Give me Quotes now!

Movie: East Side Story(1997)


Narrator:
What do you know about life there? What did anyone ever hear about except the grayness, the militarism, and the constant beating of propaganda?



Movie: Vegas Vacation(1997)


Rusty:
Isn't there legalized prostitution in Vegas?



Movie: The Tailor of Panama(2001)


Michelangelo 'Mickie' Abraxas:
You know what I would do if I were president of Panama?

Andrew 'Andy' Osnard:
What?

Michelangelo 'Mickie' Abraxas:
I'd shoot every fuck in this room.



Movie: On the Beach(1959)


Mary:
It's all over now, isn't it?


Peter:
Yes, it's all over.



Movie: The Addiction(1995)


Kathleen Conklin:
Essence is revealed through praxis. The philosopher's words, his ideas, his actions, cannot be separated from his value, his meaning. That's what it's all about, isn't it? Our impact on other egos.



Movie: Face/Off(1997)


[Sean Archer and Castor Troy, each wearing the other's face, meet]


Castor Troy:
It's like looking in a mirror. Only... not.



Movie: Mad Max(1979)


Goose:
See you on the road, skag. See you like we saw your friend, The Nightrider.

Johnny the Boy:
We remember The Nightrider! And we know who you are!



Movie: Madea Goes to Jail (V)(2006)


Madea:
Okay Toni, this is your problem... Madea told Toni to go upstairs... 13 stairs... and call 10 digits to get some help with her homework. Toni said she aint doin' it, set back on the couch, folded 2 of her arms and rolled 2 of her eyes. Madea grabbed Toni by 2 of her ankles, dragged her upstairs, hitting her head on every step. How many bruises will little Toni have by the time she gets to the emergency room at Grady Hospital?



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Straight to the Quotations ...

Movie: Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man(1951)


Dr. James C. Turner, Police Psychiatrist:
I know, you saw this man disappear into thin air. Do you always see things?


Lou Francis:
Only when my eyes are open.

Dr. James C. Turner, Police Psychiatrist:
Did you ever see somebody disappear before?

Lou Francis:
Yes sir, I have.

Dr. James C. Turner, Police Psychiatrist:
This may explain it, seeing things. When did this happen?

Lou Francis:
One day me and my brother were walking down the street... my brother disappeared.

Dr. James C. Turner, Police Psychiatrist:
Into thin air?

Lou Francis:
No, into a man hole.

Dr. James C. Turner, Police Psychiatrist:
How about voices? Do you ever hear strange voices?

Lou Francis:
Yes sir.


Dr. James C. Turner, Police Psychiatrist:
Aha, and when do you hear these strange voices?

Lou Francis:
When I get the wrong number on the telephone.



Movie: Waist Deep(2006)


O2:
Where's your bathroom? I gotta shit.



Movie: Queen of the Damned(2002)


Lestat:
I don't have time for this.

Jesse:
All a vampire has is time.

Lestat:
Not this one!



Movie: Addams Family Values(1993)


[At the police station after asking to arrest Debbie]

Gomez:
Has the planet gone mad? My brother... passion's hostage. I seek justice! Denied. I shall not submit! I shall conquer! I shall rise! My name is Gomez Addams, and I have seen evil!


[Grandma waves Pubert in the air]


Gomez:
I have seen horror!


[Lerch waves]

Gomez:
I have seen the unholy maggots which feast in the dark recesses of the human soul!

Morticia:
They're at camp.

Gomez:
I have seen all this officer. But until today, I have never seen... YOU!

Desk sergeant:
Hook him, book him, cook him. NOW!



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Movie: Daffy Dilly(1948)


Daffy Duck:
Now don't crowd, folks. Don't crowd.


[pause]


Daffy Duck:
Well, isn't anybody gonna crowd?



Movie: Kamikaze(2005)


The Woman:
Fuck this shit.



Movie: Orgazmo(1997)


Joe Young:
I am a bad, bad Mormon!



Movie: Abby Singer(2003)


Maybeline:
[to Migule Arteta about Jake Gyllenhaal] Why don't you direct him to love me.



Movie: Our Lips Are Sealed(2000)


Victoria:
Since when has she known how to surf?

Ashley Parker:
Since this scene apparently...



Movie: Jackie Brown(1997)


Ordell Robbie:
Try not to tear his clothes off, OK? They're new.



Movie: Y tu mamá también(2001)


Luisa:
Play with babies and you'll end up washing diapers!



Movie: Palacio Presidencial!(2004)


Federico Olive:
You can't tell anyone. If this gets out, my power base will be shaken, and the rebels will take hold!

General Estampo:
Who am I going to tell? I killed all my friends.



Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)


Susan:
Ricky Bobby is not a thinker! Ricky Bobby is a driver!


Ricky Bobby:
[pauses] Susan, I've never heard you talk like this before!



