Give me Quotes now!

Movie: Madea's Family Reunion(2006)


Ruby:
Take me outside, I want to see my family.



Movie: Major League II(1994)


Jake Taylor:
Rube, you look at Playboy all the time, don't you?

Rube Baker:
I don't just look at it. I read the articles.

Jake Taylor:
Sure you do.


Rube Baker:
I do. I especially like it when they mention the girls' interests, like Betsy loves surfing.

Jake Taylor:
You even memorize them?

Rube Baker:
Yep. I guess I do.

Jake Taylor:
Bingo.



Movie: Babylon 5: A Call to Arms (TV)(1999)


President John Sheridan:
Those who command the Excalibur will never stop, never give up, never slow down, until a cure is found. We will take any help we can get, wherever and whoever it comes from. Because this is a cause that surpasses borders and differences and distrust. This is a mission about the survival of Earth itself. What we do over the next five years, here and at home, and across the darkness of between the stars will determine the whether an entire world will live or die. It's a fight we can't afford to lose and we won't. We won't!



Movie: The Omen(1976)


Young nanny:
Look at me, Damien! It's all for you.



[she jumbs off a roof, hanging herself]



Movie: Under Fire(1983)


Woman in refugee camp:
[looking at picture of dead Alex Grazier on TV] Did you know the man who was killed?


Claire:
[she nods 'yes']

Woman in refugee camp:
Fifty thousand Nicaraguans have died and now a Yankee. Perhaps now America will be outraged at what has happened here.

Claire:
Perhaps they will.

Woman in refugee camp:
Maybe we should have killed an American journalist fifty years ago.



Movie: Babe: Pig in the City(1998)


The Pitbull:
[during jelly bean distribution to the hungry animals] Thank the pig.



Movie: Tales from the Hood(1995)


Billy:
You quit because you're a pussy.

Strom:
You're a goddamn pussy.



Movie: Bad Company(1972)


Big Joe:
I'll tell ya boys... I'm the oldest whore on the block.



Today's Movie News

Going to the movies is still a bargain - Los Angeles Times

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 11:16:00 GMT
In Berkeley circa 1971, a weekend matinee at the local movie house cost about a buck. Ten-year-old Projector, flush with his $5 weekly allowance, could catch "Willy Wonka & the ...

Estilo de Doggy en la receta de la playa

Tue, 05 Feb 2008 00:27:00 +0000
Esto es una receta divina para el estilo de Doggy en la playa, con ron
del coco de Malibu, el licor de Hpnotiq, el licor de Bols Curacao y la
soda azules 7-Up. 1 ron del coco de la soda el 1/2 onza Malibu del
chapoteo 7-Up licor azul de 1/4 onza Bols Curacao licor de 3/4 onza
Hpnotiq agrega todos los ingredientes (excepto 7-Up) a una coctelera
de coctel con algunos cubos del hielo, sacudida bien, ...

Take your dog to the movies (The Desert Sun)

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:23:11 GMT
Paws & Hearts, a nonprofit therapy dog organization, will have a "Take your dog to the movies" event Wednesday at Cinemas Palme d'Or, 72-840 Highway 111.

Threat of an actors strike boosts movie production - East Valley Tribune

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 08:10:00 GMT
LOS ANGELES - Feature film production in the Los Angeles area jumped 11 percent in the first three months of the year as studios moved to get ahead of a possible actors strike ...

Digital 3-D brings opera to the movies (The News-Press)

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:23:54 GMT
More and more studios are making 3-D movies, said Karen Lane, spokeswoman for Regal Entertainment Group.

Straight to the Movie Quotes ...

Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Quellek:
Are you enjoying your Kep-mok blood ticks, Dr. Lazarus?

Sir Alexander Dane:
[disgusted] Just like mother used to make.



Movie: Uprising (TV)(2001)


Simha 'Kazik' Rotem:
You are all under arrest, put down your weapons and return immediately to the Umschlagplatz!



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Mathesar:
We were hoping you could come with us. Our people have no commander.


Commander Peter Quincy Taggart:
Mathesar, I think your people have a great commander, sir.


[salutes him]



Movie: Darkman(1990)


Julie Hastings:
If you're not going to kill me... I have things to do.




Movie: Major Dundee(1965)


Capt. Benjamin Tyreen:
[the command comes across a troop of French cavalry] Congratulations, Major. It seems like you've found yourself a real war after all.



Movie: UHF(1989)


George Newman:
I need a drink.

Bob:
You don't drink.

George Newman:
Yeah, but I've been meaning to start.



