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Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)


Jean Girard:
Will you be my... Katie Couric?



Movie: On Deadly Ground(1994)


Forrest Taft:
Well, let's see, that's natives 8, oil workers 0. Anyone else wanna play with Cupcake?



Movie: Old School(2003)


Frank:
All we are is dust in the wind...



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Lord Hood:
They're going to try and take our MAC guns offline. Give the Covenant a straight shot at Earth. Master Chief, defend this station!



Movie: Ocean's Twelve(2004)


[last lines]

Reuben Tishkoff:
If, God forbid, anything does happen to you, we will not be involved.

Terry Benedict:
You better not be, Reuben. You better not be.



Movie: VeggieTales: Lord of the Beans (V)(2005)


Junior Asparagus - Toto Baggypants:
You were a Flobbit?

Ahem:
That's right. A perfectly normal Flobbit named Spiegel.


Junior Asparagus - Toto Baggypants:
You were that Flobbit? That Flobbit who bought everything mail order?



Movie: Orlando(1992)


Queen Elizabeth I:
[conferring the family estate upon Orlando] For you and for your heirs, Orlando: the house.

Orlando:
Your Majesty, I am forever...


Queen Elizabeth I:
But on one condition. Do not fade. Do not wither. Do not grow old.



Movie: Darby O'Gill and the Little People(1959)


[Katie is lost on Knocknasheega; a ghostly wail is heard]

Darby O'Gill:
The banshee!

Michael McBride:
Maybe it's just the wind.

Darby O'Gill:
It's the wail of the banshee, the same as I heard the night Katie's mother was taken! She'll be destroyed entirely!



Latest Movie News

The Rise Of Dame Julie Andrews (CBS News)

Sun, 06 Apr 2008 17:30:02 GMT
Millions around the world know Julie Andrews from her songs in movies such as "The Sound of Music." Less well-known is the true story of her path to stardom, which she tells in her new memoir, "Home."

Charlton Heston, dead at 84, left political mark to rival movies (WOOD TV 8 Grand Rapids)

Sun, 06 Apr 2008 22:18:30 GMT
LOS ANGELES -- Nancy Reagan was heartbroken over Charlton Heston's death. President Bush hailed him as a "strong advocate for liberty," while John McCain called Heston a devotee for...

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Movie: One Man Newsradio (V)(2006)


Bill, Lisa:
[as Beth] Hey Joe! Wanna know when your finished fixing that thing?

Bill, Lisa:
[as Joe] All right, I'm working on it. And also I decided to take my shirt of in this scene.



Movie: Accepted(2006)


Glen:
Oh look there's my old girlfriend Sarah Pellfan... YOU BROKE MY HEART!



Movie: About a Boy(2002)


Rachel:
Will, how do you use this blender thing?

Will:
You don't.



Movie: Ultimate Avengers II (V)(2006)


General Nick Fury:
This one needs a clear head in the lead, Captain. You're carrying too much baggage. Widow, you'll be in command.

Hank Pym:
Demoted. I guess that makes him Private America, huh?



Movie: Hairspray(1988)


Prudy Pingleton:
Get the jump rope, Penny.

Penny Pingleton:
[runs out of the room] Mom, not the jump rope!


Prudy Pingleton:
[to Tracy] Don't you touch my canned tuna!



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)



Mitzi:
Come on girls, off your snatches.



Movie: Xin long zhong hu dou(1992)


Billy Chow:
[after he shows up with two women at Wang's birthday party and gives him a gift] Sorry I'm late guys. Wang, happy birthday.

Wang:
[watches as his wife takes the package] Billy, if you didn't screw around, you'd die.

Billy Chow:
Hey Wang, relax.


[gestures to the women]

Billy Chow:
They're just regular friends. Besides, I brought them along to help celebrate.


Wang:
Hmm, you're not worried about your cousin.

Mrs. Wang:
[smiles] Today's your birthday, there's no need to get mad.


[to Billy]

Mrs. Wang:
You're too much. You know I don't like your playboy ways, yet you flout girls in front of me. He'll send you to Thailand for training. If you screw around, you'll have no strength left.

Billy Chow:
[confidently] Hey, that's no problem! I can go to Thailand right now.

Wang:
[skeptically] Right. Go screw around.




Movie: The Usual Suspects(1995)


Hockney:
It's dry fucking sand, McManus. When he rots, the surfers'll smell him a mile away.



Movie: Oscar(1991)


Snaps:
Let's get started, I got until noon to look like a banker.

Finucci:
Oh, we make-a you look like a banker... take off-a you pants.



Movie: Hairspray(1988)


Amber von Tussel:
[on the phone with Edna, disguising her voice] My name is Mike.

Edna Turnblad:
[off-camera] Mike?

Amber von Tussel:
Yes, Mike.

Edna Turnblad:
Mike who?


Amber von Tussel:
[slips back into her normal voice] It's MIKE!


[catches herself, coughs]

Amber von Tussel:
Anyway... I'm calling because I have some information about your daughter's whereabouts.

