Today's Quotes:

Movie: Our Very Own(2005)


Joan Whitfield:
Thanks for the bread, Sally!



Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


[talking about "The Cure"]

Logan:
Well, for all we know, the government helped cook this up.


Dr. Hank McCoy:
I can assure you, the government had nothing to do with this.

Logan:
I've heard that before.

Dr. Hank McCoy:
My boy, I have been fighting for mutant rights since before you had claws.

Logan:
[to the Professor] Did he just call me boy?



Movie: The Palm Beach Story(1942)


Tom Jeffers:
Don't you ever talk about anything but Topic A?

Princess Centimillia:
Is there anything else?



Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)


Texas Ranger:
Old man, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!



Movie: The Abyss(1989)


Ensign Monk:
Bud, give me a reading from your liquid oxygen gauge.

Virgil:
[typing] 5 minuts worth

Lindsey Brigman:
[whispers, shocked] What?

Alan "Hippy" Carnes:
[panicked] It took him *thirty* minutes just to get down there!


Lindsey Brigman:
Bud! Do you hear me? You drop your weights and start back now, Bud. The gauge could be wrong! Do you hear me? Just drop your weights and start back now! Your gauge could be wrong!


[crying]

Lindsey Brigman:
Your gauge could be wrong, you drop your weights and start back now!

Virgil:
[typing] Going to stay awhile

Lindsey Brigman:
No, you will not stay there, do you hear me, you drop your weights! You can breathe *shallow*, do you hear me? Bud, please listen to me, *please*, goddammit, you dragged me back from the bottomless pit, you can't leave me here *alone* now, please...


[sobs]


Lindsey Brigman:
Oh god, Virgil, *please*... please...

Virgil:
[typing] Dont cry baby. Knew this was one way ticket, but you know I had to come. Love you wife.



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Must-see movies (The Sacramento Bee)

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 08:20:57 GMT
Editor's note: Kurt Chibas is a student filmmaker with a passion for movies. His goals include writing and directing an Academy Award-winning picture. From tomb raiders to bridesmaids, 2008 shines brightly with potential. When the writers strike first loomed, studios decided to rush the production of films. This resulted in a wonderful array of movies -- a flavor for every movie taste bud. ...

At the movies: They're cheesed

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:19:00 GMT
Tulsa World - The Bucket List , with Jack Nicholson, Morgan Freeman, Sean Hayes, at Southroads 20, Tulsa, Starworld, Riverwalk, Owasso, Broken Arrow, Sapulpa, Claremore. A pair of terminally ill patients escape ...

Hokkaido Highball recipe

Mon, 30 Apr 2007 01:21:00 +0000
A tasteful recipe for Hokkaido Highball, with Bombay Sapphire gin, sake rice wine and triple sec.

1 1/2 oz Bombay Sapphire gin
1 oz sake rice wine
1/2 oz triple sec

Pour the Bombay gin and sake into a highball glass filled with ice cubes.
Add the triple sec, swirl and leave briefly to chill before serving.
Serve in a ...]

2000 Flushes recipe

Mon, 30 Apr 2007 05:06:00 +0000
A luscious recipe for 2000 Flushes, with Captain Morgan Original spiced rum, Blue Curacao liqueur, Captain Morgan Parrot Bay mango rum, Sprite soda and lemonade.

1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
1/2 oz Captain Morgan Original spiced rum
1/2 oz Captain Morgan Parrot Bay mango rum
1/2 oz Sprite soda
1/2 oz lemonade

Combine the Captain Morgan Original spiced rum and ...]

Give me Quotations now!

Movie: On the Waterfront(1954)


Father Barry:
You'd better get rid of that gun, unless you haven't got the guts, and if you don't, you'd better hang on to it!



Movie: Otra conquista, La(1998)


Cihuacoatl (Aztec high-priest):
[to Friar Diego, in Nahuatl translated by a blind Aztec girl] There's nothing to be done. Topiltzin is now a spirit without the limits of a body.



Movie: Oscar(1991)


Snaps:
Let's get started, I got until noon to look like a banker.

Finucci:
Oh, we make-a you look like a banker... take off-a you pants.



Movie: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen(1988)



Sally:
It wasn't really a story, was it?


[the Baron tosses her a scarlet pumpernickle]



Movie: East Is East(1999)


Stella Moorhouse:
I'll never let the colour of your Dad come between us.



Movie: Queer Duck: The Movie (V)(2006)


Reverend Vandergelding:
So, how did you finally tell them you were gay?

Queer Duck:
Oh, well, that's an interesting story. It all goes back to those crazy, turbulent, fabulous seventies...



[music starts]

Reverend Vandergelding:
Wait a minute...


[music stops]

Reverend Vandergelding:
Is this going to be a musical number? I'm mean, what is it with you people and musical numbers?

Queer Duck:
Just sit back and enjoy it!



Movie: Quiz Show(1994)


Dick Goodwin:
Excuse me. Do you think he might see me before the peacock molts?


Kintner's Secretary:
Who are you with again?

