Quotations:

Movie: Ace Ventura (VG)(1996)


Mr. Shickadance, Jaques Du Monque:
Guess what day it is today, Ventura?

Ace Ventura:
Warthog day? Groundhog day?

Mr. Shickadance, Jaques Du Monque:
Try rent day!



[Ace slams the door in Shickadance's face]



Movie: xXx(2002)


Xander Cage:
Y'know, if you're gonna ask someone to save the world, you'd better make sure they like it the way it is.



Movie: Oklahoma!(1955)


Laurey:
Curly! You're sittin' on the stove!

Curly:
Yeouch!


[Jumps up, feels the stove]

Curly:
Cold as a hunk of ice.

Laurey:
Wish it would've burned a hole in your pants.






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Mobile a tough device for TV

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 16:16:00 GMT
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Miley Cyrus Is Criticized, and a Debate on Seat Belts and Movies ...

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:34:00 GMT
COX.net for San Diego - NEW YORK (Associated Press) -- When Consumer Reports posted a blog last week criticizing Miley Cyrus for not wearing her seat belt in a new film, Hannah Montana Nation rallied in ...

Receta del trueno del balanceo de Daytona

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:13:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta deliciosa para el trueno del balanceo
de Daytona, con el licor meridional del melocotón de la comodidad, el
sec triple, el whisky del borbón, los schnapps del melocotón, el
jugo anaranjado y el jugo del pomelo. 1 jugo anaranjado de la
comodidad del 1/2 onza del melocotón del licor el 1/2 onza del
borbón del whisky el 1/2 onza del melocotón de los schnapps el 1/2
onza sec del jugo triple meridional del pomelo vierte la comodidad
meridional, el sec triple, el whisky del borbón y los schnapps del
melocotón en a ...

Receta sucia de la puta del extremo

Tue, 15 Jan 2008 18:42:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta agradable para la puta sucia del
extremo, con el whisky temprano del borbón de las épocas, el licor
herbario de Jagermeister, el jugo anaranjado y la Coca-Cola. whisky
temprano del borbón de los tiempos de 1 onza licor herbario de 1 onza
Jagermeister jugo anaranjado 6 de 2 onzas - la Coca-Cola de 8 onzas
vierte todos los ingredientes en un cristal del highball, revuelve, y
sirve. Servicio en un cristal de Highball.

Receta roja del diablo

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:41:00 +0000
Una receta apetitosa para el diablo rojo, con la vodka, los schnapps
del melocotón, el licor meridional del melocotón de la comodidad, la
ginebra del endrino, el sec triple, el jugo anaranjado y el jarabe del
grenadine. schnapps meridionales de 1 del 1/2 onza de la comodidad del
melocotón melocotón del licor 1 el 1/2 onza 1 ginebra del endrino
del 1/2 onza 1 jarabe del grenadine del chapoteo de la vodka 1 del 1/2
onza jugo anaranjado de 2 onzas alcoholes triples de la mezcla de 2
onzas sec en un coctel hielo-llenado ...

Check out these Quotations:

Movie: Darling(1965)


Diana Scott:
Imagine if...

Miles Brand:
What?

Diana Scott:
It took three.

Miles Brand:
Took three?

Diana Scott:
Sexes. To make a child.

Miles Brand:
Very entertaining.

Diana Scott:
Everything would be different, wouldn't it, quite different, with three sexes.

Miles Brand:
Haven't we got enough problems with two?




Movie: The Opposite of Sex(1998)


Jason Bock:
If I save one kid from getting butt-fucked, from having his ass totally reamed until it looks like the Lincoln Tunnel and he can't stand up for three weeks, then maybe all of this is worth... something. Teachers everywhere have to learn that no means no... at least until we've dropped out.



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


Dr. Emmett Brown:
[reads the "Save the Clock Tower" flyer and reacts with hope] This is it! This is the answer. It says here... that a bolt of lightning is going to strike the clock tower at precisely 10:04pm, next Saturday night! If we can somehow... *harness* this lightning... *channel* it... into the flux capacitor... it just might work. Next Saturday night, we're sending you back to the future!




Movie: Vanity Fair(2004)


Miss Matilda Crawley:
Keep your toadying until I get to a fire. You can suck up all you wish once I'm warm.



Movie: X-Men(2000)


Wolverine:
You going to tell me to stay away from your girl?

Cyclops:
If I had to do that, she wouldn't be my girl.

Wolverine:
Well, then I guess you've got nothing to worry about, do ya, Cyclops?

Cyclops:
It must burn you up that a boy like me saved your life, huh? Gotta be careful. I might not be there next time. Oh, and Logan - stay away from my girl.



