Straight to the Movie Quotes ...

Movie: Quills(2000)


Coulmier:
It's not even a proper novel. It's nothing but an encyclopedia of perversions. Frankly, it even fails as an exercise in craft. The characters are wooden, the diologue is inane. Not to mention the repetition of words like "nipple" and "pikestaff".

Marquis de Sade:
There I was taxed; it's true.

Coulmier:
And such puny scope. Nothing but the worst in man's nature.

Marquis de Sade:
I write of the great, eternal truths that bind together all mankind. The whole world over, we eat, we shit, we fuck, we kill and we die.

Coulmier:
But we also fall in love, we build cities, we compose symphonies, and we endure. Why not put that in your books as well.



Movie: UFC: Ultimate Fight Night 5 (TV)(2006)


Mike Goldberg:
Silva's an intense dude. Anderson Silva has fought and beaten most around the world. The Crippler Chris Leben. 5 and 0 in the UFC. And here we go! Welcome to the Octagon, Anderson Silva. Tonight's clock is sponsored by Xbox 360. Just kind of threw Leben aside that time. But you can tell with those jabs, and they are right handed jabs because both of these fighters are South Paws Joe, but the reach advantage a definitive one for Anderson Silva.

Joe Rogan:
He's excellent at angles and is a great striker. Moves well, he's really good at moving in and out and changing timing... good head kick! Oh, caught him and Chris Leben's rocked.

Mike Goldberg:
And Leben goes down! Oh, Silva should have jumped in and finished it. He may do it right here! Leben is rocked. He was stunned...

Joe Rogan:
He was rocked bad. I thought it was over.

Mike Goldberg:
Oh, he is in big trouble. Chris Leben goes down again.

Joe Rogan:
That's it. Wow!

Mike Goldberg:
And it is all over!

Joe Rogan:
Wow!


Mike Goldberg:
It is all over! The debut of Anderson Silva lasts less than one minute.

Joe Rogan:
That's what I was talking about. This is a different kind of striker. Man! Man, that was impressive! I mean, Chris Leben takes a tremendous punch. Anderson Silva just moved on him... gave him angles... caught him coming in. Took him apart. I mean, wow! I don't think anybody thought that was gonna happen. That was very impressive.



Movie: Kaante(2002)


Jay Rehan 'Ajju':
[To the bodyguard in English] You know what this is brother? Its a gun... with bullets! Goes in real small... comes out real big


Marc Issak:
*Shocked* So this gentleman also speaks english, huh?

Jay Rehan 'Ajju':
Sometimes, I guess

Marc Issak:
Man... seen so many bastards, but not one like you!



Movie: Macbeth(1948)


Lady Macduff:
By the clock, 'tis day, And yet dark night strangles the travelling lamp: Is't night's predominance, or the day's shame, That darkness does the face of earth entomb, when living light should kiss it?



Movie: Damn Yankees!(1958)


Mr. Applegate:
[to Gloria Thorpe] Oh, don't be so nosey, huh? Go home. Get married. Have children!



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Today's Quotes:

Movie: Accattone(1961)


Vittorio "Accattone" Cataldi:
He who trusts in providence will never starve. Stella was right. My poor Stella.



Movie: Orlando(1992)


Orlando:
If I were a man...

Shelmerdine:
You?

Orlando:
I might choose not to risk my life for an uncertain cause. I might think that freedom won by death is not worth having. In fact...

Shelmerdine:
You might choose not to be a real man at all. Say, if I were a woman...

Orlando:
You?


Shelmerdine:
I might choose not to sacrifice my life caring for my children, nor my children's children, nor to drown anonymously in the milk of female kindness, but instead, say, to go abroad. Would I then be...

Orlando:
A real woman?



Movie: "'Allo 'Allo!"(1982)


Yvette Carte-Blanche:
What is happening?


Maria Recamier:
We were both aroused by the banging.

Edith:
I too was aroused by the banging.

Roger Leclerc:
I was aroused when I saw the girls with the candles.



Movie: Above the Rim(1994)


Kyle-Lee:
You my man and the whole 9 but you look like a 14-karat Urkel.



Movie: Once Upon a Time in America(1984)


[last lines]

Noodles:
I hope the investigation turns out to be nothing; it'd be a shame to see a lifetime of work go to waste.



Movie: Dallas(1950)


Judge Harper:
Dallas will be run by Federal law, not mob rule. We're not wild westerners. We're facing east and that's our future. We intend to build industries here, and culture. Dallas will raise people, not cows.