Dick Goodwin:
I'm with the United States Congress. Perhaps you've heard of them.



Movie: VeggieTales: Dave and the Giant Pickle (V)(1996)


Phillipe:
Hello Israelites! You are pigs!

Jean Claude:
And soon we will put apples in your mouths and stick you in our toaster ovens!

Phillipe:
Oho! After we defeat you, you will be our slaves and will have to fetch us our slippers!


Jean Claude:
And iron our trousers!

Phillipe:
And wipe our little noses!

Jean Claude:
And scratch that spot on our backs we cannot reach no matter how hard we try! Don't you have anything to say?

Jimmy Gourd:
Um - do you guys have any fried chicken? I've got a real hankering for fried chicken.

Jerry Gourd:
Yeah! Me too!

Phillipe:
This is going to be easier than we thought.



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
This damn bike. I hate this bike. I hate this frigging bike. Stupid bike.

Lucille:
Daniel. What's the matter? Why did you throw your bike away?

Daniel:
Because I felt like it.




Movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective(1994)


Melissa:
You know, you're just mad because your stupid little pebble theory didn't work out and you don't know how to express your anger.

Ace Ventura:
Oh yeah? And you're ugly.



Movie: Earthsea (TV)(2004)


The Dragon:
Ask me two questions, wizard, and I will give you the answers.


Ged:
Isn't it usually three?

The Dragon:
Yes, but with that you're back to two.



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Thu, 10 Jan 2008 15:53:00 GMT
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Movie Quotes:

Movie: Open Range(2003)


Boss Spearman:
We got a warrant sworn for attempted murder for them that tried to kill the boy who's laying over there at the Doc's, trying to stay alive. Swore out another one for them that murdered the big fella you had in your cell. Only ours ain't writ by no tin star, bought and paid for, Marshal. It's writ by us, and we aim to enforce it.



Movie: Kenny(2006)


Kenny:
Busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad.



Movie: Other People's Money(1991)


[Kate offers Lawrence 'greenmail' to drop an unfriendly take-over bid]

Kate Sullivan:
It's not illegal.

Lawrence Garfield:
It's immoral - a distinction lawyers ignore.



Movie: Darkness Falls(2003)


Michael:
She won't come in the light.

Kyle:
Who?


Michael:
YOU KNOW WHO.



Movie: Half-Life: Opposing Force (VG)(1999)


Various Marines:
Nobody said anything about Black Operations in the Mission Briefing.



Movie: October Sky(1999)


Homer:
No. Coal mining may be your life, but it's not mine. I'm never going down there again. I wanna go into space.




Movie: Hair-Raising Hare(1946)


Bugs Bunny:
[to Gossamer/Rudolph] Hey, Frankenstein!




Movie: The X Files Game (VG)(1998)


Special Agent Fox Mulder:
I need your help Scully. The security door needs two keys turned at the same time. I need you to turn the other key for me.


[the Black Oil suddenly swims over his eyes]

Craig Willmore:
[to Scully] RUN!



Movie: The Kentuckian(1955)


Elias Wakefield:
I'm trying to be a right father to you. I'm trying to think what kind of man you'll grow up to be.

Little Eli Wakefield:
What kind of man are you coming to be? That's the worst of all!




Movie: Babylon 5: The Gathering (TV)(1993)


Londo Mollari:
There was a time when this whole quadrant belonged to us! What are we now? Twelve worlds and a thousand monuments to past glories. Living off memories and stories, and selling trinkets. My god, man! We've become a tourist attraction. "See the great Centauri Republic - open 9 to 5 - Earth time."



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Killer Kool-Aid (Canada) recipe

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 18:59:00 +0000
Check out this great recipe for Killer Kool-Aid (Canada), with Stoli Razberi vodka, melon liqueur, 7-Up soda and cranberry juice.

1 oz 7-Up soda
1 oz Stoli Razberi vodka
1/2 oz cranberry juice
1/2 oz melon liqueur

Pour the Stoli Razberi vodka, melon liqueur and 7-UP into a chilled cocktail glass over a small amount of ice.
Top it off ...]

Captang Poontag recipe

Sun, 29 Apr 2007 17:40:00 +0000
Check out this delightful recipe for Captang Poontag, with Captain Morgan Original spiced rum and Tang powdered soft drink.

2 oz Captain Morgan Original spiced rum
6 oz Tang powdered soft drink

Pour the Captain Morgan spiced rum into a highball glass.
Add the Tang, and serve.
It should taste akin to an orange dreamsicle.
Serve in a Highball Glass.

At the movies: They're cheesed

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:19:00 GMT
Tulsa World - The Bucket List , with Jack Nicholson, Morgan Freeman, Sean Hayes, at Southroads 20, Tulsa, Starworld, Riverwalk, Owasso, Broken Arrow, Sapulpa, Claremore. A pair of terminally ill patients escape ...

NEXT WEEK'S MOVIES (Belleville News-Democrat)

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:19:50 GMT
Movies opening Jan. 18: