Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Lines from Movies for Today
Today's Lines from Movies:
Movie: Zatôichi(2003)
Shinkichi:
I have to say, it's incredible. You really look like a woman! Does make-up make men beautiful?
Geisha Seitaro 'Osei' Naruto:
It doesn't work on everyone. It depends on the face!
Movie: Varannan vecka(2006)
Johanna's ex-husband:
We just bought loads of fuck-food, and were on our way home.
Johanna:
Fuck-food?
Johanna's ex-husband:
Yeah, the kind of snacks you eat when you fuck a lot.
Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)
Wallet Guy:
There's gotta be a fucking five in here somewhere.
Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)
Mathesar:
We were hoping you could come with us. Our people have no commander.
Commander Peter Quincy Taggart:
Mathesar, I think your people have a great commander, sir.
[salutes him]
Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)
Tick:
[Tick and Bernadette are discussing what it would be like to have children] What happens if they turn out like Adam?
Bernadette:
You stuff 'em back in and ask for a refund.
Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)
Daniel:
Wouldn't a fly swatter be easier?
Miyagi:
Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.
Daniel:
Ever catch one?
Miyagi:
Not yet.
Movie: Hairspray(1988)
Velma Von Tussle:
And you HAD to pick a colored song, didn't you? What's wrong with Connie Francis? Shelley Fabares? I LOVE Shelley Fabares!
Amber Von Tussle:
Mother, Shake a Tale Feather has a wild song. It's got a good beat and you can dance to it.
Movie: Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le(2001)
Old Man at the Two Windmills:
Still, true love does exist.
Suzanne, Owner Two Windmills bar:
I know. After 30 years behind a bar, I'm an expert. I'll even give you the recipe. Take two regulars, mix them together and let them stew. It never fails.
Movie: Back in the Day (V)(2005)
Reggie:
[to his mom] You can't even put food on the table!
Movie: Unhinged(1982)
Terry Morgan:
A lot of really weird things are going on round here!... Breathing, strange sounds, your Mother, now faces at the window... I can't stand it!
Today's Movie News
Receta de Currey de la cuenta
Tue, 14 Oct 2008 05:48:00 +0000
Esto es una receta exquisita para la cuenta Currey, con ginebra, el
azúcar pulverizada y Champán. 1 ginebra del 1/2 onza 1 tsp
pulverizó el azúcar que Champán enfriado 3 onzas vierte la ginebra
y el azúcar junto con el hielo en una coctelera de coctel. Sacudara
bien, y los cubos excesivos del hielo de la tensión en una flauta del
champán. Llene de champán, y de servicio. Sirva en una flauta de
Champán.
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Wed, 15 Oct 2008 10:37:00 GMT
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Great Quotes
Quotes:
Movie: Wagons East(1994)
James H. Harlow:
[drunk] We leave at dawn... noon-ish.
Movie: Vacation(1983)
Roy Walley:
Well, somebody better explain, or there'll, uh... there'll be a lot of explaining to do.
Movie: Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man(1951)
Lou Francis:
[about graduating] This is the happiest day of my life, how did I ever graduate?
Bud Alexander:
[whispering] I slipped the guy twenty bucks. Now keep quiet.
Movie: Halloween(1978)
Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
I have a feeling that you're way off on this.
Dr. Sam Loomis:
You have the wrong feeling.
Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
You're not doing very much to prove me wrong!
Dr. Sam Loomis:
What more do you need?
Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
Well, it's going to take a lot more than fancy talk to keep me up all night crawling around these bushes.
Dr. Sam Loomis:
I- I- I watched him for fifteen years, sitting in a room, staring at a wall, not seeing the wall, looking past the wall - looking at this night, inhumanly patient, waiting for some secret, silent alarm to trigger him off. Death has come to your little town, Sheriff. Now you can either ignore it, or you can help me to stop it.
Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
More fancy talk.
Movie: Oil for the Lamps of China(1935)
Hester Adams Chase:
Two things matter to a man, the woman he loves and the work he does.
Movie: Our Little Girl(1935)
Molly Middleton:
You were almost late, Daddy.
Dr. Donald Middleton:
Almost never won first prize. Say, where do you want us to sit?
Molly Middleton:
Oh, as if you didn't know.
Dr. Donald Middleton:
No, honestly, I've forgotten.
