Give me Movie Quotations now!

Movie: Major Payne(1995)


Major Payne:
You're still a shit sandwich. You're just not a soggy one. From this moment, you are no longer turds. You have graduated to maggots!



Movie: Oblivion 2: Backlash(1996)


Sweeney:
You're straight-forward, Marshal. I like a man after my own heart. Well, actually, not always. Once there was a man after my own heart, and I had to strangle him with his own intestines.









Latest Movie News

iPO Free on iTunes - Classic Movies, Classic Watches, Classic Gadgets and More (The Mac Observer)

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:52:41 GMT
If it's old, it probably has value to someone, and if it's at the iTunes Store, even better. This week Vern shows us the classics: Classic movies, classic watches, and classic gadgets -- all free, and all waiting for you to download

Receta natal de Feliz

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 23:35:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta divina para Feliz natal, con el puerto,
el licor de la almendra del amaretto, el cacao de de de nata, el
brandy de la cereza y el brandy. ¡1 porción del amaretto de licor de
la almendra 1 porción de brandy de la cereza 1 porción del puerto el
1/2 de brandy de la pieza 2 porciones de nata de cacao de de revuelve
todos los ingredientes juntos en el cristal con un par de los cubos
del hielo y goza! Servicio en un cristal del coctel.

Resident says intruders ordered porn movies on TV (The Buffalo News)

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:03:18 GMT
A Southside Parkway man reported to Buffalo police Wednesday that his apartment was entered by unknown individuals who ordered three six-hour pornographic movies on his cable television, according to reports.

Give me Quotes now!

Movie: Undercover Blues(1993)


Jeff Blue:
See mommy picking the big lock? Someday, when you're a big girl, she'll teach you how to pick locks. Of course, she may still be picking *this* one.



Movie: Otra conquista, La(1998)


Capitán Cristóbal Quijano:
[to Tecuichpo] Your mixture with us... is disgusting to God!


Notario Ramón Quevedo:
[to Captain Cristóbal] There's no reason to believe that. If God were disgusted by mixtures - Heaven forbid - He'd have to get rid of a good number of Spaniards all over the world.



Movie: The Others(2001)


Anne:
WE'RE NOT DEAD!

Nicholas:
We're not dead!








Latest Movie News

Friday movies in the park (The Florida Times-Union)

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 04:12:21 GMT
The comedy classic Ghostbusters continues a weekly series of movies under the stars in downtown Jacksonville tonight.

Receta cheeky de Vimto

Tue, 01 May 2007 09:53:00 +0000
Esto es una receta dulce para Vimto cheeky, con el puerto y el azul
original de la vodka de WKD. el puerto de 1 - 2 onzas 9 cosechadora
azul de la vodka original de la botella WKD de la onza ambos
ingredientes en un cristal del highball, revuelve y sirve. Servicio en
un cristal de Highball.

Marriott asked to stop showing "dirty movies" (WTSP - Tampa Bay's 10 News)

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:07:56 GMT
Several conservative groups want the hotel chain to stop offering pay-per-view movies with sexual content.

Blockbuster to carry Blu-ray movies (UPI)

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 01:29:23 GMT
Blockbuster Inc. announced Thursday it has started selling and renting Blu-ray format movies in thousands of its U.S. and Canadian stores.

Movies (Anchorage Daily News)

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:55:58 GMT
Mat-Su Cinema, 2430 Parks Highway, Wasilla, 373-7003. Minors must have ID for admission to R-rated movies. Tickets are $8 for those 13 and older and $6 for seniors and children and for matinees (listed in parentheses).

Straight to the Movie Quotations ...

Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Tick:
[Tick and Bernadette are discussing what it would be like to have children] What happens if they turn out like Adam?

Bernadette:
You stuff 'em back in and ask for a refund.



Movie: Out for Justice(1991)


Detective Gino Felino NYPD:
Anybody seen Richie? Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?



Movie: Across the Pacific(1942)


Alberta Marlow:
[Talking about Japanese people in general] You are always so calm. You never show anything.


Capt. Higoto:
We are told not to. It is our way of rife. We must not show too much sad-i-ness or too much joy. If you praise what we have, we say it is nus-sing. If you admire our sons, we must say thay are unworthy.



Movie: Kalifornia(1993)


Early Grayce:
Some day me and Adele be walking down the road and we'll see your book and we'll buy it and put it on our coffee table.



Movie: The United States of Leland(2003)


Leland:
And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.



Movie: Vanity Fair(2004)


Miss Matilda Crawley:
Keep your toadying until I get to a fire. You can suck up all you wish once I'm warm.



Movie: X-Men(2000)


Wolverine:
You going to tell me to stay away from your girl?

Cyclops:
If I had to do that, she wouldn't be my girl.

Wolverine:
Well, then I guess you've got nothing to worry about, do ya, Cyclops?

Cyclops:
It must burn you up that a boy like me saved your life, huh? Gotta be careful. I might not be there next time. Oh, and Logan - stay away from my girl.



Movie: Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man(1951)


Lou Francis:
[about graduating] This is the happiest day of my life, how did I ever graduate?

Bud Alexander:
[whispering] I slipped the guy twenty bucks. Now keep quiet.



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


[Bobby is about to face Daniel in the semifinals]

Kreese:
Bobby. I want him out of commission

Bobby:
But Sensei I can beat this guy.

Kreese:
I don't want him beaten.

Bobby:
But I'll be disqualified.


Kreese:
Out of commission.



Movie: Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le(2001)


Old Man at the Two Windmills:
Still, true love does exist.

Suzanne, Owner Two Windmills bar:
I know. After 30 years behind a bar, I'm an expert. I'll even give you the recipe. Take two regulars, mix them together and let them stew. It never fails.




Today's Movie News

Receta cheeky de Vimto

Tue, 01 May 2007 09:53:00 +0000
Esto es una receta dulce para Vimto cheeky, con el puerto y el azul
original de la vodka de WKD. el puerto de 1 - 2 onzas 9 cosechadora
azul de la vodka original de la botella WKD de la onza ambos
ingredientes en un cristal del highball, revuelve y sirve. Servicio en
un cristal de Highball.

Movies (Anchorage Daily News)

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:55:58 GMT
Mat-Su Cinema, 2430 Parks Highway, Wasilla, 373-7003. Minors must have ID for admission to R-rated movies. Tickets are $8 for those 13 and older and $6 for seniors and children and for matinees (listed in parentheses).

Blockbuster may stream movies to TVs (UPI)

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:59:58 GMT
The U.S. home video company Blockbuster reportedly is working on a set-top device that would allow it to stream movies directly to people's television sets.

Receta natal de Feliz

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 23:35:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta divina para Feliz natal, con el puerto,
el licor de la almendra del amaretto, el cacao de de de nata, el
brandy de la cereza y el brandy. ¡1 porción del amaretto de licor de
la almendra 1 porción de brandy de la cereza 1 porción del puerto el
1/2 de brandy de la pieza 2 porciones de nata de cacao de de revuelve
todos los ingredientes juntos en el cristal con un par de los cubos
del hielo y goza! Servicio en un cristal del coctel.