Check out these Quotations:

Movie: Dad's Army(1971)


Mavis Pike:
Frank, where have you been, you know your tea's been in the oven for over an hour. You're to come home at once.

Pvt. Frank Pike:
I can't come home now mum, we're learning how to be soldiers.

Mavis Pike:
Well you'll just have to learn how to be soldiers some other time.



Movie: Quick Change(1990)


Bank Guard:
What the Hell kind of clown are you?

Grimm:
The crying on the inside kind, I guess.



Movie: One Man Army(1994)


Jerry Pelt:
I'm not for sale.



Movie: Varsity Blues(1999)


Charlie Tweeder:
Jonathan Moxon your are under arrest for not being naked with some sophomore chick who wants to bathe you with her tongue, now take off your clothes and get in the car.



Movie: Bad Boys(1983)


Mike Lowrey:
Now that's how you supposed to drive! From now on that's how you drive!



Movie: Bachelor Party(1984)


Rick Gassko:
[tasting some of his own dinner] This is the food prison riots are made out of.



Movie: Quills(2000)


Marquis de Sade:
I write what I see, the endless procession to the guillotine. We're all lined up, waiting for the crunch of the blade... the rivers of blood are flowing beneath our feet... I've been to hell young man, you've only read about it.



Movie: Mad Love(1935)


Françoise, Gogol's Housekeeper:
[referring to the wax figure of Yvonne] It went out for a little walk!



Movie: Tall Tale(1995)


Calamity Jane:
Anybody make a move and I'll fill 'em full of lead, or my name ain't Calamity Jane!



Movie: Jackie Brown(1997)


[first lines]

Girl at Security Gate:
Flight 710 to Cabo San Lucas, now boarding Gate 103, first class only. Flight 710, Cabo San Lucas, now boarding Gate 103. First class only.

Jackie Brown:
[greeting passengers] Buenos dias. Welcome aboard. Welcome aboard.



Today's Movie News

Gallery: Backyard Wrestling Meets Live-Action Japanese Monster Movies (Wired News)

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:30:12 GMT
Take everything you love about Japanese monster movies and pile-drive it into the glorious spectacle of professional wrestling.

Blog: Emirates do it in style

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 19:12:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - There are 50 new movies on the system. They include great classics, all the top TV shows, terrific sport - including 11 cricket episodes and 6 rugby episodes - and the most amazing music choices.

Give me Lines from Movies now!

Movie: Open Range(2003)


Boss Spearman:
Man's got a right to protect his property and his life, and we ain't lettin' no rancher or his lawman take either.



Movie: The Odd Couple(1968)


[first lines]

Felix Ungar:
A room please.

Hotel clerk:
You alone? Luggage? How long you want it for?

Felix Ungar:
Not very long.



Movie: Vanilla Sky(2001)


David:
Where's Sofia? WHERE IS SHE?

Julie:
I AM SOFIA.



Movie: Darkman(1990)


Louis Strack Jr.:
Robert, I have good news and bad.

Robert Durant:
Custom dictates that you render the bad news first.

Louis Strack Jr.:
We have a little problem with Miss Hastings. It appears she has uncovered our alliance.

Robert Durant:
No problem at all. And the good news?


Louis Strack Jr.:
Your wife died.


[Busts out laughing]

Louis Strack Jr.:
I'm joking, of course. No. The good news is that I know who's behind our little troubles of late. When you retrieved my memorandum, you failed to excise the good doctor.

Robert Durant:
Westlake? He's extinct. I saw to it myself.

Louis Strack Jr.:
He's alive. I don't like loose ends, Robert. Finish it.

Robert Durant:
Where is he?

Louis Strack Jr.:
I believe we have a guide.



Movie: Back to the Future Part II(1989)


Western Union Man:
Kid, you all right? You need any help?

Marty McFly:
There's only one man who can help me.



Today's Movie News

Mirchi Movies to foray into southern market (The Economic Times)

Sun, 10 Feb 2008 23:36:30 GMT
Mirchi Movies, a subsidiary of Times Infotainment, plans to foray into the southern film market and has lined up several movie projects.

A star-studded edition of The Links

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 23:37:00 GMT
ESPN.com - Todd in Columbus, Ohio: "Thought this link was right up your alley. Sly Stallone has just inked a deal to direct and star in two new action movies. Bring back Marion Cobretti!" Mike from Meriden, Conn.: "(On Friday), you printed an e-mail from Mike in ...

Nokia vs. Google: The Battle Escalates

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 23:58:00 GMT
BusinessWeek - ... broadcast over the air or streamed via mobile networks. The N96, due to hit stores sometime after midyear, includes a "kickstand" allowing it to be propped on a surface for watching video. It also has a 16 gigabyte memory so it can store whole movies

Tolkien Lawsuit to Halt 'Hobbit' Movies? (ABC News)

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:14:40 GMT
The estate of the "Lord of the Rings" creator is suing New Line Cinema.

Check out these Movie Quotes:

Movie: An Unexpected Family (TV)(1996)


Megan Whitney:
Could we go get ice-cream?

