Today's Quotes:

Movie: Adaptation.(2002)


John Laroche:
Look, I'll tell you a story, all right? I once feel deeply, profoundly in love with tropical fish. Had 60 goddamn fish tanks in my house. I skin dived to find just the right ones. Then one day I say fuck fish. I renounce fish. I vow never to set foot in that ocean again. That's how much fuck fish.



Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.

Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.

Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?

Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.

Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?


Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!

Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.

Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...

Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?

Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.



Movie: Halloween H20: 20 Years Later(1998)


Sarah:
Okay Charlie, no sex kinks till I've eaten.



Movie: Vanity Fair(2004)


Becky Sharp:
I'll manage.

Rawdon Crawley:
Won't you just. There never was a woman that could manage like you, Becky Sharp.



Movie: Tau man ji D(2005)


Itsuki Tachibana:
[to himself about his dad, who left the gas station behind to look after Bunta's car] That sucks. He's not young anymore. He's so irresponsible, leaving his business like this. What's gonna happen to me if it goes bankrupt? It's good that I've been living on my own, or else, I wouldn't be this chubby.



Movie: The Painted Veil(2006)


Kitty Fane:
[about Wan Xi] I had no idea you had so much affection for her.

Waddington:
What makes you think I do?

Kitty Fane:
I can see it in your eyes. I wonder what she sees in you.

Waddington:
[In Chinese] What do you see in me?

Wan Xi:
[to Waddington] You're a good man.


Waddington:
She says I'm a good man.

Kitty Fane:
As if a women has ever loved a man for his virtue.



Movie: Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man(1951)


Lou Francis:
[about graduating] This is the happiest day of my life, how did I ever graduate?

Bud Alexander:
[whispering] I slipped the guy twenty bucks. Now keep quiet.



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


[Bobby is about to face Daniel in the semifinals]

Kreese:
Bobby. I want him out of commission

Bobby:
But Sensei I can beat this guy.

Kreese:
I don't want him beaten.

Bobby:
But I'll be disqualified.


Kreese:
Out of commission.



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Grunt:
[Door opens to many enemies] Arbiter go first, ha ha.



Movie: Our Little Girl(1935)


Molly Middleton:
You were almost late, Daddy.

Dr. Donald Middleton:
Almost never won first prize. Say, where do you want us to sit?

Molly Middleton:
Oh, as if you didn't know.

Dr. Donald Middleton:
No, honestly, I've forgotten.

Molly Middleton:
You've forgotten where we sit when we picnic at Heaven's Gate? Oh, Daddy! Have you forgotten, too, Mommy? Do I have to tell you?

Elsa Middleton:
Afraid so.

Molly Middleton:
Right over there, where we always sit every May and September.




Movie: Back to the Future Part II(1989)


Marty McFly:
Are you two related?

Biff Tannen:
[knocking on Marty's head] Hello? Hello? Anybody home? What do you think? Griff just called me Grandpa for his health?



Today's Movie News

Cuban Assassin recipe

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:17:00 +0000
A exquisite recipe for Cuban Assassin, with Bacardi 151 rum, Green Chartreuse and Tabasco sauce.

1/2 oz Bacardi 151 rum
1/2 oz Green Chartreuse
5 dashes Tabasco sauce

Pour Bacardi 151 rum into a shot glass.
Add chartreuse, then 5 or 6 dashes of tabasco sauce, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Dorothy Buchanan

Tue, 08 Jan 2008 22:15:00 GMT
SOUNZ - Her work for the New Zealand Film Archive from 1984 carried on the family tradition begun by her maternal grandmother Molly Clarke, who played piano for silent movies on the West Coast in the early ...

Movie Quotations:

Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Marine:
Yes, that's why they call it a breastplate.



Movie: Zatôichi(2003)


Shinkichi:
I have to say, it's incredible. You really look like a woman! Does make-up make men beautiful?

Geisha Seitaro 'Osei' Naruto:
It doesn't work on everyone. It depends on the face!




Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Mathesar:
We were hoping you could come with us. Our people have no commander.


Commander Peter Quincy Taggart:
Mathesar, I think your people have a great commander, sir.


[salutes him]



Movie: Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le(2001)


Old Man at the Two Windmills:
Still, true love does exist.

Suzanne, Owner Two Windmills bar:
I know. After 30 years behind a bar, I'm an expert. I'll even give you the recipe. Take two regulars, mix them together and let them stew. It never fails.




Movie: The R.M.(2003)



Humu:
[Humu is a *very* large Tongan exchange student] Dude! Your fiance is *hot*.

Jared:
You speak English?

Humu:
Better than Tongan, actually.

Jared:
But... but...

Humu:
Hey, look, man, no offense, but all your mom ever talks about is food storage and Relief Society centerpieces. To avoid an awkward conversation, I just had to eat. Heck, I was a "buck-eighty" when I first got here. Ha ha!



Movie: Jack Smith and the Destruction of Atlantis(2006)


Andy Warhol:
[speaking of Jack Smith] The only person I would ever copy. He's just so terrific, and I think he makes the best movies.




Movie: Van Helsing(2004)


Van Helsing:
Bless me father for I have...

Cardinal Jinette:
Sinned! Yes, I know. You're very good at it. You shattered the Rose Window.

Van Helsing:
Well, not to split hairs, but it was Mr. Hyde who did the shattering.


Cardinal Jinette:
Thirteenth century. Over six hundred years old! I wish you a week in hell for that.

Van Helsing:
It would be a nice reprieve.

Cardinal Jinette:
Don't get me wrong. Your results are unquestionable, but your methods attract far too much attention. Wanted posters. We are not pleased.

Van Helsing:
Do you think I like being the most wanted man in Europe? Why don't you and the order do something about it?

Cardinal Jinette:
Because we do not exist.

Van Helsing:
Well then neither do I.

Cardinal Jinette:
When we found you crawling up the steps of this church, half dead, it was clear to all of us that you had been sent to do God's work.

Van Helsing:
Why can't He do it Himself?



Movie: Out for Justice(1991)


Detective Gino Felino NYPD:
Anybody seen Richie? Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Quellek:
Are you enjoying your Kep-mok blood ticks, Dr. Lazarus?

Sir Alexander Dane:
[disgusted] Just like mother used to make.



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Aunt Edna:
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.

Cousin Eddie:
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?

Clark:
Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?

Cousin Eddie:
About fifty-two thousand dollars.



Movie: Backdraft(1991)


Lt. Steven McCaffrey:
You go. We go.



Latest Movie News

Directors Guild names best directors of '07

Tue, 08 Jan 2008 23:34:00 GMT
Stuff - The DGA represents the directors of movies and television programs, and annually its awards are a key indicator of which films may compete for the Oscars.

James Costigan, 81; won Emmys for writing TV movies (Los Angeles Times)

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:17:24 GMT
James Costigan, one of the bright lights of TV's golden age of drama in the 1950s and the Emmy Award-winning writer of the prestigious 1970s TV movies "Love Among the Ruins" and "Eleanor and Franklin," has died. He was 81.

Banana Punch #2 recipe

Mon, 30 Apr 2007 13:42:00 +0000
A heavenly recipe for Banana Punch #2, with water, sugar, bananas, orange juice, lemonade, pineapple juice and ginger ale.

1 qt ginger ale
3 1/2 cups sugar
46 oz pineapple juice
5 mashed bananas
6 cans frozen lemonade concentrate
6 cans frozen orange juice concentrate
7 cups water

Boil water and sugar for 5 minutes.
Cool and add the remaining ingredients except ginger ...]

Thurman to testify in stalker trial

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:17:00 GMT
ONE News - ... of Chicago and, until his arrest, was pursuing a master's degree at Mills College in Oakland, California, his lawyer said. Thurman has appeared in nearly 40 films including both Kill Bill movies and ...

