Check out these Quotations:

Movie: Quest for Glory IV: Shadows of Darkness (VG)(1994)


Nikolai:
Anna... Have you seen Anna?



Movie: The One(2001)


[after seeing Yulaw run past a squad car]

Police Officer:
Holy shit! He's doin' fifty!



Movie: The Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew(1983)


[Bob and doug are on stand, in the courtroom]

Bob McKenzie:
I do.

Doug McKenzie:
I do.

Bob McKenzie:
I guess we're married Clark.

Doug McKenzie:
Oh.


Bob McKenzie:
Where's the honeymoon?

The Judge:
Order, Order.

Bob McKenzie:
Gimmie a toasted back bacon, hold the toast

Doug McKenzie:
Don't make me laugh, eh.

The Judge:
I remind you not to speak, until you are spoken to.

Bob McKenzie:
He's startin' to sound like the old man, soon he'll be sending me out for beers.


[Doug Snorts out the bullets in his nose]



Movie: Keeping Up with the Steins(2006)


Irwin Fiedler:
Well hello there, Mister nose-picker man!



Movie: Daredevil(2003)


Father Everett:
[to Matt] And I'm not too keen on the costume, either.



Movie: Palindromes(2004)


'Mark' Aviva Victor:
I know. I believe you because pedophiles love children.



Latest Movie News

Receta sexual de Harrassment

Sun, 27 May 2007 13:16:00 +0000
Esto es una receta que tienta para Harrassment sexual, con el whisky
canadiense real de la corona, el licor de la almendra del amaretto, la
ginebra del endrino, el jugo anaranjado y el jugo de piña. la ginebra
canadiense real del endrino del licor el 1/2 onza de la almendra del
amaretto del whisky el 1/2 onza de la corona del 1/2 onza jugo
anaranjado de 3/4 onza jugo de piña de 3/4 onza vierte todos los
ingredientes en una lata que se mezcla con hielo. Sacudida y tensión.
* El jugo de piña es opcional. Servicio ...

On Movies: (The Philadelphia Inquirer)

Sun, 16 Mar 2008 08:46:16 GMT
Steven Rea's "On Movies" column does not appear today. Read his blog, "On Movies Online," at http://go.philly.com/onmovies.

Weekend! Movies: Now Playing (Portland Tribune)

Sun, 16 Mar 2008 09:21:00 GMT
Movies with a * are recommended. ‘The Black Dahlia’ (R) Brian De Palma’s film, based on the James Ellroy novel, is a convoluted story of dirty cops, damaged dames, crooked politicians and murder, adapted for the screen in such a way that every detail is whisked on and off ...

Receta del eje

Sun, 27 May 2007 17:53:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta apetitosa para el eje, con el licor
anaranjado de Aperol, la ginebra y el vino blanco chispeante. 3 el
terraplén anaranjado de la ginebra del cl del licor 3 de Aperol del
cl con el vino blanco chispeante vierte Apoerol y el hielo excesivo de
la ginebra en un cristal del highball. Revuelva. Llene del vino blanco
chispeante. Sirva en un cristal de Highball.

Today's Quotes:

Movie: "1 vs. 100"(2006)


[repeated line]

Bob Saget:
Do you want the money... or do you want The Mob?



Movie: Osmosis Jones(2001)


Thrax:
What is that nasty smell?

Drix:
Cherry. Wild cherry. Now let her go.

Thrax:
Why? So you can ice me again?

Osmosis:
No, so I can!



Movie: Abilene Town(1946)


Sherry Balder:
Oh, Dan, if you care anything about me at all, take me away.

Dan Mitchell:
Sherry, I... I wouldn't be any good to you running away. Being afraid would take half the fun out of life for me.



Movie: The Dam Busters(1955)


Barnes Wallace:
You know, there's such a very thin dividing line between inspiration and obsession that sometimes it's very hard to decide which side we're really on.



Movie: Uncommon Valor(1983)


Col. Cal Rhodes:
We'll need transportation... preferably four-wheel drive.

Wilkes:
Buy it or "borrow" it?

Col. Cal Rhodes:
Steal the fucker!



Latest Movie News

Viacom Incorporated

Sun, 16 Mar 2008 17:34:00 GMT
Hartford Courant - DreamWorks Animation SKG Inc. chief executive Jeffrey Katzenberg promised a "new era" in moviegoing this week, as Hollywood studios prepared a huge slate of 3-D movies for theaters ...

Profanity in PG movies: Less cursing means more money (The Olympian)

Sat, 15 Mar 2008 10:51:21 GMT
LAS VEGAS - A new study by The Nielsen Co. found that PG-rated movies with the least profanity made the most money at the U.S. box office.

Revealed: Air New Zealand's mile-high pay gap

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:56:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - I remember feeling the pain when I see the others being able to go out to party, while we don't even have enough money for movies and McDonald's.

Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who! (2008) (New York Times)

Sun, 16 Mar 2008 17:18:15 GMT
The most popular movies among NYTimes.com readers. What distinguishes “Horton Hears a Who!” from the other recent Dr. Seuss film adaptations —“How the Grinch Stole Christmas” and “The Cat in the Hat,” in case you need reminding — is that it is not one of the worst movies ever made.

Give me Quotations now!

Movie: Zatôichi(2003)


Shinkichi:
I have to say, it's incredible. You really look like a woman! Does make-up make men beautiful?

Geisha Seitaro 'Osei' Naruto:
It doesn't work on everyone. It depends on the face!




Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)


Baby Bonnie "B.B" Hood/Bulleta:
I've lost my way. Seriously!



Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Corpral Kuniski:
Hello Grandfather!

Laker Armsby (standing in a grave):
Foreigners?

Corpral Kuniski:
Polish. Corpral Kuniski.

Laker Armsby:
Kuniski? Well, that's not your fault, son, is it?



Movie: Uprising (TV)(2001)


Simha 'Kazik' Rotem:
You are all under arrest, put down your weapons and return immediately to the Umschlagplatz!



Movie: The Painted Veil(2006)


[while Walter and Kitty are out at the Chinese Opera with Charlie and Dorothy Townsend]

Charlie Townsend:
Are you enjoying it?

Kitty Fane:
I've never seen anything like it.

Charlie Townsend:
Every gesture has a meaning. See how she covers her face with the cloth? She is mourning her misfortune.


Kitty Fane:
What happened to her?

Charlie Townsend:
She was sold into slavery. Condemned to a life of drudgery and dispair in a strang land far from home. See the chains? They represent the heavy bondage of her poor, trapped soul from which there is no escape, and so she weeps. She weeps for the lively, vivacious girl she one was, the lonely woman she has become... an most of all... she weeps for the love she'll never feel, for te love she'll never give.

Kitty Fane:
Is that really what she's saying?

Charlie Townsend:
Actually I haven't a clue what she's on about. I don't speak Chinese.

Charlie Townsend, Kitty Fane:
[laughs]



Movie: Tank(1984)


Sheriff Buelton:
Ok Sambo, Ok... You win this one... But there's more than one way to skin a cat.

Sfc. Ed Tippet, Provost Marshal's Office:
You better believe there is, Jim.



Movie: The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D(2005)


Lavagirl:
Hot lava... Hot lava...


[Lavagirl starts melting, turning into lava]



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


[as Jason is mooning them, looking for his shoes]

Mathesar:
Commander, standing here in your presence is the greatest honor we could ever have hoped to achieve in our lifetimes.

Jason Nesmith:
Thanks, I really appreciate it... Could you guys look for another shoe?



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Arbiter:
[after the Arbiter captures the Index, Keyes, and Sgt. Johnson] Excellent work, Arbiter! The hierarchs will be pleased!

Arbiter:
The icon is my responsibility.

Tartarus:
*Was* your responsibility. Now, it is mine. A bloody fate awaits you and the rest of your incompetent race, and I, Tartarus, chieftain of the Brutes, will see to it.

Arbiter:
When the Prophets learn of this, they will take your head!

Tartarus:
*When* they learn? Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Fool! They ordered me to do it.



Movie: The Odd Couple(1968)


Gwendolyn Pigeon:
It's like Equatorial Africa on our side of the building.


Cecily Pigeon:
Well, last night it was so bad, Gwen and I sat there in Nature's own cooling ourselves in front of the open fridge. Can you imagine such a thing?

Oscar Madison:
Well, I'm working on it.


[laughter from the ladies]

Gwendolyn Pigeon:
Actually, it's impossible to get a night's sleep. Ces and I really don't know what to do about it.

Oscar Madison:
Why don't you sleep with an air conditioner?

Gwendolyn Pigeon:
Well, we haven't got one.

Oscar Madison:
I know, but we have.



[more peals of laughter from the ladies]



Latest Movie News

Born-again political lightweight

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:18:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - He used to go to the movies "but I was still thinking about work. When I'm puffing up a hill or concentrating on my tango steps, I'm not thinking about politics.

Chinese flight attendant battles to return to NZ

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:03:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - I remember feeling the pain when I see the others being able to go out to party while we don't even have enough money for movies and McDonald's," she told the Weekend Herald

Chinese flight attendant battles to return to NZ

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:03:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - I remember feeling the pain when I see the others being able to go out to party while we don't even have enough money for movies and McDonald's," she told the Weekend Herald