Straight to the Movie Quotations ...

Movie: U2: Rattle and Hum(1988)


[opening bars of 'Helter Skelter' are heard]

Bono:
This is the song Charles Manson stole from the Beatles. We're stealin' it back.



Movie: Office Space(1991)


Bill Lumbergh:
Oh, and remember: next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.



Movie: Take the Lead(2006)


Pierre Dulaine:
Do you love to dance?

Caitlin:
Yeah

Pierre Dulaine:
Then you’re meant to dance.



Movie: Open Range(2003)


Doc Barlow:
I'd say 'to good health,' gentlemen, but then I'd probably be out of business, wouldn't I?

Boss Spearman:
We'll drink to good health for them that have it coming.



Movie: Back in the Day (V)(2005)


J-Bone:
You're in the pimp game now!



Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Colonel Pitts:
Where you from, son?

Soldier:
Omaha, sir.

Colonel Pitts:
By this time next year pigeons are going to be crapping on statues of you across the whole damn state of Nebraska.



Movie: Dark Angel (VG)(2002)


[repeated line]

Max Guevara:
No big dealio.



Movie: G.I. Joe: The Movie (V)(1987)


Law:
Man, whoever heard of being shot down by salad?



Movie: East Is East(1999)


Priest:
God bless.

George Khan:
And Allah be with you



Movie: The Opening of Misty Beethoven(1976)


Misty Beethoven:
What's the biggest difference between New York and Rome?

Seymour Love:
There aren't as many Italians in Rome.



Movie: Nacho Libre(2006)


Nacho:
Those eggs were a lie, Esqueleto. A LIE! They give me no eagle powers! The give me no nutrients!

Esqueleto:
Sorry.

Nacho:
I don't want to get paid to lose. I wanna win!



Movie: The Unholy Night(1929)


Lord 'Monte' Montague:
It was rather difficult navigating in the fog, you see. I remember thinking at the time that it was as thick as my creditors used to be before my uncle died... Yes. You know, I never began to live until my uncle died.



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Movie: Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le(2001)


Amélie:
[to her father, who is not paying attention] I had two heart attacks, an abortion, did crack... while I was pregnant. Other than that, I'm fine.




Movie: Vacation(1983)


Ellen Griswold:
Clark, let's just skip the house of mud. I think Dodge City was enough for one day. Besides, Catherine and Eddie are expecting us.

Clark:
It's living history Ellen. But if you'd rather see your cousins it's okay by me. Personally I'd rather see a pile of mud than Eddie.




Movie: I Can Make You Love Me (TV)(1993)


Richard Farley:
It's gonna be real hard for us to have a relationship if you keep refusing to go out with me.

Laura Black:
Rich, the only relationship that we're gonna have is a professional one in the office!



Movie: Darby O'Gill and the Little People(1959)


[last lines]

Michael McBride:
[singing] Oh, she is my dear, my darlin' one / Her eyes so sparklin', full of fun / No other, no other / Can match the likes of her.

Katie O'Gill:
[singing] Oh, he is my dear, my darlin' one / His eyes so sparkling, full of fun / No other, no other / Can match the likes of him.


Michael McBride, Katie O'Gill:
[singing] S/he is my dear, my darlin' one / My smilin' and beguilin' one / I love the ground s/he walks upon / My darlin' Irish girl/boy.



Movie: The X Files Game (VG)(1998)


Craig Willmore:
[Interupting the studying Clerk] Do you keep a record of all outgoing calls?

Motel Clerk:
Sure for billing reasons

Craig Willmore:
Can I get a copy of them please?

Motel Clerk:
Great, just one second. I want you to know you're putting me behind.


Craig Willmore:
Sorry, I didn't mean to bother you at work.

Motel Clerk:
Funny.



Movie: Kameleon en de dubbelganger(2005)


Gerben Zonderland:
Hey sailors! How about a bet?


Hielke Klinkhamer:
If you made it up, I'm not playing along.

Gerben Zonderland:
Wait a minute, you can earn some money with it.

Sietse Klinkhamer:
Now we are talking. What are the rules?

Gerben Zonderland:
Alright, this is what we will do. I'm going to ask you a question about boats. If you don't know the answer, you pay me a guilder. After that you ask me a question about boats. If I don't know him either, I will pay you a quarter.

Hielke Klinkhamer:
Huh? That's not fair!

Sietse Klinkhamer:
Come on relax, I know everything about boats.

Gerben Zonderland:
Here it comes: a couple of days ago, there was a boat sailing through our village with three chimneys, six saloons and a mermaid at the front. What was the name of that boat?

Sietse Klinkhamer:
I have no idea. How in the world should I know?

Gerben Zonderland:
You don't know? Can I please have my share then?



[Sietse gives him the guilder]

Gerben Zonderland:
Yes, thank you very much.

Sietse Klinkhamer:
But what is the correct answer then?

Gerben Zonderland:
I don't know either! So here is your quarter!



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