Straight to the Lines from Movies ...

Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)


Baby Bonnie "B.B" Hood/Bulleta:
I've lost my way. Seriously!



Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Wallet Guy:
There's gotta be a fucking five in here somewhere.



Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Corpral Kuniski:
Hello Grandfather!

Laker Armsby (standing in a grave):
Foreigners?

Corpral Kuniski:
Polish. Corpral Kuniski.

Laker Armsby:
Kuniski? Well, that's not your fault, son, is it?



Movie: Tau man ji D(2005)


Itsuki Tachibana:
[to himself about his dad, who left the gas station behind to look after Bunta's car] That sucks. He's not young anymore. He's so irresponsible, leaving his business like this. What's gonna happen to me if it goes bankrupt? It's good that I've been living on my own, or else, I wouldn't be this chubby.



Movie: Baby's Day Out(1994)


Eddie:
[Baby Bink just got a way from the villains again ater many times, but this time by crawling into a small sewer tunnel] No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?

Norby:
Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh - -...

Veeko:
Tollbooth at the end.

Eddie:
Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?



Movie: Each Dawn I Die(1939)


'Hood' Stacey:
Wait a minute! What do I gotta do, fight my way back in?



Movie: Major Payne(1995)


Major Payne:
Let me tell you something ass-eyes, let me tell you ALL something: war has made me very PARANOID! and when you get to eye-balling me, makes my Agent Orange act up, makes me want to KILL!



Movie: Office Space(1991)


Bob Slydell:
You see, what we're actually trying to do here is, we're trying to get a feel for how people spend their day at work... so, if you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?

Peter Gibbons:
Yeah.

Bob Slydell:
Great.

Peter Gibbons:
Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh heh - and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour.

Bob Porter:
Da-uh? Space out?

Peter Gibbons:
Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.



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Give me Quotations now!

Movie: Ocean's Thirteen(2007)


Linus Caldwell:
[passing Yen off as a whale] He owns all of the air south of Beijing.

Abigail Sponder:
[disbelieving] The air?


Linus Caldwell:
Let me put it to you this way: try building something taller than three stories in the Tiangjin province, and see if his name comes up.



Movie: The Gang's All Here(1943)


Edie Allen:
Hear the orchestra?

Andy Mason:
Yeah, where's it coming from?

Edie Allen:
Where's your imagination?



Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Abe:
He just missed someone in crowd!

Oscar Madison:
What crowd? We could all go home in one car.



Movie: On the Corner(2003)


Stacey Lee:
You're Angel's brother? I heard about you. Hey I seen him downstairs.


[Angel pulls her away]

Stacey Lee:
You got a cute brother



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Straight to the Movie Quotations ...

Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Marine:
Dear Sarge, having a lovely time kicking ass in outer space - wish you were here!

Sgt. Johnson:
[over intercom] I heard that, Jackass!




Movie: UHF(1989)


George Newman:
[as "Uncle Nutsy," to Bob as "Bobbo the Clown"] ... Hey, Bobbo! Wanna play a game? Look up... Look down... Now look at Mr. Frying Pan!


[Hits him in the face]


George Newman:
Uh-oh. Bobbo fall down go boom. Aw, what's the matter, Bobbo? I know! You're hungry! Have I got just the thing for you! Yes sir, clowns AND kids just can't resist the mouth-watering, lip-smacking taste of Mrs. Hackenberger's Butter Cookies!


[He proceeds to stuff Bobbo's face with "cookies," which are actually dog biscuits; George has picked up the wrong box!]

George Newman:
Right, Bobbo? That's right! And guess what, Mom? THEY'RE NUTRITIOUS, TOO! Just look at how much Bobbo here likes 'em! Mmmm, THAT'S GOOD! And don't forget, there's a nifty surprise inside every box of Mrs. Hackenberger's...


[notices his mistake for the first time]

George Newman:
... Oooops! Heh Heh, it looks like Bobbo's been eating YAPPY'S DOG TREATS!


[a look of horror crosses Bobbo's face, and he runs off to the "little clowns' room."]


George Newman:
That's right, Yappy's Dog Treats! Your dog will love that real liver-and-tuna taste...


[We hear Bobbo vomiting]

George Newman:
... With just a hint of cheese!



Movie: Uncovered(1994)


Inspector:
And what chess piece are you?

Cesar:
Your guess is as good as mine, inspector. We never seem to find out until after we're dead.



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Miyagi:
[Miyagi returns from fishing as Daniel is painting the house] Oh, miss spot.

Daniel:
What spot? Hey, how come you didn't tell me you were goin' fishing?

Miyagi:
You not here when I go.

Daniel:
Well, maybe I wanted to go, you ever think of that?

Miyagi:
You karate training.


Daniel:
I'm *what*? I'm bein' your goddamn *slave* is what I'm bein' here man, now c'mon we made a deal here!

Miyagi:
So?

Daniel:
So? So, you're supposed to teach and I'm supposed to learn! For 4 days I've been bustin' my ass, and haven't learned a goddamn thing!

Miyagi:
You learn plenty.

Daniel:
I learn plenty, yeah, I learned how to sand your decks maybe. I washed your car, paint your house, paint your fence. I learn plenty!

Miyagi:
Ah, not everything is as seems...

Daniel:
Oh, bullshit! I'm goin' home, man!


[Daniel turns to walk away]


Miyagi:
Daniel-san! Daniel-san!

Daniel:
What?

Miyagi:
Come here.



Movie: Uninvited(1993)


The Priest:
There's a body right outside your front door.

Jackson:
I know, I put it there.


The Priest:
I don't suppose you'd be interested in helping us with the burial?

Jackson:
What do you think? I came to dig gold, not graves.

The Priest:
Every time I meet a man like you who's alive and well, I marvel at the patience of God.



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