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Movie: Unendliche Geschichte, Die(1984)


Bastian's Father:
I got a call from your math teacher, yesterday. She says that you were drawing horses in your math book.

Bastian:
Unicorns. They were unicorns.

Bastian's Father:
What?

Bastian:
Nothing.



Movie: Easy to Love(1934)


Carol Townsend:
It's funny the evolution of marriage. First, a double bed, then twin beds, now separate rooms.



Movie: Take the Lead(2006)


[from trailer]

Pierre Dulaine:
You can get what you want.

Rock:
No, some people get what they want.

Pierre Dulaine:
Those are the people who show up to get it.



Movie: Nadine in Date Land (TV)(2005)


Star:
Me? I'm a black lesbian.

15-year old guy:
Really? What's that like?

Star:
Oh, it's alright.

15-year old guy:
Yeah... I'd like to be a lesbian.



Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)


[while they are watching a dozen Chinese acrobats at a circus]


Danny:
Which one is the amazing Yen?

Rusty:
He's the little Chinese guy.



Movie: Back to the Future Part II(1989)


Young Biff:
Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?

Old Biff:
It's *leave*, you idiot! "Make like a tree, and leave." You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong.


Young Biff:
All right then, LEAVE! And take your book with you!



Movie: The Fabulous Baker Boys(1989)


Jack Baker:
Frank, if somebody requested "Chopsticks," you'd ask for the sheet music.



Movie: Backbeat(1994)


Paul McCartney:
C'mon, George! We're starvin'! Where are those lovely scones your mother makes?



Movie: Gallagher: The Bookkeeper (TV)(1985)


Gallagher:
[sits on the edge of the water bucket] If your knees bent the other way, what would a chair look like? I ask right now because if they bent the other way I'd be in that bucket.



Movie: D.A.R.Y.L.(1985)


Andy Richardson:
Dr. What is this?

Dr. Jeffery Stewart:
Daryl is not... well he never was completely human.

Andy Richardson:
What?

Dr. Jeffery Stewart:
Data Analyzing Robot Youth Lifeform. Daryl is an experiment in artificial intelligence. All I can say is he was never meant to leave here and he was certainly not to be with people like yourself.

Turtle Fox:
Holy shit! He's a robot?

Dr. Jeffery Stewart:
He's more than that Turtle. He's a lot more. See this is the information that we program in Daryl's head and this is where he discharges learned information into the main-frame memory banks.

Turtle Fox:
Wow!

Joyce Richardson:
I don't believe this.


Dr. Jeffery Stewart:
No. Look, ask the computer anything you'd like no matter how small. Something that could only be known to you and Daryl.

Joyce Richardson:
Is this some kind of a joke?

Dr. Jeffery Stewart:
Oh, no. No I'm afraid not.



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Aquí está una receta deliciosa para el canadiense Viejo-Formado, con
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sacudida canadiense del whisky de 2 onzas el whisky, sec triple,
bitters del angostura y limón del jugo 1 del limón de la rociada
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Movie Quotations:

Movie: One, Two, Three(1961)


Otto:
[bursts into room wearing boxers, shirt, tie and morning coat] I'm going to like this job!

C.R. MacNamara:
It's about time you started cooperating.

Otto:
You know what the first thing is I'm going to do? I'm going to lead the workers down there in revolt!

C.R. MacNamara:
Put your pants on, Spartacus!



Movie: Ace of Aces(1933)


2nd Lt. Rex 'Rocky' Thorne:
[looking at medals] For the glory of my country. Tell me, Nancy: are these worth forty-two dead men? Are they worth one dead man?

Nancy Adams:
Oh, Rocky.

2nd Lt. Rex 'Rocky' Thorne:
I knew the answer once. I was sure of it. Why did I forget?

Nancy Adams:
We all forgot it, Rocky.

2nd Lt. Rex 'Rocky' Thorne:
Most of us never knew. We never realized. But I thought I did. And then I forgot--forgot everything in the game of killing.



Movie: Under the Tuscan Sun(2003)


Frances:
[narrating] So I was now the owner of a villa whose lands it would take two oxen two days to plow. Owning neither an ox nor a plow, I'd have to take their word for that.



Movie: Urusei Yatsura 2: Byûtifuru dorîmâ(1984)


[Ataru has Baku's horn]

Mujaki:
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Do you have any idea what'll happen if you do that?


Ataru Moroboshi:
You're just like Lum. When will you learn that I always do things without thinking of the consequences?





Movie: Maid to Order(1987)


Jessie Montgomery:
Please let me take it in Maria. Please!

Maria:
She told me to take it in.

Jessie Montgomery:
Well what difference does it make?

Maria:
The difference is if you screw up, then my ass is grass and she's the lawnmower!




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Movie: Dad's Dead (TV)(2002)


Narrator:
Mo, she was thick as pig shit. When she was pissed she took a roast chicken to bed with her, then complained about grease on the sheets.



Movie: Kate & Leopold(2001)


Leopold:
I tell you, that thing is a damn hazard!


Kate:
It's just a toaster!

Leopold:
Why is it called a toaster when it produces no toast, but simply warm bread, and inserting it two times produces charcoal? The ideal toaster would have one and a half insertions to produce the correct toast.

Kate:
You know something? Nobody gives a rat's ass that you have to push the toast down twice, and you know why? Because everybody pushes their toast down twice!

Leopold:
Not where I come from!

Kate:
Oh, right. Where you come from, toast is a result of reflection and study!

Leopold:
Ah yes, you mock me. But perhaps one day when you've awoken from a pleasant slumber to the scent of a warm bioche smothered in marmalade and fresh creamery butter, you'll understand that life is not solely composed of tasks, but tastes.

Kate:
[mesmerized] Say that again.



Movie: Jackass Number Two(2006)


Johnny Knoxville:
[Johnny Knoxville hands his fake grandson a flask] Don't hog it all you little prick...







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Esto es una receta sabrosa para la flor de la cereza # 2, con el
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grenadine, el jugo del limón y la cereza. 1 jugo del limón del tsp
del brandy 2 de la cereza de la cereza el 1/2 onza del sec 1 del
triple del tsp del jarabe 1 el 1/2 del grenadine del tsp del brandy 1
el 1/2 del 1/2 onza humedece el borde de un cristal del coctel con el
borde del brandy y de la frotación de la cereza en azúcar
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Receta de la flor #2 de la cereza

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 02:28:00 +0000
Esto es una receta sabrosa para la flor de la cereza # 2, con el
brandy, el brandy de la cereza, el sec triple, el jarabe del
grenadine, el jugo del limón y la cereza. 1 jugo del limón del tsp
del brandy 2 de la cereza de la cereza el 1/2 onza del sec 1 del
triple del tsp del jarabe 1 el 1/2 del grenadine del tsp del brandy 1
el 1/2 del 1/2 onza humedece el borde de un cristal del coctel con el
borde del brandy y de la frotación de la cereza en azúcar
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