Today's Quotes:

Movie: Nadia (TV)(1984)


Young Teodora Ungureanu:
Professor, isn't there someone you can call?

Bela Karolyi:
Do you speak French? Neither do I.



Movie: Wadd: The Life and Times of John C. Holmes(1998)


Al Goldstein:
[Talking of Holmes] To think he walked amog us with that massive tool. Like a dinosaur with that thump thump thump! But it was not his feet hitting the floor. It was his dick hitting the floor. It was his BALLS hitting the floor!




Movie: The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer(1947)


Agnes Prescott:
Now there's a guy who never goes out of a girl's mind. He just stays there... like a heavy meal.



Movie: The Taking of Pelham One Two Three(1974)


Correll:
Boy, I never thought I'd see the day when talking to murderers took priority over running a railroad.

Lt. Garber:
Get off it, will you, Frank? My only priority is saving the lives of these passengers.

Correll:
Screw the goddamn passengers! What the hell did they expect for their lousy 35 cents - to live forever?


Lt. Garber:
Oh, you're beautiful.


[into mike]

Lt. Garber:
Do you read me, Pelham One Two Three?

Correll:
If I was running things, I'd go in there with guns and tear gas and blast them out.

Lt. Garber:
Yeah, well you're not running things, so why don't you start doing your own work and let the police do theirs, huh?

Correll:
Like that lilly-livered cop on the train, huh? When the hell's he going to start shooting?

Lt. Garber:
We don't even know if it is a he.



[into mike]

Lt. Garber:
Do you read me, Pelham One Two Three?

Correll:
Lady cops - what the hell good are they? She probably can't even find her gun in her goddamn purse!



Movie: Daddy-Long-Legs(1919)


Jerusha Abbott:
P-R-U-N-E spells prune / Eating them means our doom / Life's too short and death too soon / To fill our tummies with the darn old Prune.



Movie: Jackie's Back! (TV)(1999)


Edward Whatsett St. John:
Now, I admit that when they proposed you as a subject, I didn't really know who you were.


Jackie Washington:
They sold my records in England.

Edward Whatsett St. John:
Yes, but *I* never heard them.

Jackie Washington:
Are you trying to provoke me? 'Cause you are *not* gonna make me get ugly on film. This ain't "60 Minutes," okay?



Movie: A Tale of Two Kitties(1942)


Babbit:
Why do you do these things?

Catstello:
I'm a baaaad pussycat.




Movie: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest(1975)


McMurphy:
She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, uh, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either. No man alive could resist that, and that's why I got into jail to begin with. And now they're telling me I'm crazy over here because I don't sit there like a goddamn vegetable. Don't make a bit of sense to me. If that's what being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko. But no more, no less, that's it.




Movie: "The 100 Scariest Movie Moments" (mini)(2004)


Faith Salie:
[reffering to the climax of the film Carrie] Carrie lets the bitches have it!



Movie: "'Allo 'Allo!"(1982)


Edith:
Rene, Michelle told me horrible news. Now, when I heard it I look ten years older.

René:
You always look ten year older.



Movie: On the Waterfront(1954)


Terry:
You know you're not too funny today, fat man.



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


George McFly:
Do you really think I oughta swear?

Marty McFly:
Yes, definitely. Goddamn it George, swear.




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Movie Quotation: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 03:19:00 +0000
Mr. Shickadance:
comes from behind Ace] Ventura.

Ace Ventura:
Yes Satan.

turns around and sees Mr. Shickadance]

Ace Ventura:
Ohh, I thought you were someone else.

Melissa:
You know, you’re just mad because your stupid little pebble theory didn’t work out and you don’t know how to express your anger.

Ace Ventura:
Oh yeah? And you’re ugly.

Lois Einhorn:
Alright, Ventura. Make it quick.

Ace Ventura:
I found a ...]

