Straight to the Movie Quotes ...

Movie: Ma and Pa Kettle(1949)


Tom Kettle:
Theories are nice, Ma, but not when they break up families and threaten lives.



Movie: The Making of 'Garden State' (V)(2004)


Zach Braff:
And here's the reveal of our gorgeous leading lady.

Natalie Portman:
Aw.



Movie: Jacob Two Two Meets the Hooded Fang(1999)


The Hooded Fang:
[lying to him about his job in a factory] You're gonna have a party, with cake and ice cream and all your friends are gonna come by and bring you presents.


[bellows]

The Hooded Fang:
You're gonna *WORK*!



Movie: The Accused(1949)


Cliff 'Scorpion' Albrect:
[to Kurt] Gotta see his panties!



Movie: Yanks(1979)


Danny:
[naked in an uncovered exterior shower, watching the Red Cross trucks pass] That's the Red Cross...they only do it for officers.


Matt:
If you don't put your uniform on, they'll never tell the difference.



Movie: Jackass: The Movie(2002)


Chris Pontius:
I guess I don't have any last words. I'm just gonna kill myself once I lose my wiener.



Movie: Maboroshi no hikari(1995)


Yumiko:
It's harder to say goodbye if we keep postponing it.




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Movie: The Odd Couple(1968)


Oscar Madison:
Murray, lend me twenty dollars or I'll call your wife and tell her you're in Central Park wearing a dress.



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


High-School Band Audition Judge:
Hold it, fellas. I'm afraid you're just too darn loud. Next, please. Bring in the next group, please.



Movie: Unforgiven(1992)


[Sending English Bob on his way after beating and jailing him]

Little Bill Daggett:
I suppose you know, Bob, if I ever see you again I'm just going to start shooting and figure it was self-defense.




Movie: The Danish Poet(2006)


Narrator:
But had it not been for the Danish poet and Sigrid Undset, a rainy summer in Norway, a slippery barn plank, a careless mailman, a hungry goat, a broken thumb, and a crowded train, my parents might never have met and who knows I might still be a little seed floating around in the sky waiting for someone to come and get me.



Movie: Baby Doll(1956)


Baby Doll:
I feel so weak. Oh, my head is buzzy.

Silva Vacarro:
Fuzzy?

Baby Doll:
Hmm. Fuzzy and buzzy. My head is swingin' round. Must have been that swingin' that done it.

Straight to the Quotes ...

Movie: "'Allo 'Allo!"(1982)


Officer Crabtree:
I was pissing by the door when I heard a shat.




Movie: Bacall on Bogart (TV)(1988)


Lauren Bacall:
For myself, I can only say that he changed me. He was my teacher my husband, my friend. In his life and his work, Bogey was integrity, truth, and courage. He taught me how to live. That it was okay to trust. He taught me to keep going no matter what. He did. And he is.



Movie: Orange County(2002)


Shaun:
Dude... dude... dude!


[Lance stops vaccuming]

Shaun:
Where are Bob's pain pills?

Lance:
Here!

Shaun:
No, this is Excedrin!

Lance:
It's a decoy... I put all my stash in bottles... yellow are painkillers, they go in the Excedrin!

Shaun:
Listen to me, I need Bob's pain pills!


Lance:
Bob doesn't have any pain pills.

Shaun:
Yes he does!

Lance:
Not anymore, I sold them.



Movie: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest(1975)


[the inmates are playing cards and betting with cigarettes]

Martini:
[rips a cigarette in half] I bet a nickel.

McMurphy:
Dime's the limit, Martini.

Martini:
I bet a dime.


[Puts the two halves onto the table]

McMurphy:
This is not a dime, Martini. This is a dime.



[shows a whole cigarette]

McMurphy:
If you break it in half, you don't get two nickels, you get shit. Try and smoke it. You understand?

Martini:
Yes.

McMurphy:
You don't understand.



Movie: Face/Off(1997)


Castor Troy:
Lies, deceit, mixed messages... this is turning into a real marriage.



Movie: Taps(1981)


Brian Moreland:
We have a home here. We think it's something worth defending.



Movie: Paint Your Wagon(1969)


Ben Rumson:
Pardner, there comes a time when the party of the first part has no recourse but to knock some sense into the party of the second part! You're stayin'!




Movie: The Usual Suspects(1995)


Verbal:
And then he showed these men of will what will really is.



Movie: E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial(1982)


Elliot:
You must be dead, because I don't know how to feel. I can't feel anything anymore.




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