Quotes:

Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
I can't believe this. I cannot believe this.

Miyagi:
What?

Daniel:
What you just got me into in there.


Miyagi:
Huh?

Daniel:
You said you were going to make things better for me.

Miyagi:
But I did.

Daniel:
How?

Miyagi:
How? Just saved you two months beating.

Daniel:
Oh great now I really have something to look forward to.



Movie: Unforgiven(1992)


[Little Bill tells the real story of English Bob's gunfight]

Little Bill Daggett:
First off, Corky Corcoran never carried two guns. Though he should have.

W.W. Beauchamp:
But... no, no, he was called "Two-Gun Corcoran."

Little Bill Daggett:
Well, a lot of people did call him "Two-Gun" but it wasn't on account of him sporting two pistols. It was because he had a dick that was so big it was longer than the barrel of that Walker Colt he carried.




Movie: Our Lips Are Sealed(2000)


Maddie:
[in the WPP as Mormons] Attention! Attention everyone! We're part of the witness protection program!



Movie: UHF(1989)


George Newman:
I need a drink.

Bob:
You don't drink.

George Newman:
Yeah, but I've been meaning to start.



Movie: October Sky(1999)


Roy Lee:
What's an auk?

O'Dell:
It's a bird that don't fly.


Roy Lee:
You mean like a parakeet?



Movie: Zardoz(1974)


[first lines]

Arthur Frayn:
I am Arthur Frayn, and I am Zardoz. I have lived 300 years, and long to die. But death is no longer possible, I am immortal. I present now my story - full of mystery and intrigue. Rich in irony, and most satirical. It is set deep within a possible future, so none of these events have yet occurred. But they may! Be warned, lest you end as I. In this tale I am a fake god by occupation, and a magician by inclination. Merlin is my hero! I am the puppet master. I manipulate many of the characters and events you will see. But I am invented too for your entertainment and amusement. And you, poor creatures, who conjured you out of the clay? Is God in showbusiness too?



Movie: Back to the Future Part II(1989)


Marty McFly:
Are you two related?

Biff Tannen:
[knocking on Marty's head] Hello? Hello? Anybody home? What do you think? Griff just called me Grandpa for his health?



Movie: Untamed Heart(1993)


Adam:
Once people got use to staying away, they always stayed away. I never got close to anybody.



Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)


Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Whoa! Listen to what you're saying. You're telling me that I was supposed to be sensitive to the possibility that a Catholic priest might have a crush on my secret girlfriend?



Movie: Kabhi Kabhie - Love Is Life(1976)


Amitabh Malhotra:
[singing] Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / That you were made for me. / Before this you lived among the stars / You were called to earth for me. / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / That your body, your eyes are in trust for me. / The dense shade of your hair is for me alone, / These lips, these arms are in my trust. / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / As if wedding music plays on the road. / It is our wedding night and I'm lifting your veil... / You're melting in my arms, blushing with shyness... / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / That you'll love me forever. / You'll always look at me with love in your eyes... / I know you now belong to another, but still / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind...



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Peggy Martini recipe

Sat, 29 Dec 2007 18:16:00 +0000
This is a tempting recipe for Peggy Martini, with gin, sweet vermouth, Dubonnet Rouge vermouth and Pernod licorice liqueur.

1/2 oz sweet vermouth
1/2 tsp Dubonnet Rouge vermouth
1/2 tsp Pernod licorice liqueur
3 oz gin

Stir ingredients together in a mixing glass half-filled with cracked ice.
Strain into a chilled cocktail glass, and serve.
Serve in a Cocktail Glass.

The 10 best movies to hit theaters in 2007 (Carroll County Online)

Sun, 30 Dec 2007 02:20:45 GMT
How best to characterize the year in film? Wildly, variedly great. Sure there were some stinkers (looking at you "The Comebacks" and "Saw IV"), but overall it was a good year at the movies.

Give me Movie Quotations now!

Movie: Our Little Girl(1935)


Molly Middleton:
You were almost late, Daddy.

Dr. Donald Middleton:
Almost never won first prize. Say, where do you want us to sit?

Molly Middleton:
Oh, as if you didn't know.

Dr. Donald Middleton:
No, honestly, I've forgotten.

Molly Middleton:
You've forgotten where we sit when we picnic at Heaven's Gate? Oh, Daddy! Have you forgotten, too, Mommy? Do I have to tell you?

Elsa Middleton:
Afraid so.

Molly Middleton:
Right over there, where we always sit every May and September.




Movie: Waiting for Guffman(1996)


Corky St. Clair:
People don't like to have fire poked, poked in their noses.



Movie: Varannan vecka(2006)


Johanna's ex-husband:
We just bought loads of fuck-food, and were on our way home.

Johanna:
Fuck-food?

Johanna's ex-husband:
Yeah, the kind of snacks you eat when you fuck a lot.



Movie: Bachelor Party(1984)


Rick Gassko:
Attention, passengers, we are now leaving Nun Central and are beginning our journey to Hell and beyond. The captain has turned off the "no smoking" sign, and you may now move about the cabin freely.