Movie: Zardoz(1974)


[first lines]

Arthur Frayn:
I am Arthur Frayn, and I am Zardoz. I have lived 300 years, and long to die. But death is no longer possible, I am immortal. I present now my story - full of mystery and intrigue. Rich in irony, and most satirical. It is set deep within a possible future, so none of these events have yet occurred. But they may! Be warned, lest you end as I. In this tale I am a fake god by occupation, and a magician by inclination. Merlin is my hero! I am the puppet master. I manipulate many of the characters and events you will see. But I am invented too for your entertainment and amusement. And you, poor creatures, who conjured you out of the clay? Is God in showbusiness too?



Movie: Back to the Future Part II(1989)


Marty McFly:
Are you two related?

Biff Tannen:
[knocking on Marty's head] Hello? Hello? Anybody home? What do you think? Griff just called me Grandpa for his health?



Movie: Dane Cook: Vicious Circle (TV)(2006)


Dane Cook:
You need to open up your soul and have a weep-a-thon.



Movie: Date Movie(2006)


Nicky:
Just thinking about the honeymoon makes me all tingly and everything. Like a lot.



Latest Movie News

AP Business NewsBrief at 6:20 a.m. EDT - CNBC

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 10:12:00 GMT
NEW YORK (AP) _ Wall Street has so far had a mostly subdued reaction to corporate earnings released in the past few weeks, but that could be about to change. Just about halfway ...

The Death of Mr. Lazarescu (New York Times)

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 11:41:05 GMT
The most popular movies among NYTimes.com readers.

AP Business NewsBrief at 6:20 a.m. EDT - CNBC

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 10:12:00 GMT
NEW YORK (AP) _ Wall Street has so far had a mostly subdued reaction to corporate earnings released in the past few weeks, but that could be about to change. Just about halfway ...

Marathi movies would be shown in 'Bharatmata' theatre (New Kerala)

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:07:32 GMT
Mumbai, Apr 25: 'Bharatmata' theatre at Lalbaugh in central Mumbai will not be demolished and it would screen only Marathi movies, Minister of state for Urban Development Rajesh Tope informed the Maharashtra Legislative Assembly today.

Receta fría del irlandés

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 06:01:00 +0000
Esto es una receta deliciosa para el irlandés frío, con espresso, el
whisky irlandés, el licor de café, la crema irlandesa, el helado y
el jarabe simple. 1 jarabe simple de la rociada licor de café
irlandés irlandés de la crema el 1/2 onza del helado de la cucharada
del whisky 1 de 1 onza el 1/2 onza espresso frío de 3 onzas agrega
todos los ingredientes a un mezclador con 4 tazas de hielo machacado.
Mezcle hasta que es liso. Vierta en el parfait ...

Here are the Quotations ...

Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


[last lines]


Prof. Charles Xavier:
[after credits] Hello, Moira.

Dr. Moira MacTaggart:
Charles?



Movie: Vanity Fair(2004)


Miss Matilda Crawley:
Keep your toadying until I get to a fire. You can suck up all you wish once I'm warm.



Movie: The Magdalene Sisters(2002)


[last lines]

Rose:
I'll write to you.

Bernadette:
Grand.


Rose:
Good luck.



Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Marty the Zebra:
[whispering] It's the man!



Movie: Under Siege(1992)


Jordan Tate:
You're not a cook.

Casey Ryback:
Yeah, well... I also cook.



Movie: Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man(1951)


Lou Francis:
[about graduating] This is the happiest day of my life, how did I ever graduate?

Bud Alexander:
[whispering] I slipped the guy twenty bucks. Now keep quiet.



Movie: Quiz Show(1994)


Mark Van Doren:
What these books have conclusively proven is that the diffence between men and women is exactly 38 pages.


Man 1:
Can I quote you, Mark?

Mark Van Doren:
Not before I quote me.

Dorothy Van Doren:
His own quotes are his greatest pleasure.

Man 2:
Did you hear the market dropped 30 points today. There's a rumor Eisenhower died.

Dorothy Van Doren:
How could they tell?

Mark Van Doren:
Oh, please. Don't get Dorothy started on politics. There'll be a raid.



Latest Movie News

Death of Mr. Lazarescu (New York Times)

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 11:41:15 GMT
The most popular movies among NYTimes.com readers. Despite a total lack of vocal talents, Ken Maynard has been credited with inaugurating the "Singing Cowboy" western back in the very early 1930s.

Going to the movies is still a bargain - Los Angeles Times

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 11:16:00 GMT
In Berkeley circa 1971, a weekend matinee at the local movie house cost about a buck. Ten-year-old Projector, flush with his $5 weekly allowance, could catch "Willy Wonka & the ...