Today's Movie Quotes:

Movie: Used Cars(1980)


Mickey:
Hey, Old Man; what's the deal on this '57 Chevy? $2700! You got to be jackin' me!

Luke Fuchs:
Believe it or not, that car is one of the finest cars on this lot.

Mickey:
How does it run?

Luke Fuchs:
Like a dream.

Mickey:
I'll tell you, Old Man; for $2700, it better run like a wet dream.




Movie: Oliver Twist(1948)


Noah Claypole:
Do you know who I am?

Oliver Twist:
No Sir.

Noah Claypole:
I'm Mr Noah Claypole and you're under me so don't you forget it!



Movie: Our Man Flint(1966)


Derek Flint:
Repeat after me: I am not a pleasure unit.



Movie: Kate & Leopold(2001)


[Leopold and Charlie leave the club. Charlie is fuming because Leopold has enthralled Patrice, Charlie's love interest]

Charlie:
And I would have gotten her number if you hadn't turned the evening into a guided tour of the Louvre!

Leopold:
My apologies.

Charlie:
Let's get one thing straight. Patrice, she thought you were cute - probably gay, and cute - and cute, Leo, that's just the kiss of death.

Leopold:
Perhaps.

Charlie:
Perhaps? Certainly!

Leopold:
[produces a napkin] I believe this is her number.



[Charlie takes it from him in disbelief]

Leopold:
As I see it, Patrice has not an inkling of your affections, and it's no wonder. You, Charles, are a merry-andrew.

Charlie:
A what?

Leopold:
Everything plays a farce to you. Women respond to sincerity. No-one wants to be romanced by a buffoon. Now, that number rings her.

Charlie:
Yes?

Leopold:
So ring her tomorrow.

Charlie:
I can't. She gave the number to you.

Leopold:
Only because I told her of your affections.


Charlie:
[taken aback] Wha - what did you say?

Leopold:
Merely that you admired her, but you were hesitant to make an overture, as you'd been told she was courting another.

Charlie:
Shit... that's good! Well, what did she say?

Leopold:
She handed me the napkin.


[Charlie rushes under a lit store window to read the napkin, and starts dialing his cell phone]

Leopold:
Charles, it's quite late.

Charlie:
No, no, she won't be home yet. I get her machine and leave a message, ball's in her court.


Leopold:
You're ladling calculation upon comedy. The point is, to keep the ball in *your* court.

Charlie:
[slaps his phone shut] You're right! You're right!



Movie: Quills(2000)


Marquis de Sade:
Welcome to our humble madhouse, Doctor. I trust you'll find yourself at home.



Today's Movie News

Receta del tónico de Tanzanian

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Esto es una receta muy agradable para el tónico de Tanzanian, con el
jugo de piña, el néctar del albaricoque, el néctar del melocotón,
el jugo del limón, el jugo anaranjado, el jarabe del grenadine, el
ron ligero y el ron oscuro. néctar del albaricoque de 1 taza néctar
del melocotón de 1 taza ron oscuro de la rociada del jugo de piña de
1 taza 1 jarabe del grenadine de 1 onza jugo del limón de 2 onzas
jugo anaranjado de 2 onzas ingredientes ligeros de la cosechadora del
ron de 6 onzas en a ...

Receta de medianoche del coctel

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 06:20:00 +0000
Una receta agradable para el coctel de medianoche, con brandy del albaricoque, sec triple y el jugo de limón. brandy del albaricoque de 1 onza 1 jugo de limón del tbsp
el sec triple del 1/2 onza vierte el brandy del albaricoque, el sec triple y el jugo de limón en una coctelera de coctel media llena con los cubos de hielo.
Sacuda bien, filtre en un vidrio de coctel, y servicio.
Sirva en un vidrio de coctel.

British haka rubbishing draws NZ fire - Stuff

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 09:06:00 GMT
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Receta del terremoto

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:47:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta sabrosa para el terremoto, con ginebra, whisky
y licor del regaliz del pernod. 1 porción del pernod de licor del
regaliz 1 porción de ginebra sacudida del whisky de 1 porción los
ingredientes junto y pobres encima en un coctel-cristal. Servicio en
un cristal del coctel.

Quotations:

Movie: T-Men(1947)


The Schemer:
Yeah. They been giving me the cold shoulder lately. Giving me the fish-eye, kicking me around. What's behind all this?



Movie: On Again Off Again(1937)


[Horton slaps butler Hobbs in the face]

William Hobbs:
What's that for?

Claude Horton:
That's for calling me a mongoose.

William Hobbs:
I called you that weeks ago!


Claude Horton:
Well, I just saw a picture of one in a book...besides, I'm too tall for a mongoose!



Movie: Mad Love(1935)


Eric:
Oh yeah. I got laid.



Movie: Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines (VG)(2004)


Mercurio:
Call me old fashioned, but I don't believe in talking about that stuff in front of a woman.


Ventrue:
Call me old fashioned, but I believe a knee to the balls tends to make a guy talk.



Movie: Xenosaga Episode III: Also Sprach Zarathustra (VG)(2006)


Wilhelm:
You probably don't know the origin of Ormus, so I shall tell you. Ormus was born approximately 6,000 years ago. It began from the death of the man you worship as your Lord. Officially, it existed to convey the man's existence to coming generations. But its true purpose... was to manage the "words" he passed on. The program you call Lemegeton is, in fact, those words. It's a failsafe installed by God that can cause this universe to dissipate. Though it appears the man you call your Lord didn't know that. Of course that was to be expected, for those were the words of Yeshua. To protect the universe from dissipation, I created an organization to manage and watch over those words. That's Ormus's true objective. Not just the words, but also the artifacts of God, passed down from ancient times. All of them are beyond human control.