Movie: The United States of Leland(2003)


Leland:
And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.



Movie: Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le(2001)


Old Man at the Two Windmills:
Still, true love does exist.

Suzanne, Owner Two Windmills bar:
I know. After 30 years behind a bar, I'm an expert. I'll even give you the recipe. Take two regulars, mix them together and let them stew. It never fails.




Movie: The Omen(1976)


Young nanny:
Look at me, Damien! It's all for you.



[she jumbs off a roof, hanging herself]



Movie: Kalifornia(1993)


Early Grayce:
Some day me and Adele be walking down the road and we'll see your book and we'll buy it and put it on our coffee table.



Movie: C'était le 12 du 12 et Chili avait les blues(1994)


Chili:
Dad said heaven was like the police. You need your Grade 10 diploma to get in.



Movie: The R.M.(2003)



Humu:
[Humu is a *very* large Tongan exchange student] Dude! Your fiance is *hot*.

Jared:
You speak English?

Humu:
Better than Tongan, actually.

Jared:
But... but...

Humu:
Hey, look, man, no offense, but all your mom ever talks about is food storage and Relief Society centerpieces. To avoid an awkward conversation, I just had to eat. Heck, I was a "buck-eighty" when I first got here. Ha ha!



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Receta del trueno del balanceo de Daytona

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:13:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta deliciosa para el trueno del balanceo
de Daytona, con el licor meridional del melocotón de la comodidad, el
sec triple, el whisky del borbón, los schnapps del melocotón, el
jugo anaranjado y el jugo del pomelo. 1 jugo anaranjado de la
comodidad del 1/2 onza del melocotón del licor el 1/2 onza del
borbón del whisky el 1/2 onza del melocotón de los schnapps el 1/2
onza sec del jugo triple meridional del pomelo vierte la comodidad
meridional, el sec triple, el whisky del borbón y los schnapps del
melocotón en a ...

China to release 3 Hollywood movies in March, despite fears of ban

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 09:40:00 GMT
MSN UK News - China will release three U.S. films in March, a distributor said Friday, despite predictions the Communist country would prohibit Hollywood movies to protect the local industry. The fantasy film "The Golden Compass," action thriller "National ...

China to release 3 Hollywood movies in March, despite fears of ban

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 09:40:00 GMT
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Guide: At the movies

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 09:33:00 GMT
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Receta de griterío de la hada maligna del plátano

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 15:53:00 +0000
Una receta deliciosa para la hada maligna de griterío del plátano,
con el licor del plátano, la vodka, el cacao de de de nata blanco, la
crema y la cereza. 1 crema del 1/2 onza 1 sacudida blanca del cacao de
de de nata de la vodka el 1/2 onza del licor el 1/2 onza del plátano
de la cereza el 1/2 onza todos los ingredientes (excepto cereza) con
hielo y tensión en un cristal enfriado del coctel. Agregue la cereza
en tapa y sirva. Sirva en un coctel ...

Quotes:

Movie: L.I.E.(2001)


Howie's friend:
Howie, if you do stuff with guys, that's gay stuff. If you do stuff with girls, that's straight stuff.



Movie: Madea's Family Reunion(2006)


Ruby:
Take me outside, I want to see my family.



Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Wallet Guy:
There's gotta be a fucking five in here somewhere.



Movie: Our Lips Are Sealed(2000)


Maddie:
[in the WPP as Mormons] Attention! Attention everyone! We're part of the witness protection program!



Movie: VeggieTales: Lord of the Beans (V)(2005)


Billboy Baggypants:
Today is my twelvety twoth birthday. I'm twice as tall as half of you and half as short as twice of you.



Movie: Hairspray(1988)


Velma Von Tussle:
And you HAD to pick a colored song, didn't you? What's wrong with Connie Francis? Shelley Fabares? I LOVE Shelley Fabares!

Amber Von Tussle:
Mother, Shake a Tale Feather has a wild song. It's got a good beat and you can dance to it.



Movie: Back in the Day (V)(2005)


Reggie:
[to his mom] You can't even put food on the table!




Movie: Halloween H20: 20 Years Later(1998)


Sarah:
Okay Charlie, no sex kinks till I've eaten.



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Bring on the creepy girls

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:36:00 GMT
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Bring on the creepy girls

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:36:00 GMT
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By Charles Lin CAMPUS LIFE EDITOR When all the tapes in the video store get erased, an employee and his friend decide to replace them by re-shooting the movies on a shoestring budget. These two geniuses, played by Mos Def and Jack Black, crappily recreate a slew of classic movies including “Driving Miss Daisy” and “Ghost Busters.” Their hilariously lo-fi remakes, replete with cardboard special ...