Here are the Movie Quotations ...

Movie: Major League(1989)


[from trailer; cut from final film; line reincarnated in Major League II]

Jake Taylor:
[Vaughn is lamenting the long home run he gave up] That ball wouldn't have been out of a lot of parks.


Rick Vaughn:
Name one.

Jake Taylor:
Yellowstone?



Movie: The Dark Corner(1946)


Mrs. Kingsley:
Isn't my Turner divine? Look at it! It grows on you.

Hardy Cathcart:
You make it sound like a species of fungus.



Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)


Cal Naughton, Jr.:
Please don't let the invisable fire burn my friend!



Movie: Magnum Force(1973)


Harry Callahan:
Couldn't of happened to a nicer bunch of guys.



Movie: Umanoide, L'(1979)


Golob:
The worst that could happen is we'll spend two thousand years in suspended animation. Well... still beats a desk job.



Movie: Undercover Brother(2002)


Lance:
It looks like the Source Awards in here...


[Conspiracy Brother punches him]

Conspiracy Brother:
It does now!



Movie: Halloween with the New Addams Family (TV)(1977)


Gomez Addams:
To be, or not to be? NOT to be... THAT is the ANSWER!




Movie: Olive, the Other Reindeer (TV)(1999)


Olive:
By the way, where's Rudolph?

Comet:
There's no Rudolph. It's just one of those urban legends.



Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


Eric Lensherr:
Charles always wanted to build bridges.




Movie: Urban Legend(1998)


Professor William Wexler:
Had those before?

Brenda:
Yeah. They're Pop Rocks; they crackle in your mouth.

Professor William Wexler:
Eat some... thirsty?... What's wrong? Something you might have heard about mixing Pop Rocks and Soda?

Brenda:
Well, supposedly, your stomach and your intestines and everything bursts.



Movie: Back to the Future Part II(1989)


Old Lorraine:
Aren't you and Jennifer getting along?

Middle-Aged Marty:
Oh, yeah, Mom. We're like a couple o' teenagers, ya know?




Latest Movie News

Thousands serve on Martin Luther King Jr. Day - San Francisco Gate

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 10:01:00 GMT
Tuesday, January 20, 2009 (01-19) 19:36 PST -- Volunteers were out in force Monday, across the Bay Area and around the nation, to mark Martin Luther King Jr. Day as a "day of service," propelled by a call from President-elect Barack Obama to honor ...

Serena Williams follows Barack Obama inauguration news while playing ... - Minneapolis Star Tribune

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 08:42:00 GMT
MELBOURNE, Australia - Serena Williams got chills just thinking of the symmetry — Americans marking the birthday of late civil rights leader Martin Luther King Jr. just before the inauguration of their first black president. A long way from ...

Town Seeks To Records Drinkers To Avoid Brawls - KIRO-TV

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 18:16:00 GMT
BISMARCK, N.D. -- Authorities in a small North Dakota coal mining town want bar owners to install surveillance systems after a rash of brawls that some people liken to those seen in John Wayne's Western movies. Bar owners say the cameras would ...

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Movie: Halifax f.p: Afraid of the Dark (TV)(1998)


Dr Jane Halifax:
We're dealing with a man whose intelligence is considerably less than his age. Whose home is everything. And now his nest's been disturbed.



Movie: Orgazmo(1997)


Dave the Lightning Guy:
[to Joe] I don't want to sound like a queer or nothin', but I'd kinda like to make love to you tonight.



Movie: G.I. Joe: The Movie (V)(1987)


Pythona:
Prepare for eternity!



Movie: The Dark Corner(1946)


Policeman in Galleries:
Hey, Mac. Do you suppose anybody in his right mind ever buys a piece of junk like that?

Policeman in Galleries:
Sure they do. That is "aht."



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Marine:
[during a grenade toss] Do NOT open till Christmas!




Today's Movie News

Serena Williams follows Barack Obama inauguration news while playing ... - Minneapolis Star Tribune

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 08:42:00 GMT
MELBOURNE, Australia - Serena Williams got chills just thinking of the symmetry — Americans marking the birthday of late civil rights leader Martin Luther King Jr. just before the inauguration of their first black president. A long way from ...

Serena Williams follows Barack Obama inauguration news while playing ... - Minneapolis Star Tribune

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 08:42:00 GMT
MELBOURNE, Australia - Serena Williams got chills just thinking of the symmetry — Americans marking the birthday of late civil rights leader Martin Luther King Jr. just before the inauguration of their first black president. A long way from ...

Sting brings music, eco-message to Sundance fest - Columbia Missourian

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 23:45:00 GMT
Sting drew cheers with an impromptu jam session at the Sundance Film Festival, but his real purpose was to bring attention to a film dealing with the singer's other passion: rainforest preservation. Joe Berlinger's "Crude" traces 15 years of a class ...

Serena Williams follows Barack Obama inauguration news while playing ... - Minneapolis Star Tribune

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 08:42:00 GMT
MELBOURNE, Australia - Serena Williams got chills just thinking of the symmetry — Americans marking the birthday of late civil rights leader Martin Luther King Jr. just before the inauguration of their first black president. A long way from ...

Quotation from the Movie “Universal Soldier: The Return”

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 07:10:00 +0000
Trying to jump off building into garbage truck]

Romeo:
Capture Deveraux, minimal damage.

