Movie Quotations:

Movie: The Karate Kid, Part III(1989)


[the Cobras are pulling Daniel/Jessica but stop about 95% of the way up so they can get the application]


Daniel Larusso:
Hey! Pull us up!

Snake:
First give us the application.

Daniel Larusso:
No! I'll give it to you when we get up there.

Mike Barnes:
[lets Jessica fall for 1/2 second. She's fallen 5 feet]

Daniel Larusso:
All right! All right!


[gives it to Snake]

Daniel Larusso:
Here.


Mike Barnes:
Check it out.

Snake:
[does] It's cool.

Mike Barnes:
[points at Daniel lecturing] You back out of this and this will seem like a pretty nice dream compared to what we all will do to you... and her.



Movie: Oscar(1991)


[Poole is Mr. Provolone's grammar instructor]

Snaps:
Mornin', Doc!

Dr. Thornton Poole:
Mr. Provolon-e. Where are those G's?

Snaps:
[slaps money bag] In here.



Movie: S.O.B.(1981)


[after placing Felix's corpse in the back seat of a convertible]


Dr. Irving Finegarten:
He'd be less conspicuous if he had his eyes open.

Ben Coogan:
He'd be less conspicuous if he was back in his box!



Movie: Bad Boys(1983)


Julie Mott:
I don't eat flesh.


Marcus Burnett:
Say what?

Julie Mott:
That's flesh that you're shoveling into your mouth. You know, that was, like, a living, breathing creature. You know, it probably had a name.

Marcus Burnett:
It's just bologna. My bologna has a first name.



Movie: Baby Take a Bow(1934)


Larry Scott:
Say, how 'bout going to the movies with us tonight?

Kay 'Funny Face' Ellison:
Oh, thanks, but we can't leave Shirley.

Larry Scott:
They're showing 10,000 years in Sing-Sing at the Cameo.

Eddie Ellison:
Gee, what a long stretch!

Jane Scott:
They say it's awful funny.

Eddie Ellison:
Not for my dough.

Larry Scott:
Well, come on, Jane. We'll be late.

Eddie Ellison:
Say, Larry, what's your hurry? If you miss three or four years, it don't make any difference.


Kay 'Funny Face' Ellison:
Have a good time.

Larry Scott:
Thanks. Sorry you won't come with us. So long.

Kay 'Funny Face' Ellison, Eddie Ellison, Jane Scott:
Good-bye.

Eddie Ellison:
Oh. Hey, Larry.

Larry Scott:
Yeah?

Eddie Ellison:
We've got to be on the job early in the morning. Stop by for me, and we'll dunk a couple of doughnuts.

Larry Scott:
Right.

Eddie Ellison:
And say, let me know what the guy did to get 10,000 years.



Movie: Addams Family Values(1993)


Gary:
Yes indeed, Bambi.

Becky:
Lassie Come Home.

Gary:
The Little Mermaid.

Wednesday:
Stoppit.

Joel:
He's only a child.



Movie: October Sky(1999)


Roy Lee:
What's an auk?

O'Dell:
It's a bird that don't fly.


Roy Lee:
You mean like a parakeet?



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Baso recipe

Sat, 05 May 2007 17:20:00 +0000
Here is a exquisite recipe for Baso, with Captain Morgan Original spiced rum, lime, Goldschlager cinnamon schnapps, lime juice, grapefruit juice and club soda.

1 shot Captain Morgan Original spiced rum
1 slice lime
1 splash club soda
1/2 shot Goldschlager cinnamon schnapps
3/4 shot lime juice
top with grapefruit juice

Add ingredients to a shaker with ice.
Shake vigorously, strain into ...]

Marvin Hagler recipe

Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:39:00 +0000
This is a enjoyable recipe for Marvin Hagler, with Hennessy cognac, Tuaca citrus liqueur and pineapple juice.

