Give me Quotations now!

Movie: Kelly's Heroes(1970)


[at a supply depot somewhere in France]

Oddball:
We see our role as essentially defensive in nature. While our armies are advancing so fast and everyone's knocking themselves out to be heroes, we are holding ourselves in reserve in case the Krauts mount a counteroffensive which threatens Paris... or maybe even New York. Then we can move in and stop them. But for 1.6 million dollars, we could become heroes for three days.



Movie: The Game(1997)


Conrad:
They fuck you and fuck you and fuck you, and just when you think it's over, that's when the real fucking begins!



Movie: D2: The Mighty Ducks(1994)


[Stanson and Bombay are plaing three-bar]

Coach Bombay:
One more post and you go home crying. By the way Stanson, you owe me a beachball!



Movie: Mad Love(1935)


Doctor Gogol:
There's blood on your cheek, Galatea.


[giggles]

Doctor Gogol:
It seems that wax can bleed.



Movie: Madagascar(2005)


[holding up book titled, "To Serve Lemurs"]

Random Lemur:
It's a cookbook!



Movie: Oh, God!(1977)


George Summers:
You know I've heard it all in this chair. I know what being a manager can do to a man. Trouble with books. Humping checkout girls in the freezer.



Movie: Accattone(1961)


Vittorio "Accattone" Cataldi:
[to dog] You're lucky, you can eat bones.



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Give me Movie Quotations now!

Movie: The Ladies Man(1961)


Leon Phelps:
Well, listen baby. My car, uh, doesn't exist, so...



Movie: Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome(1985)


Max:
So, what's the plan?

Pigkiller:
[laughing] PLAN? There ain't no plan!



Movie: One-Eyed Jacks(1961)


Bob:
This is part that's goin' to tickle you; the sheriff in that town is named Dad Longworth.



Movie: Tang shan da xiong(1971)


Cheng Chao-an:
Beat it or I'll kill you right now.



Movie: L.A. Confidential(1997)


Bud White:
Well, Captain, what do you want?

Captain Dudley Smith:
Call me Dudley.

Bud White:
Dudley... what do you want?



Movie: Haakon Haakonsen(1990)


Håkon:
What are you doing here?

Mary:
I'm going to Calcutta. Same as you.

Håkon:
Why?

Mary:
To get away from some busy-bodies who want to put me in an orphanage, alright?

Håkon:
Why don't you just live with your parents?

Mary:
Because I'm an orphan. If you must know. Why else do you think they'd put me in an orphanage?



Movie: Van Helsing(2004)


Verona:
Hello, Anna, my dear.



Movie: Tape(2001)


Jon:
What's up man?

Vince:
Oh, nothin' much.

Jon:
You're not dressed.

Vince:
Lay off.


Jon:
Not that I don't like it ...

Vince:
What?

Jon:
Nothing.

Vince:
So?

Jon:
So nothing.

Vince:
Okay.

Jon:
Okay.



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Receta negra del ante

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Compruebe fuera de esta receta apetitosa para el ante negro, con el
licor de café de Tia Maria y la cerveza de malto de Guinness. la
cerveza de malto 2 onza Tia Maria de Guinness de 1 pinta que el licor
de café prepara doble-tiro' al cristal llenado del licor de café de
Tia Maria. Prepare a pinta de Guinness. Caiga el cristal del tiro en
la cerveza, y el chug. Sirva en una taza de cerveza.

Mini reviews of movies currently in theaters

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Receta absoluta del suicidio

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Una receta exquisita para el suicidio absoluto, con los schnapps
amargos del pucker de DeKuyper Apple, los schnapps del pucker de la
sandía de DeKuyper, la vodka azul del pucker y de Absolut de la isla
de DeKuyper. la vodka de 1/4 onza Absolut pucker azul de la isla de
1/4 onza DeKuyper los schnapps amargos del pucker de 1/4 onza DeKuyper
Apple los schnapps del pucker de la sandía de 1/4 onza DeKuyper
enfría cada ingrediente. Vierta en un cristal del tiro en piezas
iguales, y sirva. Sirva adentro ...

Universal Pictures to make at least 4 movies based on Hasbro toys

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:37:00 GMT
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Check out these Quotes:

Movie: G.I. Joe: The Movie (V)(1987)


Serpentor:
Cobra-la-la-la-la-la-la!



Movie: The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer(1947)


Richard Nugent:
Hey, you remind me of a man.

Susan Turner:
What man?

Richard Nugent:
Man with the power.

Susan Turner:
What power?

Richard Nugent:
Power of hoodoo.

Susan Turner:
Hoodoo?

Richard Nugent:
You do.

Susan Turner:
Do what?


Richard Nugent:
Remind me of a man...



Movie: Otra conquista, La(1998)


Topiltzin:
If you only knew how much strength I need to accomplish my mission...

Beata Conversa:
Yes, I already heard that you're going to save the world. Just do me a favor: leave me alone. A known evil is better than feeding human flesh to one of your bug-eyed gods.

Topiltzin:
You converts eat yours.



Movie: Xenosaga Episode III: Also Sprach Zarathustra (VG)(2006)


Pelligri:
Each person must walk their own path. Your path and mine just simply did not cross.



Movie: Absolute Power(1997)


Luther Whitney:
I've got to go have my pacemaker checked, it has been so exciting talking to you.



Movie: Daddy's Dyin'... Who's Got the Will?(1990)


Sara Lee:
[regarding Evalita's most recent wedding] The girl married in white... again!

Mama Wheelis:
I don't know who she thinks she's foolin'! Evalita's about as pure as MUD!



Movie: Adaptation.(2002)


Charlie Kaufman:
You and I share the same DNA. Is there anything more lonely than that?



Movie: Kevin of the North(2001)


Clive Thornton:
Ya sleep well?

Kevin Manley:
Like a baby.


Clive Thornton:
Oh, you woke every 3 hours and cried?



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