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Give me Quotations now!

Movie: Under Siege(1992)


Casey Ryback:
Another cold day in Hell.



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


[after the Blue Creatures have eaten Limpy]

Jason Nesmith:
Ok, here's the plan: first, Fred, we need a diversion to clear these things out of the compound, then Gwen, Alex, Fred and I go down to get the sphere. Any of those things come back Tommy, give a signal. Guy, you set up a perimeter.

Gwen DeMarco:
Why does this sound so familiar?

Tommy Webber:
"Assault on Voltarek III". Episode 81 I think.

Guy Fleegman:
We're doing episode 81?

Tommy Webber:
Whatever, the one with the hologram. The wall of fire.


Gwen DeMarco:
How the hell is Fred supposed to project a hologram?

Guy Fleegman:
We're doing episode 81, Jason?

Jason Nesmith:
It doesn't have to be a hologram, just a diversion.

Guy Fleegman:
Jason, are we doing episode 81 or not?

Jason Nesmith:
It's a rough plan, Guy, what does it matter if we're doing episode 81 or not?

Guy Fleegman:
BECAUSE I DIED... IN EPISODE 81!



Movie: Valley of the Dolls(1967)


Neely O'Hara:
"I have to get up at five o'clock in the morning and SPARKLE, Neely, SPARKLE!"



Movie: Taking Care of Business(1990)


Jewel Bentley:
That was the best safe sex I've ever had!

Jimmy Dworski:
That was the best sex I've had in 2 years, 11 months, 3 weeks and 5 days!



Movie: Quick Change(1990)


Loomis:
You aren't going to hit me again are you?

Grimm:
I haven't hit anybody since I was nine.

Loomis:
Yeah, but it was me you hit!



Movie: Wackiki Wabbit(1943)


[singing & repeating together]


Fat Castaway, Thin Castaway:
We're gonna have roast rabbit! We're gonna have roast rabbit!



Movie: Once Upon a Time in Mexico(2003)


Sands:
Belini... How long have you and I done business together? A long time. And in a way, I almost, could have the tiniest smidgen of respect for you. Almost. But you need to stop farting around. Now, do you have the information on Barillo or do you not?

Belini:
I have what you need. I'm just enjoying this temporary position of power. That make you nervous?

Sands:
You know that withholding vital information from a federal officer is a serious offence. Especially when that officer has paid handsomely for it and wouldn't think twice about ripping that patch off your eye hole and skull-fucking you to death.



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Straight to the Quotations ...

Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Wallet Guy:
There's gotta be a fucking five in here somewhere.



Movie: Uprising (TV)(2001)


Simha 'Kazik' Rotem:
You are all under arrest, put down your weapons and return immediately to the Umschlagplatz!



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Aunt Edna:
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.

Cousin Eddie:
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?

Clark:
Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?

Cousin Eddie:
About fifty-two thousand dollars.



Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)


Baby Bonnie "B.B" Hood/Bulleta:
I've lost my way. Seriously!



Movie: Tau man ji D(2005)


Itsuki Tachibana:
[to himself about his dad, who left the gas station behind to look after Bunta's car] That sucks. He's not young anymore. He's so irresponsible, leaving his business like this. What's gonna happen to me if it goes bankrupt? It's good that I've been living on my own, or else, I wouldn't be this chubby.



Movie: Zatôichi(2003)


Shinkichi:
I have to say, it's incredible. You really look like a woman! Does make-up make men beautiful?

Geisha Seitaro 'Osei' Naruto:
It doesn't work on everyone. It depends on the face!




Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Corpral Kuniski:
Hello Grandfather!

Laker Armsby (standing in a grave):
Foreigners?

Corpral Kuniski:
Polish. Corpral Kuniski.

Laker Armsby:
Kuniski? Well, that's not your fault, son, is it?



Movie: Darling(1965)


Diana Scott:
Imagine if...

Miles Brand:
What?

Diana Scott:
It took three.

Miles Brand:
Took three?

Diana Scott:
Sexes. To make a child.

Miles Brand:
Very entertaining.

Diana Scott:
Everything would be different, wouldn't it, quite different, with three sexes.

Miles Brand:
Haven't we got enough problems with two?




Movie: Baby's Day Out(1994)


Eddie:
[Baby Bink just got a way from the villains again ater many times, but this time by crawling into a small sewer tunnel] No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?

Norby:
Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh - -...

Veeko:
Tollbooth at the end.

Eddie:
Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?



Movie: Tales from the Hood(1995)


Billy:
You quit because you're a pussy.

Strom:
You're a goddamn pussy.



Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


[last lines]


Prof. Charles Xavier:
[after credits] Hello, Moira.

Dr. Moira MacTaggart:
Charles?



Movie: Dark Harbor(1998)


Alexis Chandler Weinberg:
Who do you think you are?

Young Man:
You know who I am.


[she smacks him]



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