Check out these Movie Quotes:

Movie: One Night in the Tropics(1940)


Costello:
He's gonna make a wonderful husband.

Abbott:
You don't even know what a husband is.


Costello:
A husband is what's left of a sweetheart after the nerve has been killed.





Movie: X2(2003)


Pyro:
I don't like awkward silences.


[he turns on the car radio, N Sync's "Bye Bye Bye" comes on]

Pyro, Wolverine, Bobby:
[groan] Awww...



Movie: October Sky(1999)


Roy Lee:
[after a rocket launch] Holy shit, it's headed for the mine.


[beat, then runs]



Movie: The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle(2000)


Narrator:
And so RBTV changed its name from Really Bad Television to Rocky and Bullwinkle Television.

Bullwinkle:
What's the difference?




Movie: X-Men: The Official Game (VG)(2006)


Sabretooth:
How'd you find me?

Wolverine:
Maybe if you bathe once in a while, I wouldn't be able to track you so easily.



Movie: Dark City(1950)


Danny Haley:
Playing cards with you two is like washing your feet with your socks on.




Movie: "1-800-Missing"(2003)


Jess Mastriani:
He's not a murderer.

FBI Agent Nicole Scott:
I'm not taking any chances with a man that's got five wives.





Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)


Danny:
You remember the day I went out for cigarettes and didn't come back? You must have noticed!



[goes to sit down]

Tess:
I don't smoke. Don't sit!



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Movie Quotations:

Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Wallet Guy:
There's gotta be a fucking five in here somewhere.



Movie: Uomo puma, L'(1980)


Kobras:
You cannot escape me! You can no longer jump into space! Because you are made of earth! And to earth, you shall return!



Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Corpral Kuniski:
Hello Grandfather!

Laker Armsby (standing in a grave):
Foreigners?

Corpral Kuniski:
Polish. Corpral Kuniski.

Laker Armsby:
Kuniski? Well, that's not your fault, son, is it?



Movie: Our Lips Are Sealed(2000)


Maddie:
[in the WPP as Mormons] Attention! Attention everyone! We're part of the witness protection program!



Movie: Zatôichi(2003)


Shinkichi:
I have to say, it's incredible. You really look like a woman! Does make-up make men beautiful?

Geisha Seitaro 'Osei' Naruto:
It doesn't work on everyone. It depends on the face!




Movie: C'était le 12 du 12 et Chili avait les blues(1994)


Chili:
Dad said heaven was like the police. You need your Grade 10 diploma to get in.



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Bernadette:
Believe me, Bob, these days gentlemen are an endangered species. Unlike bloody drag queens who just keep breeding like rabbits.



Movie: Under Siege(1992)


Jordan Tate:
You're not a cook.

Casey Ryback:
Yeah, well... I also cook.



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Today's Lines from Movies:

Movie: Back to the Future Part II(1989)


Red the Bum:
Crazy drunk pedestrians!



Movie: Orgazmo(1997)


Lisa:
[to Maxxx] You pig, you're responsible for degrading all of those women.

Clark:
Equally degradable in pornographic films.

Lisa:
Men are always in a position of power.

Rodgers:
They're the ones who want the product so bad, they're the victims.


Lisa:
Well, it exploits men by exploiting women.

Clark:
Hence, it exploits people.

Maxxx Orbison:
[pissed off] SHUT UP!

Clark:
Yeah.

Maxxx Orbison:
I do what i do and i make a lot of money and i don't care what i do to people because they're all idiots.

Clark:
Yeah.

Maxxx Orbison:
Especially you Clark, you pig fucking hunk of shit!.

Clark:
Yeah.




Movie: Out(1982)


Rex:
[while eating tongue] That tongue smells tasty, babes. Can I have the shulm?

Nixie:
You can't have the shulm. It's not good for you.

Rex:
Hey, fuck off! I want the goddamn shulm!



Movie: Halloween(1978)


[as Lonnie is about to enter the Myers house]

Dr. Sam Loomis:
Hey! Hey, Lonnie, get your ass away from there!


[Lonnie and his mates run. Loomis smiles to himself as a hand grabs his shoulder. He spins around, surprised, to find Brackett]

Dr. Sam Loomis:
Oh! Jesus!

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
Are you all right?

Dr. Sam Loomis:
Yeah.



Movie: Underworld(1996)


Kraven:
Is there another way out?

Lucian:
I guess it never occurred to you that you might actually have to bleed to pull off this little coup.



Movie: The Opposite of Sex(1998)


Dedee Truitt:
Les was a real asshole. To get cancer of the ass was, like, poetic. Almost as good as cancer of the dick, if they have that.



Movie: Ordinary People(1980)


Beth Jarrett:
Calvin? Why are you crying? Can I, uh... can I get you something?


Calvin "Cal" Jarrett:
I don't...

Beth Jarrett:
What did you say? Calvin, what did you say? Tell me!

Calvin "Cal" Jarrett:
You are beautiful. And you are unpredictable. But you're so cautious. You're determined, Beth; but you know something? You're not strong. And I don't know if you're really giving. Tell me something. Do you love me? You really love me?

Beth Jarrett:
I feel the way I've always felt about you.

Calvin "Cal" Jarrett:
We would have been all right if there hadn't been any mess. But you can't handle mess. You need everything neat and easy. I don't know. Maybe you can't love anybody. It was so much Buck. When Buck died, it was like you buried all your love with him, and I don't understand that, I just don't know, I don't... maybe it wasn't even Buck; maybe it was just you. Maybe, finally, it was the best of you that you buried. But whatever it was... I don't know who you are. I don't know what we've been playing at. So I was crying. Because I don't know if I love you any more. And I don't know what I'm going to do without that.




Movie: The Karate Kid, Part II(1986)


[Kreese breaks both hands after throwing missed punches at Miyagi; Miyagi forces him to his knees and draws back his hand for a death blow to the face]


Mr. Miyagi:
[repeating Kreese's words] Mercy is for the weak. We do not train to be merciful here. A man face you, he is enemy. Enemy deserve no mercy.


[He lets out a karate yell and throws the chop, stopping his hand an inch away from Kreese's face. He honks Kreese's nose, then walks away. Kreese collapses]



Movie: The Odd Couple(1968)


Felix Ungar:
I was just repeating what I thought you said.


Oscar Madison:
Well, don't repeat what you THOUGHT I said, repeat what I said! My god, that's irritating!



Movie: Major Payne(1995)


Heathcoat:
Why do I have to wear the dress?

Alex Stone:
Because you are the one with the biggest tits!


[laughter]

Heathcoat:
SHUT UP!



Movie: Abilene Town(1946)


Dan Mitchell:
Now, Bravo, I thought we were old friends.

Sheriff Bravo Trimble:
We are, Dan, we are. But you got the idea that you ought to kick up a fuss about things that are going to happen anyway. I don't figure it that way. A man's got to live. Cows get lost, sometimes accidents happen and fellas get killed. Why get hot under the collar about I? And why go hunting for fellas that don't want to be found?



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