Straight to the Movie Quotations ...

Movie: Halloweentown (TV)(1998)


Sophie 'Soapy' Cromwell:
It's the bad thing.




Movie: The Quick and the Dead (TV)(1987)


Con Vallian:
Shoot to kill. Wounds don't impress them. They've all been shot before.



Movie: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension(1984)


John Ganty:
John Valuk is dead, he fell on his head. But perhaps John Parker will get through with our message to Buckaroo Banzai.



Movie: The Usual Suspects(1995)


Keaton:
There's no fucking coke.




Movie: One Hundred and One Dalmatians(1961)


Patch:
Thunderbolt's the greatest dog ever!

Pepper:
He's even better than Dad.

Penny:
No dog's better than Dad.



Movie: Oblivion(1994)


Redeye:
We all know what gutless cowards humans are, don't you?



Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)


Danny:
A meteor shower! Take erasive action! TAKE ERASIVE ACTION!



Movie: G.I. Jane(1997)


Sen. Lillian DeHaven:
Captain, are you in the habit of lettin' reporters traipse around your base, snappin' their fill? These are supposed to be discreet test cases!

C.O. Salem:
Senator, they stand out on a public highway using telephoto lenses. There is nothin' I can do about it, unless you want me to infringe on their civil liberties, which I will be glad to do, if you'll just trim a little fat off the Constitution.

Sen. Lillian DeHaven:
Did you just mouth off to a senior member of the Senate Arms Committee? I mean, I'll give you points for style, just nothin' for smarts!



Movie: Adolphe(2002)


Ellénore:
[to Adolphe] There's between us a secret resemblance.



Movie: Out of Step(2002)


Keisha:
They've got screwed up beliefs.

Jenny Thomas:
Oh Keisha.

Keisha:
Oh, I'm sorry, do you have friends out there? But I studied up on it, it's a cult. They don't believe in grace, they don't believe in the true Jesus -

Jenny Thomas:
Did you know I'm Mormon?

Keisha:
[Embarrassed] I feel stupid now. I didn't mean to be so harsh. But Jenny do you really believe all that stuff?

Jenny Thomas:
Yeah I do.

Keisha:
You need to step back and take a look at this.


Jenny Thomas:
Wait, a minute ago we were talking about protecting other people's faiths and now it seems you're trying to tearing down mine, do you see what a double standard that is?

Keisha:
My goal is to help people and Jenny, Jesus is the only way to heaven.

Jenny Thomas:
I believe that.

Keisha:
Well from what I read you don't.

Jenny Thomas:
Well I think I know what I believe and don't.

Keisha:
We'll just have to agree or disagree about this, but thanks for coming Jenny.



Movie: Osmosis Jones(2001)


Drix:
Special Agent Drixobenzometaphedrimine... Drixenol! The brand that eases your coughs and sneezes. Warning - do not exceed recommended dosage. If symptoms persist, consult a physician. May cause drowsiness. Do not attempt to operate heavy machinery. Pregnant women should not handle broken tablets.

Osmosis:
Wow! I'm feeling better already.



Movie: "'Allo 'Allo!"(1982)


[Maria has disguised the airmen as waitresses, so René mimes to them that they must not go upstairs with the Germans]

Flying Officer Carstairs:
[turning to Fairfax] What was all that about?

Flying Officer Fairfax:
I think he means that if Hitler comes in and wants us to go upstairs with him, we're not to go.

Flying Officer Carstairs:
Is he like "that," then?

Flying Officer Fairfax:
Oh, yes.

René:
[to the others] And they must not speak.



[Rene turns to the airmen and mimes that they must be silent]

Flying Officer Carstairs:
What does that mean?

Flying Officer Fairfax:
Well, if we do go upstairs with Hitler, we're not to tell anyone.

Flying Officer Carstairs:
Well, it's hardly the sort of thing you boast about, is it.



Today's Movie News

Music hits high note next month

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 21:38:00 GMT
Scoop - the new Movies in Parks series, featuring classic Kiwi films projected onto a large screen after dusk in Mt Eden's Tahaki Reserve following pre-movie entertainment by local musicians

Capitol previews proposal to tax movies, games at hotels (Cortez Journal)

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:11:00 GMT
DENVER - For some travelers, a pornographic movie on the television is as normal a fixture in a hotel room as the Gideon Bible on the nightstand. Now a state representative wants to tax those movies to pay for child abuse investigations.

