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Middle East comes alive in the movies - Star-ecentral.com

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 01:48:00 GMT
Instability in the Middle East seems to be perpetual news fodder and it has been that way for most of the last hundred years. Even after scrolling through history books and Wikipedia pages trying to make sense of it all, there are so many different ...

Devil Films

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 03:00:56 +0000
Devils film isn’t about hell.  It wasn’t funded or produced by the devil.  It’s not a trick to get people to sin.  It isn’t even a film.  It’s a film company.  Hard core X-rated films.  That’s pornography.
Devil Films
Devils film started out 15 years ago.  The company makes hard core films.  The company considers itself a ...]

Mobile phone giants dial up entertainment in growth bid: analysts - Kerala Next

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 06:27:00 GMT
SINGAPORE - Mobile phone giants are going beyond their traditional role as handset makers by offering entertainment and lifestyle content to help grow revenues amid tough competition, analysts say. Mobile phone sales are expected to decline worldwide ...

Camera plan irks bar owners - Detroit News

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 05:58:00 GMT
BISMARCK, N.D . -- Authorities in a small North Dakota coal mining town want bar owners to install surveillance systems after a rash of brawls that some people liken to those seen in John Wayne's western movies. Bar owners in the town of Center say ...

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Movie: Tales from the Hood(1995)


[Martin Moorehouse has just transformed Newton into a mural]

Martin Moorehouse:
Welcome - to MY world!



Movie: Abilene Town(1946)


Dan Mitchell:
The opinion in town is... you won't last long.

Hannaberry:
The opinion here is... we will.






Movie: Half-Life: Opposing Force (VG)(1999)


Sgt. Barnes:
As you can see, you are not dead.





Latest Movie News

Six films old - Business Standard

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 23:03:00 GMT
How long does it take for an actor to become automatically associated with low-key but high-quality cinema? Abhay Deol is just six films old (the seventh, Dev D , releases next month), he’s played the lead in most of these, and there isn’t a weak ...

Sundance: Two movies and a mood swing - Hollywood Insider

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 21:23:00 GMT
I never did get to watch Cold Souls yesterday. Sundance is like that: You make plans to see Movie X and Movie Y, and you wind up at Movie P and Movie Q, and the digression proves unexpectedly worthwhile. In the case of my back-to-back screenings of ...

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Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
I can't believe this. I cannot believe this.

Miyagi:
What?

Daniel:
What you just got me into in there.


Miyagi:
Huh?

Daniel:
You said you were going to make things better for me.

Miyagi:
But I did.

Daniel:
How?

Miyagi:
How? Just saved you two months beating.

Daniel:
Oh great now I really have something to look forward to.



Movie: Bachelor Party(1984)


Rick Gassko:
Attention, passengers, we are now leaving Nun Central and are beginning our journey to Hell and beyond. The captain has turned off the "no smoking" sign, and you may now move about the cabin freely.


[Kids start screaming, reading Playboy, and gambling]

Rick Gassko:
Thank you for being Catholic, and for choosing the Saint Gabriel's School Bus.



Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)


Danny:
Wanna play Stratego?

Walter:
No, you always cheat at board games.

Danny:
But you can't even cheat at Stratego!

Walter:
Trust me, you'll find a way.




Movie: Halloween(1978)


Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
I have a feeling that you're way off on this.


Dr. Sam Loomis:
You have the wrong feeling.

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
You're not doing very much to prove me wrong!

Dr. Sam Loomis:
What more do you need?

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
Well, it's going to take a lot more than fancy talk to keep me up all night crawling around these bushes.

Dr. Sam Loomis:
I- I- I watched him for fifteen years, sitting in a room, staring at a wall, not seeing the wall, looking past the wall - looking at this night, inhumanly patient, waiting for some secret, silent alarm to trigger him off. Death has come to your little town, Sheriff. Now you can either ignore it, or you can help me to stop it.

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
More fancy talk.



Movie: Uprising (TV)(2001)


Simha 'Kazik' Rotem:
You are all under arrest, put down your weapons and return immediately to the Umschlagplatz!



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Quellek:
Are you enjoying your Kep-mok blood ticks, Dr. Lazarus?

Sir Alexander Dane:
[disgusted] Just like mother used to make.



Movie: Unforgiven(1992)


[Little Bill tells the real story of English Bob's gunfight]

Little Bill Daggett:
First off, Corky Corcoran never carried two guns. Though he should have.

W.W. Beauchamp:
But... no, no, he was called "Two-Gun Corcoran."

Little Bill Daggett:
Well, a lot of people did call him "Two-Gun" but it wasn't on account of him sporting two pistols. It was because he had a dick that was so big it was longer than the barrel of that Walker Colt he carried.




Movie: Wagons East(1994)


James H. Harlow:
[drunk] We leave at dawn... noon-ish.




Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Mathesar:
We were hoping you could come with us. Our people have no commander.


Commander Peter Quincy Taggart:
Mathesar, I think your people have a great commander, sir.


[salutes him]



Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Corpral Kuniski:
Hello Grandfather!

Laker Armsby (standing in a grave):
Foreigners?

Corpral Kuniski:
Polish. Corpral Kuniski.

Laker Armsby:
Kuniski? Well, that's not your fault, son, is it?



Movie: Waiting for Guffman(1996)


Corky St. Clair:
People don't like to have fire poked, poked in their noses.



Latest Movie News

ND town wants to record drinkers to prevent brawls - KSTP

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 20:47:00 GMT
(AP) BISMARCK, N.D. - Authorities in a small North Dakota coal mining town want bar owners to install surveillance systems after a rash of brawls that some people liken to those seen in John Wayne’s Western movies. Bar owners say the cameras would ...