Margulis:
Are you saying our devout wish to return to Lost Jerusalem is all a lie?

Wilhelm:
Yes, exactly. You needed words, faith, to define who you are. What were you planning on doing once you returned to that place? It disappeared because it was fated to. Because of human action.

Margulis:
Then all we've done so far, all we've worked for was meaningless?

Wilhelm:
It wasn't meaningless as long as you, yourself, believe it wasn't meaningless. After all, that's why I've continued to exist. Now, what will you do, Margulis? You must make a decision that will define who you are. Will you leave this place, or...

Margulis:
I-I...

Wilhelm:
Yes. You are a man who has lived a life without regret. You truly are a worthy actor to decorate the final stage.



Movie: Quick Change(1990)


Loomis:
It was an accident, Phyllis.

Phyllis:
Oh, you know? So was Chernobyl.

Grimm:
True, but Loomis didn't irradiate anybody.



Movie: K-19: The Widowmaker(2002)


Captain Alexei Vostrikov:
We deliver, or we drown.



Movie: Damien: Omen II(1978)


[last title card]

Title card:
For such are false apostles. Deceitful workers whom lie and transform themselves to look like real apostles of Christ. II Corinthians, Chapter 11, Verse 13.



Movie: G.I. Joe: The Movie (V)(1987)


Pythona:
Prepare for eternity!



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Receta del terremoto

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:47:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta sabrosa para el terremoto, con ginebra, whisky
y licor del regaliz del pernod. 1 porción del pernod de licor del
regaliz 1 porción de ginebra sacudida del whisky de 1 porción los
ingredientes junto y pobres encima en un coctel-cristal. Servicio en
un cristal del coctel.

Give me Quotations now!

Movie: D.E.B.S.(2003)


Scud:
[Lucy's gang is robbing a bank. Scud goes to inform her of the situation] D.E.B.S. en route - two minutes.


Lucy:
[primping self in mirror] Do I look okay?

Scud:
[rolling eyes] This is retarded.



Movie: D2: The Mighty Ducks(1994)


Goldberg:
Have no fear, Goldberg is here. Hey man there was nothin' on that. How 'bout a real shot? Hey Paison, meatballs are slowin' ya down? Hey uhh... how do you say in Italiano, wussy?



Movie: Undersea Kingdom(1936)


Diana Compton:
Are you actually proposing to move this huge metal tower? Why?

Unga Khan:
Because it contains all the machinery that has enabled me to harness the atom, the most destructive force known to science. Once I reach the surface I will become the ruler of the upper world... or destroy it!

Diana Compton:
Professor Norton would never agree to such a fiendish plan!


Prof. Norton:
He's insane if he thinks I will.

Unga Khan:
We have ways of persuading people to do our bidding.



Movie: The Ladies Man(1961)


Lance DeLune:
[after blowing up Leon's house boat] Wow, we really didn't think that through.



Movie: Sabretooth (V)(2002)


Trent Parks:
We got to get out of here.

Casey Ballenger:
Where's Lola? Trent, where is she? You left her behind?

Trent Parks:
It had her. There was nothing I could do. It's one of those dinosaurs.

Casey Ballenger:
What?

Trent Parks:
Those tigers with the teeth.

Casey Ballenger:
A sabretooth?

Bob Thatcher:
What?


Leon Tingel:
You're talking crazy, man. They're extinct.



Movie: Gallagher: We Need a Hero (V)(1993)


Gallagher:
I hate it when my heroes let me down! I hate it when they throw my admiration on the ground! So I'll be my own hero! I'll be my own man! I'm the only one I ever met that's really worth a damn.



Movie: O Brother, Where Art Thou?(2000)


Pappy O'Daniel:
It seems that Mr. Stokes has a grudge against the Soggy Bottom Boys, on account of their rough and rowdy past.


[boos]

Pappy O'Daniel:
Seems, Mr. Stokes is the kind of fella who wants to cast the first stone. Well, I'm with you folks. I'm a forgiving, Christian sort of man. And I say, if their rambunctiousness, and misdemeanoring, is behind them...


[turns away from the mike, towards Everett]

Pappy O'Daniel:
[no-nonsense] It is, ain't it, boys?


Ulysses Everett McGill:
Uh, yes sir, it is.



Movie: One, Two, Three(1961)


C.R. MacNamara:
Are you out of your seventeen year old mind? Russia is to get out of, not to get into!




Movie: D.O.A.(1950)


Dexter Cornell:
So, who you gonna kill for your next novel?



Movie: Quigley Down Under(1990)


Elliott Marston:
Ah ha. Legendary Sharps.

Matthew Quigley:
You know your weapons. It's a lever-action, breech loader. Usual barrel length's thirty inches. This one has an extra four. It's converted to use a special forty-five caliber, hundred and ten grain metal cartridge, with a five-hundred forty grain paper patch bullet. It's fitted with double set triggers, and a Vernier sight. It's marked up to twelve-hundred yards. This one shoots a mite further.

Elliott Marston:
An experimental weapon with experimental ammunition.

Matthew Quigley:
You could call it that.

Elliott Marston:
Let's experiment.



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Receta de medianoche del coctel

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 06:20:00 +0000
Una receta agradable para el coctel de medianoche, con brandy del albaricoque, sec triple y el jugo de limón. brandy del albaricoque de 1 onza 1 jugo de limón del tbsp
el sec triple del 1/2 onza vierte el brandy del albaricoque, el sec triple y el jugo de limón en una coctelera de coctel media llena con los cubos de hielo.
Sacuda bien, filtre en un vidrio de coctel, y servicio.
Sirva en un vidrio de coctel.

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