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Movie: The Tailor of Panama(2001)


Harry Pendel:
Oh, yes. The lies. Very, very sorry about the lies. Louisa, I never did work in Saville Row, did I? Not as such. I learned the tailoring in prison. I burned down my Uncle Benny's warehouse to help him out. And then when I done my time, Uncle Benny, he gives me my portion, sends me out here so I can't get into trouble. I pretended he was Arthur Braifwaite. You see, lying's what we do in prison, luv. It's instead of love, really. You tell a thing the way it ought to be because that's so much better than how it is. Well, it's that bad. If you follow me.

Louisa Pendel:
Why didn't you just tell me from the start?

Harry Pendel:
[sobbing] Because I fell in love with you, my princess, and I knew that I wasn't good enough for you. Not as I stood.

Louisa Pendel:
Harry, you are such a fool.

Sarah Pendel:
[Coming downstairs] Dad, you promised to tell me a story. Where were you?

Harry Pendel:
Oh, Sarah, I'm so sorry.


Sarah Pendel:
No need to cry about it, Dad.

Mark Pendel:
[Coming downstairs] Hi, Dad.

Sarah Pendel:
Hi, Mum.

Harry Pendel:
What do you want me to do?

Louisa Pendel:
What do I want you to do? What you always do.


[pregnant pause]

Louisa Pendel:
Make breafast.


Mark Pendel:
Can we have pancakes?



Movie: Vagrant Story (VG)(2000)



Ashley Riot:
Reinforcements? I am the reinforcements.



Movie: Vengeance Valley(1951)


[first lines]

Hewie:
I got a story to tell - a yarn about cow country, cow punchers and men. I was workin' for the Strobie Ranch, a trade of worn leather and saddle blisters and brandin' irons. A trade with some song, some fun and some luck. It was as good a job as a man could ask for. Lonely sometimes and cold - so much distance you'd have thought you'd never get back - but for me, a young kid, it was a fine time. Memories are mostly good. You're up on top of the world where the air is clean and thin - the only sound is the wind in the pines.



Movie: Bad Boys II(2003)


Mike Lowery:
Ok look, we're a partnership, but we're a partnership with boundaries. We got a new rule. From now on you can't say the word flaccid to me. This is our little ?boundary box?. We're gonna take the word flaccid and put it in there with my mom's titties and your erection problem and we gonna close this box and we gonna throw this bitch in the ocean. And the only way that you can get to this box is you gotta be motherfuckin' Jacques Cousteau.



Movie: Dai-Rantô Smash Brothers Deluxe (VG)(2001)



Yoshi:
Yoshi



Movie: The Abominable Dr. Phibes(1971)


Inspector Trout:
Somebody is using these ancient biblical curses to kill everyone associated with the Phibes' operation. But, I mean: the husband's dead, there's no children, it all happened ages ago - so who the hell are we looking for?



Movie: One Hundred and One Dalmatians(1961)


Truck Driver:
[sees Cruella driving like a maniac] Hey, lady! What in thunder are you tryin' to do? Crazy woman driver!



Movie: Ma and Pa Kettle Back on the Farm(1951)


Ma Kettle:
Pa, you're lazier than that old hound dog we used to have.

Pa Kettle:
Which one?


Ma Kettle:
The one that used to lean against the wall when she barked.



Movie: Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe(1991)


Sheriff Sharp:
So what are you doing for Christmas?

Deputy White:
Well, I was going to go home to see my parents but they don't like me very much.

Sheriff Sharp:
Sure they do.

Deputy White:
Anyways I got a lot of work to catch up on. I'm going to stay in town. I'll clean my guns or something.



Movie: Once Upon a Time in America(1984)


Bercovicz & Co. hearse:
Why go on living when we can bury you for $49.50?



Movie: I Am Dina(2002)


Jacob:
[Dina is drinking and laughing with sailormen. Her husband tries to get her attention] Dina... Dina. Dina!


sailor:
Pardon me, I think that your father wishes to have a word with you.



Movie: Adventures of Don Juan(1948)


Catherine:
But how long will you love me?

Don Juan:
Sweet lady, love is not measured in terms of time, only in ecstasy!