Jager Drop recipe

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:07:00 +0000
A tasteful recipe for Jager Drop, with Jagermeister herbal liqueur, Monster energy drink and Red Bull energy drink.

1 oz Red Bull energy drink
2 oz Monster energy drink
4 oz Jagermeister herbal liqueur

Pour all ingredients into a cocktail shaker.
Stir.
Pour into shot glasses for serving.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Give me Quotations now!

Movie: VeggieTales: Lord of the Beans (V)(2005)


Billboy Baggypants:
Today is my twelvety twoth birthday. I'm twice as tall as half of you and half as short as twice of you.



Movie: Velvet Goldmine(1998)


Mandy:
I don't think I have what you're looking for.

Arthur:
I think you do, actually.

Mandy:
Oh, yeah? what makes you say that?

Arthur:
That smile for one thing.

Mandy:
Well, smiles lie.

Arthur:
Exactly.



Movie: The United States of Leland(2003)


Leland:
And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.



Movie: Under Fire(1983)


Woman in refugee camp:
[looking at picture of dead Alex Grazier on TV] Did you know the man who was killed?


Claire:
[she nods 'yes']

Woman in refugee camp:
Fifty thousand Nicaraguans have died and now a Yankee. Perhaps now America will be outraged at what has happened here.

Claire:
Perhaps they will.

Woman in refugee camp:
Maybe we should have killed an American journalist fifty years ago.



Movie: U Turn(1997)


Jake McKenna:
A man with no ethics is a free man.



Movie: Halloween III: Season of the Witch(1982)


Betty Kupfer:
[about Mr. Cochran] Do you know he's one of the richest men in the country? And he got that way selling cheap gags and Halloween masks. Oh God, there's hope for us yet.



Movie: The Opposite of Sex(1998)


Jason Bock:
If I save one kid from getting butt-fucked, from having his ass totally reamed until it looks like the Lincoln Tunnel and he can't stand up for three weeks, then maybe all of this is worth... something. Teachers everywhere have to learn that no means no... at least until we've dropped out.



Movie: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory(1995)


Penn:
Not mace, sweetheart. Pepper spray. Sold to civilians.


[snatches canister from Sarah]

Penn:
But once you get used to it...



[sprays some into his mouth]

Penn:
...it just clears the sinuses!



Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Marty the Zebra:
[whispering] It's the man!



Movie: Vanity Fair(2004)


Miss Matilda Crawley:
Keep your toadying until I get to a fire. You can suck up all you wish once I'm warm.



Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Wallet Guy:
There's gotta be a fucking five in here somewhere.



Movie: Bad Company(1972)


Big Joe:
I'll tell ya boys... I'm the oldest whore on the block.



Latest Movie News

Paramount may jump ship in HD battle

Tue, 08 Jan 2008 23:20:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - Viacom's Paramount, among the last of the big Hollywood studios still releasing movies on Toshiba's next generation DVD format exclusively, has a clause in its contract that allows it to exit the ...

Thurman to testify in stalker trial

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:17:00 GMT
ONE News - ... of Chicago and, until his arrest, was pursuing a master's degree at Mills College in Oakland, California, his lawyer said. Thurman has appeared in nearly 40 films including both Kill Bill movies and ...

Carmine recipe

Tue, 08 Jan 2008 09:50:00 +0000
A great recipe for Carmine, with Campari bitters and Jose Cuervo margarita mix.

1/2 oz Campari bitters
1/2 oz Jose Cuervo margarita mix

Pour Campari into a shot glass until half-full.
Fill to the top with margarita mix, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Sloe Comfortable Screw Watching a Sunrise recipe

Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:59:00 +0000
A enticing recipe for Sloe Comfortable Screw Watching a Sunrise, with Plymouth gin, vodka, Southern Comfort peach liqueur, grenadine syrup and orange juice.

1 dash grenadine syrup
1 oz Plymouth gin
1/2 oz Southern Comfort peach liqueur
1/2 oz vodka
4 oz orange juice

Cover the bottom of a highball glass with a thin layer of grenadine, then fill the ...]