Straight to the Quotations ...

Movie: Uprising (TV)(2001)


Simha 'Kazik' Rotem:
You are all under arrest, put down your weapons and return immediately to the Umschlagplatz!



Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.

Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.

Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?

Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.

Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?


Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!

Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.

Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...

Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?

Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.



Movie: "10-8: Officers on Duty"(2003)


Deputy Rico Amonte:
Astrid? What are you doing here?

Astrid Fonseca:
Rico, I'm pregnant.

Deputy Rico Amonte:
[stunned] But it can't be! I've lived in four condoms since the last time we had sex!


Deputy Rico Amonte:
It's not yours. It's my husband's.



Movie: Zatôichi(2003)


Shinkichi:
Massuer, did you see that?

Zatôichi:
I don't see much



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Give me Lines from Movies now!

Movie: Damn Yankees!(1958)


Mr. Applegate:
Joe moved into a hotel because... Why did you move, Joe?

Joe Hardy:
[dryly] To be near you.



Movie: The Pagemaster(1994)


Fantasy:
You know this short story?

Richard:
He's Adventure.

Fantasy:
Honey, that's what they all say.










Movie: X2(2003)


Professor X:
You arranged the attack on the president.

William Stryker:
And you didn't even have to read my mind.






Movie: Absolute Power(1997)


Luther Whitney:
Go down a rope in the middle of the night? If I could do that, I'd be the star of my AARP meetings.





Movie: Halo (VG)(2001)


343 Guilty Spark:
Why naturally the Flood is simply too dangerous to release, and mass sterilization protocols may again need to be enacted. Of course, samples were kept here after the last catastrophic outbreak... for study. It seems... that decision may have been an error.







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