Vudu Drops Price to $295 The set-top service offers high-def movies. By Swanni (TVPredictions.com)

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 11:13:48 GMT
Washington, D.C. (January 24, 2008) -- Vudu, the new Broadband-enabled VOD service, has lowered the price of its set-top from $399 to $295. The service, which now offers roughly 70 High-Definition movies in its lineup, enables users to download movies over a high-speed Internet connection.

Bacardi Geezer recipe

Mon, 07 May 2007 05:31:00 +0000
Check out this distinctive recipe for Bacardi Geezer, with Bacardi Breezer Lime, vodka, gin, Cointreau orange liqueur and Archers peach schnapps.

1 bottle Bacardi Breezer Lime
1 oz Archers peach schnapps
1 oz Cointreau orange liqueur
1 oz gin
1 oz vodka

Stir ingredients together in a pint glass, and serve.
Serve in a Beer Mug.

Check out these Movie Quotations:

Movie: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension(1984)


Buckaroo Banzai:
I've been ionized, but I'm okay now.



Movie: Wag the Dog(1997)


Stanley Motss:
I'm in show business, why come to me?

Conrad 'Connie' Brean:
War is show business, that's why we're here.



Movie: Aberration(1997)


Marshall Clarke:
[after Mrs. Miller is killed] Not her too. She... was a nice lady!



Movie: Oregon Trail(1945)


[Judge Smythe conducts Slade's murder trial while hungover]

Judge J. Frothingham Smythe:
This court is now in session - Judge J. Frothingham Smythe at the bar... at the bar of justice, of course.



Movie: Ma and Pa Kettle(1949)


Ma Kettle:
Nancy... Nancy hold still!

Susie Kettle:
I'm Susie, Ma.



Today's Movie News

Machetazo recipe

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 21:20:00 +0000
This is a very pleasant recipe for Machetazo, with Captain Morgan Original spiced rum, Kahlua coffee liqueur and Guinness stout.

1 bottle Guinness stout
1 oz Captain Morgan Original spiced rum
1 oz Kahlua coffee liqueur

Poor the Guinness into a large beer mug.
Drop two shot glasses, filled with kahlua and rum respectively, into the guinness and down ...]

Cherrytini recipe

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 09:53:00 +0000
This is a tasteful recipe for Cherrytini, with cherry vodka, DeKuyper Cheri-Beri Pucker schnapps and Sprite soda.

1 oz DeKuyper Cheri-Beri Pucker schnapps
1 oz cherry vodka
2 - 3 oz chilled Sprite soda

Stir ingredients together in a chilled cocktail glass, and serve.
Serve in a Cocktail Glass.

Jade #2 recipe

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 03:17:00 +0000
This is a distinctive recipe for Jade #2, with vodka, Hpnotiq liqueur and pineapple juice.

1 oz Hpnotiq liqueur
1 oz pineapple juice
1 oz vodka

Combine all ingredients together in a cocktail shaker with a few ice cubes.
Shake well, strain into a chilled cocktail glass, and serve.
Serve in a Cocktail Glass.

Straight to the Lines from Movies ...

Movie: Our Lips Are Sealed(2000)


Mac:
That is *so* eighties!



Movie: Half Nelson(2006)


Dan:
[after watching Mario Savio's speech about The Machine] What is this machine that he's walking about? It's keeping us down, what is it?


Jamal:
Like, robots and stuff, right?

Dan:
Umm... it could be robots. It could be robots, but let's say it's a metaphor. He's saying this machine is keeping you down. Now, what is that? What keeps us from being free? Ms. Drey?

Drey:
Prisons.

Dan:
Absolutely. Absolutely, prisons. OK? Prisons are definitely a part of it. What else?

Terrence:
White!

Dan:
White is definitely a part of it. The Man.

Student:
The school.

Dan:
The school, exactly. The whole-the whole education system is part of the machine. What else?

Student:
Aren't you the machine then?


Dan:
Oh, no, you didn't. What'd you say?

Student:
Aren't you the machine?

Dan:
You're saying I'm the machine?

Student:
Yeah, you're white. You're part of the school.

Dan:
Oh, yeah, I guess you've got a point. All right, so I'm part of the machine. But if I'm part of it, then so are you. You are, too. We all are. And this is the thing, remember? Everything is made with opposing force. We may be opposed to the machine, but we're still very much a part of it, right? I work for the government, the school, but I'm also very much opposed to a lot of its policies. You guys hate coming to school, right? Holler back if you heard me! You hate it, but you come anyway. Sometimes. Exactly.



Movie: E poi lo chiamarono il magnifico(1972)


Holy Joe:
[reading the Englishman's last letter] I don't know whether I'll find rich green grass or tough weeds up there. But, if there's rich grass, praise be to God! If there's nothing but weeds... praise be to God. The only thing I'll miss is your friendship. For the rest, I have no regrets.



Movie: Major League(1989)


Lou Brown:
I thought you said we didn't have any high priced talent.

Charlie Donovan:
Forget about Dorn, he's just high priced.

Pepper Leach:
[Vaughn pulls up on a motorcycle] Look at this fuckin'guy.


Lou Brown:
My kinda team, Charlie, my kinda team.



Movie: The Da Vinci Code(2006)


Robert Langdon:
So dark the con of man...



Movie: Palindromes(2004)


Joyce Victor:
Am I terrible mother?

'Mark' Aviva Victor:
Everybody makes mistakes...



Movie: Baby Doll(1956)


Baby Doll:
Well, let's go in now. We got nothing to do but wait for tomorrow and see if we're remembered or forgotten.



Movie: Ultimate Avengers II (V)(2006)


General Nick Fury:
This one needs a clear head in the lead, Captain. You're carrying too much baggage. Widow, you'll be in command.

Hank Pym:
Demoted. I guess that makes him Private America, huh?



Movie: Magic Island (V)(1995)


Prince Morgan:
['Mad' Jack's stereo plays loud music] What be that noise, captain?

Blackbeard:
What?

Prince Morgan:
I said, "What BE that noise?"


Blackbeard:
What?

Prince Morgan:
[Music stops, yells] I said, "WHAT BE THAT INFERNAL RACKET?

Blackbeard:
[yells back] THAT'D BE YOU YELLIN' IN ME EAR!



Movie: The Opposite of Sex(1998)


Randy:
I'm just askin' that you stand by your man, like I'm standin' next to you! You know, a lot of guys, man, they woulda said that, "Shucks, man, she took up with them homosexuals. You know, she turned her back on righteousness."

Dedee:
Oh, yeah, but blowing you in the backseat of your car every day after band, that was a stairway to heaven, right?



Movie: Halo (VG)(2001)


343 Guilty Spark:
Why naturally the Flood is simply too dangerous to release, and mass sterilization protocols may again need to be enacted. Of course, samples were kept here after the last catastrophic outbreak... for study. It seems... that decision may have been an error.



Today's Movie News

New Orleans Hand Grenade recipe

Sun, 06 May 2007 17:24:00 +0000
This is a delectable recipe for New Orleans Hand Grenade, with gin, grain alcohol, melon liqueur, rum and vodka.

1 1/2 oz gin
1 1/2 oz grain alcohol
1 1/2 oz melon liqueur
1 1/2 oz rum
1 1/2 oz vodka

Stir ingredients together in a collins glass filled with ice cubes.
Add water and sugar if desired, to taste, and ...]

Starz Stocks Up on Movies (TV Week)

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:49:01 GMT
Starz Entertainment said it has finalized deals with five major studios to run movies on its premium channels, on-demand, in high definition and on broadband.

Acclaimed movies vie for Oscar nominations

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 18:46:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - LOS ANGELES - Tales of tragedy and struggle will vie for Oscar attention on Wednesday (NZ time) as an unusual awards season overshadowed by the Hollywood writers strike heads into its final stretch ...

Mowed Lawn recipe

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 12:41:00 +0000
Check out this enjoyable recipe for Mowed Lawn, with Crown Royal Canadian whisky, DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker schnapps and 7-Up soda.

1 oz Crown Royal Canadian whisky
1 oz DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
7-Up soda

Pour Crown Royal and DeKuyper sour apple pucker over ice in a cocktail shaker.
Add 7-up, to taste, shake and strain over ice ...]

Music hits high note next month

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 21:38:00 GMT
Scoop - the new Movies in Parks series, featuring classic Kiwi films projected onto a large screen after dusk in Mt Eden's Tahaki Reserve following pre-movie entertainment by local musicians