Jumps]

Romeo:
Truck moves]

Romeo:
Oh SHIT!







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Today's Quotations:

Movie: The V.I.P.s(1963)


Frances Andros:
I know it is foolishly sentimental to want to sit next to the man that you are eloping with.



Movie: Babylon 5: The Gathering (TV)(1993)



Assassin:
[to Sinclair] There is a hole in your mind.



Movie: Abby Singer(2003)


Gundealer #3:
Van Gogh would go with a Glock, ten-millimeter, caseless rounds, titanium action.



Movie: Kapò(1959)


Edith, alias Nicole Niepas:
[to Sasha] Your mother won't like me, I'm not a good girl, and my name's not Nicole, I'm a Jew.



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“Unfaithfully Yours” Quotation

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 23:05:00 +0000
Alfred:
I give you my solemn word, August: if I don’t regain control of myself in a few minutes, concert or no concert, I’ll take this candelabrum and beat that walnut you use for a head into a nutburger, I believe they’re called!

Alfred:
Have you ever heard of Russian Roulette?

Daphne De Carter:
Why, certainly. I used to play ...]

Quotation from the 1948 Movie “Unfaithfully Yours”

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 15:59:00 +0000
August Henshler:
Too much temperament. Give me the simple viewpoint!

Barbara:
You’ve got it, boy, you don’t have to yearn for it.







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Thousands serve on Martin Luther King Jr. Day - San Francisco Gate

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 10:01:00 GMT
Tuesday, January 20, 2009 (01-19) 19:36 PST -- Volunteers were out in force Monday, across the Bay Area and around the nation, to mark Martin Luther King Jr. Day as a "day of service," propelled by a call from President-elect Barack Obama to honor ...

Sundance celebrates 25 years - Channel 4 News

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 10:22:00 GMT
The Sundance Festival is celebrating its 25th birthday, with more than 218 films to be screened over the ten-day gala. The Utah festival attracts thousands of film-makers, studio types, entertainment reporters, and of course a host of celebrities ...

Video games thrash movies and DVDs - Sydney Morning Herald

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 01:39:00 GMT
The video games industry is now double the size of the box office and more than 40 per cent larger than the movie disc industry in Australia, thanks to explosive growth in social games that allow the whole family to play. The Interactive ...

Movie Quotations:

Movie: Tapeheads(1988)


Ivan:
You, you've got no ambition! You're content just existing! You need what I've got, brother.

Josh:
Herpes?



Movie: On Moonlight Bay(1951)


Aunt Martha Robertson:
No man believes in marriage... until a woman traps him into it!



Movie: The Earthling(1980)


Patrick Foley:
Afraid? Why there's nothin' to be afraid of, except a cold wind. It'll kill ya, just for standing around looking dumb.



Movie: Dante's Peak(1997)


Greg:
It's coffee time! Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee! Cappuccino, java, YES!



Movie: The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland(1999)


Queen of Trash:
Since I'm a Queen of my word, you're free to go and pursue the blanket or bed covering of your choice.



Movie: Accattone(1961)


Vittorio "Accattone" Cataldi:
We're all washed-up and everybody avoids us. If we've money we're alright, if not we're nothing. We're finished because we're incapable of making it on our own. Today its better to be a thief than follow this despicable trade.



Movie: Oklahoma! (TV)(1999)


Ado Annie:
I never think of no one unlessin he's with me.

Will Parker:
Then I'm never gonna leave your side!




Movie: Van Helsing(2004)


Aleera:
I want first bite!



Movie: D2: The Mighty Ducks(1994)


[Bombay is eating ice cream with the Iceland trainer]

Coach Bombay:
I thought Iceland was covered with ice.

María:
No, it's very green!

Coach Bombay:
I thought GREENLAND was green!

María:
Greenland is covered with ice, and Iceland is very nice!



Movie: The Object of My Affection(1998)


Dr. Robert Joley:
We're too old to settle for a twin-bedded friendship.



Movie: The Tao of Steve(2000)


Rick:
There'll be walking.

Dex:
[Unimpressed] Yeah?

Rick:
And climbing.


Dex:
I know.

Rick:
Outdoors.

Dex:
Shut the fuck up.



Today's Movie News

Movie Quotation: Universal Soldier: The Return

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 11:40:00 +0000
S.E.T.H.:
When I was a man I longed to be a machine. Now I’m better than both.

during a training exercise in the swamp, Luc and Maggie look back and see a UniSol waterskiing off the back of their boat]

Maggie:
clearly impressed] He’s good.

Luc Deveraux:
clearly unimpressed] He’s stupid.

Luc cuts the line and the UniSol falls into the river] ...]

“Wabbit Twouble” Quotation

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 19:13:00 +0000
Elmer Fudd:
Westful wetweat - Bawoney! I’ll show you. Take that!

Begins hacking at the sign with an axe]

Elmer Fudd:
And that! And that! And that! Peace and wewaxation, huh? Wubbish! Take that! And that! And that! And…

Turns to see a park ranger glowering over him; Elmer grins]

Elmer Fudd:
Hewo. Heh heh heh heh.

Bugs Bunny:
Welcome to Jellostone, Doc. A ...]