Super Bowl XVII.


[takes deep breath]

Ace Ventura:
What you wouldn't read about was how Ray Finkle lost his mind was committed to a mental hospital only to escape and join the police force under the assumed identity of a missing hiker manipulating his way to the top in a diabolical scheme to get even with Dan Marino for whom he blamed the entire thing!


[takes another deep, relief breath]

Aguado:
What the hell are you talking about?

Ace Ventura:
SHE'S NOT LOIS EINHORN!, She's Ray Finkle, she's a man.

Lois Einhorn:
He's lying. SHOOT HIIIIMMM!




Movie: Halifax f.p: A Hate Worse Than Death (TV)(2000)


Jane Halifax:
Are you alright?

Harry Davenport:
Yeah, Megan phoned here last night. Was told that I'd left.

Jane Halifax:
Why, didn't you call to say you were working late?

Harry Davenport:
Yeah, I just neglected to tell her where I was working.

Jane Halifax:
Why?

Harry Davenport:
Come on Jane, what was I gonna say? 'Hi Honey, I'm working back at Jane Halifax's apartment. You know the one, blond, beautiful, intelligent, single!'



Movie: The Sadist(1963)


Opening Narration:
The words of a sadist, one of the most disruptive elements in human society. To have complete mastery over another, to make him a helpless object, to humiliate him, to enslave, to inflict moral insanity upon the innocent. That is his objective, and his twisted pleasure!




Movie: Daitozoku(1963)


Miwa the Rebel Leader:
[Sinbad is trying to look for the Premier's hideout] You hurt my feelings...


Sukezaemon Naya, alias 'Luzon':
Argh!

Miwa the Rebel Leader:
You didn't need my help, you said.

Sukezaemon Naya, alias 'Luzon':
You are fast, how did you get here so quick?

Miwa the Rebel Leader:
I know this place like my backyard.



Movie: Adventures of Don Juan(1948)


Don Juan:
It seems to me Your Grace is preparing for war.

Duke de Lorca:
Does the idea frighten you?

Don Juan:
Ftrankly it does. I'm by nature a peaceful man, Your Grace. It's true I've done some fighting in my time, but it's usually been for something worthwhile like, uh, a beautiful woman. To risk your skin for a piece of extra ground - that is terrifying!



Movie: V for Vendetta(2005)


V:
Wait! Here comes the crescendo!


[explosion and fireworks go off]




Latest Movie News

Receta de Chanel del cacao

Sun, 23 Mar 2008 14:19:00 +0000
Una receta agradable para el cacao Chanel, con el coñac, el licor
blanco del chocolate, el licor de la almendra del amaretto, la leche
de coco y la cereza del maraschino. 1 leche de coco del 1/2 onza 1
sacudida blanca del licor del chocolate del licor el 1/2 onza de la
almendra del amaretto de la cereza el 1/2 onza del maraschino del
coñac 1 del 1/2 onza con hielo. Filtre en un cristal del coctel y
adorne con una cereza del maraschino. Sirva en un cristal del coctel.

Receta federal del sacador

Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:17:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta dulce para el sacador federal, con el
whisky del borbón, el ron oscuro, el coñac, el sec triple, el jugo
del limón y el azúcar del echador. el whisky del borbón de 1 onza
ron oscuro del azúcar el 1/2 onza del echador del tsp del jugo 1 del
limón de 1 onza coñac de 1/4 onza sacudida triple y tensión de 1/4
onza sec en un cristal del doble-coctel llenó de hielo machacado.
Adorne con una cereza alanceada, y servicio. Servicio ...

Receta de la empanada poner-as# crema del coco

Sun, 23 Mar 2008 17:47:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta divina para la empanada poner-as# crema del
coco, con ron de los schnapps de la vainilla, del coco de Malibu y
crema. el ron del coco de 1 onza Malibu los schnapps de 1 vainilla de
la onza cosechadora de la crema de 3 onzas todos los ingredientes en
una coctelera con hielo sacudare & filtre en el cristal del
coctel. Sirva en un cristal del coctel.

Receta de Chanel del cacao

Sun, 23 Mar 2008 14:19:00 +0000
Una receta agradable para el cacao Chanel, con el coñac, el licor
blanco del chocolate, el licor de la almendra del amaretto, la leche
de coco y la cereza del maraschino. 1 leche de coco del 1/2 onza 1
sacudida blanca del licor del chocolate del licor el 1/2 onza de la
almendra del amaretto de la cereza el 1/2 onza del maraschino del
coñac 1 del 1/2 onza con hielo. Filtre en un cristal del coctel y
adorne con una cereza del maraschino. Sirva en un cristal del coctel.

Today's Quotes:

Movie: About a Boy(2002)


[Fiona is crying]

Fiona:
Will, am I a bad mother?


Will:
No. No, you're not a bad mother. You're just a barking lunatic.



Movie: Office Space(1991)


Joanna:
You know what, Stan, if you want me to wear 37 pieces of flair, like your pretty boy over there, Brian, why don't you just make the minimum 37 pieces of flair?