1 splash pineapple juice
1/2 oz Hennessy cognac
1/2 oz Tuaca citrus liqueur

Combine cognac, tuaca and pineapple juice with ice in a cocktail shaker.
Shake, strain and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

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Movie: The Vals(1982)


[In jail]

Prostitute:
Looks like we got ourselves some genuine Valley Girls in here. What are you in for, tootsies? Shoplifting? Or perhaps talking on the phone too long? Maybe you forgot to empty your kitty's litter box?



Movie: Vacancy(2007)


David Fox:
[on the tapes] This looks like a library of classics.



Movie: Quatre cents coups, Les(1959)


Prostitute #1:
I saw a police station in a movie. It was cleaner.

Prostitute #2:
I once saw a dirtier one.


Prostitute #3:
And I, a more cheerful one.



Movie: Magnificent Obsession(1935)


Dr. Robert Merrick:
Take back to the cook and tell her that if she brings back again, I'm gonna buy this hospital and fire her and everybody else in it. I want some decent breakfast.

Nurse:
It's the same breakfast we serve all the patients.

Dr. Robert Merrick:
Yeah, but I am "The Special".



Movie: Earthquake(1974)


Stewart Graff:
Sweet Christ...



Movie: Waiting for Guffman(1996)


Dr. Pearl:
I'm walking on air... you know... this is a sensation which is... forget it. When I became a dentist, I thought I was happy, but this...



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Straight to the Quotations ...

Movie: Valley of the Dolls(1967)


bar patron:
I wonder what happened to Neely O'Hara.


[snidely]

bar patron:
They SAY she had laryngitis.

Neely O'Hara:
[taking a drink - searching for a pill] WHO HAD LARYNGITIS?


Edward the Bartender:
We're closing now, Miss O'Hara.



Movie: Ma and Pa Kettle Back on the Farm(1951)


Ma Kettle:
Pa, you're lazier than that old hound dog we used to have.

Pa Kettle:
Which one?


Ma Kettle:
The one that used to lean against the wall when she barked.



Movie: Kalifornia(1993)


[Brian is talking about how killer shouldn't get the electric chair]

Brian Kessler:
The answer is primitive psychosis. Not the electric chair.

Brian's friend:
Yeah, that's great Brian. Unless it's your mother's head they find in the freezer.


Brian Kessler:
Yeah, but executing the killer would not bring my mother back now would it?

Carrie Laughlin:
Thank God.



Movie: Accattone(1961)


Scucchia:
There's room for all in the cemetary.



Movie: Kate & Leopold(2001)


[first lines]

Roebling:
Time. Time, it has been proposed, is the fourth dimension. And yet, for mortal man, time has no dimension at all. We are like horses with blinders, seeing only what lies before us. Forever guessing the future and fabricating the past.



Movie: Making 'Mercenary for Justice' (V)(2006)


Don E. FauntLeRoy:
[about Seagal] He's an Icon. The man is an Icon. I love to be around him, he's a good guy.




Movie: Take Her, She's Mine(1963)


man at LAX:
Scooby!


Mollie Michaelson:
Scooby-doo!



Movie: Universal Soldier(1992)


Woodward:
Colonel Perry. We killed an innocent man.

Colonel Perry:
What do you suggest we do, Woodward? Let that reporter run off with one of our UniSols?

Woodward:
We can't just cover this up. We have a moral obligation to tell the truth about this.

Colonel Perry:
I thought you were more clever than that, Woodward. This whole goddamn program is off the shelf. Do you really think for one second those wimps at the Pentagon... would allow the regeneration of dead soldiers, American soldiers?



Movie: On the Beach(1959)


Moira Davidson:
I wouldn't really mind... if you could forget entirely who I am... I don't like myself very much anyway.




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Camel Concoction recipe

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A delectable recipe for Camel Concoction, with vodka, Mountain Dew lime soda and grenadine syrup.

1 1/4 oz Mountain Dew lime soda
1 1/4 oz vodka
1 splash grenadine syrup

Mix vodka and Mountain Dew soda in a cocktail shaker with ice.
Strain into a shot glass.
Add a small splash of grenadine, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

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