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Movie: "'Allo 'Allo!"(1982)


Capt. Bertorelli:
Generalissimo, I embrace you.


[bearhugs von Klinkerhoffen to his extreme distaste]

Capt. Bertorelli:
Mussolini has given me a present for you: the Italian War Hero Medal.


[produces medal]


Gen. Von Klinkerhoffen:
Ah, the Italian War Hero Medal. I have never seen one of these...





Movie: The Untouchables(1987)


[Ness confronts Capone]

Bodyguard:
Something you want here?

Ness:
My friend was killed today.


Bodyguard:
I don't care.

Ness:
You don't care.


[Ness knocks the bodyguard to the ground]

Ness:
Now he does.


[to Capone]

Ness:
Come on here, Capone. You want to fight? You and me, right here? That's it, come on! What's the matter? You afraid to come out from behind your men, you afraid to stand up for yourself?

Capone:
You want to do it now? You want to do the mat now?


Ness:
Yeah! Come on, you guinea son of a bitch!

Capone:
What? You talk to me like that in front of my son? Fuck you and your family!

Ness:
Fu...


[Ness goes for his gun, while all of Capone's men pull out there guns and point them at Ness]



Movie: Up the Down Staircase(1967)


Sylvia Barrett:
When I finally get the chance, the first few precious minutes to talk to them about something I want them to understand, and I find that I am some kind of enemy... the butt of some enormous joke.



Movie: Halo (VG)(2001)


Sgt. Johnson:
Marines! We are gonna pump the enemy full of lead and drown them in their own blood! Am I right marines?






Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


Eric Lensherr:
What have I done?









Movie: Our Little Girl(1935)


Molly Middleton:
[to her dog, Mr. Smith] I think it would be easier for them if you weren't here, either, so you and me, we'll run away. Now, don't make a fuss, Smithy. We've got to remember that we're growed up now. Besides, you have me and I have you. We'll always have each other, won't we, Smithy? We'll go to Heaven's Gate first and say goodbye to it, and then we'll go a long ways away.





Latest Movie News

YouNewsTV movies show 1962 Junior Rose Parade (KVAL Eugene)

Fri, 16 May 2008 20:59:52 GMT
YouNewsTV contributor Sherina61 sent in over 10 minutes of great-looking home movies showing a slice of life in Portland from 46 years ago. If you have photos or video (or old converted film footage), send it in to YouNewsTV .

Wedding doubts funny in the movies, not in real life (El Paso Times)

Sat, 17 May 2008 06:16:11 GMT
The last-minute doubt before a wedding is one of the most enduring themes in movies and literature, and lately here it is again in "Made of Honor," a tale of a man's 11th-hour profession of love for his best friend.

Receta negra de la pluma

Sat, 09 Feb 2008 06:55:00 +0000
Una receta scrumptious para la pluma negra, con el brandy, el vermú
seco, el licor del Cointreau y el bitters anaranjados de Angostura. 1
bitters de Angostura de la rociada 1 porción de licor anaranjado del
Cointreau 2 porciones de vermú seco 4 porciones de brandy revuelve
con hielo. Filtre en un cristal enfriado del coctel. Adorne con una
torcedura anaranjada. Sirva en un cristal del coctel.

Straight to the Movie Quotations ...

Movie: Old School(2003)


Therapist:
Frank, this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here.

Frank:
Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?





Movie: Dancing at the Blue Iguana(2000)


Jasmine:
[about her poetry] It's about the things inside you.

Nico:
Things inside *you*.



Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Gloria the Hippo:
It's okay! Cats always land on their... Face.


[to Alex the Lion]

Gloria the Hippo:
What kind of cat are you?







Today's Movie News

Wedding doubts funny in the movies, not in real life (El Paso Times)

Sat, 17 May 2008 06:16:11 GMT
The last-minute doubt before a wedding is one of the most enduring themes in movies and literature, and lately here it is again in "Made of Honor," a tale of a man's 11th-hour profession of love for his best friend.

Receta del coctel del paddy

Sat, 09 Feb 2008 06:46:00 +0000
Esto es una receta de buen gusto para el coctel del paddy, con el
whisky irlandés, el vermú dulce y el bitters. 1 bitters dulce
irlandés de la rociada del vermú 1 del whisky 1 el 1/2 onza del 1/2
onza sacudare los tres ingredientes con hielo en una coctelera de
coctel. Filtre en un cristal del coctel, y servicio. Sirva en un
cristal del coctel.

Woody’s winning ‘Barcelona’ - Boston Herald

Sat, 17 May 2008 09:47:00 GMT
Cannes’s Hollywood weekend began with Woody Allen’s “Vicky Cristina Barcelona” a sexy, slyly perceptive Americans abroad romp that not only rejuvenates the Woodman’s ...

Here are the Quotations ...

Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Melman the Giraffe:
It's getting late. I guess I'm gonna...


[starts snoring]





Movie: On the Edge(2001)


Dr. Figure:
What's gonna happen to you? I can only help people who are really sick. And then half the time it doesn't work. Who's gonna help you?





Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Cortana:
[explaining her theory on why the Prophet of Regret would be in the temple in front of Master Chief] If I were a megalomaniac, an I'm not, that is where I would be.



Movie: The Dark Side of the Moon(1990)


Dreyfuss Steiner:
You had a choice. You all had a choice.

Giles Stewart:
No, I still have a choice. Maybe I can't destroy you, but if it's God's will, then so be it. If not, then I'll see you in hell!







Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)


Ricky Bobby:
This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons.





Today's Movie News

Receta de la fractura de plátano

Sat, 09 Feb 2008 09:22:00 +0000
Esto es una receta de buen gusto para la fractura de plátano, con el
licor del licor del plátano, de café de Kahlua, el jugo
half-and-half, de piña y las cerezas. las cerezas de 1 del tiro de
Kahlua de café del licor 1 del tiro licor del plátano llenan de los
ingredientes half-and-half de la cosechadora del jugo de piña,
sacudaren, y vierten el hielo excesivo. Adorne con las cerezas. Sirva
en un cristal del coctel.

Themes about faith leap from big screen - Daily Oklahoman

Sat, 17 May 2008 05:15:00 GMT
Angi Bruss and Carla Hinton talk about the effect religion has on movies. Death toll at 6, everyone accounted for Blake hopes to lead another football... Fans favor black and gold ...

Wedding doubts funny in the movies, not in real life (El Paso Times)

Sat, 17 May 2008 06:16:11 GMT
The last-minute doubt before a wedding is one of the most enduring themes in movies and literature, and lately here it is again in "Made of Honor," a tale of a man's 11th-hour profession of love for his best friend.

Grim Brazilian drama opens Cannes (+pics) - Stuff

Thu, 15 May 2008 02:25:00 GMT
A grim Brazilian drama about society's descent into anarchy launched the Cannes film festival, and politics dominated the opening news conference held by jury president Sean Penn ...

Movies about mothers (Philippine Daily Inquirer)

Fri, 16 May 2008 17:09:57 GMT
MANILA, Philippines—Whether you’re waxing nostalgic or just aiming for a good laugh, these memorable movies should make your post-Mothers’ Day viewing special: