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Movie: Mad Hot Ballroom(2005)


White chubby kid:
My religion does not allow me to dance, and Mouhamed's does not allow him to dance either, so we have really enjoyed being DJs.

Mouhamed:
Everybody has been very nice to me, although... I am... from another...


[hesitates]

Mouhamed:
country.



Movie: Keeping Up with the Steins(2006)


Irwin Fiedler:
Haven't you ever done something wrong, Adam? Have you ever done anything that that was stupid, cowardly, selfish? Have you ever done anything that you just couldn't make right, no matter how hard you try?

Adam Fiedler:
Of course. I'm an agent.



Movie: One Tough Cop(1998)



Dietl:
Being a cop gave me a chance to make a difference.



Movie: Office Space(1991)


Milton Waddams:
Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and then payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and I still haven't received my paycheck and he took my stapler and he never brought it back and then they moved my desk to storage room B and there was garbage on it...



Movie: Of Rice and Hen(1953)


Foghorn Leghorn:
Gal reminds me of the highway between Fort Worth and Dallas. No curves.



Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Ryan Dunn:
You look beautiful today.

Glauren:
You look like shit.

Ryan Dunn:
Gee thanks, why do you think I'm in here? I'm getting my hair cut. I know I look like shit.



Movie: G.I. Jane(1997)


Lt. Jordan O'Neil:
Master Chief...

Master Chief John Urgayle:
Lieutenant, seek life elsewhere.


Lt. Jordan O'Neil:
Suck my dick!



Movie: The Tall Guy(1989)


[Outside her flat]

Kate:
Don't be fooled by the grim exterior. It's a good deal grimmer inside.



Today's Movie News

Receta amarga escocesa de Bellamy

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 23:42:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta deliciosa para Bellamy escocés agria, con el
whisky escocés, el jugo anaranjado, el jugo del limón, la miel, el
bitters de Angostura y el jengibre. 1 bitters de Angostura de la
rociada miel del tsp del jengibre 1 de 1 sujetador jugo del limón de
2 onzas jugo anaranjado de 3 onzas whisky escocés de 6 onzas vierte
el whisky escocés, el jugo anaranjado, el jugo del limón, la miel y
el bitters del angostura en una coctelera de coctel. Pozo de la
sacudida. Vierta en ...

Piracy raids net DVDs ready for distribution - CIO.de

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:05:00 GMT
Victorian Police conducted a piracy raid on a shop in Melbourne yesterday seizing over 100,000 DVDs, 51 burners, 14 folders of jacket covers and prepackaged fake copies of movies ...

Wall Street: Renaissance der Banken - Finanz Nachrichten

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 14:08:00 GMT
New York (BoerseGo.de) - Die Wall Street scheint den Boden gefunden zu haben, fürs erste jedenfalls. Der heutige Start stand wieder unter einem bösen Stern. Schon vor ...

Wer hier lacht, macht sich vermutlich strafbar - WELT ONLINE

Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:39:00 GMT
Mit „Dörte's Dancing" startete gestern Abend die Reihe „Funny Movies. Die große ProSieben "Film-Verarsche". Jeanette Biedermann auf Time-of-My-Life-Mission – das musste ja ...

Straight to the Lines from Movies ...

Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Marine:
[during a grenade toss] Do NOT open till Christmas!




Movie: Damn Yankees!(1958)


Mr. Applegate:
Have a nice trip?

Lola:
Perfect. The plane crashed in Cleveland.

Mr. Applegate:
Good. Now about that job in Chicago.

Lola:
Just dandy. I got the old boy to embezzle 100,000 dollars and lost it for him at the race track. Then his wife left him and he took to drink. I told him I was through and he jumped out the window... twenty second story.

Mr. Applegate:
That's high enough, that's fine.

Lola:
I wanna try the Empire State Building on this next one.




Movie: Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls(1995)


Ace:
The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.



Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)


Ricky Bobby:
Big Red... If you ain't chewin it... then f(beep) You



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Receta barbuda de la almeja

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 17:43:00 +0000
Esto es una receta sabrosa para la almeja barbuda, con el whisky de la
corona, el licor de la almendra del amaretto y el jugo de arándano
canadienses reales. el whisky canadiense real de la corona de 1 onza
jugo de arándano del chapoteo del licor 1 de la almendra del amaretto
de 1 onza vierte todo el hielo machacado excedente de los ingredientes
en un cristal del coctel. Revuelva, y sirva. Sirva en un cristal del
coctel.

Receta del parque zoológico de Brooklyn

Wed, 23 May 2007 01:35:00 +0000
Una receta que tienta para el parque zoológico de Brooklyn, con ron,
vodka, ginebra, jugo de piña, licor de DeKuyper Razzmatazz, mezcla
dulce y amarga y cerveza. cerveza de 1 - 2 onzas ginebra de 1 onza ron
de 1 onza cristal dulce y amargo del chapoteo del jugo de piña del
chapoteo del licor 1 de DeKuyper Razzmatazz del chapoteo de la vodka 1
de 1 onza 1 de la mezcla del terraplén con hielo. Vodka del ron de la
mezcla, y ginebra. Agregue el chapoteo del jugo del pinepple, ...

Lynndie England - Der Stern

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 02:27:00 GMT
One of the pictures that brought her questionable fame: In this undated photo published in late May 2004 US soldier Lynndie England holds a leash apparently wrapped around the neck ...

Der Zellengenosse kämpft für McCain - Der Stern

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 00:56:00 GMT
George "Bud" Day war zusammen mit US-Präsidentschaftskandidat John McCain in Vietnam. Gemeinsam durchlitten sie Gefangenschaft und Folter. Heute macht Day Wahlkampf für McCain ...

Lynndie England - Der Stern

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 02:27:00 GMT
One of the pictures that brought her questionable fame: In this undated photo published in late May 2004 US soldier Lynndie England holds a leash apparently wrapped around the neck ...

Here are the Quotations ...

Movie: Daffy Doodles(1946)


[last lines]

Daffy Duck:
Never again will I paint another mustache. I'm doing beards now!



Movie: Our Fathers (TV)(2005)


Angelo DeFranco:
Why did this happen to me?



Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)


Sasquatch:
I'm the eighth wonder of the world baby! Love it!




Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


[They're flying through a mine field in an attempt to shake off Sarris]

Sir Alexander Dane:
Could you possibly try NOT to hit EVERY SINGLE ONE?




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Piracy raids net DVDs ready for distribution - CIO.de

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:05:00 GMT
Victorian Police conducted a piracy raid on a shop in Melbourne yesterday seizing over 100,000 DVDs, 51 burners, 14 folders of jacket covers and prepackaged fake copies of movies ...

Receta de Cardicas

Sat, 15 Mar 2008 02:58:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta muy agradable para Cardicas, con el ron
blanco de Bacardi, el licor anaranjado del Cointreau y el puerto
blanco. 1 ron blanco de Bacardi del licor 1 del Cointreau del cl del
cl del cl blanco anaranjado del puerto 2 revuelve. Ningún adorne.
Sirva en un cristal del coctel.

Piracy raids net DVDs ready for distribution - CIO.de

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:05:00 GMT
Victorian Police conducted a piracy raid on a shop in Melbourne yesterday seizing over 100,000 DVDs, 51 burners, 14 folders of jacket covers and prepackaged fake copies of movies ...

La receta de plata de la salida del sol de los capitanes

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 23:37:00 +0000
Una receta agradable para la salida del sol de plata de los capitanes,
con capitán Morgan Silver condimentó el ron del ron, del coco de
capitán Morgan Parrot Bay, el jugo anaranjado y el jugo de arándano.
1 ron del coco de capitán Morgan Parrot Bay de los tiros del 1/2 1
capitán Morgan Silver del tiro condimentó el ron 1 chapoteo del jugo
de arándano del chapoteo 1 que el jugo anaranjado vierte los
ingredientes sobre el hielo: Capitán Morgan Silver - Bahía Del Loro
- ...

Today's Quotations:

Movie: Office Space(1991)


[Peter, Michael and Samir are trying to figure out how to launder money]

Peter Gibbons:
I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in a dictionary.



