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Movie: Backbeat(1994)


John Lennon:
Green tea, anyone?



Movie: Of Mice and Men(1939)


George Milton:
You had a cigarette and a drink and a look at a pretty dress, and it cost you fifteen bucks! You just shot a week's pay to walk on that red carpet!

Candy:
A week's pay? Sure, but I worked weeks all my life. I don't remember none of them weeks, but this - nearly twenty years ago - I remember that.



Movie: L.A. Story(1991)


[Admiring a painting]

Harris:
I like the relationships. I mean, each character has his own story. The puppy is a bit too much, but you have to over look things like that in these kinds of paintings. The way he's *holding* her... it's almost... filthy. I mean, he's about to kiss her and she's pulling away. The way the leg's sort of smashed up against her... Phew... Look how he's painted the blouse sort of translucent. You can just make out her breasts underneath and it's sort of touching him about here. It's really... pretty torrid, don't you think? Then of course you have the onlookers peeking at them from behind the doorway like they're all shocked. They wish. Yeah, I must admit, when I see a painting like this, I get emotionally... erect.



[the painting is revealed to be of a red rectangle]



Movie: Oliver & Company(1988)


[after stealing the hot dogs]


Oliver:
So when are we gonna eat?

Dodger:
We?

Oliver:
Yeah. I'm starvin'.

Dodger:
Listen, kid. I hate to break it to ya, but the dynamic duo is now the dynamic *uno*.

Oliver:
What do ya mean?

Dodger:
What I mean is, our partnership is herewith dissolved.

Oliver:
But, wait! Wait. You're not being fair!

Dodger:
Fares are for tourists, kid. Consider it a free lesson in street savoir faire from New York's coolest quadruped.



Movie: Othello(1965)


Iago:
I am not what I am.



Movie: The Keep(1983)


Eva Cuza:
We're dealing with a Gnome! A Devil!

Dr. Theodore Cuza:
A Devil? Now you listen to me. The Devil in the Keep wears a black uniform, has a Death's Head in his cap, and calls himself a Sturmbannführer!



Movie: About a Boy(2002)


Marcus:
[Out to lunch with Will & his mum] I made her put on that nice jumper.

Will:
As for his mum, she appeared to be clinically insane, and wearing some kind of yeti costume!



Movie: Earthsea (TV)(2004)


Vetch:
[after Ged transforms] Yeah, I'm talking to a bird.



Latest Movie News

Receta del tapón del misil

Thu, 16 Aug 2007 17:21:00 +0000
Una receta de buen gusto para el tapón del misil, con el coñac, el
licor de la fresa, el jugo del pomelo, el jugo de piña y el jarabe
del grenadine. el coñac de 1 onza jugo del pomelo de 1 onza sacudida
y tensión del licor de la fresa del jarabe el 1/2 onza del grenadine
del tsp del jugo de piña de 1 onza 1 en un cristal pasado de moda
tres cuartos llenó de hielo quebrado. Servicio en un cristal
Viejo-Formado.

Vanessa Redgrave - Hartford Courant

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 08:04:00 GMT
Brian Dennehy is a man of contrasts. He possesses both an imposing square frame and a physical grace; his eyes can burn with ferocity as well as warmth; and whether he's playing a ...

Netflix boosts its offerings with deal with Starz - Lincoln Journal Star

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 05:12:00 GMT
Netflix added 1,000 new movies and TV shows to watch instantly on its site Wednesday and plans to add 1,500 more by year’s end. The new content, which comes from a deal with ...

Receta de Chilton

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:29:00 +0000
Una receta el tentar para Chilton, con la vodka, los limones, el agua
de soda, la sal y el hielo. 1 terraplén de la vodka del 1/2 onza con
el jugo del hielo del agua de soda de 1 terraplén de la sal de los
limones una sal bordeó el cristal del coctel con hielo. Vierta
adentro la vodka y agregue el jugo del limón. Llene de soda. Inserte
la paja y revuelva levemente. Adorne con una cuña del limón. Sirva
en un cristal del coctel.

Straight to the Quotes ...

Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie(1977)


Henry Gibson:
Although, so far there's no known treatment for death's crippling effects, still everyone can acquaint himself with the three early warning signs of death: one, rigor mortis; two, a rotting smell; three, occasional drowsiness.



Movie: Under the Cherry Moon(1986)


Christopher Tracy:
[writing something on a napkin] It's obvious that little Miss Mary has never been off the city block.



[holds up napkin, which has "Wrecka Stow" written on it]

Mary:
What is that? Some new language?

Christopher Tracy:
Read it. Do you know what it is?

Mary:
It's nothing, you ninny. And you know it, but you won't confess it because you're such a coward.

Christopher Tracy:
It is something, something you don't know, and you won't confess that because *you're* a coward!

Mary:
This is silly, and you're a child!

Christopher Tracy:
[taunting Mary] I go to dinner without my father's permission. Now, read it aloud so we can all hear how knowledgeable you are!