Stan, Chotchkie's Manager:
Well, I thought I remembered you saying that you wanted to express yourself.

Joanna:
Yeah. You know what, yeah, I do. I do want to express myself, okay. And I don't need 37 pieces of flair to do it.


[flips off Stan]



Movie: Opium Eaters (TV)(1990)


[De Quincey has a publisher's deadline to meet, and is short on inspiration]

Willy:
You could write about me!

Thomas De Quincey:
I fear I would not be *believed*.



Movie: Operación Ogro(1979)



Xavi:
How many deaths in total?

Izarra:
Just Carrero's bodyguard.

Xavi:
You sure we can't save that poor guy?

Izarra:
What do you mean?

Xavi:
I mean, it'll be a massacre, we we'll have to shoot like madmen. A lot of people will die, including the innocent, including ourselves. And ETA will be politically destroyed by this massacre. And forget about freeing the 150 comrades.

Izarra:
Listen to me, Xavi. Two things. If you're trying to argue about the kidnapping, then you're wasting time because we've voted. Or maybe... you some criticism to make about tactics, about the details. In that case you'd better propose some concrete solution. Because I already told you. Any fault in the plan, we have to work out together.



Movie: Darr(1993)


[singing]

Rahul Mehra:
You're facing me, / I'm facing you, / Shall I look at you or love you? / How did this happen / That you became mine? / How shall I trust this?

Kiran Awasti:
I shattered, / Shattering, I went to pieces! / Your persistence rendered me helpless! / Your magic brought me here, o sorcerer! / I shattered, / shattering, I went to pieces...



Movie: Hairspray(1988)


Penny Pingleton:
Seaweed? Shhh, don't let her hear you!

Seaweed:
What happened to you?

Penny Pingleton:
She's punishing me for harboring a fugitive without her permission. What are you doing?

Seaweed:
I'm here to rescue the fair maiden, baby.


Penny Pingleton:
Oh, Seaweed, you do care! I was afraid the colors of our skin would keep us apart.

Seaweed:
No... but these knots might.


[still trying to untie her]

Seaweed:
Was your mom in the Navy?



Latest Movie News

Receta de Gege

Sun, 23 Mar 2008 23:36:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta mouthwatering para Gege, con el ron de
Bacardi, creme de bananes y el jugo superiores del limón. los
ingredientes superiores de 1 de cl creme de bananes 1 del cl del
limón del cl fresco del jugo 3 de Bacardi sacudida del ron y vierten
en un cristal del coctel. Adorne con una cereza roja, y servicio.
Sirva en un cristal del coctel.

Receta de Vaina

Sun, 09 Sep 2007 17:40:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta mouthwatering para Vaina, con el jerez,
el licor del chocolate, el coñac, el azúcar pulverizada y el huevo.
1 yema de huevo 2 - el azúcar pulverizada 3 tbsp 30 ml de licor del
chocolate coñac de 30 ml 60 ml de jerez vierte los ingredientes en
una coctelera de coctel con hielo y sacudare bien. Sirva en un cristal
del vino rojo y asperje el cinamomo pulverizado en tapa. Sirva en un
rojo ...

Receta de Fraise de Champán

Fri, 14 Sep 2007 17:41:00 +0000
Una receta apetitosa para Fraise de Champán, con Champán, DES Bois
del de de nata de Marie Brizard Fraise y el coñac. el coñac 3 el 1/2
onza Champán del 1/2 onza DES Bois del de de nata de 3/4 onza Marie
Brizard Fraise vierte en un platillo del champán, y servicio.
Servicio en un platillo de Champán.

Receta de la empanada poner-as# crema del coco

Sun, 23 Mar 2008 17:47:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta divina para la empanada poner-as# crema del
coco, con ron de los schnapps de la vainilla, del coco de Malibu y
crema. el ron del coco de 1 onza Malibu los schnapps de 1 vainilla de
la onza cosechadora de la crema de 3 onzas todos los ingredientes en
una coctelera con hielo sacudare & filtre en el cristal del
coctel. Sirva en un cristal del coctel.

Quotes:

Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Corpral Kuniski:
Hello Grandfather!

Laker Armsby (standing in a grave):
Foreigners?

Corpral Kuniski:
Polish. Corpral Kuniski.

Laker Armsby:
Kuniski? Well, that's not your fault, son, is it?



Movie: Karaoke Revolution Presents: American Idol (VG)(2007)


[they say this sometimes when judging your failed song performance in "American Idol" mode]


Randy Jackson:
What's going down, dawg? What up, baby? Wild dawg, I mean I never thought I'd be so speechless man, but, I don't know what else to say, an' I don't know what to say about this, it was just horrible. There's nothing to say. I hate to say it, man, but it was really really bad. So Laura, what do you think?

Laura:
I don't know why you chose that song? Not my sort of song and you did nothing for it. Sorry.

Simon Cowell:
I'll give you some credit. Some of the notes are in tune. Although I think it is probably in luck. The biggest concern for me if I am being honest, is your timing.



Movie: The Karate Kid, Part III(1989)


Daniel Larusso:
[tentatively] Mr. Miyagi?


[holds up injured tree]

Daniel Larusso:
[a crash of thunder strikes outside]


Mr. Kesuke Miyagi:
[seeing this drops broom in sad shock but calmly takes the tree and starts fixing it]

Daniel Larusso:
[worried sad] Will it be okay?

Mr. Kesuke Miyagi:
Depend if root's strong.



Movie: Ultraviolet(1992)



L.L.D.D. Chief of Research:
Violet Song jat Shariff. Tell me I'm wrong

Violet:
You're wrong.

L.L.D.D. Chief of Research:
Why are you doing this?

Violet:
Because I hate humans with every fiber of my being... and I'll kill every single one of them... almost as quickly as they'll try and kill me.

L.L.D.D. Chief of Research:
You used to be human.

Violet:
But not anymore, right? I got sick and now I'm something less than human. Something worthy of extermination.

L.L.D.D. Chief of Research:
It's academic now, isn't it? You won't make it out of here with that case.

Violet:
Watch me.



Movie: Once Upon a Forest(1993)


Michelle:
Uncle Cornelius, what's "ru-rumertism"?

Cornelius:
Rheumatism, Michelle.



[his back snaps]



Movie: The Dark Corner(1946)


Kathleen:
My father was a major-league umpire. Well, what else


[at the Tudor Penny Arcade]

Kathleen:
can I beat you at?

Bradford Galt:
What other kinds of games do you like to play? You know, we've got some great playgrounds up around 52nd Street.

Kathleen:
Among them your apartment?

Bradford Galt:
Why, just a coincidence.

Kathleen:
I haven't worked for you very long, Mr. Galt, but I know when you're pitching a curve at me, and I always carry a catcher's mitt.


Bradford Galt:
No offense. A guy's got to score, doesn't he?

Kathleen:
Not in my league. I don't play for score, I play for keeps - "said she with a smile."



Movie: Talking to Americans (TV)(2001)


American:
We demand that the Government of Canada discourage the Canadian tradition of placing senior citizens on Northern ice floes and leaving them to perish.



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


SpecOps Leader:
[to Arbiter] You are the Arbiter, the will of the Prophets. But these are my Elites, their lives matter to me - yours does not.

Arbiter:
That makes two of us.



Movie: Daffy Duck's Quackbusters(1988)



Daffy:
Alright, what's holdin' up the works. What's all the... the... huh.


[sees Abominable Snowman]

Daffy:
Aaahh!

Abominable Snowman:
D'oh! What a cute little pink bunny rabbit.


[picks up Daffy]

Abominable Snowman:
Just what I always wanted. My own little bunny rabbit! I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pet him, and squeeze him.

Daffy:
I'm not a bunny rabbit.


Abominable Snowman:
And pat him, and pet him, and...

Daffy:
You're hurting me... put me down, please.

Abominable Snowman:
And rub him, and caress him, and...

Daffy:
I AIN'T NO BUNNY RABBIT!

Abominable Snowman:
Not a bunny rabbit, George? Then how come you have long ears, how come?

Daffy:
Long ears? Ooh!


[laughs]

Daffy:
Those aren't ears, those are sleeves! So, now put me down, please, huh?


Abominable Snowman:
Oh George... you were naughty to pretend you was a bunny rabbit. I will punish you good. Bad old George!



Movie: The X Files Game (VG)(1998)


Craig Willmore:
That's a lovely color on you.


Mary Astadourian:
Thank you. Let's just stick to business ok?



Movie: X-Men(2000)


[Magneto shoots Rogue with a tranquilizer dart while she runs away]

Magneto:
Young people.




Today's Movie News

Receta de Chanel del cacao

Sun, 23 Mar 2008 14:19:00 +0000
Una receta agradable para el cacao Chanel, con el coñac, el licor
blanco del chocolate, el licor de la almendra del amaretto, la leche
de coco y la cereza del maraschino. 1 leche de coco del 1/2 onza 1
sacudida blanca del licor del chocolate del licor el 1/2 onza de la
almendra del amaretto de la cereza el 1/2 onza del maraschino del
coñac 1 del 1/2 onza con hielo. Filtre en un cristal del coctel y
adorne con una cereza del maraschino. Sirva en un cristal del coctel.

Aquí está una receta dulce para el tirón del…

Sun, 23 Mar 2008 20:09:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta dulce para el tirón del coñac, con el huevo,
el jarabe de azúcar, la crema, el coñac y el hielo. 1 jarabe de
azúcar de la yema de huevo del coñac 1 de 3/4 onza el 1/2 onza pozo
poner crema de la sacudida del hielo de 3/4 onza todos los
ingredientes en una coctelera. Filtre en el cristal del coctel y ralle
algo de nuez moscada molida moscada en tapa. Sirva en un cristal del
coctel.