Quotes:

Movie: Waiting for Guffman(1996)


Corky St. Clair:
You're squeezing your boobies out!



Movie: Face/Off(1997)


Castor Troy:
Sasha, what the *fuck*... are you doing here?



Movie: A Majority of One(1961)


Koichi Asano:
The hardest word in the English language is "rorripop".



Movie: Jacob Two Two Meets the Hooded Fang(1999)


The Hooded Fang:
[lying to him about his job in a factory] You're gonna have a party, with cake and ice cream and all your friends are gonna come by and bring you presents.


[bellows]

The Hooded Fang:
You're gonna *WORK*!



Movie: Out of the Past(1947)


Jeff Bailey:
[answering the door] Well, the last guy in the world...

Whit Sterling:
I hate surprises myself. You wanna just shut the door and forget it?



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)



Dr. Emmett Brown:
You're late, do you have no concept of time?

Marty McFly:
Hey c'mon, I had to change, you think I'm going back in that, that zoot suit? The old man really came through, it worked!

Dr. Emmett Brown:
What?

Marty McFly:
He laid out Biff in one punch! I never knew he had it in him! He never stood up to Biff in his life!



Movie: Addams Family Values(1993)


Gomez:
I DEMAND JUSTICE! SOMEONE HAS MARRIED MY BROTHER!

Desk sergeant:
[sarcasticly] No.


Gomez:
She took him to Hawaii

Desk sergeant:
[mover cynically] Get out of here!

Gomez:
They have moved into a large, expensive home, where they make love CONSTANTLY!

Desk sergeant:
I hate when that happens

Gomez:
Arrest her at once, without delay!

Desk sergeant:
Who?

Gomez:
Debbie. My brother's wife, the temptress of Waikiki!

Desk sergeant:
Who are you? What are you? Who moved the rock?


Gomez:
Officer, you have to issue a subpoena. I believe they own...

Morticia:
Gomez, NO!

Gomez:
A BUICK!



Movie: Sabrina(1954)


David Larrabee:
She's a real woman, not a, you know.

Linus Larrabee:
Transvestite?

David Larrabee:
She's not a bimbo.



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Give me Movie Quotations now!

Movie: Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome(1985)


Aunty Entity:
And what did you do before all this?

Max:
I was a cop, a driver.


Aunty Entity:
But how the world turns. One day, cock of the walk. Next, a feather duster.



Movie: Our Little Girl(1935)


Elsa Middleton:
Molly, you're getting too big for Heaven's Gate.

Molly Middleton:
But you and Daddy didn't get too big.




Movie: C'era una volta il West(1968)


Cheyenne:
[of Harmonica] He not only plays. He can shoot too.



Movie: Baby Take a Bow(1934)


Eddie Ellison:
Well, if it isn't my old pal, Welch. As big as life and twice as natural.

Larry Scott:
He's no pal of yours, fella. He's still got it in for you.

Eddie Ellison:
What do you mean?

Larry Scott:
He's been throwing hooks into you all the way up on the train. Trying to promote himself.

Welch:
Yeah. I was just trying to give her a little friendly advice, that's all. I happen to know a lot more about crooks than she does.

Eddie Ellison:
Why, you--



[moves as if to hit Welch]

Kay 'Funny Face' Ellison:
[restraining him] Eddie, Eddie!

Larry Scott:
If you sock him, you'll get into trouble. You're on the way out. Keep going. I'm on the way in, so I've got nothing to lose.


[punches Welch in the nose]

Eddie Ellison:
Thanks, fella. I'll be seeing you when you get out.

Larry Scott:
Good luck. I wish I could be your best man.




Movie: The Adventures of Huck Finn(1993)


[to Huck]

Pap Finn:
But I'm... I'm your next of kin... and you're my little angel.




Movie: The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle(2000)


Rocky:
Hokey smoke, are you all right?


Bullwinkle:
Yes, but I think we're on the wrong show.


[looking at Karen]

Bullwinkle:
Look how well they drew that girl.



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GordBuster from Hell recipe

Sat, 28 Apr 2007 09:30:00 +0000
Check out this very pleasant recipe for GordBuster from Hell, with vodka, Southern Comfort peach liqueur, Bacardi Razz rum, Captain Morgan Original spiced rum and orange juice.

2 oz Bacardi Razz rum
2 oz Captain Morgan Original spiced rum
2 oz Southern Comfort peach liqueur
2 oz vodka
4 oz orange juice

Pour ingredients into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ...]