Blayde Hollister:
If your carpetbag riffraff doesn't choke it to death in her cradle.



Movie: The Quiet(2005)


Nina Deer:
Life sucks, Dot. I feel like I can tell you this. I feel like I can be honest because you can't hear. Or can you? Look at you, eating your sandwich like a piglet while I talk. Strangely comforting... When I first met you, I mean when you first moved in, I hated you. I hated your face, your dumb blank stare. But now that I feel like I know you again that's all changed. It's so nice to know there's someone whos life sucks more than mine.


[whisper]

Nina Deer:
I'm gonna kill my dad Dot. Tonight. I hate him you know. I hate him and I love him. I hate it when he won't let me go out with my friends, but I love it when he *fucks* me. I hate it when he fucks me too, though. See how that works? Doesn't make any sense.



[stop whispering, speak quiet]

Nina Deer:
He likes it when I bite on his nipples though. I stick the tip of his nipple between my teeth... and I rub my tongue back and forth on it, like a windshield wiper.


[emulates with Dot's finger]

Nina Deer:
Drives him wild. I made him cum once just by sucking on his nipples. I didn't even need to touch his dick once. I love that I can tell you this shit, cause it's like it's off my chest but it's still a secret, you know? Michelle's dad's got a gun. I know where it is. But I figure it'd be too gross. You know, with Mom's decorating and all. Although she's probably already joining Judy Garland and Marylin Monroe in Pill Popper's Paradise. Just like an E True Maradin story. I'm gonna do it late. Mom won't wake up, nah. You can't hear. It'll just be me, my daddy, and a bullet. Michelle's gonna steal it for me this afternoon.


[slams hand on table]

Nina Deer:
Pow...




Movie: Untamed Youth(1957)


Lillibeth:
Don't hit me in the mouth again, you'll break my dental plate.



Movie: Dancin' Thru the Dark(1990)


Winker:
Wanna come back to my place?

Maureen:
What for?


Winker:
A fuck and a pizza.

Maureen:
[pause] Is it a wholemeal pizza?



Movie: Osmosis Jones(2001)


Osmosis:
Man, what you been eatin'?

Drix:
That's my effervescent propulsion.


Osmosis:
A'ight. But we're drivin' with the windows open. I don't want none of those fruitybubbles stinking up my ride. You got that?



Movie: C'est arrivé près de chez vous(1992)


Ben:
If you kill a whale, you get Greenpeace and Jacques Cousteau on your back, but wipe out sardines and you get a canning subsidy!



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Movie Quotes:

Movie: D.E.B.S.(2003)


Max:
[to Amy] I don't care if you are the Perfect Score.

Janet:
[under her breath] Perfect whore!




Movie: Babylon 5: A Call to Arms (TV)(1999)


President John Sheridan:
Looks like you won't get your chance to shoot either of us.

Dureena Nafeel:
I've grown accustomed to disappointment.



Movie: Hair(1979)


Berger, Hud, Woof:
[in song] Hair like Jesus wore it. Hallelujah! I adore it! Hallelujah! Mary loved her son. Why don't my mother love me?



Movie: K-PAX(2001)


Prot:
I will admit the possibility that I am Robert Porter, if you will admit the possibility that I am from K-PAX. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a beam of light to catch.



Movie: Tales of Symphonia (VG)(2003)


Colette Brunel:
Lloyd, you looked so cool!

Genis Sage:
I'm beginning to wonder about your tastes, Colette.

Lloyd Irving:
What's that supposed to mean?



Movie: U2: Rattle and Hum(1988)


Bono:
Rock 'n' roll stops the traffic!



Movie: Once Upon a Time in America(1984)


[Noodles seeing Max after 10 years in prison]

Max:
You're looking good.

Noodles:
You're looking a little better.



Movie: Orange County(2002)


Principal Harbert:
People, June is just around the corner, let's talk graduation speakers. Ideas?

Shaun:
Toni Morrison, she's in town that same weekend for a book signing. She's won the Nobel Prize.

Principal Harbert:
Interesting... Dana, didn't you say you have a cousin who was friends with Britney spears?



Movie: The Old Fashioned Way(1934)


Sheriff Walter Jones:
When is Cleo gonna act in this show?

The Great McGonigle:
Oh, yes, yes, yes. She'll probably go on right after the epilogue.



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