Check out these Movie Quotations:

Movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective(1994)


Riddle:
I don't give a good goddamn about that fish. Fillet it and fast food it if'ya want'to. All I give a damn about's, winning the Super Bowl. My athletes have got to have their heads in the right place. Shit, Roger, you been in this business a long time. You know how superstitious these guys are.


[Roger hides his rabbit foot key chain]



Movie: The Usual Suspects(1995)


[Suspects in a lineup are asked to read a phrase]


Cop:
Number 1, step forward.

Hockney:
Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker.

Cop:
Number 2, step forward.

McManus:
Give me the fucking keys, you fucking cocksucking motherfucker, aaarrrghh.

Cop:
Knock it off. Get back. Number 3, step forward.

Fenster:
[laughing] Hand me the keys, you cocksucker.

Cop:
In English, please?

Fenster:
Excuse me?


Cop:
In English.

Fenster:
Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?



Movie: Undersea Kingdom(1936)


Sharad:
There will be no peace in Atlantis until we have broken the power of this evil usurper, Unga Khan.



Movie: The R.M.(2003)


Jared:
Kirby? That's not even a name!



[Later]

Ring seller:
Kirby? That's not even a name.



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Mitzi:
You know, there are two things I don't like about you, Felicia... your face. So how 'bout shutting both of them?




Movie: Tank Girl(1995)


T-Saint:
How much did they pay you to spy on us?

Tank Girl:
Two dollars and fifteen cents!



Movie: On Her Majesty's Secret Service(1969)


[Blofeld wants to share his life with Tracy]


Ernst Stavro Blofeld:
Now, if you're very, very nice to me. I could make you my Countess.

Tracy:
But I'm already a Countess.

Ernst Stavro Blofeld:
Whereas if you displease me, I can promise you a very *different* estate.



Movie: The Oscar(1966)


Hymie Kelly:
You finally made it, Frankie! Oscar night! And here you sit, on top of a glass mountain called "success." You're one of the chosen five, and the whole town's holding its breath to see who won it. It's been quite a climb, hasn't it, Frankie? Down at the bottom, scuffling for dimes in those smokers, all the way to the top. Magic Hollywood! Ever think about it? I do, friend Frankie, I do...



Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Felix Ungar:
What do the directions say?

Oscar Madison:
They're gone, I threw them out the window.

Felix Ungar:
[laughing] Oh, you threw them out the window... you threw them out the window? What the hell made you do a stupid thing like that?


Oscar Madison:
Well, I had them on my lap so I could read them. I lit my cigar, the hot ashes fell on my crotch, the map caught fire. I had the choice of either finding the house, or burning up one of the most important parts of my body. Guess which I picked?



Today's Movie News

Paper cuts: Adapting books into movies (Provo Daily Herald)

Sun, 13 Jan 2008 07:30:29 GMT
LOS ANGELES -- David Benioff was sitting on a plane, having a perfectly pleasant conversation with an elderly passenger about his job as a screenwriter, when he mentioned that he was working on an adaptation of "The Kite Runner."

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Sat, 05 Jan 2008 07:38:00 GMT
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Cabin Cooler recipe

Tue, 01 May 2007 01:45:00 +0000
Check out this distinctive recipe for Cabin Cooler, with Absolut Raspberri vodka, Captain Morgan Parrot Bay coconut rum, cranberry juice and ginger ale.

16 oz Absolut Raspberri vodka
16 oz Captain Morgan Parrot Bay coconut rum
4 oz ginger ale
8 oz cranberry juice

Combine all ingredients in a pitcher and chill, preferably in ice.
Pour into suitable glasses.
Garnish rim ...]

Straight to the Lines from Movies ...

Movie: Made(2001)


Ricky Slade:
I'm a tall drink of water, I gotta stretch my shit out.



Movie: Oliver & Company(1988)


Georgette:
Don't you come any closer! I knew this would happen someday.

Dodger:
Oh, you've barking up the wrong tree, sister. It's not you we're after.

Georgette:
It's not?


[insulted]


Georgette:
It's *not*? Well *why* not? What's the problem, Spot? Not good enough for you? I mean, do you even know who I am? 56 blue ribbons. 14 regional trophies. Six-time national champion!

Dodger:
Oh, and we're all very impressed. Right, guys?

Tito:
Very impressed!

Dodger:
This city's got a beat, and you gotta hook into it. And once you get the beat, you can do anything.



Movie: Halloween(1978)


Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
It's Halloween, everyone's entitled to one good scare.



Movie: X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse (VG)(2005)


Gambit:
[Discussing the insectoids Cerci] I'll just wear me some bug-stompin' boots and we'll be at that door in no time!

Scarlet Witch, Stepford Sisters:
Gambit, the Cerci grow to the size of a man and can crush rocks with their mandibles.

Gambit:
Oh.



Movie: Babe: Pig in the City(1998)


The Pink Poodle:
Please. Please. I know you're different from the others. Those that have had their way with me make their empty promises, but they are all lies - lies. And I'm afraid and terribly, terribly tired.

Babe:
Where's your human?

The Pink Poodle:
My humans belong to someone else now. Someone younger and prettier.



Movie: Underworld: Evolution(2006)


Kraven:
[Marcus has Kraven pinned to the wall by his talons] Marcus?


Marcus:
The blood memories of this wretched creature


[indicates Singe's body]

Marcus:
have shown me that your treachery knows no bounds.

Kraven:
My lord, I can explain.

Marcus:
Why would I listen to your lies when the journey to the truth


[tilts Kravens face]

Marcus:
is so much sweeter?



[Marcus bites into his neck, and see's visions of Kraven's past, including his bargain with Lucian and Selene killing Viktor]

Kraven:
Please. I can assist you.

Marcus:
Oh, you already have.



Movie: D.E.B.S.(2003)


Max:
If you break her heart, I will hunt you down and kill you.

Lucy:
[smiles] Deal.



Today's Movie News

Maui Cocktail recipe

Sat, 12 Jan 2008 18:36:00 +0000
A appetizing recipe for Maui Cocktail, with Mountain Dew Code Red soda and Malibu coconut rum.

3 oz chilled Malibu coconut rum
3 oz chilled Mountain Dew Code Red soda

Add the Mountain Dew Code Red to a highball glass over ice, then add in the rum, and serve.
Serve in a Highball Glass.

Sony Announced an Overview of Its Product Exhibits for InterBEE 2007

Mon, 24 Dec 2007 11:49:00 GMT
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Today's Movie Quotations:

Movie: Bad Boys II(2003)


Marcus Burnett:
[driving with Mike down a hill, through cocaine-processing shacks, in a stolen Humvee] Is this still plan B?

Mike Lowery:
Naw, this is definitely plan C!




Movie: Kabluey(2007)


Cameron:
I am going to kill you.



Movie: Kalifornia(1993)


[Brian is talking about how killer shouldn't get the electric chair]

Brian Kessler:
The answer is primitive psychosis. Not the electric chair.

Brian's friend:
Yeah, that's great Brian. Unless it's your mother's head they find in the freezer.


Brian Kessler:
Yeah, but executing the killer would not bring my mother back now would it?

Carrie Laughlin:
Thank God.



Movie: Once Bitten(1985)


Robin Pierce:
Ow. You bit my lip.



Movie: Major League(1989)


[last lines]

Pedro Cerrano, Eddie Harris:
We did it! We did it!




Movie: Saboteur(1942)


Charles Tobin:
You have all the makings of an outstanding boor.



Movie: Major League II(1994)


Roger Dorn:
As General Manager of this team, I demand to know when I'm getting a start.

Jake Taylor:
There's an old timer's game coming soon.



Today's Movie News

Death Sentence recipe

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 06:19:00 +0000
Here is a delectable recipe for Death Sentence, with Jim Beam bourbon whiskey, Jagermeister herbal liqueur and Bundaberg dark rum.

1/3 oz Bundaberg dark rum
1/3 oz Jagermeister herbal liqueur
1/3 oz Jim Beam bourbon whiskey

Pour all ingredients into a shot glass, stir well, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

2008: More (Familiar) Movies Than Ever (Arts Journal)

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:00:23 GMT
"In 2007, a record 450 movies had theatrical runs here -- a staggering figure that may be more than double what played here in any given year of the 1980s. In 2008, that number is expected to rise again."

Crown and Choke recipe

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:09:00 +0000
Check out this great recipe for Crown and Choke, with Crown Royal Canadian whisky and Bong Water energy drink.

1 oz Bong Water energy drink
1 oz Crown Royal Canadian whisky

Pour the Crown Royal whisky into a shot glass.
Pour the Bong Water into a seperate shot glass.
Shoot the Crown, and chase with the Bong Water.
Serve in ...]

Hitler books most overdue at library

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 15:53:00 GMT
Stuff - In the future, DVDs and CDs were likely to be less important as it became more common to download music and movies from the Internet, she said. For now, DVDs are the biggest earners for the libraries ...

Movies, vaccines for free for Manila, Pasig seniors (Philippine Daily Inquirer)

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 18:16:32 GMT
MANILA, Philippines – Free admission to movies and vaccines are among the new benefits now enjoyed by senior citizens in Manila and Pasig City. Manila’s seniors may now watch movies for free three times a week.