Today's Lines from Movies:

Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
Wouldn't a fly swatter be easier?

Miyagi:
Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.

Daniel:
Ever catch one?


Miyagi:
Not yet.



Movie: Zatôichi(2003)


Shinkichi:
I have to say, it's incredible. You really look like a woman! Does make-up make men beautiful?

Geisha Seitaro 'Osei' Naruto:
It doesn't work on everyone. It depends on the face!




Movie: Uomo puma, L'(1980)


Kobras:
You cannot escape me! You can no longer jump into space! Because you are made of earth! And to earth, you shall return!



Movie: Untamed Heart(1993)


Adam:
Once people got use to staying away, they always stayed away. I never got close to anybody.



Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)


Danny:
[when a tiny meteor shatters the urn above their fireplace] Grandma!



Movie: Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le(2001)


Old Man at the Two Windmills:
Still, true love does exist.

Suzanne, Owner Two Windmills bar:
I know. After 30 years behind a bar, I'm an expert. I'll even give you the recipe. Take two regulars, mix them together and let them stew. It never fails.




Movie: Bachelor Party(1984)


She/Tim:
By the way, my name is Tim and I'm always available. I also do engine work on BMW's.



Movie: Laberinto del fauno, El(2006)


Mayor:
Have I told you that I was acquainted with your father, Captain?

Capitán Vidal:
No. I had no idea.

Mayor:
In Morocco. I knew him only briefly, but he left a great impression.

Capitán Vidal:
An excellent soldier.

Mayor:
The men in his battalion said that when General Vidal died on the battlefield, he smashed his watch on a rock so that his son would know the exaxt hour and minute of his death. So he would know how a brave man dies.

Capitán Vidal:
Nonsense. He didn't own a watch.




Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)


Danny:
Wanna play Stratego?

Walter:
No, you always cheat at board games.

Danny:
But you can't even cheat at Stratego!

Walter:
Trust me, you'll find a way.




Movie: L.I.E.(2001)


Howie's friend:
Howie, if you do stuff with guys, that's gay stuff. If you do stuff with girls, that's straight stuff.



Movie: The R.M.(2003)



Humu:
[Humu is a *very* large Tongan exchange student] Dude! Your fiance is *hot*.

Jared:
You speak English?

Humu:
Better than Tongan, actually.

Jared:
But... but...

Humu:
Hey, look, man, no offense, but all your mom ever talks about is food storage and Relief Society centerpieces. To avoid an awkward conversation, I just had to eat. Heck, I was a "buck-eighty" when I first got here. Ha ha!



Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Corpral Kuniski:
Hello Grandfather!

Laker Armsby (standing in a grave):
Foreigners?

Corpral Kuniski:
Polish. Corpral Kuniski.

Laker Armsby:
Kuniski? Well, that's not your fault, son, is it?



Today's Movie News

Four Holidays - New Zealand Herald Blogs

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:22:00 GMT
Verdict : A star-studded cast does its best to save a shambolic mess. Vince Vaughn starred in 2007's disappointing Fred Claus. Unfortunately, the experience didn't put him off ...

The '80s movies you're not sure people remember as fondly as you do - Popwatch

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 05:40:00 GMT
Back to the Beach. My sister and I used to watch it, rewind the VHS, and watch it again. It's a '60s beach blanket meets '80s fluorescent technicolor dream movie. When I meet ...

'Ghajini', 'Chandni Chowk...' will change Bollywood mood: Pritish ... - Newstrack India

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 03:17:00 GMT
Mumbai, Dec 17 (IANS) Shah Rukh Khan's 'Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi' has brought some respite to the Hindi film industry, which has been hit by the global meltdown and the terror strikes ...

Oprah taking production company to HBO, leaving ABC - Newsday

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 07:56:00 GMT
Oprah Winfrey is ending a long-term relationship with ABC by taking her production company to HBO for a three-year deal to make movies, documentaries and TV series. Kate Forte ...

'Ghajini', 'Chandni Chowk...' will change Bollywood mood: Pritish ... - Newstrack India

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 03:17:00 GMT
Mumbai, Dec 17 (IANS) Shah Rukh Khan's 'Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi' has brought some respite to the Hindi film industry, which has been hit by the global meltdown and the terror strikes ...

Lines from Movies:

Movie: Our Little Girl(1935)


Molly Middleton:
You were almost late, Daddy.

Dr. Donald Middleton:
Almost never won first prize. Say, where do you want us to sit?

Molly Middleton:
Oh, as if you didn't know.

Dr. Donald Middleton:
No, honestly, I've forgotten.

Molly Middleton:
You've forgotten where we sit when we picnic at Heaven's Gate? Oh, Daddy! Have you forgotten, too, Mommy? Do I have to tell you?

Elsa Middleton:
Afraid so.

Molly Middleton:
Right over there, where we always sit every May and September.




Movie: Jack Smith and the Destruction of Atlantis(2006)


Andy Warhol:
[speaking of Jack Smith] The only person I would ever copy. He's just so terrific, and I think he makes the best movies.




Movie: Bachelor Party(1984)


Rick Gassko:
Attention, passengers, we are now leaving Nun Central and are beginning our journey to Hell and beyond. The captain has turned off the "no smoking" sign, and you may now move about the cabin freely.


[Kids start screaming, reading Playboy, and gambling]

Rick Gassko:
Thank you for being Catholic, and for choosing the Saint Gabriel's School Bus.



Movie: Ordinary People(1980)


Conrad "Con" Jarrett:
I made a 74 on a trig quiz.

Beth Jarrett:
Oh really? Gosh I was awful at trig.

Conrad "Con" Jarrett:
Oh. Really? You took trig?


Beth Jarrett:
No... wait a minute... ha, did I take trig? Huh... anyway, I bought you two shirts they're on your bed.



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Aunt Edna:
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.

Cousin Eddie:
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?

Clark:
Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?

Cousin Eddie:
About fifty-two thousand dollars.



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


[Bobby is about to face Daniel in the semifinals]

Kreese:
Bobby. I want him out of commission

Bobby:
But Sensei I can beat this guy.

Kreese:
I don't want him beaten.

Bobby:
But I'll be disqualified.


Kreese:
Out of commission.



Movie: Unfaithful(2002)


Bill Stone:
Wait. Wait a minute. You're telling me about family? Well, you don't know the first goddamn thing about it. Why don't you take a look at your own fucking family, Ed? Take a goddamn look at that.



Movie: X-Men(2000)


Wolverine:
You going to tell me to stay away from your girl?

Cyclops:
If I had to do that, she wouldn't be my girl.

Wolverine:
Well, then I guess you've got nothing to worry about, do ya, Cyclops?

Cyclops:
It must burn you up that a boy like me saved your life, huh? Gotta be careful. I might not be there next time. Oh, and Logan - stay away from my girl.



Movie: Under Siege(1992)


Jordan Tate:
You're not a cook.

Casey Ryback:
Yeah, well... I also cook.



Movie: Bad Boys(1983)


Mick O'Brien:
I killed your little brother, but he's dead because you didn't stick up for him.



Today's Movie News

HBO, Winfrey's production company reaches deal - Times and Democrat

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 04:36:00 GMT
NEW YORK - HBO and Oprah Winfrey's production company say they have reached an exclusive three-year deal to develop movies and miniseries. Winfrey's company, Harpo Films, had been ...

Oprah taking production company to HBO, leaving ABC - Newsday

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 07:56:00 GMT
Oprah Winfrey is ending a long-term relationship with ABC by taking her production company to HBO for a three-year deal to make movies, documentaries and TV series. Kate Forte ...

Carrie Underwood to sing at People's Choice Awards - ksl.com

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 10:27:00 GMT
LOS ANGELES (AP) - The People's Choice Awards says Carrie Underwood will perform at its 35th annual ceremony next month. The awards show, airing Jan. 7 on CBS, will be hosted by ...

Give me Lines from Movies now!

Movie: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory(1995)


Penn:
Not mace, sweetheart. Pepper spray. Sold to civilians.


[snatches canister from Sarah]

Penn:
But once you get used to it...



[sprays some into his mouth]

Penn:
...it just clears the sinuses!



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Roy Walley:
Well, somebody better explain, or there'll, uh... there'll be a lot of explaining to do.



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Grunt:
[Door opens to many enemies] Arbiter go first, ha ha.



Movie: Babylon 5: A Call to Arms (TV)(1999)


President John Sheridan:
Those who command the Excalibur will never stop, never give up, never slow down, until a cure is found. We will take any help we can get, wherever and whoever it comes from. Because this is a cause that surpasses borders and differences and distrust. This is a mission about the survival of Earth itself. What we do over the next five years, here and at home, and across the darkness of between the stars will determine the whether an entire world will live or die. It's a fight we can't afford to lose and we won't. We won't!



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


Dave McFly:
[kissing George McFly on the head] See ya later, Pop. Whooo, time to change that oil.



Today's Movie News

Four Holidays - New Zealand Herald Blogs

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:22:00 GMT
Verdict : A star-studded cast does its best to save a shambolic mess. Vince Vaughn starred in 2007's disappointing Fred Claus. Unfortunately, the experience didn't put him off ...

Kirk Douglas becomes MySpace's oldest celebrity blogger - Daily Telegraph

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 08:18:00 GMT
Douglas, the father of actor Michael Douglas, became a major star in the 1950s and has long been considered part of Hollywood royalty. The Spartacus actor began blogging in March ...

Dark Knight' makes AFI best list - Mydesert.com

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 08:53:00 GMT
LOS ANGELES — The Batman epic “The Dark Knight,” the political biopic “Milk” and the gritty drama “The Wrestler” were among critical favorites that landed on the ...