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Guy Ritchie's Nike deal

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Old movies are good medicine for sick children (Los Angeles Times)

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 05:43:36 GMT
Sisters collect DVDs and donate them to pediatric hospital wards. What started as a Los Angeles family's creative way to dispose of a box of old movies has grown into a project that helps sick children cope with their illnesses.

Today's Lines from Movies:

Movie: Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe(1991)


Father:
So what makes you think you can locate my 4-by-4?

Abraxas:
My box has VD, trust me.

Mother:
Your what?

Abraxas:
VD. Vibrational Detection.



Movie: Open Range(2003)


Charley Waite:
[burying Mose and Tig] Be right to say some words.


Boss Spearman:
You want to speak with the man upstairs, go on and do it. I'll stand right here and listen, hat in hand, but I ain't talking to that son or a bitch. And I'll be holding a grudge for him letting this befall a sweet kid like Mose.

Charley Waite:
Well, he sure as hell wasn't one to complain. Woke with a smile, seemed like he could keep it there all day. Kind of a man that'd say 'good morning' and mean it, whether it was or not. Tell you the truth, Lord, if there was two gentler souls in this world, I never seen 'em. Seems like old Tig wouldn't even kill birds in the end. Well, you got yourself a good man and a good dog, and I'm inclined to agree with Boss here about holding a grudge against you for it. I guess that means Amen.



Movie: Uptown Girls(2003)


Molly Gunn:
The last time I saw my mom and dad, I was eight going on nine... eight years, six months, and three days... almost as old as you are. They were going on tour and leaving me behind for the first time, because they didn't want me missing any more school, and they came to my room to say goodbye and I wouldn't open the door, so they left. I fell asleep and then the next thing I know, my nanny was waking me up in the middle of the night telling me their plane had crashed.

Lorraine Schleine:
You're lucky... that you were mad. See, when you're mad you don't miss people and if you stay mad, it's like you never knew them at all... that way you don't have to feel sucky about it... You were lucky...

Molly Gunn:
I wasn't mad, I was confused... everyone was talking, talking, talking at me and I couldn't understand a word they were saying, and then their voices became a blur and soon I couldn't even recognize their faces; they were like these blobs and they started to grow fangs and their eyes became green and I knew I had to run away. So I packed my knapsack, got on the train, and looked up at the map and decided I wanted to live on Coney Island. I thought it would be... you know... a real island. That I thought I could hide there like Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Fin, but imagine my surprise... The teacups were the only ride they would let me on by myself, so I got on it and I started spinning around and 'round and 'round. But I feel like I am still there... spinning 'round and 'round and 'round... and the ride won't stop... You were right, Ray, I am scared. But you're scared too. You're scared as I am and I thought that maybe if we could go together...



Movie: Tales of Symphonia (VG)(2003)


Lloyd Irving:
Efreet! If we wake up Efreet, we'll sever the mana flow!

Raine Sage:
No, it's Sylph. How many times do I have to tell you that?

Regal Bryant:
I can see the education level in Sylvarant matches the status of the world.

Lloyd Irving:
[blushing] Uh... I guess you can say that!

Presea Combatir:
Lloyd... That was not a compliment!



Movie: One Froggy Evening(1955)


Michigan J. Frog:
[singing] Everybody do the Michigan Rag / everybody likes the Michigan Rag / every Mame and Jane and Ruth / from Weehawken to Duluth / slide, ride, glide the Michigan / stomp, romp, pomp the Michigan / jump, clump, pump the Michigan Rag / that lovin' rag.



Movie: Onegin(1999)


Evgeny Onegin:
You interpret my heart, my nature, as you wish to believe it. In truth, I have no secret longing to be saved from myself.



Movie: Jackass: The Movie(2002)


Bam Margera:
[from extended footage, on phone] How much does Rake hate mustard?


[to cameraman]

Bam Margera:
This is Rake's mom and she says I wouldn't be able to have children in my future.




Movie: Half Baked(1998)


Thurgood Jenkins:
[voice over, in reference to weed] You can get this stuff at little corner stores called "bodegas." Say it with me,


["BO-DE-GAS" appears on the screen]


Thurgood Jenkins:
Bodegas. Yes, very good.



Movie: Kangaroo Jack(2003)


Louis:
[as a kangaroo] You know what, Sal? You were right about him. Chicken blood!


Sal Maggio:
Smell it on his father. Smell it on him. Chicken blood.

Kangaroo Jack:
Oy! Chicken blood!

Louis, Sal, & Kangaroo Jack:
Chicken blood! Chicken blood! Chicken blood!



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Miyagi:
[Miyagi returns from fishing as Daniel is painting the house] Oh, miss spot.

Daniel:
What spot? Hey, how come you didn't tell me you were goin' fishing?

Miyagi:
You not here when I go.

Daniel:
Well, maybe I wanted to go, you ever think of that?

Miyagi:
You karate training.


Daniel:
I'm *what*? I'm bein' your goddamn *slave* is what I'm bein' here man, now c'mon we made a deal here!

Miyagi:
So?

Daniel:
So? So, you're supposed to teach and I'm supposed to learn! For 4 days I've been bustin' my ass, and haven't learned a goddamn thing!

Miyagi:
You learn plenty.

Daniel:
I learn plenty, yeah, I learned how to sand your decks maybe. I washed your car, paint your house, paint your fence. I learn plenty!

Miyagi:
Ah, not everything is as seems...

Daniel:
Oh, bullshit! I'm goin' home, man!


[Daniel turns to walk away]


Miyagi:
Daniel-san! Daniel-san!

Daniel:
What?

Miyagi:
Come here.



Movie: F/X2(1991)


Leo McCarthy:
Rollie, tell me those aren't the real medallions.

Rollie Tyler:
Yeah, I swithced 'em.

Leo McCarthy:
Rollie you dumb bastard, the mob wasn't stealing them, they were returning them, to the Vatican.

Rollie Tyler:
Nobody told me.



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Old movies are good medicine for sick children (Los Angeles Times)

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 05:43:36 GMT
Sisters collect DVDs and donate them to pediatric hospital wards. What started as a Los Angeles family's creative way to dispose of a box of old movies has grown into a project that helps sick children cope with their illnesses.

Quotes:

Movie: The One(2001)


[first lines]

Narrator:
There is not one universe. There are many: A multiverse. We have the technology to travel between universes, but travel is highly restricted and policed. There is not one you. There are many. Each of us exists in present time, in parallel universes. There was balance in the system, but now a force exists who seeks to destroy the balance so he can become The One.



Movie: The Addams Family(1991)


Morticia:
Gomez.


Gomez:
Querida?

Morticia:
Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again!



Movie: Old School(2003)


Mitch:
Wow. Cheese. Is that you?

Dean Pritchard:
Hello, Mitch. Bernard. I see you guys haven't changed much.

Beanie:
Who's this guy?

Mitch:
Beanie, you remember Cheese, Rodney's kid brother?

Dean Pritchard:
Actually, my name's not Cheese anymore. It's Gordon Pritchard.


Beanie:
Oh yeah. Cheeeeeese. Yeah, didn't we lock you in a dumpster one time?

Dean Pritchard:
Yea, I got out.

Beanie:
Cool man. Good. Glad you did.



Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)


Cal Naughton, Jr.:
So when you say psychosomatic, you mean like he could start a fire with his thoughts?



Movie: Vegas Vacation(1997)


Marty:
You don't know when to quit, do ya Griswold?... Here's an idea: Why don't you give me half the money your were gonna to bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day!



Movie: O Brother, Where Art Thou?(2000)


[about to be hung]

Ulysses Everett McGill:
It ain't the law!


Sheriff Cooley:
The law? The law is a human institution.



Movie: The Taming of the Shrew(1967)


Katherina:
Of all things living, a man's the worst!



Movie: The Abominable Dr. Phibes(1971)


Dr. Anton Phibes:
Where can we find two better hemispheres, without sharp north, without declining west? My face in thine eye, thine in mine appears, and true plain hearts do in thee faces rest. Within twenty-four hours, my work will be finished, and then, my precious jewel, I will join you in your setting. We shall be reunited forever in a secluded corner of the great elysian field of the beautiful beyond!



Movie: Hair(1979)


Sheila, Jeannie:
[in song] Gliddy glup goopy, nibby nabby noopy la la la lo lo. Sabba sibby sabba, nooby abba nabba le le lo lo. Tooby ooby walla, nooby abba nabba. Early morning singing song.



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