Matt Whitney:
She just forgave me for stealing a car. Let's not push our luck!



Movie: G.I. Joe: The Movie (V)(1987)


Serpentor:
Die, arrogant Earth scum!




Movie: Out Cold(2001)


Luke:
[punches Pig Pen] A little sensitivity here. Can't you see this is a dejected man?

Luke:
Now Rick, get your dejected head out of your ass. Papa wanted you to run this mountain.



Movie: Open Season(2006)


Boog:
[Helium voice] Hello, idiot.

Elliot:
[Helium voice] That's Elliot.



Movie: Uptown Girls(2003)


[Ray is hitting a classmate and shouting]

Ray:
Take it back.

Molly Gunn:
What are you doing?


[Molly breaks the girls apart and takes Ray away]

Molly Gunn:
Have you gone mad? There is never, ever an excuse for hitting another person. What is going on?


Ray:
She was laughing at me because her "au pair" said that my new nanny was a slutbag whore.


[Molly goes at it with the au pair]



Movie: Damien: Omen II(1978)


Master Sergeant Daniel Neff:
Mathematics good, Science very good, Military History fair, room for improvement.

Damien Thorn:
Yes Sergeant.

Master Sergeant Daniel Neff:
Physical Training is excellent. I hear you're quite a Football player. Be proud of your accomplishments. Pride is alright when there's reason to be proud.

Damien Thorn:
Yes Sergeant.

Master Sergeant Daniel Neff:
I'm here to teach you but also I'm here to help you. Any problems you come to me. Don't be afraid, day or night, any advice. You understand?

Damien Thorn:
Whatever you say Sergeant.

Master Sergeant Daniel Neff:
We're gonna get to know each other. I see you're an orphan. Well, that's something we have in common.



Movie: G.I. Joe: The Movie (V)(1987)


Beach-head:
What's that bow-wow doing here?

Law:
That's my dog, Order. He's trained to sniff out explosives. Order, seek!

Beach-head:
This is supposed to be YOUR test, Law!

Law:
Hey, Law and Order are a team, man. He find the bombs, I drive the car. We tried it the other way, but it didn't work.



Movie: Tau man ji D(2005)


Bunta Fujiwara:
A few years ago, my boy told me he needed glasses, so I took him to an optician. But his eyesight turned out to be 20/20. I told him, "Hey, kid, I'll kick your ass if your kidding me around."



Movie: Xscape(2000)


Lt. Kesslar H. Erikson:
Human rights for prisoners and for clones. They feel the use of prisoners in cloning experimentation is in violation of those rights. Even though they are on death row we must treat them humanely until time of departure. The committee also wants to make sure the clones we have created are bring treated according to the agreement. Human rights outweigh scientific research.



Movie: Major League(1989)


Rick Vaughn:
What's that shit on your chest?

Eddie Harris:
[wiping his finger across his chest] Crisco?

Eddie Harris:
[wiping it across his waist line]


Eddie Harris:
Bardol?

Eddie Harris:
[wiping it along his head]

Eddie Harris:
Vagisil. Any one of them will give you another two to three inches drop on your curve ball. Of course if the umps are watching me real close I'll rub a little jalapeo up my nose, get it runnin', and if I need to load the ball up I just...

Eddie Harris:
[wipes his nose]

Eddie Harris:
...wipe my nose.

Rick Vaughn:
You put snot on the ball?

Eddie Harris:
I haven't got an arm like you, kid. I have to put anything on it I can find. Someday you will too.




Movie: The Adventures of Mark Twain(1944)


Mark Twain:
Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody, if he can help it.



Today's Movie News

DIRECTV Will Not Carry Hallmark Movies HD In April

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 18:50:00 GMT
TVPredictions.com - Washington, D.C. (February 11, 2008) -- DIRECTV said today that it does not plan to carry the Hallmark Movie Channel's high-def simulcast channel when it launches on April 2. Multichannel News ...

At The Movies

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:46:00 GMT
American Reporter - SAN FRANCISCO, Calif. -- If aliens from outer space visit us, I'm sure they'd be struck by our penchant for revenge. Just look at newspapers, where the motto is "If it bleeds, it leads." They'd find ...

Tolkien Estate Sues Over "Ring" Movies (CBS News)

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 20:07:36 GMT
The estate of "Lord of the Rings" creator J.R.R. Tolkien is suing the film studio that released the trilogy based on his books, saying they didn't pay the required cut of gross profits.

Blog: Emirates do it in style

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 19:12:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - There are 50 new movies on the system. They include great classics, all the top TV shows, terrific sport - including 11 cricket episodes and 6 rugby episodes - and the most amazing music choices.

Why Mumbai cinemas prefer Bhojpuri movies? (IANS via Yahoo! India News)

Sun, 10 Feb 2008 07:31:00 GMT
Mumbai, Feb 10 (IANS) Supporters of Maharashtra Navnirman Sena (MNS) chief Raj Thackeray may attack theatres showing Bhojpuri films but there are good business reasons why theatre owners prefer Bhojpuri movies to Marathi ones.