[Kids start screaming, reading Playboy, and gambling]

Rick Gassko:
Thank you for being Catholic, and for choosing the Saint Gabriel's School Bus.



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
Wouldn't a fly swatter be easier?

Miyagi:
Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.

Daniel:
Ever catch one?


Miyagi:
Not yet.



Movie: The Painted Veil(2006)


[opening Lines]

Walter Fane:
Hello.

Kitty Garstin:
Hello.

Walter Fane:
Say, I was wondering...

Kitty Garstin:
What?

Walter Fane:
Sorry. I - I was wondering if you'd like to dance.


Kitty Garstin:
Why not?



Movie: Adaptation.(2002)


John Laroche:
Look, I'll tell you a story, all right? I once feel deeply, profoundly in love with tropical fish. Had 60 goddamn fish tanks in my house. I skin dived to find just the right ones. Then one day I say fuck fish. I renounce fish. I vow never to set foot in that ocean again. That's how much fuck fish.



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Grunt:
[Door opens to many enemies] Arbiter go first, ha ha.



Movie: X-Men(2000)


Wolverine:
You going to tell me to stay away from your girl?

Cyclops:
If I had to do that, she wouldn't be my girl.

Wolverine:
Well, then I guess you've got nothing to worry about, do ya, Cyclops?

Cyclops:
It must burn you up that a boy like me saved your life, huh? Gotta be careful. I might not be there next time. Oh, and Logan - stay away from my girl.



Movie: C'était le 12 du 12 et Chili avait les blues(1994)


Chili:
Dad said heaven was like the police. You need your Grade 10 diploma to get in.



Movie: Bachelor Party(1984)


She/Tim:
By the way, my name is Tim and I'm always available. I also do engine work on BMW's.



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Mick LaSalle's Top 10 movies of 2007

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In a year of fragmentation, no easy fix

Sun, 30 Dec 2007 10:09:00 GMT
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It's not too soon to handicap 2008's summer movies (San Jose Mercury News)

Sun, 30 Dec 2007 09:48:06 GMT
Hollywood accountants may not be finished tallying 2007's box office receipts, but that doesn't mean it's too early to take a look ahead at next summer.

The 10 best movies to hit theaters in 2007 (Carroll County Online)

Sun, 30 Dec 2007 02:20:45 GMT
How best to characterize the year in film? Wildly, variedly great. Sure there were some stinkers (looking at you "The Comebacks" and "Saw IV"), but overall it was a good year at the movies.

On Movies | To his latest director, Day-Lewis is 'the man'

Sun, 30 Dec 2007 08:07:00 GMT
Philadelphia Inquirer - 'Maybe it's presumptuous to say this, but from a director's point of view he's the Holy Grail of actors, isn't he? At least he always was to me. Like, that's the man, that's the man . "There's no two ways about it, is there?" That's Paul Thomas ...

Straight to the Quotations ...

Movie: Dane Cook: Vicious Circle (TV)(2006)


Dane Cook:
You need to open up your soul and have a weep-a-thon.



Movie: H-E Double Hockey Sticks (TV)(1999)


Griffelkin:
Hey window washer guy... I flip you!



Movie: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory(1995)


Penn:
Not mace, sweetheart. Pepper spray. Sold to civilians.


[snatches canister from Sarah]

Penn:
But once you get used to it...



[sprays some into his mouth]

Penn:
...it just clears the sinuses!



Movie: Darkman(1990)


Julie Hastings:
If you're not going to kill me... I have things to do.




Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Bernadette:
Believe me, Bob, these days gentlemen are an endangered species. Unlike bloody drag queens who just keep breeding like rabbits.



Today's Movie News

73 Bus recipe

Sat, 22 Dec 2007 22:41:00 +0000
Here is a great recipe for 73 Bus, with gin, triple sec and cranberry juice.

1 oz cranberry juice
1 oz gin
1 oz triple sec

Mix all three ingredients with ice in a chilled cocktail glass, and serve.
Serve in a Cocktail Glass.

Anti Freeze #5 recipe

Sun, 30 Dec 2007 00:54:00 +0000
A luscious recipe for Anti Freeze #5, with vodka and Midori melon liqueur.

1 1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz Midori melon liqueur

Shake vodka and Midori with ice and strain, or pour on the rocks into a large or double-shot glass.
Serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Fuji Devil Dog recipe

Sat, 22 Dec 2007 14:10:00 +0000
A adorable recipe for Fuji Devil Dog, with gin, vodka, Southern Comfort peach liqueur, DeKuyper Peachtree schnapps, cranberry juice, orange juice and grenadine syrup.

1 oz DeKuyper Peachtree schnapps
1 oz Southern Comfort peach liqueur
1 oz cranberry juice
1 oz gin
1 oz orange juice
1 oz vodka
1/2 oz grenadine syrup

Combine all ingredients (except grenadine) and pour over ice ...]