“Vampire in Brooklyn” Quotation

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 15:46:00 +0000
Maximillian:
Julius is afraid that Maximillian wants to feed on him. Max pulls a bit of Tony the gangster out of his teeth] “I just had Italian.”

Julius Jones:
Hey, man, my pops always said the quickest way to a woman’s heart - the church.

Maximillian:
It’s actually through the ribcage, but that’s a bit messy.





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Quotation from the 2003 Movie “One of Them”

Sat, 17 Jan 2009 23:33:00 +0000
Zander:
Hey, Charlene. Glad to see I’m not the only one stuck here for vacation.

Charlene:
Nope. Sharon’s here too.

Zander:
I thought she was leaving this morning.

Charlene:
Yeah, she was. It was weird, her parents called like three in the morning and cancelled their trip. Oh, hey… did you hear about the car accident people?

Zander:
Yeah, they’re down in the infirmary.

Charlene:
Any ...]

“The Taking of Beverly Hills” Quotation

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 07:14:00 +0000
Boomer Hayes:
Benitez has crashed his tank into a swimming pool] Touchdown, asshole!

Benitez:
It’s only half-time, my friend. Half-time!

Robert Masterson:
Signing a song from the ‘Christmas Carol’ musical] Thank you very much! Thank you very much! It’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever done for me!

Boomer Hayes:
That’s enough of this sh*t! I’m not playing defense anymore!

Ed Kelvin:
On why he ...]

Today's Movie Quotes:

Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
Wouldn't a fly swatter be easier?

Miyagi:
Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.

Daniel:
Ever catch one?


Miyagi:
Not yet.



Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.

Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.

Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?

Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.

Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?


Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!

Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.

Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...

Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?

Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.



Movie: Madea's Family Reunion(2006)


Ruby:
Take me outside, I want to see my family.



Movie: X-Men(2000)


Wolverine:
You going to tell me to stay away from your girl?

Cyclops:
If I had to do that, she wouldn't be my girl.

Wolverine:
Well, then I guess you've got nothing to worry about, do ya, Cyclops?

Cyclops:
It must burn you up that a boy like me saved your life, huh? Gotta be careful. I might not be there next time. Oh, and Logan - stay away from my girl.



Movie: Madonna: Truth or Dare(1991)


Madonna:
[after learning Toronto police will arrest her if she simulates masturbation on-stage] Last time I was on tour, Sean was in jail. I guess it's my turn.



Movie: C'était le 12 du 12 et Chili avait les blues(1994)


Chili:
Dad said heaven was like the police. You need your Grade 10 diploma to get in.



Movie: Zatôichi(2003)


Shinkichi:
I have to say, it's incredible. You really look like a woman! Does make-up make men beautiful?

Geisha Seitaro 'Osei' Naruto:
It doesn't work on everyone. It depends on the face!




Movie: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory(1995)


Penn:
Not mace, sweetheart. Pepper spray. Sold to civilians.


[snatches canister from Sarah]

Penn:
But once you get used to it...



[sprays some into his mouth]

Penn:
...it just clears the sinuses!



Movie: Date Movie(2006)


Nicky:
Just thinking about the honeymoon makes me all tingly and everything. Like a lot.



Movie: U Turn(1997)


Jake McKenna:
A man with no ethics is a free man.



Movie: Baby's Day Out(1994)


Eddie:
[Baby Bink just got a way from the villains again ater many times, but this time by crawling into a small sewer tunnel] No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?

Norby:
Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh - -...

Veeko:
Tollbooth at the end.

Eddie:
Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?



Today's Movie News

Sundance Day 3: Idols and lovers - Boston Globe

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 21:01:00 GMT
Quick hits: "Just came from " 500 Days of Summer ," which is a prototype Sundance flick -- a coming-of-age indie romance with hip young stars (Zooey Deschanel, Joseph Gordon-Leavitt), a hipper soundtrack (Regina Spektor sings over the opening credits ...

Six films old - Business Standard

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 20:33:00 GMT
How long does it take for an actor to become automatically associated with low-key but high-quality cinema? Abhay Deol is just six films old (the seventh, Dev D , releases next month), he’s played the lead in most of these, and there isn’t a weak ...

Quotation from the 2003 Movie “One of Them”

Sat, 17 Jan 2009 23:33:00 +0000
Zander:
Hey, Charlene. Glad to see I’m not the only one stuck here for vacation.

Charlene:
Nope. Sharon’s here too.

Zander:
I thought she was leaving this morning.

Charlene:
Yeah, she was. It was weird, her parents called like three in the morning and cancelled their trip. Oh, hey… did you hear about the car accident people?

Zander:
Yeah, they’re down in the infirmary.

Charlene:
Any ...]

Movie Quotation: Vampire in Brooklyn

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 19:29:00 +0000
Anthony:
after his boss shoots Maximilian] Hey, he’s no fun, he fell right over.

Maximillian:
after being shot] Interesting. I’ve been stabbed, and I’ve been hanged, and I’ve been burned. Even broken on the rack once, but I’ve never been shot before. Kind of itches a little!

Policeman with dog:
You people are ought to stay back! Killer here loves ...]

Devils Tower

Sat, 17 Jan 2009 23:27:38 +0000
The Devils Tower is prominently featured in the movie Close Encounters of the Third Kind.  It’s impossible not to recognize it.
Devils Tower
The main character has strange visions that feature Devils Tower.  He forms his mashed potatoes into something that looks like it.  Needless to say his family is alarmed.  His efforts to create the mountain ...]