Today's Movie Quotations:

Movie: Orgazmo(1997)


Ben Chapelski:
I tell ya, Joe, there's nothing sadder than a sad Japanese man.




Movie: Undersea Kingdom(1936)


[first lines]


[flexing muscles during a Naval Academy physical]


Crash Corrigan:
How 'bout it, Doc. Do you think I'll live?

Navy Doctor [Ch. 1]:
You look kind of weak and puny, but I think you'll pull through.



Movie: Halifax f.p: Hard Corps (TV)(1994)


Jane Halifax:
So, how are you?

Kevin Tate:
Fine. It's the rest of the world that's crazy!



Movie: Daredevil(2003)


[Elektra is reading]


Matt Murdock:
Excuse me, could you tell me where I could find some honey?

Elektra [not looking up]:
It's right in front of you.

Matt Murdock:
You're going to need to be a little more specific.

Elektra:
What are you...

Matt Murdock:
Blind? Yeah.



Movie: Bad Company(1972)


[Drew and Jake are about to enter a life of crime... ]


Jake Rumsey:
Say, how'd that Jane Eyre turn out?

Drew Dixon:
Oh, fine, fine.


[To bank patrons]

Drew Dixon:
Stick 'em up.



Latest Movie News

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Top 10 Movies: 'Iron' is gold - Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

Mon, 05 May 2008 04:10:00 GMT
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Straight to the Movie Quotations ...

Movie: The Painted Veil(2006)


Kitty Fane:
[about Wan Xi] I had no idea you had so much affection for her.

Waddington:
What makes you think I do?

Kitty Fane:
I can see it in your eyes. I wonder what she sees in you.

Waddington:
[In Chinese] What do you see in me?

Wan Xi:
[to Waddington] You're a good man.


Waddington:
She says I'm a good man.

Kitty Fane:
As if a women has ever loved a man for his virtue.



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Bernadette:
Believe me, Bob, these days gentlemen are an endangered species. Unlike bloody drag queens who just keep breeding like rabbits.



Movie: Vanity Fair(2004)


Becky Sharp:
I'll manage.

Rawdon Crawley:
Won't you just. There never was a woman that could manage like you, Becky Sharp.



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Grunt:
[Door opens to many enemies] Arbiter go first, ha ha.



Movie: Our Lips Are Sealed(2000)


Maddie:
[in the WPP as Mormons] Attention! Attention everyone! We're part of the witness protection program!



Movie: Kalifornia(1993)


Early Grayce:
Some day me and Adele be walking down the road and we'll see your book and we'll buy it and put it on our coffee table.



Movie: Babylon 5: A Call to Arms (TV)(1999)


President John Sheridan:
Those who command the Excalibur will never stop, never give up, never slow down, until a cure is found. We will take any help we can get, wherever and whoever it comes from. Because this is a cause that surpasses borders and differences and distrust. This is a mission about the survival of Earth itself. What we do over the next five years, here and at home, and across the darkness of between the stars will determine the whether an entire world will live or die. It's a fight we can't afford to lose and we won't. We won't!



Movie: Uomo puma, L'(1980)


Kobras:
You cannot escape me! You can no longer jump into space! Because you are made of earth! And to earth, you shall return!



Movie: Velvet Goldmine(1998)


Mandy:
I don't think I have what you're looking for.

Arthur:
I think you do, actually.

Mandy:
Oh, yeah? what makes you say that?

Arthur:
That smile for one thing.

Mandy:
Well, smiles lie.

Arthur:
Exactly.



Movie: Unhinged(1982)


Terry Morgan:
A lot of really weird things are going on round here!... Breathing, strange sounds, your Mother, now faces at the window... I can't stand it!



Today's Movie News

Actor Tom McCarthy happy he can direct movies on his terms (Deseret Morning News)

Sun, 04 May 2008 18:40:37 GMT
Like a lot of actors, Tom McCarthy wants to direct films. The difference is, he actually does direct when he can.

