Today's Quotes:

Movie: Bad Boys(1983)


Mick O'Brien:
I killed your little brother, but he's dead because you didn't stick up for him.



Movie: Halloween III: Season of the Witch(1982)


Walter Jones:
I was always taught that when someone needs help, you help them. Unless there's trouble. There isn't going to be any trouble is there?



Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)


Ricky Bobby:
Did that blow your mind, because that just happened.




Movie: The Game(1997)


Nicholas:
What's that?

Conrad:
[signs document] This... is... the bill.


Nicholas:
Do you want to split it?

Conrad:
[exhales] Oh God yes! I'll take some of that...


[shows Nicholas enormous number at bottom of receipt]

Nicholas:
[shocked look] Oh my God...



Movie: Up Against Amanda(2000)


Laurie Pierce:
It does look better if people think I'm single.



Movie: Oliver Twist (TV)(1997)


Oliver:
Dodger, it's not a game anymore.

The Artful Dodger:
[sadly] It never was a game mate. You just thought it was.



Movie: Zabriskie Point(1970)


[after Mark meets a girl on the street]

Fellow radical:
Who was that?


Mark:
A girl from my long-gone past.

Fellow radical:
What's her name?

Mark:
Alice - she's my sister.



Movie: Once Upon a Time in Mexico(2003)


Agent Sands:
[In Marlon Brando Voice] Failure to appear at meetings at designated times will result in forfeiture of protection... protection you will definitely need.




Movie: Osmosis Jones(2001)


Thrax:
You know what, Jones? You want this chain so bad, Big Daddy Thrax is gonna let you have it!


[Thrax starts strangling Osmosis Jones with chain]

Thrax:
Looks good on you, Jones! You wear it well! Too bad you had to come this far from home just to die!



Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)


Indian Bartender:
May those who love us, love us. And those who don't love us - may God turn their hearts. And if He cannot turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles, so that we may know them by their limping.



Today's Movie News

Former Beatle Sir Paul McCartney 'To Star In Shrek 4 Movie' - Sound-Check Music

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 08:56:00 GMT
Sir Paul McCartney will provide the voice for a character in the next installment of the Shrek movies, according to reports. The film, which is due to be released in 2010, will ...

Receta de Johnny Loftus

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 00:35:00 +0000
Compruebe hacia fuera esta receta agradable para saber si hay Johnny Loftus, con el licor oscuro del ron, de café de Kahlua, el schnapps del caramelo, el licor del chocolate y la leche. 1 ron de la obscuridad del 1/2 onza
licor de café de 1 onza Kahlua
schnapps del caramelo de 1 onza
licor del chocolate de 1 onza
la leche vierte el licor de café de Kahlua, el schnapps del caramelo y el licor del chocolate en un mezclador.
Mezcle hasta que sea liso.
Vierta en un vidrio de coctel de tamaño mediano, flotador ...

Now, Tamil re-make of Khosla Ka Ghosla - Hindustan Times

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 10:36:00 GMT
After the successful run of Tamil and Telugu versions of Jodhaa Akbar and Race , UTV is entering the Southern film market with gusto. Currently, it has a slate of five movies under ...

'Two Mr. Kissels' shines in the shallow end - Orlando Sentinel

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 08:56:00 GMT
True-crime stories form a shoddy staple of TV movies. Lifetime's The Two Mr. Kissels breaks with that tired tradition. Produced with flair and acted with verve, the movie studies ...

Now, Tamil re-make of Khosla Ka Ghosla - Hindustan Times

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 10:36:00 GMT
After the successful run of Tamil and Telugu versions of Jodhaa Akbar and Race , UTV is entering the Southern film market with gusto. Currently, it has a slate of five movies under ...

Movie Quotations:

Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)


Baby Bonnie "B.B" Hood/Bulleta:
I've lost my way. Seriously!



Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.

Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.

Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?

Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.

Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?


Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!

Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.

Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...

Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?

Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.



Movie: Unforgiven(1992)


[Little Bill tells the real story of English Bob's gunfight]

Little Bill Daggett:
First off, Corky Corcoran never carried two guns. Though he should have.

W.W. Beauchamp:
But... no, no, he was called "Two-Gun Corcoran."

Little Bill Daggett:
Well, a lot of people did call him "Two-Gun" but it wasn't on account of him sporting two pistols. It was because he had a dick that was so big it was longer than the barrel of that Walker Colt he carried.




Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Corpral Kuniski:
Hello Grandfather!

Laker Armsby (standing in a grave):
Foreigners?

Corpral Kuniski:
Polish. Corpral Kuniski.

Laker Armsby:
Kuniski? Well, that's not your fault, son, is it?



Movie: Van Helsing(2004)


Van Helsing:
Bless me father for I have...

