Here are the Movie Quotations ...

Movie: Earthquake: About Got Damm Time (V)(2005)


Earthquake:
We don't fit that profile... you got to be on time with a bomb!



Movie: UHF(1989)


Philo:
Hello, my name is Philo and welcome to Secrets of the Universe. Today we are going to learn how to make plutonium from common household items.




Movie: Vampires(1998)


Jack Crow:
[after interogating the padre and getting him to confess] Your a good man padre... welcome to the team.


Father Adam Guiteau:
[broken] May god forgive me.



Movie: The Osterman Weekend(1983)


Fasset's Wife:
And you will be showing me how to live.

Lawrence Fassett:
How do you know so much?

Fasset's Wife:
I don't know so much. But I know you will be leaving me.



Movie: A ciegas(1997)


Clemente:
Kill her!

Paquita:
Why?

Clemente:
She's a terrorist, a murderer.

Paquita:
So what?



Movie: Madea's Family Reunion(2006)


Mable 'Madea' Simmons:
I told you, you don't know how to lie. What kinda lawyer don't know how to lie? Lie and lawyer go together lie-awyer... lie-awyer!



Movie: Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome(1985)


Aunty Entity:
And what did you do before all this?

Max:
I was a cop, a driver.


Aunty Entity:
But how the world turns. One day, cock of the walk. Next, a feather duster.



Movie: Under Fire(1983)


Russell Price:
[At the rebels victory parade] What the hell are you doin' here?


Oates:
It's a free country. I mean... it's free now anyway.

Oates:
[Drinking from a cup] Nica libre - rum and coke and no ice. You want some?

Oates:
[Price ignores him and Oates looks mildly concerned] You weren't gonna turn me in, are you?

Oates:
[Price walks away without a word and Oates smiles and shouts] See ya in Thailand!



Movie: One Hour with You(1932)


Professor Olivier:
When I married her, she was a brunette. Now you can't believe anything she says.



Movie: Jackie Brown(1997)


Ordell Robbie:
You can't trust Melanie but you can trust Melanie to be Melanie.



Movie: Quills(2000)


Dr. Royer-Collard:
I won't sully my hands with him.

Marquis de Sade:
Nor should you. That's the first rule of politics, isn't it? The man who orders the execution never drops the blade.



Latest Movie News

Nicolas Cage ready to quit acting

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 23:59:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - The Oscar-winning actor also revealed he fears his fans are sick of watching his movies now he is in his 40s. Cage, who lives in an English castle with wife Alice Kim and two-year-old son Kal-el, added ...

NEW MOVIES THIS WEEK (The Wichita Eagle)

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 07:02:33 GMT
•  "The Diving Bell and the Butterfly" is the best new bet this week, about the real-life former editor of Elle France magazine, who suffers a devastating stroke that leaves him almost completely paralyzed -- he can only blink his left eye. Julian Schnabel received an Academy Award nomination for best director, and the film also nabbed three other nominations. Beware all who loathe movies ...

Power naps with a difference for business travellers

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 23:59:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - Should all the movies on Hitler be banned, all the textbooks mentioning him burned? He and his crimes cannot be forgotten, we cannot pretend he never existed," Zabunovic said.

Hollywood rallies over Ledger 'drug' video

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:56:00 GMT
Stuff - Entertainment Tonight and The Insider , which feature interviews with Hollywood stars about their new TV shows and movies, had planned to air the video on Thursday.

Movies (Anchorage Daily News)

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:10:51 GMT
Mat-Su Cinema, 2430 Parks Highway, Wasilla, 373-7003. Minors must have ID for admission to R-rated movies. Tickets are $8 for those 13 and older and $6 for seniors and children and for matinees (listed in parentheses).

Quotations:

Movie: Zelig(1983)



Wrist Victim:
He was the guy who smashed my car up. It was brand new. Then he backed-up over my mother's wrist. She's elderly... and uses her wrist a lot.



Movie: Ocean's Twelve(2004)


[to Danny on the phone]

Tess Ocean:
There's water in the basement, and the pilot light is out.



Movie: Absolute Power(1997)


[after seeing a smiling/lying Alan Richmond on TV]

Luther Whitney:
[snarls] I'm not running away from you, you whore.



Movie: The Talented Mr. Ripley(1999)


Tom Ripley:
You're the brother I never had. I'm the brother you never had. I would do anything for you, Dickie.



Movie: Van Wilder(2002)


Van Wilder:
[while the dog is walking away, and his balls have shrunk] Look all he needed was a little TLC



Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie(1977)


Henry Gibson:
Although, so far there's no known treatment for death's crippling effects, still everyone can acquaint himself with the three early warning signs of death: one, rigor mortis; two, a rotting smell; three, occasional drowsiness.



Movie: Queens Logic(1991)


Dennis:
Seriously, you guys should move out to L.A.

Eliot:
Sure, why not? Vinny can act, Ray can paint, and I can find some other fucking job I hate.




Movie: Ultimo tango a Parigi(1972)


Paul:
[as Jeanne passes her hands over his pants] That's your happiness and my hap-penis.




Movie: Vampire Clan(2002)


Rod:
I've been waiting for you.

Heather:
How long have you been here?


Rod:
Not long... Five thousand years.

Heather:
Okay, that's long.



Movie: The Earthling(1980)


[last line]

Shawn Daley:
[places Magic Medicin Bag on grave] This'll keep away all the evil spirits.




Movie: The Gang's All Here(1943)


Peyton Potter:
[inspecting lipstick on his handkerchief] Hmm... ketchup?

Mrs. Peyton Potter:
No doubt. And from a Brazilian tomato.



Today's Movie News

Actress Eva Mendes checks into rehab: report (Reuters via Yahoo! News)

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 22:12:37 GMT
Actress Eva Mendes, whose movies include "Training Day" and "Ghost Rider," has checked into a rehabilitation facility in Utah, celebrity Web sites reported on Friday.

Movies (Anchorage Daily News)

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:09:31 GMT
Mat-Su Cinema, 2430 Parks Highway, Wasilla, 373-7003. Minors must have ID for admission to R-rated movies. Tickets are $8 for those 13 and older and $6 for seniors and children and for matinees (listed in parentheses).

Japanese Box Office: Top 10 Anime Movies of 2007 - Update (Anime News Network)

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 05:12:23 GMT
The Motion Pictures Producers Association of Japan has posted the final box office tally for all movies that earned over 1 billion yen (about US$9.4 million) in Japan in 2007. (Domestic and foreigns films are listed separately.)

Til Schweiger lehnt Bewerbung ab

Sun, 27 Jan 2008 23:54:00 GMT
Der Tagesspiegel Online - Damit endgültig Schluß ist mit den öden Gremienfilmchen, dem ewigen Vergangenheitsbewältigungsschmonzes, den grauenhaften Laienspielen und erbärmlichen Road-Movies, die nur ...

Beatles-Regisseur Lester wird 75

Sun, 13 Jan 2008 06:53:00 GMT
Focus Online - Er gilt als der Erfinder des Pop-Movies: Mit seinen legendären Beatles-Filmen aus den „Swinging Sixties“ hat der amerikanische Regisseur Richard Lester die Entwicklung von ...

Give me Quotes now!

Movie: The Tao of Steve(2000)


Dex:
And that takes us to Part III of the Tao of Steve, okay? Alright, after you've eliminated your desire, and after you've been excellent in her presence, then you must retreat. Okay?



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Felicia:
It's so funny you'll laugh so hard your lashes will curl all by themselves.



Movie: The Accountant(1999)


Accountant:
You people want to take this away from me?! Why, so you can crawl in after I've gone? That's what you people can never understand: you take one away, and another will always fill his place. It's not criminal, it's capitalism. I'm the president and C.E.O and this, well this is a hostile takeover and I like it.



Movie: Babes in Toyland (TV)(1986)


Toymaster:
The struggle between good and evil goes on inside of everyone.



Movie: One Night with You(2006)


Momo:
You were supposed to get the poodle.



Movie: Urusei Yatsura 2: Byûtifuru dorîmâ(1984)


[Ataru has Baku's horn]

Mujaki:
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Do you have any idea what'll happen if you do that?


Ataru Moroboshi:
You're just like Lum. When will you learn that I always do things without thinking of the consequences?



Movie: The Bad and the Beautiful(1952)


Lila:
[to Georgia] I forgot to tell you, Georgia. I saw the picture. Thought you were swell.



Movie: Game 6(2005)


Anatoli Kaganovich:
I opened thousands of brains.

Nicky Rogan:
What'd you find?

Anatoli Kaganovich:
Big mess every time.



Movie: A Tanú(1969)


Bástya elvtárs:
What's this?

Pelikán József, gátõr:
An orange.

Bástya elvtárs:
An orange?


Pelikán József, gátõr:
The new Hungarian orange. It's slightly yellower, it's slightly sharper, but our own.



Today's Movie News

Just like in the movies: Casper Figure Skating Club hosts fete (Casper Star-Tribune)

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 09:17:08 GMT
Superheroes, Mary Poppins, and Rizzo all in one show? The Casper Figure Skating Club is combining famous movies, popular musicals and favorite characters in this year's ice extravaganza "A Night at the Movies."

Guy Ritchie's Nike deal

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 22:17:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - Guy Ritchie has signed up to direct a series of mini-movies for Nike. The Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels director has been recruited by the sportswear giant to produce the unique adverts and has ...

Movies (Anchorage Daily News)

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:10:51 GMT
Mat-Su Cinema, 2430 Parks Highway, Wasilla, 373-7003. Minors must have ID for admission to R-rated movies. Tickets are $8 for those 13 and older and $6 for seniors and children and for matinees (listed in parentheses).

Digital Camera Essentials

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:47:00 GMT
NetGuide Web - The site’s main business is selling posters - movies, music, art - but you can pick any of their 500,000 images and send it as an e-card, and they’re a lot more impressive than the usual ...