Mary:
Wrecka stow.

Christopher Tracy:
[laughs at Mary's pronounciation] Do you know what it is?

Mary:
Wrecka stow, wrecka stow, it's nothing!

Christopher Tracy:
[laughing] It is something. Come on, say it again louder.

Mary:
Wrecka stow.

Christopher Tracy:
Louder!

Mary:
Wrecka stow! I give up. What is it?


Christopher Tracy:
If you wanted to buy a Sam Cook a'blum, where would you go?

Mary:
[rolls her eyes] The wrecka stow.



Movie: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest(1975)


Candy:
[innocently] You all crazy?



Movie: Jackie Brown(1997)


Ordell Robbie:
Now that there is the Tec-9, a crappy spray gun from South Miami. This gun is advertised as the most popular gun in American crime. Do you believe that shit? It actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in American crime. Like they're actually proud of that shit.



Movie: I Am Dina(2002)


[last words]

Dina:
I am Dina. Watching her beloved drifting away. Am I condemned to this forever? I am the mothers' eye, which sees the child, which sees myself. I am Dina, who sees.



Movie: Halfway to Heaven and Hell(2003)



God:
As long as it's not another fruit-dangling serpent, because that was really lame...

Satan:
Hey, that got your precious little Adam and Eve.

God:
Adam and Eve were idiots all right. People nowadays they've got Tv, they've got the Internet... they're not going to be tempted by some stupid little rubber snake with a lemon.



Movie: Gallagher: We Need a Hero (V)(1993)


Gallagher:
Why doesn't Madonna have a sex show, teaching kids about sex? 'Cause she's 'Like A Virgin'. Like *when*? First time I saw her dance I knew she screwed like an epileptic rabbit with the hiccups!



Movie: The Da Vinci Code(2006)


Robert Langdon:
The Holy Grail 'neath ancient Rosslyn waits / The blade and chalice watch o'er her gates / Adorned by masters loving art she lies / As she rests beneath the starry skies.



Movie: Accattone(1961)



Stella:
What do they do?

Vittorio "Accattone" Cataldi:
What all other women do.



Movie: X-Men: Mutant Academy 2 (VG)(2001)


[after winning a round]


Ororo Munroe:
May your spirit find peace.



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Netflix boosts its offerings with deal with Starz - Lincoln Journal Star

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 05:12:00 GMT
Netflix added 1,000 new movies and TV shows to watch instantly on its site Wednesday and plans to add 1,500 more by year’s end. The new content, which comes from a deal with ...

Vanessa Redgrave - Hartford Courant

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 08:04:00 GMT
Brian Dennehy is a man of contrasts. He possesses both an imposing square frame and a physical grace; his eyes can burn with ferocity as well as warmth; and whether he's playing a ...

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Perdóneme la receta

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:34:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta gran receta para me perdonan, con el licor
blanco del ron, del cloudberry de Lapponia Lakka, el menthe de de de
nata blanco, el jugo anaranjado y el jugo del limón. 1 ron blanco de
nata del cl del licor 1 del cloudberry de Lapponia Lakka del cl de de
del menthe 2 del cl del limón del jugo 2 del cl del cl blanco del
jugo anaranjado 2 revuelve los ingredientes con hielo en un cristal
que se mezcla. Filtre en un cristal del coctel, ...

Joker No 2 on all-time movie characters - Stuff

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Here are the Lines from Movies ...

Movie: Back in Business(1997)


Tony Dunbar:
Heron.

Joe Elkhart:
What's heron? You mean heroin?

Tony Dunbar:
Yeah, except where I'm from we call it heron cause you be fucked up from here on.



Movie: Jack the Giant Killer(1962)


Boatswain:
And where would his royal highness like to sail the ship?


Jack:
We're going to rescue the girl.

Boatswain:
His majesty can have this blasted tub as soon as we're safe ashore in Cornwall. I'll not sail in the wake of those accursed witches!



Movie: The Dark Eye (VG)(1995)


Young Man:
What's that?


[heartbeat sounds]

Young Man:
Good God... the old man's heartbeat! He must be terrified!


[beating intensifies]

Young Man:
His heart will burst! Surely, it will burst! What if... a neighbor should hear?



[moves in for the kill]



Movie: The Magnificent Seven(1960)


Calvera:
Generosity... that was my first mistake. I leave these people a little bit extra, and then they hire these men to make trouble. It shows you, sooner or later, you must answer for every good deed.



Movie: Dark Harbor(1998)


Alexis Chandler Weinberg:
Oh don't be such a snob. I think it's sweet.

David Weinberg:
Yeah, so are circus dwarves.



Movie: Earl's Your Uncle(2004)


Moshe:
Yeah, but Scotty was a mensch. Like part of mishpokhe, my family, and you two kakameyme bastards had the khutspe.



Movie: The Addams Family(1991)


Sally Jessy Raphael:
So, you claim that your son was brainwashed by voodoo witch doctors and forced to recrute others? Let's take a call.