Cardinal Jinette:
Sinned! Yes, I know. You're very good at it. You shattered the Rose Window.

Van Helsing:
Well, not to split hairs, but it was Mr. Hyde who did the shattering.


Cardinal Jinette:
Thirteenth century. Over six hundred years old! I wish you a week in hell for that.

Van Helsing:
It would be a nice reprieve.

Cardinal Jinette:
Don't get me wrong. Your results are unquestionable, but your methods attract far too much attention. Wanted posters. We are not pleased.

Van Helsing:
Do you think I like being the most wanted man in Europe? Why don't you and the order do something about it?

Cardinal Jinette:
Because we do not exist.

Van Helsing:
Well then neither do I.

Cardinal Jinette:
When we found you crawling up the steps of this church, half dead, it was clear to all of us that you had been sent to do God's work.

Van Helsing:
Why can't He do it Himself?



Movie: Our Lips Are Sealed(2000)


Maddie:
[in the WPP as Mormons] Attention! Attention everyone! We're part of the witness protection program!



Movie: Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man(1951)


Lou Francis:
[about graduating] This is the happiest day of my life, how did I ever graduate?

Bud Alexander:
[whispering] I slipped the guy twenty bucks. Now keep quiet.



Movie: VeggieTales: Lord of the Beans (V)(2005)


Billboy Baggypants:
Today is my twelvety twoth birthday. I'm twice as tall as half of you and half as short as twice of you.



Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Wallet Guy:
There's gotta be a fucking five in here somewhere.



Movie: Ba hai hong ying(1992)


Feng:
[from the English version, Feng thinks Chin is in Hong Kong illegally and drives past a police road block to keep her from being deported. She and Chin get out and ditch Feng's Porsche] Come on, let's go!


Chin:
What about the car?

Feng:
[smiles] It's okay!

Chin:
[puzzled] You're just gonna leave it there?

Feng:
Don't worry about it. The car's stolen.

Chin:
[shocked] So then why did you do that? Now you've committed a crime!

Feng:
It's a crime you being here!


Chin:
But I'm legal.


[reaches into her purse and shows Feng her passport]

Chin:
See? I've got a permit.

Feng:
[jaw drops with disbelief] Eh?! So you're not illegal?!

Chin:
[puzzled again] I never said I was!

Feng:
[groans with disbelief] Oh, why didn't you say so? Come on, let's get outta here!




Movie: Uprising (TV)(2001)


Simha 'Kazik' Rotem:
You are all under arrest, put down your weapons and return immediately to the Umschlagplatz!



Movie: Madea's Family Reunion(2006)


Ruby:
Take me outside, I want to see my family.



Today's Movie News

'Two Mr. Kissels' shines in the shallow end - Orlando Sentinel

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 08:56:00 GMT
True-crime stories form a shoddy staple of TV movies. Lifetime's The Two Mr. Kissels breaks with that tired tradition. Produced with flair and acted with verve, the movie studies ...

Texas & Neighbors: Brenham poinsettia fest - Dallas Morning News

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 08:41:00 GMT
Poinsettias by the tens of thousands will be on display Nov. 22-23 during the annual Poinsettia Celebration at Ellison's Greenhouses in Brenham. Ellison's, a major poinsettia ...

Give me Quotes now!

Movie: Baby's Day Out(1994)


Eddie:
[Baby Bink just got a way from the villains again ater many times, but this time by crawling into a small sewer tunnel] No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?

Norby:
Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh - -...

Veeko:
Tollbooth at the end.

Eddie:
Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?



Movie: October Sky(1999)


Roy Lee:
What's an auk?

O'Dell:
It's a bird that don't fly.


Roy Lee:
You mean like a parakeet?



Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)


Danny:
[when a tiny meteor shatters the urn above their fireplace] Grandma!



Movie: Darling(1965)


Diana Scott:
Imagine if...

Miles Brand:
What?

Diana Scott:
It took three.

Miles Brand:
Took three?

Diana Scott:
Sexes. To make a child.

Miles Brand:
Very entertaining.

Diana Scott:
Everything would be different, wouldn't it, quite different, with three sexes.

Miles Brand:
Haven't we got enough problems with two?




Today's Movie News

Now, Tamil re-make of Khosla Ka Ghosla - Hindustan Times

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 10:36:00 GMT
After the successful run of Tamil and Telugu versions of Jodhaa Akbar and Race , UTV is entering the Southern film market with gusto. Currently, it has a slate of five movies under ...

Holiday movies: Stumbling into the final stretch - Minneapolis Star Tribune

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 07:15:00 GMT
T his fall the pressure is on as it has rarely been on before. The year is rapidly winding down, yet film studios are still holding back the prestigious, important, artful, thought ...

Fall Swim Lessons - Birmingham News

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 05:21:00 GMT
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