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Movie: UHF(1989)


George Newman:
Hey, kids. Where y'wanna go?


[dead silence]

George Newman:
That's right. To Uncle Nutzy's Clubhouse. And boy-oh-boy, are we gonna have big fun today. We're gonna have so much fun, we'll forget about how miserable we are, and how much life sucks, and how we're all gonna grow old and die someday.


Little Weasle:
I wanna go home.

George Newman:
Shut up, you little weasel!


[beat]

George Newman:
Okay. Right now I'd like to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It's a sad, depressing story about a pathetic coyote who spends every waking moment of his life in the futile pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner who *mocks* him and *laughs* at him as he's repeatedly *crushed* and *maimed*! Hope you'll *enjoy* it!



Movie: Out Cold(2001)


Doorman:
Get outta here!

Pig Pen:
I'm gonna take Kung-Fu and kick you're friggen ass! We'll have the party at our place... We don't need their fancy-smancy shit and their blue ropes!


[Pig Pen and Anthony run back to the door and grab the blue ropes]



Movie: Major Dundee(1965)


Capt. Benjamin Tyreen:
How many men do you need?

Maj. Amos Dundee:
Twenty. Good ones.

Capt. Benjamin Tyreen:
Until the Apache is taken or destroyed - only that?

Maj. Amos Dundee:
Agreed.

Capt. Benjamin Tyreen:
If it's... too rich for you... hang us now, and be done with it.

Maj. Amos Dundee:
I might just hang you and that Injun from the same tree, Ben.

Capt. Benjamin Tyreen:
You'll play hell getting it done, Amos!




Movie: Gandhi(1982)


Kinnoch:
With respect, Mr. Gandhi, without British administration, this country would be reduced to chaos.

Gandhi:
Mr. Kinnoch, I beg you to accept that there is no people on Earth who would not prefer their own bad government to the good government of an alien power.

Brigadier:
My dear sir! India *is* British. We're hardly an alien power!


[silence]



Movie: Nadia (TV)(1984)


Stefania Comaneci:
If you do anything to ruin this for her...

Gheorge Comaneci:
For *her*, Stefania? For *her*?




Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)


Josh Howard:
They way I figure it is like this: the eleven of us cats against this one city...?



Movie: Mafia: Lost Heaven (VG)(2002)


Thomas 'Tommy' Angelo:
Hey, you Dick?

Big Dick:
Dick? My name's BIG Dick!

Thomas 'Tommy' Angelo:
Aha, sure... I got this package from Lucas, Dick!

Big Dick:
Great, anyone tail you?

Thomas 'Tommy' Angelo:
I don't think so, no.


Big Dick:
Yeah? Then who are those guys?


[Points to a couple of men with Tommyguns coming right at them]

Thomas 'Tommy' Angelo:
Shit!

Big Dick:
So, show 'em what you got.

Thomas 'Tommy' Angelo:
You too, Big Dick!



Movie: Under Siege(1992)


William Strannix:
I got tired of coming up with last minute desperate solutions to impossible problems created by other fucking people.

Casey Ryback:
All of your ridiculous pitiful antics aren't gonna change a thing. You and me, we're *puppets* in the same sick game. We serve the same master, and he's a lunatic and he's ungrateful. But there's nothing we can do about it. You and me, we're the same.

William Strannix:
Oh, no. No. No. No. There's a difference, my man. You have faith. I don't!


[a knife fight erupts between them]



Movie: Quest for Glory IV: Shadows of Darkness (VG)(1994)


Katrina:
You're alive! Only one person has ever walked from that cave before!



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Movie: Madea's Family Reunion(2006)


Ruby:
Take me outside, I want to see my family.



Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


[last lines]


Prof. Charles Xavier:
[after credits] Hello, Moira.

Dr. Moira MacTaggart:
Charles?



Movie: Zardoz(1974)


[first lines]

Arthur Frayn:
I am Arthur Frayn, and I am Zardoz. I have lived 300 years, and long to die. But death is no longer possible, I am immortal. I present now my story - full of mystery and intrigue. Rich in irony, and most satirical. It is set deep within a possible future, so none of these events have yet occurred. But they may! Be warned, lest you end as I. In this tale I am a fake god by occupation, and a magician by inclination. Merlin is my hero! I am the puppet master. I manipulate many of the characters and events you will see. But I am invented too for your entertainment and amusement. And you, poor creatures, who conjured you out of the clay? Is God in showbusiness too?



Movie: The Gamers (V)(2002)


Rogar, The Barbarian:
Am I still unconscious?



Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Corpral Kuniski:
Hello Grandfather!

Laker Armsby (standing in a grave):
Foreigners?

Corpral Kuniski:
Polish. Corpral Kuniski.

Laker Armsby:
Kuniski? Well, that's not your fault, son, is it?



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Roy Walley:
Well, somebody better explain, or there'll, uh... there'll be a lot of explaining to do.



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