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


Dave McFly:
[kissing George McFly on the head] See ya later, Pop. Whooo, time to change that oil.



Movie: Waiting for Guffman(1996)


Corky St. Clair:
People don't like to have fire poked, poked in their noses.



Movie: A Tanú(1969)


Virág Árpád:
Is it possible that I'm a spy?


Pelikán József, gátõr:
Everything's possible.



Movie: Ordinary People(1980)


Conrad "Con" Jarrett:
I made a 74 on a trig quiz.

Beth Jarrett:
Oh really? Gosh I was awful at trig.

Conrad "Con" Jarrett:
Oh. Really? You took trig?


Beth Jarrett:
No... wait a minute... ha, did I take trig? Huh... anyway, I bought you two shirts they're on your bed.



Movie: Van Wilder(2002)


Van Wilder:
Don't be a fool and wrap your tool.



Movie: Gackt Live Tour 2004: The Sixth Day and Seventh Night - Final (V)(2004)


[first lines]

Narrator:
Year 1999. After countless troubles and excitement, Gackt started his solo activities. People called these solo activities "Gackt Job." People also called Gackt and his supporting members "Gackt Job" during their magnificent concerts. In 2000, the talented members Chachamaru, You, Masa, Ren, Toshi, and Igao filled the stage during the first tour: "Mars - A Visitor from the Sky." This was the foundation of the world's most powerful clan. The members swore to fight with and protect each other, and a journey was started, after confirming there was a place to return.



Movie: Pam & Tommy Lee: Stolen Honeymoon (V)(1998)


Pamela Anderson:
Tommy, there could totally be mountain lions here 'cause it's so flat.



Movie: The Quiet Man(1952)


Father Peter Lonergan, Narrator:
Ah, yes... I knew your people, Sean. Your grandfather; he died in Australia, in a penal colony. And your father, he was a good man too.



Movie: UHF(1989)


R.J. Fletcher:
This is an embarrassment. A disgrace. What do you think R.J. Fletcher Senior would be saying if he were alive today?

Richard Fletcher:
"Help me out of this box, I can't breathe in here. Help, let me out."



Movie: Uncle Buck(1989)


Buck Russell:
[On the way to his brother's] Oh boy, those kids. I haven't seen those kids in a while. Tia's gotta be nine. Nine, maybe ten. Oh boy. And the two new ones. They're uh... Larry and... uh... Larry and, uh... Uh... Betsy. Betsy, uh... Jennifer. Jennifer. Larry and Jennifer. Oh boy.



Today's Movie News

How AP-Yahoo News poll on race was designed - FOX News

Sat, 20 Sep 2008 10:16:00 GMT
This AP-Yahoo News poll was designed to dig into one of the most sensitive subjects in American politics: racial attitudes and their effect on how people will vote in an election in which Democrat Barack Obama could become the first black president ...

La receta de plata de la salida del sol de los capitanes

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 23:37:00 +0000
Una receta agradable para la salida del sol de plata de los capitanes,
con capitán Morgan Silver condimentó el ron del ron, del coco de
capitán Morgan Parrot Bay, el jugo anaranjado y el jugo de arándano.
1 ron del coco de capitán Morgan Parrot Bay de los tiros del 1/2 1
capitán Morgan Silver del tiro condimentó el ron 1 chapoteo del jugo
de arándano del chapoteo 1 que el jugo anaranjado vierte los
ingredientes sobre el hielo: Capitán Morgan Silver - Bahía Del Loro
- ...

Receta de Cardicas

Sat, 15 Mar 2008 02:58:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta muy agradable para Cardicas, con el ron
blanco de Bacardi, el licor anaranjado del Cointreau y el puerto
blanco. 1 ron blanco de Bacardi del licor 1 del Cointreau del cl del
cl del cl blanco anaranjado del puerto 2 revuelve. Ningún adorne.
Sirva en un cristal del coctel.

How AP-Yahoo News poll on race was designed - FOX News

Sat, 20 Sep 2008 10:16:00 GMT
This AP-Yahoo News poll was designed to dig into one of the most sensitive subjects in American politics: racial attitudes and their effect on how people will vote in an election in which Democrat Barack Obama could become the first black president ...