Straight to the Quotations ...

Movie: Ham & Cheese(2004)


Katie Reed:
We're going to be in a play together!


[hugs Richard]

Richard Wolanski:
Ya!


Katie Reed:
Maybe you should take a shower and change your clothes...

Richard Wolanski:
Why?

Katie Reed:
[gestures at his upper body] It's all stinky here



Movie: Na lepom plavom Dunavu(2007)


Jacek:
You disgusting beast!I'm praying to God! Can't five minutes go by without someone mentioning a dick?

Nina:
No it can't! Church is the place to talk about God, and this is a brothel - here we talk about dicks!



Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)


Ricky Bobby:
I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence!



Movie: Take the Lead(2006)


LaRhette:
You think you one of us now?


Caitlin:
No.



Movie: Om Gud vill(2006)


Juli:
Did you know that love is just a substance released in the brain?



Movie: Half Nelson(2006)


Dan:
I used to be so fucked. I used to be so fucked up. I was just out there. You know? But I fucking cleaned up. I cleaned up,



[snorts a line of cocaine]

Dan:
For the most part. I do it now to get by, but I can handle it. You know what I mean? I tried the rehab thing. I tried it. But it didn't work, Didn't work. It works for some people. My ex girlfriend is getting married. That's how it works for some people. Right? Didn't work for me. The kids keep me focused. And I...



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Doctor:
Mr. Belrose?

Tick:
Yes?

Doctor:
It's a boy.



Movie: Oldboy(2003)


Mi-do:
I love you... Oh-Daesu



Movie: Saboteur(1942)


Mac, Truck Driver:
I've been thinkin' for long time I'm gonna get out of this truckin' game.


Barry Kane:
Why don't you?

Mac, Truck Driver:
One of my neighbors told my wife it's stylish to eat three meals a day.



Movie: Unforgiven(1992)


Ned Logan:
Hell, Will. We ain't bad men no more. Shit, we're farmers.

Will Munny:
Should be easy killing them, supposing they don't go on down to Texas first.

Ned Logan:
How long has it been since you fired a gun at a man, Will? Nine, ten years?

Will Munny:
Eleven.

Ned Logan:
Easy, huh? Hell, I don't know that it was all that easy even back then. And we was young and full of beans. I mean, if you was mad at 'em, Will, I mean. If they'd done you some wrong, I could see shooting 'em.

Will Munny:
We done stuff for money before, Ned.


Ned Logan:
Yeah, we thought we did. All right, so what did these fellas do? Cheat at cards? Steal some strays? Spit on a rich fella? What?

Will Munny:
No, they cut up a woman.

Ned Logan:
What?

Will Munny:
Yeah, they cut up her face, cut her eyes out, cut her fingers off, cut her tits, everything but her cunty, I suppose.

Ned Logan:
I'll be dogg - Golly, I guess they got it comin'. 'Course, you know, Will, if Claudia was alive you wouldn't be doin' this.



Movie: Uninvited(1993)


The Priest:
There's a body right outside your front door.

Jackson:
I know, I put it there.


The Priest:
I don't suppose you'd be interested in helping us with the burial?

Jackson:
What do you think? I came to dig gold, not graves.

The Priest:
Every time I meet a man like you who's alive and well, I marvel at the patience of God.



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Here are the Movie Quotes ...

Movie: Mad Monster Party?(1969)


Baron von Frankenstein:
Everybody must have had quite a time last night. There was a huge pile of left-overs in the dining room.

Francesca:
I wonder who it was.



Movie: Jackass Number Two(2006)


Ryan Dunn:
Ooh my hip! I think I just gave birth!



Movie: Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff(1949)


Casey Edwards:
Freddie, where did you that gun?

Freddie Phillips:
I don't know.

Casey Edwards:
Freddie! I am going to ask you for the last time. Where did you get that gun?

Freddie Phillips:
I don't know.

Casey Edwards:
Where did you get that gun?


Freddie Phillips:
Hey, that's not fair. You said "for the last time". I answered it.



Movie: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest(1975)


[last lines]

Chief Bromden:
Mac... they said you escaped. I knew you wouldn't leave without me. I was waiting for you. Now we can make it, Mac; I feel big as a damn mountain.



[he suddenly sees the lobotomy scars]

Chief Bromden:
Oh, no...

Chief Bromden:
[embracing McMurphy] I'm not goin' without you, Mac. I wouldn't leave you this way... You're coming with me.

Chief Bromden:
[laying him down] Let's go.



Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)



Baby Bonnie "B.B" Hood/Bulleta:
Oh Mr. Werewolf you're so cute! Why is your mouth so big? Why in order to put my explosives in it!



Movie: Daredevil(2003)


[Bullseye has used airline peanuts to suffocate an annoying passenger]

Flight Attendant:
Anything else I can get you, sir?

Bullseye:
More peanuts... please.



Movie: Quadrophenia(1979)


Kev:
I don't give a monkey's arsehole about Mods and Rockers. Underneath, we're all the same, 'n't we?

Jimmy:
No, Kev, that's it. Look, I don't wanna be the same as everybody else. That's why I'm a Mod, see? I mean, you gotta be somebody, ain't ya, or you might as well jump in the sea and drown.



Movie: Tales of Symphonia (VG)(2003)


Sheena Fujibayashi:
Hey Zelos, carry the big guy for us.

Zelos Wilder:
Me? You want me to carry this ogre by myself? Are you kidding me?

Colette Brunel:
Here, I'll help. Zelos will have a hard time of it by himself.


Zelos Wilder:
Aww, you're so nice, Colette! We Chosens have to look out for each other, right?

Colette Brunel:
Yeah!


[Picks up the large convict effortlessly by herself]

Colette Brunel:
Oh, he's lighter than I thought. I can carry him myself.

Zelos Wilder:
Haha... I see...

Raine Sage:
Men are so useless these days.



Movie: The Oscar(1966)


Frankie Fane:
Tell 'em "game called on account of Oscar."



Movie: Halfway Point(2005)


Sean:
Beer me!



Movie: Gangs of New York(2002)


Boss Tweed:
You know why he wears short sleeves? So they can see he's got nothing stashed. I hope that never becomes the fashion.



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“Uncle Buck” Quotation

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Tia:
Uncle Buck?

Buck:
Yeah?

Tia:
Got a minute?

Buck:
I got lots of minutes.

Tia:
Now that everything’s okay with my grandfather, I want to go out tomorrow night.

Buck:
You can go crazy after I leave. Until then, I’m not letting you out.

Tia:
You just can’t find any way to be cool can you?

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You mean easy? No.

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I mean decent!

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Movie Quotation: Uncle Buck

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Buck Russell:
Do you think she hates me?

Maisy Russell:
With a passion.

Buck Russell:
Really? Do you think it’s the hat?

Maisy Russell:
No.

Buck Russell:
No? A lot of people hate this hat. It angers a lot of people, just the sight of it. Ah, I’ll tell you a story about that on the way to school.

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