Movie Quotes:

Movie: Mad Monster Party?(1969)


Baron von Frankenstein:
You wanted my vial, you'd kill my nephew for it? Now you shall see that Baron von Frankenstein is not one to cross. True you won't see it for too long a time, but for one second, oh boy.


[Drops vial; Island is completely obliterated]



Movie: The Adjuster(1991)


Hera:
When I say something which deserves consideration and you respond without thinking, how do you feel?

Noah:
I feel fine.


Hera:
I thought you might feel stupid.



Movie: Dangers of the Canadian Mounted(1948)


Dale:
So, the Genghis Kahn treasure rumor is true, Mort.

Mort Fowler:
I'll say it's true.



[he indicates an ancient Chinese junk stranded on dry land]

Mort Fowler:
That crate's been moored there for seven hundred years.



Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)


Reuben:
If you're gonna steal from Terry Benedict, you'd better goddamn KNOW. This sorta thing used to be civilized, you'd hit a guy, he'd whack you, done. But with Benedict... at the end of this, he'd BETTER not know you're involved, not know your names or think you're dead because he'll kill ya, and then he'll go to work on ya.

Danny:
That's why we're going to be very careful. Very precise


Rusty:
Yeah, well-funded.

Reuben:
Yeah. Ya gotta be NUTS, too. And you're gonna need a crew as NUTS as you are!


[pause]

Reuben:
So who've you got in mind?



Movie: Quills(2000)



Marquis de Sade:
Ah, you've come to read my trousers.



Movie: Bad Boys(1983)


Marcus Burnett:
Look, now I ain't no Wesley Snipes! I just hang out with stupid ass friends, that drive stupid ass cars, that attract a lot of mother fuckin' attention!

Mike Lowrey:
You know what, I need to jump over this car and smack you in your peasy ass head that's what I need to do.

Marcus Burnett:
Well, you know what you're arguin' over a mother fuckin' french fry.

Mike Lowrey:
It's not about the french fry, it's about your lack of respect for other people's property!

White Carjacker:
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

Black Carjacker:
Shut the fuck up!

Marcus Burnett:
[to Black Carjacker] Hold the fuck on!



[to Mike]

Marcus Burnett:
You want some bad enough, come get some!

Marcus Burnett:
[suddenly throws coke in the Black Carjacker's face and kicks him in the crotch, while Mike punches the White Carjacker in the face]

Marcus Burnett:
[Pointing gun at the Black Carjacker, who is on the ground] You like that shit? Wesley Snipes, Passenger 57! Now gimme a mother fuckin' handy wipe!

Mike Lowrey:
[Pointing gun at the White Carjacker, who is on the ground] Now let's hear one of those jokes, bitch.




Movie: The Dark Avengers(2005)


Hyde:
Here's what I want you to do. When you finish, go into the next room. In these rooms, there are men, with masks on. I want you to start on them. Then I'll come for you, and you'll cum for me.



Movie: Halloween H20: 20 Years Later(1998)


[about shoplifting a bottle of alcoholic drink]

John:
I can't believe we're doing this.

Charlie:
Desperate measures.


John:
It's illegal.

Charlie:
It's harmless and expected.



Movie: Tales from the Hood(1995)


Newton:
What are we going to say? The body of a citizen we murdered has come back to kill us?



Movie: The Acid House(1998)


Colin 'Coco' Bryce:
I'm gettin' a wee bit hungry, though, eh.


Jenny:
Oh, I'll take you home and make you something.

Colin 'Coco' Bryce:
Eh, I was thinkin' a wee bit more of the... tit.



Movie: Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines (VG)(2004)


Damsel:
Ohoho! You wanna know what my problem is? Alright, I'll tell you what my problem is. You are my God-Damned problem! Anyone who'd lay it down for some cape in an ivory tower deserves what they get.



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)



Marty McFly:
Calvin? Wh... Why do you keep calling me Calvin?

Lorraine Baines:
Well, that is your name, isn't it? Calvin Klein? It's written all over your underwear.



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