Fake Web profiles helped seduce young girl, court told - Stuff

Fri, 02 May 2008 22:29:00 GMT
A Melbourne man who lured an underage American girl into an online relationship asked her to join him in a suicide pact after police started investigating him, an Australian court ...

TV movies list from Channels (Akron Beacon Journal)

Sun, 04 May 2008 05:45:36 GMT
Here is the continuation of this week's movies list from the Beacon Journal's Channels television guide: Son of Fury ♥♥ (1942) Tyrone Power. Cheated 1700s duke finds Polynesia fortune and returns. FOXM Tuesday, 10 a.m.

Complex 'Redbelt' is a Can’t Miss film - MSNBC

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After Iron Man, Marvel mulls next superhero movie - Stuff

Fri, 02 May 2008 22:29:00 GMT
One big variable is who does the distribution. When its financing deal was announced in summer 2005, Marvel said the deal "guarantees distribution for 10 films" through Paramount ...

Straight to the Quotes ...

Movie: Damien: Omen II(1978)


Paul Buher:
Do you know what exactly I do for Thorn Industries?

Damien Thorn:
Not really, Sir.

Paul Buher:
You should. You should know everything about the Thorn business. After all it will be yours one day.

Damien Thorn:
And Mark's!

Paul Buher:
And Mark's. Of course.



Movie: Major Dundee(1965)


Sgt. Chillum:
[about the children they have rescued from the Apache] Doesn't look like the gut-shuckers been feedin' 'em much.

Wiley:
You ever seen a fat Apache?

Sgt. Chillum:
I ain't yet!



Movie: The Odd Couple(1968)


Chambermaid:
[to Felix as he walks by] Goodnight.

Felix Ungar:
Goodbye.



Movie: One Good Turn(1931)


Old lady:
[Ollie shoves Stan through the door] What on earth is the matter?

Oliver:
Madam, my one-time friend Mr. Laurel has a confession to make.

Old lady:
Confession?

Oliver:
Yes. He's the one who stole your money and left you at the mercy of that villain!

Old lady:
There must be some mistake.

Oliver:
There's no mistake. It's all too true. Why I caught him red handed.

Old lady:
There hasn't been any money stolen. We were just rehearsing a play for the community players.



[laughs]

Oliver:
[after long pause; nervously twiddles his tie] I must have made a faux pas.


[laughs; Stan proceeds to beat Ollie up]



Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)


Walter:
[last lines to Lisa] Still think I have gorgeous eyes?



Movie: Office Space(1991)


Milton Waddams:
Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass...

Mexican Waiter:
Lo siento mucho, senor.



[Under his breath]

Mexican Waiter:
Pinche gringo.

Milton Waddams:
[as the waiter walks away] And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this whole resort down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt.



Today's Movie News

The suit makes 'Iron Man' - Sun-Journal

Sun, 04 May 2008 08:08:00 GMT
These comic-book movies, they all start the same, with that montage of Marvel animated heroes. They all end the same. You know what I'm talking about. But darned if "Iron Man" isn ...

Dogs have a nose for pirate movies, music (AFP via Yahoo! News)

Fri, 02 May 2008 22:49:07 GMT
They're black, wear yellow coats and have a nose for pirate movies and music: meet Lucky and Flo, two Labradors trained to sniff out not drugs or explosives, but the polycarbonate contained in DVDs and CDs.

Stephen Timpe/Egypt Today - Egypt Today

Sun, 04 May 2008 12:25:00 GMT
WHEN TAMER Habib’s first film Sahar El-Layali (Sleepless Nights) opened in cinemas in 2003, critics and audience alike pegged it as a turning point for Egyptian cinema. Although ...

Ford: 'Serious message movies aren't entertaining' (world entertainment news via Yahoo! UK & Ireland News)

Sun, 04 May 2008 09:25:39 GMT
Movie star Harrison Ford refuses to take part in movies with messages - because he fears they're not entertaining enough.