Gomez:
Hello, Sally?

Sally Jessy Raphael:
Mr. Addams, *please* stop calling! We do not know where they meet!



Movie: Zero Effect(1998)


Steve Arlo:
Why are we talking on the phone?

Daryl Zero:
I told you. We can't be too careful. Two guys in an airport... talking? It's a little fishy.



Movie: Onimusha 3 (VG)(2004)


Hideyoshi Hashiba:
Great Nobunaga is dead! Now, it's time for Hideyoshi to conquer the world!


[With Hideyoshi's eyes glowing red, he laughs with evil intent]



Movie: xXx: State of the Union(2005)


Darius Stone:
The fate of the free world in the hands of a bunch of hustlers and thieves.

Agent Kyle Steele:
Why should tonight be any different?



Movie: Baby Take a Bow(1934)


Shirley Ellison:
Daddy, come here. Tell me what you bought me for a birthday present.

Eddie Ellison:
Oh, no. That's a secret.

Shirley Ellison:
Will you tell me if I guess?


Eddie Ellison:
Well, maybe.

Shirley Ellison:
A pair of roller skates?

Eddie Ellison:
No.

Shirley Ellison:
A dollhouse?

Eddie Ellison:
No.

Shirley Ellison:
Aw, Daddy. If you tell me, I'll tell you what I'm going to get you for your birthday.

Eddie Ellison:
Oh, no. I want to be surprised.

Shirley Ellison:
Will you tell me for a kiss?

Eddie Ellison:
Well, that's awful tempting, but--


Shirley Ellison:
I'll bet I know, a ballet dress.

Eddie Ellison:
A ballet dress. Now, what made you think of that?

Shirley Ellison:
Cause that's what I want most.

Eddie Ellison:
Come on, now, you little g-nomey, you've gotta go to sleep. Go on.

Shirley Ellison:
[singsong] I'm gonna get a ballet dress. I'm gonna get a ballet dress.

Eddie Ellison:
[singsong] Don't tell Mommy I told you.

Shirley Ellison:
[singsong] I won't.




Movie: Madea's Class Reunion (V)(2003)


Ann:
You need a deposit like a credit card or cash...

Leroy Brown:
Oh yeah, I know all about that dep-o-sit.


[takes out a bag of coins and drops it on the counter]



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Perdóneme la receta

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:34:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta gran receta para me perdonan, con el licor
blanco del ron, del cloudberry de Lapponia Lakka, el menthe de de de
nata blanco, el jugo anaranjado y el jugo del limón. 1 ron blanco de
nata del cl del licor 1 del cloudberry de Lapponia Lakka del cl de de
del menthe 2 del cl del limón del jugo 2 del cl del cl blanco del
jugo anaranjado 2 revuelve los ingredientes con hielo en un cristal
que se mezcla. Filtre en un cristal del coctel, ...

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Movie Quotes:

Movie: E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial(1982)


Tyler:
Douche bag.



Movie: Unforgiven(1992)


[Little Bill tells the real story of English Bob's gunfight]

Little Bill Daggett:
First off, Corky Corcoran never carried two guns. Though he should have.

W.W. Beauchamp:
But... no, no, he was called "Two-Gun Corcoran."

Little Bill Daggett:
Well, a lot of people did call him "Two-Gun" but it wasn't on account of him sporting two pistols. It was because he had a dick that was so big it was longer than the barrel of that Walker Colt he carried.




Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)


Indian Bartender:
Let me guess. Your old lady got fed up because you're out here chasing the skirt so she took these little ones and left you.

Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
It's a little more complicated than that.

Indian Bartender:
Sure it is. Everyone thinks his story is the one with a twist. Well let me tell you, I've heard just about everything there is to...



[Brian unzips his jacket, revealing his priest's collar]

Indian Bartender:
Holy shit.

Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Exactly.



Movie: The Unbearable Whiteness of Dean(1995)


Dean Patterson:
I'm large and in charge! Now, anybody else want a slice of this?



Movie: Tadpole(2002)


Oscar:
Hey Jimmy.

Jimmy:
Hi Tadpole. Back for Thanksgiving?

Oscar:
That's right.


Jimmy:
What happened to your hair?

Oscar:
I combed it.

Jimmy:
Oh. I don't like it.



Movie: Oliver Twist (TV)(1997)


The Artful Dodger:
What's to happen to the likes of me? Just trying to make a dishonest living for himself.



Movie: Vampires(1998)


[a vampire has just snapped a metal cord that was being pulled by Montoya's jeep]

Father Adam Guiteau:
You didn't tell me they could do that!


Jack Crow:
I didn't *know* they could do that!



Movie: Unendliche Geschichte, Die(1984)


Bastian:
How many wishes do I get?

The Childlike Empress:
As many as you want. And the more wishes you make, the more magnificent Fantasia will become.

Bastian:
Really?

The Childlike Empress:
Try it.

Bastian:
Then my first wish is...



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Sun, 05 Oct 2008 07:14:00 GMT
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