Give me Movie Quotations now!

Movie: The Vanishing(1993)


Rita Baker:
Jesus, it's loaded!

Jeff Harriman:
Well that's usually the part psychos respond to, honey.



Movie: O Lucky Man!(1973)


Monty:
Try not to die like a dog.





Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Valo:
Why is Don Vito such a bitch about grapes?

Falcone:
Yeah, Don Vito's a whore about grapes.



Movie: Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge (TV)(2001)


Sophie Cromwell:
Do that thing with the door, nobody can go in there.

Aggie Cromwell:
[exasperated] Oh! Your mother's rules!





Movie: Major Dundee(1965)


Capt. Benjamin Tyreen:
I came here to rescue you. We've spent all night looking for you.

Maj. Amos Dundee:
Why?

Capt. Benjamin Tyreen:
So I can kill you myself.


Maj. Amos Dundee:
[shrugs] Makes sense.





Movie: The Addams Family(1991)


Fauna Amor:
I'm Fauna!

Flora Amor:
I'm Flora!

Tully Alfford:
I'm flattered.



Movie: L.A. Goddess(1993)


Lisa Moore:
If you keep feeding me like this, I'll no longer be a body double but a *double body*!



Movie: On the Line(2001)


Kevin Gibbons:
Two things... what is your name, and could I please have your number?

Abby:
My name's Abby... and I thought you'd never ask.



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Give me Movie Quotes now!

Movie: Kathy Griffin Is... Not Nicole Kidman (TV)(2005)


Kathy Griffin:
[About Clay Gaykin's show] This show delivered like Dominos!




Movie: Mad Dog and Glory(1993)


[Mad Dog is in a happy mood and singing]

Mike:
What, you got laid last night?

Mad Dog:
I don't get laid, I make love.



Movie: Gangs of New York(2002)


[swearing in Irish immigrants as citizens at the harbor]

Army Recruiter:
That document makes you a citizen, and this one makes you a private in the Union army. Now get out there and serve your country.



Movie: Oldboy(2003)


Dae-su Oh:
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone.




Movie: On the Edge(2001)


Rachel Row:
It's beautiful here.


Jonathan:
Can't take all this on your own.

Rachel Row:
So you are all good now? Too many near death experiences you are beginning to think twice.

Jonathan:
You wanna know the truth? If it's a matter of life and death between people like you and me, then I want to outlive you. And I want to see what happens to you. 'Cause I like ya.

Rachel Row:
I don't know.

Jonathan:
What if we are still together in a year?

Rachel Row:
Would we be?

Jonathan:
I can see it happening.

Rachel Row:
I don't know. So do you think you love me?

Jonathan:
I know I love you.




Movie: Addams Family Values(1993)


Grandma:
An axe. That takes me back...






Movie: The Keys of the Kingdom(1944)


Joseph:
[irritated by Msgr. Mealey's racist remarks] Father, may I say something sinful?

Father Francis Chisholm:
Of course not.

Joseph:
You will hear it in confession anyway, because I'm thinking it.



Movie: An Officer and a Gentleman(1982)


Worley:
Look at them bodacious set of ta's ta's.



Movie: Face/Off(1997)


Castor Troy:
Ohhhhhhhhweeee, you good-lookin.



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Straight to the Lines from Movies ...

Movie: Accattone(1961)


Ascenza:
You were never any good for yourself, for me, for your son. You want to come back? There's no easy life here.



Movie: The Object of My Affection(1998)


Constance:
I enjoy gay people, but I just have a slight problem with my pregnant sister being in love with one of them.



Movie: Kangaroo Jack(2003)


Kangaroo Jack:
[singing from "Rapper's Delight"] /... see I am Jackie Legs and I like to say, "Hello" / To the black to the white...

Charlie:
Jackie? Mr. Legs, if you would find your way clear to give me back my money?

Kangaroo Jack:
Money? Oh, you mean that money



[a pack of kangaroo are messing around with the money]

Charlie:
Stop that. Stop that! Hey! Stop that, please! If Sal finds out...

Sal Maggio:
[as a kangaroo] If I find out what, Charlie? That you lost my money?

Charlie:
Sal?

Sal Maggio:
I've asked you to do something. This is not that!



Movie: The Tango Lesson(1997)


Sally:
It doesn't suit me to follow. It suits me to lead, and you can't deal with that.



Movie: On Golden Pond(1981)


Ethel:
Don't be such an old poop!



Movie: Halloween III: Season of the Witch(1982)


Conal Cochran:
[turns to see Dan] Aw, Mr. Chaliss.

Daniel Challis:
Where's Ellie?

Conal Cochran:
Mrs. "Smith"? I'm sure she's resting just now.


[Looks at his watch]

Conal Cochran:
Didn't take you long to get here, Mr. Chaliss. DOCTOR Chaliss, I should say.





Movie: Urban Legends: Final Cut(2000)


Amy Mayfield:
Reese, I must have dropped the tape. Did you see it?

Reese:
I looked, but I didn't see no tape, just yo' crazy white ass down in the sewer!



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Here are the Quotations ...

Movie: One Hour in Wonderland (TV)(1950)


Edgar Bergen:
Ok, magic boy, let's see who you really are.

Slave in the Magic Mirror:
What is it, son of the sapling?

Edgar Bergen:
I'll ignore that.





Movie: "10-8: Officers on Duty"(2003)


Deputy Rico Amonte:
[sadly] I only drink when I'm happy.




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