Edna Turnblad:
What?

Amber von Tussel:
Right now, as we speak, your daughter has entered a hotbed of moral... turpentine.



Today's Movie News

'High School Musical' hits movies' high notes on skates (The Pantagraph)

Sun, 06 Apr 2008 12:10:43 GMT
PEORIA -- Yes, you CAN have it all, neatly packaged and sent blade-running 'round a hockey rink for twice the tween-aged fun.

Live at the Multiplex: A Movie Ad (New York Times)

Sun, 06 Apr 2008 22:38:46 GMT
A division of Sony Pictures has relied on stunts to help sell its movies, taking the unusual step of asking multiplex employees for help to promote an upcoming horror movie.

Receta de los labios del elefante

Sun, 06 Apr 2008 02:42:00 +0000
Una receta distintiva para los labios del elefante, con ron, creme de
bananes y el jugo oscuros del limón. 1 jugo oscuro del limón del ron
el 1/2 oz creme de bananes el 1/2 onza del 1/2 onza en una coctelera
media llena con los cubos del hielo, combina todos los ingredientes.
Pozo de la sacudida. Filtre en un cristal del coctel. Sirva en un
cristal del coctel.

Movies spawn spinoff merchandise (Detroit Free Press)

Sun, 06 Apr 2008 07:03:56 GMT
Consumers are struggling to stretch their budgets, control their credit cards and make their mortgage payments. But one of the retail industry's big lures for shoppers this spring and summer will be a cascade of the most nonessential products possible, all spun from movies such as "Speed Racer" and the long-awaited fourth installment of "Indiana Jones."

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Movie: Dance of the Vampires(1967)


Count Von Krolock:
A year ago exactly on this same night we were assembled here in this very room: I your pastor, and you my beloved flock. With hopefulness in my heart I told you then that with Lucifer's aid we might look forward to a more succulent occasion. Cast back your minds. There we were, gathered together, gloomy and despondent, around a single meager woodcutter.



Movie: Quick Change(1990)


Grimm:
I booked the eleven o'clock to Martinique.

Phyllis:
Martinique?

Loomis:
Martinique? But I don't know anything about Martinique.

Grimm:
What did you know about Fiji?


Loomis:
Well... nothing.



Movie: Vacant Lot(2000)


Polaris:
The tears I cried, they don't make handerchiefs for those kinds of tears.



Movie: About Last Night...(1986)


Bernie:
[Danny tells Bernie that he told Debbie he loves her] Ooohhhh! Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan!



[pauses]

Bernie:
Who said it first?

Danny:
I did.

Bernie:
Ooohhhh! Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan!


[pauses]

Bernie:
Was it before you came, or after?



Movie: Kelly's Heroes(1970)


Oddball:
Hi, man.


Big Joe:
What are you doing?

Oddball:
I'm drinking wine and eating cheese, and catching some rays, you know.

Big Joe:
What's happening?

Oddball:
Well, the tank's broke and they're trying to fix it.

Big Joe:
Well, then, why the hell aren't you up there helping them?

Oddball:
[chuckles] I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work.

Big Joe:
Christ!

Oddball:
Definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation.




Movie: Gallagher: Stuck in the Sixties (TV)(1983)


Gallagher:
Now, if this was just a private problem I would not say anything. If this problem was just in your house, I would not poke my nose in but this has now become a public travesty. This is an emidebic. Emidebic?



[audience laughs]

Gallagher:
Emidebic is closer to what it is than an epidemic cause this is some shit.



Movie: Jacob Two Two Meets the Hooded Fang(1999)



Justice Rough, The Judge:
[to Jacob] I sentence you to two years, two months, two weeks, two days, two hours, two minutes... and *five* seconds... to the Slimers' Island Children Prison!


[as he about to bang his gavel, he laughs evilly]



Movie: Nacho Libre(2006)


Esqueleto:
Surpise.


[holding corn in both hands]

Nacho:
Get that corn outta my face!




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Receta del EL Swavo

Wed, 28 Feb 2007 18:45:00 +0000
Una receta deliciosa para el EL Swavo, con ron del oro de Bacardi,
heló té y el azúcar. 2 el ron helado onza del oro de la onza
Bacardi del azúcar 3 del tbsp del té 2 revuelve los ingredientes
juntos en un cristal del highball, y servicio. Servicio en un cristal
de Highball.

Receta italiana de la salida del sol

Sat, 05 Apr 2008 17:04:00 +0000
Una receta deliciosa para la salida del sol italiana, con la vodka, el
bitters de Campari, el licor del limón del limoncello, el jugo
anaranjado y la mezcla dulce y amarga. 1 vodka de 1/4 onza licor del
limón del limoncello de 1/4 onza bitters de 3/4 onza Campari jugo
anaranjado de 3/4 onza ingredientes dulces y amargos de 3/4 onza
tensión de la sacudida de la mezcla y en un cristal enfriado del
coctel. Adorne con un espiral del limón, y sirva. Sirva en a ...