Today's Lines from Movies:

Movie: Jack Smith and the Destruction of Atlantis(2006)


Andy Warhol:
[speaking of Jack Smith] The only person I would ever copy. He's just so terrific, and I think he makes the best movies.




Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Tick:
[Tick and Bernadette are discussing what it would be like to have children] What happens if they turn out like Adam?

Bernadette:
You stuff 'em back in and ask for a refund.



Movie: Baby's Day Out(1994)


Eddie:
[Baby Bink just got a way from the villains again ater many times, but this time by crawling into a small sewer tunnel] No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?

Norby:
Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh - -...

Veeko:
Tollbooth at the end.

Eddie:
Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?



Movie: The Magnificent Seven(1960)


Chris:
There's no need to apologize. We weren't expecting flowers and speeches.



Today's Movie News

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Fri, 07 Nov 2008 18:16:00 GMT
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Movie Quotes:

Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Quellek:
Are you enjoying your Kep-mok blood ticks, Dr. Lazarus?

Sir Alexander Dane:
[disgusted] Just like mother used to make.



Movie: Oil for the Lamps of China(1935)


Hester Adams Chase:
Two things matter to a man, the woman he loves and the work he does.



Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Corpral Kuniski:
Hello Grandfather!

Laker Armsby (standing in a grave):
Foreigners?

Corpral Kuniski:
Polish. Corpral Kuniski.

Laker Armsby:
Kuniski? Well, that's not your fault, son, is it?



Movie: UHF(1989)


George Newman:
I need a drink.

Bob:
You don't drink.

George Newman:
Yeah, but I've been meaning to start.



Movie: Out for Justice(1991)


Detective Gino Felino NYPD:
Anybody seen Richie? Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?



Movie: Quiz Show(1994)


Mark Van Doren:
What these books have conclusively proven is that the diffence between men and women is exactly 38 pages.


Man 1:
Can I quote you, Mark?

Mark Van Doren:
Not before I quote me.

Dorothy Van Doren:
His own quotes are his greatest pleasure.

Man 2:
Did you hear the market dropped 30 points today. There's a rumor Eisenhower died.

Dorothy Van Doren:
How could they tell?

Mark Van Doren:
Oh, please. Don't get Dorothy started on politics. There'll be a raid.



Movie: Uprising (TV)(2001)


Simha 'Kazik' Rotem:
You are all under arrest, put down your weapons and return immediately to the Umschlagplatz!



Movie: Tau man ji D(2005)


Itsuki Tachibana:
[to himself about his dad, who left the gas station behind to look after Bunta's car] That sucks. He's not young anymore. He's so irresponsible, leaving his business like this. What's gonna happen to me if it goes bankrupt? It's good that I've been living on my own, or else, I wouldn't be this chubby.



Movie: Major Dundee(1965)


Capt. Benjamin Tyreen:
[the command comes across a troop of French cavalry] Congratulations, Major. It seems like you've found yourself a real war after all.



Movie: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory(1995)


Penn:
Not mace, sweetheart. Pepper spray. Sold to civilians.


[snatches canister from Sarah]

Penn:
But once you get used to it...



[sprays some into his mouth]

Penn:
...it just clears the sinuses!



Movie: Wagons East(1994)


James H. Harlow:
[drunk] We leave at dawn... noon-ish.




Movie: Dane Cook: Vicious Circle (TV)(2006)


Dane Cook:
You need to open up your soul and have a weep-a-thon.



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