Quotes:

Movie: Unstrung Heroes(1995)


Sandy Lidz:
I can't eat these.

Amelia:
Why not?

Sandy Lidz:
They look like doodie cakes.



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Motorcycle Cop:
Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?


Clark:
No, sir, I don't.

Motorcycle Cop:
Well... it's probably pretty stiff.



Movie: Gangs of New York(2002)


Bill:
Here's the thing... I don't give a tuppenny fuck about your moral conundrum, you meat-headed shit-sack... That's pretty much the thing.



Movie: The Pacifier(2005)


Shane Wolfe:
[to Mrs. Plummer] Ma'am, I've dealt with...


[Gary bites his ear]

Shane Wolfe:
OW! Oh my God!


Julie Plummer:
Sorry! That's Gary.



Movie: Up the Chastity Belt(1971)


Knotweed:
[pointing] What's that?

Lurkalot:
That is my latest batch of home made Aphrodisiac.


Knotweed:
Well. What's that?

Lurkalot:
Aphrodisiac? Well it you know. Gets you going.

Knotweed:
Going where?

Lurkalot:
Look. This is for people you see who want to, but they can't. And they take some of this you see, and they can. Like Rattlesnakes.

Knotweed:
Do What?

Lurkalot:
[exasperated] Rattle.



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Quellek:
Are you enjoying your Kep-mok blood ticks, Dr. Lazarus?

Sir Alexander Dane:
[disgusted] Just like mother used to make.



Movie: Ham & Cheese(2004)



Beth Goodson:
[upon learning her husband Barry just arbitrarily quit his telemarketing job] I mean God Barry, at least we could count on those two hundred dollars evert two weeks to buy your acting supplies... now I'm going to have to pay for them too?

Barry Goodson:
Hey - enough about YOU. This affects ME.



Today's Movie News

Indian actor Hrithik Roshan says he picks movies that challenge him to ...

Wed, 02 Jan 2008 05:26:00 GMT
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Elderflower Martini recipe

Thu, 26 Apr 2007 01:44:00 +0000
Check out this tempting recipe for Elderflower Martini, with elderflower cordial, Bombay Sapphire gin, Cinzano dry vermouth and lime juice.

1 oz Bombay Sapphire gin
1 oz Cinzano dry vermouth
1 oz elderflower cordial
1/2 oz lime juice

Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes.
Shake until very chilled; serve immediately.
Serve in a Cocktail Glass.

Production of XXX movies banned in China (UPI)

Tue, 01 Jan 2008 07:43:39 GMT
Chinese movie studios risk losing permission to shoot films if they produce hardcore sex movies.

Indian actor Hrithik Roshan says he picks movies that challenge him to ...

Wed, 02 Jan 2008 05:26:00 GMT
MSN UK News - Bollywood movie star Hrithik Roshan said he deliberately chose difficult movies such as historical romance "Jodha Akbar" that challenged him to excel as an actor. But Roshan said he hated wearing jewelry and armor for his role as the 16th century ...

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Movie: Up in Smoke(1978)


Pedro:
Hey how am I driving, man?

Man Stoner:
[looks around] : I think we're parked.




Movie: The Magnificent Seven(1960)


[O'Reilly is teaching the villagers how to shoot]

O'Reilly:
Miguel, didn't I tell you to squeeze? Hm? Just like when you're milking a goat, Miguel.

Miguel:
It's that I get excited!

O'Reilly:
Well don't get excited! Now this time squeeze. Slowly, but squeeze. All right now, squeeze.


[Miguel shoots]

O'Reilly:
*Squeeze*! I'll tell you what. Don't shoot the gun. Take the gun like this, and you use it like a club, all right?



Movie: The Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew(1983)


Doug McKenzie:
Chip here does the killin'. I don't like to kill. I'm the brains, eh? Like, we got over five billion dollars in our hideout, only some of the money's marked, eh, so we're not spendin' it. We's just waitin'.

Bald con:
Youse guys like a smoke?

Doug McKenzie:
No, eh? We want our lungs to be pink when they fry us. Hey, we told 'em we didn't want a lawyer. Chip here probably just kill him anyway.


[scoffs]

Doug McKenzie:
Lawyers are for sucks.



Movie: Accepted(2006)


Bartleby Gaines:
So you wanna be a SHIT head?

Sherman Schrader:
I WANNA BE A SHIT HEAD!




Movie: U.S. Marshals(1998)


Deputy Marshal Savannah Cooper:
[after seeing Royce uses Cosmo's sunglasses to get himself out of Gerard's handcuffs] That's pretty slick.

Cosmo Renfro:
Yeah. Pretty slick, the guy just broke my fuckin' glasses.



Movie: Once Upon a Time in the Midlands(2002)


Marlene:
Baby's back.



Today's Movie News

Flaming Tiki Torch recipe

Tue, 01 Jan 2008 21:20:00 +0000
A delicious recipe for Flaming Tiki Torch, with Malibu coconut rum, peach schnapps, pineapple juice, DeKuyper Razzmatazz liqueur, Smirnoff Ice and Bacardi 151 rum.

1 splash Bacardi 151 rum
1 splash pineapple juice
1/2 oz Malibu coconut rum
1/4 oz DeKuyper Razzmatazz liqueur
1/4 oz peach schnapps
6 oz Smirnoff Ice

Place 2 highball glasses next to each other, one right ...]

John Lennon's death revisited through the words of his killer

Wed, 02 Jan 2008 10:19:00 GMT
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Ginger Float recipe

Thu, 26 Apr 2007 17:08:00 +0000
Here is a delectable recipe for Ginger Float, with amaretto almond liqueur, Irish cream and Schweppes ginger ale.

1 oz Irish cream
1 oz amaretto almond liqueur
6 oz Schweppes ginger ale

Pour the amaretto almond liqueur and irish cream into a highball glass 3/4 filled with ice cubes.
Fill with ginger ale, to taste, stir briskly and serve.
Serve ...]

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Wed, 02 Jan 2008 10:48:00 GMT
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Movie: Quills(2000)


Abbe du Coulmier:
You are not to entertain visitors in your quarters.

Marquis de Sade:
I'm entertaining you now, aren't I?

Abbe du Coulmier:
Yes, but I'm not a beautiful young prospect ripe for corruption.

Marquis de Sade:
Don't be so sure.



Movie: Bad Boys II(2003)


Capt. Howard:
22 cars and a boat, totalled? How did hell you sink a boat?



Movie: Nadodikkattu(1987)


Ananthan Nambiar:
[running] C. I. D. Escape!




Movie: Kameleon en de dubbelganger(2005)


Fred Langeberg:
Here is Fredje with the equipment.



Movie: Babes in Toyland (TV)(1986)


Passerby #1:
There's a monster in Barnaby's wedding cake!


Passerby #2:
He won't be pleased with that.



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Apple Pie Shot #3 recipe

Sun, 30 Dec 2007 09:59:00 +0000
Here is a delightful recipe for Apple Pie Shot #3, with vodka, apple juice, cinnamon and whipped cream.

1 dash cinnamon
1 oz apple juice
1 oz vodka
1/2 oz whipped cream

Lick hand and cover with cinnamon (same as where the salt would go in a tequila shot).
Hold shot of vodka in one hand and the shot of ...]

Bin Laden recipe

Tue, 01 Jan 2008 06:20:00 +0000
This is a delectable recipe for Bin Laden, with Johnnie Walker Scotch whisky, Bundaberg dark rum and Smirnoff vodka.

1/3 oz Bundaberg dark rum
1/3 oz Johnnie Walker Scotch whisky
1/3 oz Smirnoff vodka

Pour the Johnnie Walker into a shot glass.
Add Bundaberg rum, followed by the Smirnoff vodka, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

'Juno' (Ellen Page shines) -- 3 1/2 stars

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Fisting in a Mexican Prison recipe

Tue, 01 Jan 2008 09:04:00 +0000
Check out this tasty recipe for Fisting in a Mexican Prison, with tequila, cranberry juice and lime juice.

1 oz tequila
1 splash fresh lime juice
2 oz cranberry juice

Shake the tequila, cranberry juice and the lime juice in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes.
Strain into a salt-rimmed cocktail glass with a lime wedge, and serve.
Serve ...]