Molly Middleton:
You've forgotten where we sit when we picnic at Heaven's Gate? Oh, Daddy! Have you forgotten, too, Mommy? Do I have to tell you?
Elsa Middleton:
Afraid so.
Molly Middleton:
Right over there, where we always sit every May and September.
Latest Movie News
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Rumors about the state of Madonna and Guy Ritchie's marriage refuse to go away. A divorce announcement is imminent, according to U.K. tabloid reports. The pop superstar and her ...
SheKnows : Entertainment : Movies : Indiana Jones DVD worth a visit to ... - Sheknows.com
Wed, 15 Oct 2008 10:37:00 GMT
The film arrives on DVD October 14 and loaded with extras, it proves those critics wrong. Indiana Jones and Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is good Indy fun and why would anyone ...
Movie Quotations Update
Give me Movie Quotations now!
Movie: Uprising (TV)(2001)
Simha 'Kazik' Rotem:
You are all under arrest, put down your weapons and return immediately to the Umschlagplatz!
Movie: Halloween H20: 20 Years Later(1998)
Sarah:
Okay Charlie, no sex kinks till I've eaten.
Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)
Marine:
Yes, that's why they call it a breastplate.
Movie: The R.M.(2003)
Humu:
[Humu is a *very* large Tongan exchange student] Dude! Your fiance is *hot*.
Jared:
You speak English?
Humu:
Better than Tongan, actually.
Jared:
But... but...
Humu:
Hey, look, man, no offense, but all your mom ever talks about is food storage and Relief Society centerpieces. To avoid an awkward conversation, I just had to eat. Heck, I was a "buck-eighty" when I first got here. Ha ha!
Movie: Dane Cook: Vicious Circle (TV)(2006)
Dane Cook:
You need to open up your soul and have a weep-a-thon.
Movie: Unforgiven(1992)
[Little Bill tells the real story of English Bob's gunfight]
Little Bill Daggett:
First off, Corky Corcoran never carried two guns. Though he should have.
W.W. Beauchamp:
But... no, no, he was called "Two-Gun Corcoran."
Little Bill Daggett:
Well, a lot of people did call him "Two-Gun" but it wasn't on account of him sporting two pistols. It was because he had a dick that was so big it was longer than the barrel of that Walker Colt he carried.
Today's Movie News
Receta del stroganoff de la cuenta
Tue, 14 Oct 2008 08:49:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta scrumptious para el stroganoff de la cuenta,
con la vodka, el cacao de de de nata blanco y el jugo del limón. el
jugo fresco blanco del limón del cacao de de de nata de 1 onza el 1/2
onza vodka de 2 onzas vierte la vodka, el cacao de de de nata y el
jugo del limón en una coctelera de coctel media llena con los cubos
del hielo. Sacudara bien, y tensión en un cristal del coctel. Adorne
con una mitad-rebanada ...
Receta del babor
Sat, 25 Aug 2007 17:22:00 +0000
Una receta encantadora para el babor, con el coñac, el puerto de LBV
y el brandy de la zarzamora. 1 brandy de la zarzamora del puerto el
1/2 onza del coñac el 1/2 onza LBV del 1/2 onza revuelve y filtra en
un trago del brandy. Servicio en un trago del brandy.
Receta del stroganoff de la cuenta
Tue, 14 Oct 2008 08:49:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta scrumptious para el stroganoff de la cuenta,
con la vodka, el cacao de de de nata blanco y el jugo del limón. el
jugo fresco blanco del limón del cacao de de de nata de 1 onza el 1/2
onza vodka de 2 onzas vierte la vodka, el cacao de de de nata y el
jugo del limón en una coctelera de coctel media llena con los cubos
del hielo. Sacudara bien, y tensión en un cristal del coctel. Adorne
con una mitad-rebanada ...
Receta de Currey de la cuenta
Tue, 14 Oct 2008 05:48:00 +0000
Esto es una receta exquisita para la cuenta Currey, con ginebra, el
azúcar pulverizada y Champán. 1 ginebra del 1/2 onza 1 tsp
pulverizó el azúcar que Champán enfriado 3 onzas vierte la ginebra
y el azúcar junto con el hielo en una coctelera de coctel. Sacudara
bien, y los cubos excesivos del hielo de la tensión en una flauta del
champán. Llene de champán, y de servicio. Sirva en una flauta de
Champán.





